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TheElusiveKyleOrton
09-14-2009, 09:44 AM
LINK (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/pet/1373877654.html)

Rock Chalk
09-14-2009, 09:46 AM
Bwahahaha

Popcorn Sutton
09-14-2009, 09:46 AM
Yowsers!

Rock Chalk
09-14-2009, 09:47 AM
I dont care who you are, that's funny ****.

vancejohnson82
09-14-2009, 09:50 AM
hahaha....great stuff

Spider
09-14-2009, 09:51 AM
thats just wrong ............. :rofl:

TheElusiveKyleOrton
09-14-2009, 09:52 AM
I should be receiving hate mail from Chicago fans very, very soon.

Peoples Champ
09-14-2009, 09:52 AM
did you post this ad ??

TheElusiveKyleOrton
09-14-2009, 09:53 AM
did you post this ad ??

Yeppo. :yayaya:

Peoples Champ
09-14-2009, 09:55 AM
Yeppo. :yayaya:



very clever, I just sent it to all bears fans at my work, lets hope it stays up on craigslist for awhile

bronco610
09-14-2009, 09:56 AM
Yeppo. :yayaya:

Rep coming !!!!:thumbsup:

oubronco
09-14-2009, 09:58 AM
Thats hilarious

TheReverend
09-14-2009, 10:00 AM
**** even I laughed.

Post up all replies please.

broncosteven
09-14-2009, 10:08 AM
I didn't the dog comparison, is it because he threw 4 INT's, you don't find him more attractive than Orton,or did you think he was dogging it by throwing 4 ints?

I didn't get it.

If there was a good reason to compare him to a dog you could have said he "****s the bed a lot", whines at night, throws frisbee into double coverage, and likes to lick on bones but I am guessing you thought what you wrote was comedy gold.

I am sure Chicago's AM1000 will be reporting about this and it will make the news.

Finger Roll
09-14-2009, 10:09 AM
LINK (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/pet/1373877654.html)

you're one funny guy:notworthy

SureShot
09-14-2009, 10:12 AM
Now thats funny!

TheElusiveKyleOrton
09-14-2009, 10:13 AM
I didn't the dog comparison, is it because he threw 4 INT's, you don't find him more attractive than Orton,or did you think he was dogging it by throwing 4 ints?

I didn't get it.

If there was a good reason to compare him to a dog you could have said he "****s the bed a lot", whines at night, throws frisbee into double coverage, and likes to lick on bones but I am guessing you thought what you wrote was comedy gold.

I am sure Chicago's AM1000 will be reporting about this and it will make the news.

oooh, are your feelings hurt for some reason? Took me 5 minutes to post that, and yes, I thought it was reasonably funny. Perhaps I'll use some of your suggestions next time, and you'll be able to laugh enough to get the stick out of your ass for 10 minutes. Wouldn't that be something.

Oh, and I compared him to a dog because it's in the PETS section of Craigslist. Could have put him in "for sale" I suppose, but again, the whole thing took me 5 minutes.

Sorry you're too uptight to enjoy... anything...

bfoflcommish
09-14-2009, 10:16 AM
ahahahaha

broncocalijohn
09-14-2009, 10:17 AM
Here it is just in case it is flagged. Moose, you can put him in the barter/trade section too. Maybe offer Orton straight up for him or take gift cards in exchange. You can edit your original one and put new ideas in there.

If ya dont mind......

Bored, but never boring, Jaycee, our disgruntled pomeranian/hound mix, available for pickup at any time.

Needs a good home, at least a "10," (9 need not apply). Great at crotch sniffing, but cries a lot and is regularly butthurt.

Not terribly loyal, but might get better with time in a better home. Regularly tells us he's stronger than Benji or Lassie.

Tends to yell a lot at owners or be completely disinterested.

Listens to a lot of My Chemical Romance records. Has a tendency to bite the hand that feeds him.

Trades accepted.


BTW: VERY FUNNY. You will be repped.

TailgateNut
09-14-2009, 10:22 AM
"Has a tendency to bite the hand that feeds him"

BAWAHAHAHAHA.

mr007
09-14-2009, 10:22 AM
hahaha ouch.

TailgateNut
09-14-2009, 10:23 AM
Free to gullible home:

ColoradoBuff
09-14-2009, 10:38 AM
that is classic!

Tankgunner95
09-14-2009, 10:42 AM
Nice very very nice!!!! Rep on its way!!!

Pat Bowlen
09-14-2009, 11:04 AM
I walked that dog once.

Majik
09-14-2009, 11:20 AM
I should be receiving hate mail from Chicago fans very, very soon.

You sir are hilarious! rep!

