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BroncoBuff
09-08-2009, 02:43 PM
http://www.campussqueeze.com/post/10-Most-Effeminate-NFL-Quarterbacks.aspx

lex
09-08-2009, 02:55 PM
When you consider ad work, how is Brady not in there? I think this must have been done by a Pats fan.

LonghornBronco
09-08-2009, 03:00 PM
Where's Phyllis...

TheReverend
09-08-2009, 03:01 PM
Never read this quote before on the subject:

“I was the new wide receiver, and one day I was in the dressing room. Chris came up, introduced himself and asked if I’d run some routes for him. I said, ‘Sure.’ Later, he invited me out to dinner. We hit it off immediately, and we’ve been best friends ever since.” –Shanahan

LOL

WolfpackGuy
09-08-2009, 03:04 PM
http://thenewsleak.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jeff-garcia-wife-carmella-decesare.jpg

Garcia's old lady has some cans.
BUT, it looks like Jeff is trying out for a Fantasy Island movie.

Beantown Bronco
09-08-2009, 03:08 PM
Tony Romo loves chick flicks. According to Cowboys Terence Newman, he rented a Hillary Duff movie and watched the whole thing! Rumor also has it that he watched The Notebook with former teammate Jason Witten.

Author needs to fact-check a little. When did Jason Witten become a "former" teammate?

Otherwise.....hilarious.

broncofan7
09-08-2009, 03:13 PM
http://thenewsleak.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jeff-garcia-wife-carmella-decesare.jpg

Garcia's old lady has some cans.
BUT, it looks like Jeff is trying out for a Fantasy Island movie.

CLE ohio native who I actually met at a club in the 'Flats'--then I saw her on a Fox produced playboy bunny search Tv show 6 mos later--suffice to say--even if Garcia WAS Gay as TO claimed--she's hot enough to turn a gay man STRAIGHT.

Mogulseeker
09-08-2009, 03:51 PM
Why the hell is Brady Quinn not on that list?

Smiling Assassin27
09-08-2009, 03:56 PM
How Brady Quinn avoids the list is beyond me...

...NOW i'm done.

http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/2244027650_3ab01074ed.jpg

BroncoMan4ever
09-08-2009, 04:38 PM
http://thenewsleak.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/jeff-garcia-wife-carmella-decesare.jpg

Garcia's old lady has some cans.
BUT, it looks like Jeff is trying out for a Fantasy Island movie.

those jugs are new and store bought, look up her playboy pics, she is not stacked like that in those.

BroncoMan4ever
09-08-2009, 04:39 PM
How Brady Quinn avoids the list is beyond me...

...NOW i'm done.

http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/2244027650_3ab01074ed.jpg

sad thing is, i would trade Marshall for him and a 4th round pick in a heart beat

Bronco LB52
09-08-2009, 05:52 PM
sad thing is, i would trade Marshall for him and a 4th round pick in a heart beat

**** that noise.

PRBronco
09-08-2009, 06:39 PM
I'm surprised they didn't mention that Chris Simms is sponsored by Bigelow tea. Actually the evidence against him was gay enough.

Circle Orange
09-08-2009, 07:33 PM
The Sex Cannon must not...can not...be on that list. See KSK and Deadspin for details. But he is not particular.

And Garcia has red eyes with two tone hair. He be da debbil...

Agree on Chad...looks like a cherub at christmas time.

Jay-Poo...pudgy, pasty and freckly frustration

Harrington, perhaps. Dopey bowl cut for eons.

J.P. is a bad cross between Harrington and David Carr. (Who likewise, is pretty enough to be on this list.)

Eli enlarges his nipples, apparently.

Tom Brady not on list. Still overrated and skinny.

Brady Quinn? Shut your mouth.

Someone tell Chris Simms wearing a goatee changes nothing.

One woman's meat is another man's poision. ;D

Clockwork Orange
09-08-2009, 07:35 PM
Alex Smith's hands alone should have him atop this list.

Circle Orange
09-08-2009, 07:37 PM
I see no chocolate here. Does this mean the brothers be more manly? :afro: Ha!

TheReverend
09-08-2009, 07:39 PM
I see no chocolate here. Does this mean the brothers be more manly? :afro: Ha!

Agreed. With so many black QBs in the NFL, you'd think the list would at least have a handful of them.

Clockwork Orange
09-08-2009, 07:39 PM
I see no chocolate here. Does this mean the brothers be more manly? :afro: Ha!

Michael Vick probably knows a thing or two about being effeminate after two years in the graybar hotel. :D

listopencil
09-08-2009, 07:42 PM
Which one of you ****ers is this-

"I just want to say.. I have a little quarter back he is 13 yrs old, I do believe he will take it all the way. Im a quarterback mom. I love all of you, and watch as many game as I can, Im a co. native and also a BRONCO fan, I would love to have Jay Cutlers picture and autograph, olong wiht the Manning Brothers. and Tom Brady, and Tony Romo, Brett Farve... Wish I had tickets to that game tonight. For Christmas my wis list includes all the nfl qb cards. I have a specual insight gift with football, I see a lot before it actually happens. LOVE THE GAME... in in hog heaven. Suzi


Suzi alsho"

Clockwork Orange
09-08-2009, 07:44 PM
I have a specual insight gift with football, I see a lot before it actually happens.

This describes everyone here.

Circle Orange
09-08-2009, 07:46 PM
Daunte Culpepper is a big quarterback with small, dainty hands and perfect nails. That alone makes me suspicious...:~ohyah!:

Clockwork Orange
09-08-2009, 07:47 PM
Reminds me of a line from Mickey Mantle in 61*

"I like girls with small hands.....makes my dick look bigger." ;D

TexanBob
09-09-2009, 01:01 AM
Remember Kordette Stewart??

rmsanger
09-09-2009, 05:11 AM
Remember Kordette Stewart??

X2 Kordel was giving open BJ sessions and bleacher reachers during training camps.