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Hotrod
09-04-2009, 03:25 PM
It has come to my attention that certain REAL Bronco fans are going to be in charge of the "bandwagon" this season.

What we need you to do is line up single file and one at a time....no pushing please come up to the front desk where Meck will be making a final ruling on your fan status. If you are accepted as a good fan please board the bus/wagon which is parked out side in the loading and unloading area.

If unfortunatly you are determined by Meck to be a bad fan you will be asked to deposit any and all of your team items including foam fingers into the barrels located next to the exit and leave the property as soon as possible. We would like to thank all of you bad fans for trying out and wish you nothing but the best with your new team.

:)

Eldorado
09-04-2009, 03:28 PM
Piss off traitor. Go root for Cincinnati.

TheReverend
09-04-2009, 03:32 PM
Me while reading the OP:

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1766/tigerg.gif

TheDave
09-04-2009, 03:34 PM
Can you imagine the hilarity of all us ****tards in a single line while Meck cast judgement on our asses...

cutthemdown
09-04-2009, 03:34 PM
wow cincy fans trolling the board already? Get out of here Arnold.

SureShot
09-04-2009, 03:36 PM
Me while reading the OP:

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1766/tigerg.gif

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TheReverend
09-04-2009, 03:36 PM
Can you imagine the hilarity of all us ****tards in a single line while Meck cast judgement on our asses...

And TailgateNut kicks all our asses.

Tombstone RJ
09-04-2009, 03:37 PM
It has come to my attention that certain REAL Bronco fans are going to be in charge of the "bandwagon" this season.

What we need you to do is line up single file and one at a time....no pushing please come up to the front desk where Meck will be making a final ruling on your fan status. If you are accepted as a good fan please board the bus/wagon which is parked out side in the loading and unloading area.

If unfortunatly you are determined by Meck to be a bad fan you will be asked to deposit any and all of your team items including foam fingers into the barrels located next to the exit and leave the property as soon as possible. We would like to thank all of you bad fans for trying out and wish you nothing but the best with your new team.

:)

Cool, I'm a lock to get on the wagon...

elsid13
09-04-2009, 03:37 PM
I understand TSIGAY is demanding the front seat.

TheDave
09-04-2009, 03:37 PM
And TailgateNut kicks all our asses.

One ass beating after another until TSI and Tony are all that's left

TheReverend
09-04-2009, 03:42 PM
One ass beating after another until TSI and Tony are all that's left

Popps, man. Popps. He's the leader, I think?

TheDave
09-04-2009, 03:43 PM
Popps, man. Popps. He's the leader, I think?

Sorry TSI, Tony, and Popps

EDIT: and Baja... can't forget Baja

Hotrod
09-04-2009, 03:43 PM
I really dont see anyway this thread ends well.

Thats what I really like about it.

Hotrod
09-04-2009, 03:45 PM
I think TSI has taken over the all time meltdown title LMMFAO

TheReverend
09-04-2009, 03:47 PM
I think TSI has taken over the all time meltdown title LMMFAO

I aim to please :approve:

Hotrod
09-04-2009, 03:48 PM
I aim to please :approve:

You should do an class on this skill :spit:

Dukes
09-04-2009, 03:50 PM
Me while reading the OP:

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1766/tigerg.gif

WTF dude, you've already used that one. Try again loser.

SureShot
09-04-2009, 03:50 PM
I really dont see anyway this thread ends well.

Thats what I really like about it.

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jhns
09-04-2009, 03:51 PM
I will lead the bandwagon. I can become delusional and pissy just like the guys you are talking about. I am perfect for it.

Donk
09-04-2009, 03:52 PM
I'll ride my own wagon!

24champ
09-04-2009, 03:57 PM
I think TSI has taken over the all time meltdown title LMMFAO

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elsid13
09-04-2009, 03:58 PM
TSI the bobo of the mane

broncosteven
09-04-2009, 04:06 PM
Sorry TSI, Tony, and Popps

EDIT: and Baja... can't forget Baja

I think you covered all those that are card carrying members of UnicornHappyLand.

Small group = more Unicorn sex per vistior.

Taco John
09-04-2009, 04:28 PM
This place isn't the same as it used to be. What happened to the good old days when people were civil to eachother like ~Slap~ and Gonzolays? I think that I'm going to stick around and hang out with you classless douches in hopes that these civil days of yesteryear return.

