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Old Dude
09-17-2009, 12:18 PM
That was fun last week, so maybe the luck will continue...

http://brownschat.clevelandbrowns.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/809105862/m/582109862/p/1

The first guy isn't with the program, and predicts a Denver blowout. But the others make up for it.

Rabb
09-17-2009, 12:23 PM
I actually had a dream of this game this morning. The good news are my dreams come close to reality an astonishing % of the time.

he must dream that he is retarded about once a week then

Rohirrim
09-17-2009, 12:23 PM
I don't think we have a chance. The Mighty Browns will destroy us. Hopefully, we at least show up.

BroncoDoug
09-17-2009, 12:27 PM
I don't think we have a chance. The Mighty Browns will destroy us. Hopefully, we at least show up.

i know its our home opener and all, but it would just be best if the Broncos just stayed home...they are really no match this week. Should they even get on the plane?

NYBronc
09-17-2009, 12:29 PM
Browns 72
Denver 4

bfoflcommish
09-17-2009, 12:33 PM
Browns 72
Denver 4


yeah I was thinking thinking this as well but as others have pointed out are d really isn't that good, so no way we get safties
72-2

ludo21
09-17-2009, 12:35 PM
Prater gets a FG I think. Probably 63 plus

Rabb
09-17-2009, 12:40 PM
I don't know if there is an 80 points rule or some mercy thing but it will be over by the 2nd quarter, we won't get past the 50 yard line

prunch
09-17-2009, 12:49 PM
Even with rampant homerism in my blood .... I can see why they would feel optimistic for a win .... we didn't look that great last week on offense.

Don't get me wrong, Broncs gonna win but I can see where they get their optimism.

scorpio
09-17-2009, 12:51 PM
Dawkins' arm breaks off. Stokely gets kidnapped and tied up in a hotel room. Brian Griese jumps out of the booth and tackles Orton on the last play of the game.



Browns 96
Broncos 3

bfoflcommish
09-17-2009, 12:54 PM
Dawkins' arm breaks off. Stokely gets kidnapped and tied up in a hotel room. Brian Griese jumps out of the booth and tackles Orton on the last play of the game.



Browns 96
Broncos 3

I call BS.... Orton wont be playing in the 4th quarter of a blowout!

scorpio
09-17-2009, 12:54 PM
I call BS.... Orton wont be playing in the 4th quarter of a blowout!

That's the bad part, Orton is on the sideline.

Beantown Bronco
09-17-2009, 12:55 PM
I don't know if there is an 80 points rule or some mercy thing but it will be over by the 2nd quarter, we won't get past the 50 yard line

Depends on whether you're talking about the Broncos 50 or the Browns 50.

bfoflcommish
09-17-2009, 12:58 PM
That's the bad part, Orton is on the sideline.

ok got it!

thx for clearing up

scorpio
09-17-2009, 12:59 PM
Depends on whether you're talking about the Broncos 50 or the Browns 50.

I hadn't even thought of that.

SoDak Bronco
09-17-2009, 01:05 PM
77 to 0

Cribbs returns opening kickoff, and then has 10 punt return TD's throughout the day to seal the game. Denver Punts 12 Times, and has 10 of them returned for TDS. hopefully Spencer heals quickly.

Rabb
09-17-2009, 01:07 PM
Depends on whether you're talking about the Broncos 50 or the Browns 50.

which is exactly why we won't get past it, it is too goddamn confusing!!!

Garcia Bronco
09-17-2009, 01:19 PM
We're going to get killed.

BroncoMan4ever
09-17-2009, 01:24 PM
how sad is it that so many on that board bring up the fact that they never beat Denver and it is already a foregone conclusion that they have lost.

Rulon Velvet Jones
09-17-2009, 01:34 PM
It reads like yet another fanbase that is looking at Denver solely through the **** they've read in the media.

Punisher
09-17-2009, 01:42 PM
browns 2
broncos 3

book it

Los Broncos
09-17-2009, 01:43 PM
They will crush us by a field goal.

BroncoMan4ever
09-17-2009, 01:57 PM
browns 2
broncos 3

book it

if after 2 games Nolan's defense only gives up a total of 9 points we will be using our 5th DC in 5 years because he will be a HC next year

NFLBRONCO
09-17-2009, 02:00 PM
I can see why opponent fans would be confident against us we are sputtering on offense until that improves every game will be a struggle.

Popcorn Sutton
09-17-2009, 02:04 PM
3-0 Broncos.