Los Broncos
09-14-2009, 11:28 AM
I dont care who you are, that's funny ****.

Word :rofl:

broncosteven
09-14-2009, 11:30 AM
oooh, are your feelings hurt for some reason? Took me 5 minutes to post that, and yes, I thought it was reasonably funny. Perhaps I'll use some of your suggestions next time, and you'll be able to laugh enough to get the stick out of your ass for 10 minutes. Wouldn't that be something.

Oh, and I compared him to a dog because it's in the PETS section of Craigslist. Could have put him in "for sale" I suppose, but again, the whole thing took me 5 minutes.

Sorry you're too uptight to enjoy... anything...

Ohhhhh you are wrong my friend, I have joined the Homer ranks.

I am going to need some help and guidance crossing over but after yesterday anything is possible.

GO BRONCOS!

TheElusiveKyleOrton
09-14-2009, 11:38 AM
Big day for me. Lots of rep from this post, and then (!) I get word that Jamie Dukes liked me calling him "dukesbag" on Twitter.

I win. On a monday, no less.

Eldorado
09-14-2009, 11:48 AM
Ohhhhh you are wrong my friend, I have joined the Homer ranks.

I am going to need some help and guidance crossing over but after yesterday anything is possible.

GO BRONCOS!

No. Your application was reviewed and denied on grounds of excessive douche-baggary. Please stop.

GoBroncos DownUnder
09-14-2009, 12:00 PM
Mondays are always SWEET after a Broncos WIN!
Plus the Cutleresque performance of Chicago's "Franchise QB" ... sweeeeeeet!

At the bar on SUnday there was a Bears fan, complete with Urlacher jersey, ... alright guy, REALLY mouthy though ... don't expect we will EVER see him again at the bar! ;)

broncosteven
09-14-2009, 12:00 PM
No. Your application was reviewed and denied on grounds of excessive douche-baggary. Please stop.

But I promise never to question a move or play ever again!

I swear!

broncosteven
09-14-2009, 12:45 PM
They are still at daycare/school.

Either way I am happy the Broncos won and I am hoping Oakland can pull off an upset tonight.

Dedhed
09-14-2009, 12:50 PM
I didn't the dog comparison, is it because he threw 4 INT's, you don't find him more attractive than Orton,or did you think he was dogging it by throwing 4 ints?

I didn't get it.

If there was a good reason to compare him to a dog you could have said he "****s the bed a lot", whines at night, throws frisbee into double coverage, and likes to lick on bones but I am guessing you thought what you wrote was comedy gold.

I am sure Chicago's AM1000 will be reporting about this and it will make the news.
You're just sad.

Chris
09-14-2009, 01:05 PM
This has everyone at the office rolling!

NYBronco
09-14-2009, 01:12 PM
They are still at daycare/school.

Either way I am happy the Broncos won and I am hoping Oakland can pull off an upset tonight.

Would that be UnicornHappyLand, happy? :poke:

broncosteven
09-14-2009, 01:29 PM
Would that be UnicornHappyLand, happy? :poke:

YEP

It has been a rough year for me and it was nice to see a Miracle on our side of the ball for once.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
09-14-2009, 03:38 PM
Bummer. Flagged for removal.

Thankfully, I used some of Gene Krantz' ideas and posted elsewhere as well.

Craigslist.org (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/spo/1373991610.html)

ksBRONCOfan
09-14-2009, 03:41 PM
ROFL! Are you getting a bunch of emails?

BroncoBuff
09-14-2009, 03:43 PM
Listed in "sporting goods" :~ohyah!:

ScottXray
09-14-2009, 03:51 PM
:notworthyBWAAHAAAHAAA!

You are one funny dude. Thank god C list is anonymous....

You would be hunted down and killed by a "true " fan up there..

Of course that "dog won't hunt."

TheElusiveKyleOrton
09-14-2009, 04:05 PM
ROFL! Are you getting a bunch of emails?

Surprisingly, no. I got an email from one chick in Chicago who said I "made her day." Heh.

All the feedback I've gotten has been very positive.

phillybroncosnut
09-14-2009, 04:27 PM
Surprisingly, no. I got an email from one chick in Chicago who said I "made her day." Heh.

All the feedback I've gotten has been very positive.

What is it?? It got flagged

cabronco
09-14-2009, 04:36 PM
That is awesome..too funny..:rofl:

TheElusiveKyleOrton
09-14-2009, 04:38 PM
What is it?? It got flagged

LINK! (http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/spo/1373991610.html)

Los Broncos
09-14-2009, 08:07 PM
List it in lost and found.

UberBroncoMan
09-14-2009, 08:53 PM
I don't care who you are this is ****ing hilarious.