Rabb
09-17-2009, 02:06 PM
1-0 Browns

they will score a touchdown but Dawkins will kill their receiver and himself in the process, making them come up with a new rule for "murder-suicide" in the end zone that strips the team of the 6 points but allows the PAT

book it

oubronco
09-17-2009, 02:11 PM
Go browncos

Rock Chalk
09-17-2009, 03:19 PM
We never beat Denver and it won't change this time !!! Denver 28 Cleveland 3

The Legend of Elway remains.

gtown
09-17-2009, 03:35 PM
Broncos lose a close one. The Browns recreate the drive by having Brady Quinn drink more than 20 MetRx protein shakes and call QB sneak after QB sneak late in the 4th quarter.

scorpio
09-17-2009, 03:40 PM
http://imgur.com/WjVGR.jpg

Look at him karate-chopping that mountain in half.

I was just joking around before but now I'm kind of scared.

Rohirrim
09-17-2009, 03:42 PM
http://imgur.com/WjVGR.jpg

Look at him karate-chopping that mountain in half.

I was just joking around before but now I'm kind of scared.

Yeah, but then the ball just falls backwards out of his hand so it's really not too scary. ;D

Los Broncos
09-17-2009, 03:46 PM
That pic is scary, I just cancelled my flight to Denver.

Hercules Rockefeller
09-17-2009, 03:47 PM
http://imgur.com/WjVGR.jpg

Look at him karate-chopping that mountain in half.

I was just joking around before but now I'm kind of scared.

I don't think he's karate-chopping that mountain. From all the pics floating around the Internetz that show him grabbing other guys' junk, I'm guessing that Brady is really just reaching for the closest phallus-type object he sees out of habit.

Gort
09-17-2009, 03:51 PM
depends. is ditka playing? if yes, then 212-0 for Da Browns. if not, then 3-0 for Da Browns.

http://www.freewebs.com/g0uads/dabears.jpg

gyldenlove
09-17-2009, 04:00 PM
I think it will be 2-1 a good soccer score.

Honestly though, what kind of name is the browns? brown was a cool color in the 70's, it is time to get with the program. The new color is off-white with a hint of abricot, which I know doesn't make a great name for a football team but at least people with babies won't have really horrible associations when they hear the team name.

Old Dude
09-17-2009, 04:04 PM
Okay, seriously ....

I have a hard time seeing the Broncos scoring more than 20 against even an average defense right now.

This is a completely different style of offense than what we saw last week. Brady Quinn is nowhere as good as Carson Palmer, nor does he have the same caliber of receivers, but he'll probably dink and dunk us to death. LB pass coverage is not one of our strengths. Add to that a decent running attack (which the Bengals didn't really have) and they could put together some serious drives. I also think they have a huge advantage in special teams.

I'm gonna have to say say Cleveland 24-13. And this is really going to suck, because they'll make it sound like they earned it.

Ambiguous
09-17-2009, 04:06 PM
The Broncos shouldn't even get off the plane. If they're already in Denver, they should fly somewhere else and not get off the plane.

NYBronco
09-17-2009, 08:21 PM
he must dream that he is retarded about once a week then

Wet dream would be my guess.

Bronco Boy
09-17-2009, 08:51 PM
Compared to the Browns forum, this thread is hilarious. That being said, I say 24-17 Bro...

maher_tyler
09-17-2009, 09:25 PM
Depends on whether you're talking about the Broncos 50 or the Browns 50.

:kiddingme

TheChamp24
09-18-2009, 05:37 AM
Every other neutral/other teams' fans have us finishing in the bottom 5 this season, which I find kind of funny and they all think of the team as being in massive turmoil with a lack of talent. I'll admit to the DL not exactly being world beaters, but most of the other positions have decent talent. Shoot, I think a lot of teams would love to have our offensive weapons.

UberBroncoMan
09-18-2009, 05:48 AM
That was fun last week, so maybe the luck will continue...

http://brownschat.clevelandbrowns.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/809105862/m/582109862/p/1

The first guy isn't with the program, and predicts a Denver blowout. But the others make up for it.

It twas fun wasn't it :)!

colonelbeef
09-18-2009, 07:54 AM
It reads like yet another fanbase that is looking at Denver solely through the **** they've read in the media.

How else should they look at Denver? Spy satellites? Homing pigeons?

TailgateNut
09-18-2009, 08:07 AM
How else should they look at Denver? Spy satellites? Homing pigeons?
Maybe you and rasta could loan them your crystal ball.;D

UberBroncoMan
09-20-2009, 05:40 PM
This thread needs a bump, in large part to the close accuracy of the OP in the thread linked in the first post - and how crazy Brown fans got at said Browns fan.

Popcorn Sutton
09-20-2009, 05:43 PM
Bring back the Delusional fan thread next week. I like it.

Bronco Boy
09-20-2009, 07:33 PM
If only we held members of this forum to this sort of accountability.

scorpio
09-20-2009, 07:51 PM
Dawkins' arm breaks off. Stokely gets kidnapped and tied up in a hotel room. Brian Griese jumps out of the booth and tackles Orton on the last play of the game.



Browns 96
Broncos 3

so close