TheDave
09-04-2009, 04:31 PM
This place isn't the same as it used to be. What happened to the good old days when people were civil to eachother like ~Slap~ and Gonzolays? I think that I'm going to stick around and hang out with you classless douches in hopes that these civil days of yesteryear return.

and don't forget Alec... before he got married and became rational.

TailgateNut
09-04-2009, 04:34 PM
And TailgateNut kicks all our asses.

Well you would be safe. I don't beat up homosexuals. They already have issues.

TonyR
09-04-2009, 04:35 PM
Me while reading the OP


Hey has Brandon been traded to the Jets yet?

TheReverend
09-04-2009, 04:36 PM
Well you would be safe. I don't beat up homosexuals. They already have issues.

http://www.mixunit.com/ProductImages/clothing/CLOT600_black.jpg

Taco John
09-04-2009, 04:37 PM
Hey has Brandon been traded to the Jets yet?


How was Rev supposed to know that one of the effects of freebasing unicorn DNA is seeing things that aren't real?

TheReverend
09-04-2009, 04:37 PM
Hey has Brandon been traded to the Jets yet?

I dont wanna talk about it.

worm
09-04-2009, 04:38 PM
What we need you to do is line up single file and one at a time....no pushing please come up to the front desk where Meck will be making a final ruling on your fan status. If you are accepted as a good fan please board the bus/wagon which is parked out side in the loading and unloading area.

If unfortunatly you are determined by Meck to be a bad fan you will be asked to deposit any and all of your team items including foam fingers into the barrels located next to the exit and leave the property as soon as possible. We would like to thank all of you bad fans for trying out and wish you nothing but the best with your new team.

:)

http://kaneconsulting.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/veruca_salt.jpg

SureShot
09-04-2009, 04:40 PM
I dont wanna talk about it.

I do!

TheReverend
09-04-2009, 04:41 PM
Btw, TGN, I really like the look you're going for:

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/TGN.jpg

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/swedish_chef.jpg

TonyR
09-04-2009, 04:43 PM
It has come to my attention...

Hey has Brandon been traded to the Giants yet? Is the deal done? Did you get deep throated by Deep Throat?

Taco John
09-04-2009, 04:45 PM
That's just rude! Come on Rev, you're better than that.


http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/6585/newsupermariobros200603.jpg

Taco John
09-04-2009, 04:47 PM
By the way. Has anyone else noticed how handsome Paul Rodriguez is looking these days? Que chulo!

TheReverend
09-04-2009, 04:48 PM
That's just rude! Come on Rev, you're better than that.

Now I need to shower before I head to the tiki bar because I pissed myself.

jhat01
09-04-2009, 04:49 PM
how bout this one? :spit:

mr007
09-04-2009, 04:50 PM
Btw, TGN, I really like the look you're going for:


wow.....

<img src=http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/g/granny_owned-12246.jpg>

footstepsfrom#27
09-04-2009, 04:52 PM
Sorry TSI, Tony, and Popps

EDIT: and Baja... can't forget Baja
Popps is the ringleader; the others are his chief minions. ;D

Bronx33
09-04-2009, 04:56 PM
awesome thread!

listopencil
09-04-2009, 04:57 PM
**** that.

SureShot
09-04-2009, 05:02 PM
Btw, TGN, I really like the look you're going for:

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/TGN.jpg

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/swedish_chef.jpg

Quit stealing my jokes.

Taco John
09-04-2009, 05:13 PM
Now I need to shower before I head to the tiki bar because I pissed myself.


That must have been one potent unicorn.

FireFly
09-04-2009, 05:26 PM
Be nice everyone :)

Archer81
09-04-2009, 05:26 PM
I refuse to do your dirty work...no mo...


:Broncos:

jhat01
09-04-2009, 05:46 PM
how bout this one? :spit:

aaaand I'm done.

Popps
09-04-2009, 05:51 PM
I would have enjoyed this thread more if I could have voted on something.

kmonty
09-04-2009, 06:12 PM
Me while reading the OP:

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/1766/tigerg.gif

Is there some secret directory of witty animated GIF's I don't know about?

baja
09-04-2009, 06:25 PM
By the way. Has anyone else noticed how handsome Paul Rodriguez is looking these days? Que chulo!

Ya and he doesn't look like you anymore. ROFL!

Hogan11
09-04-2009, 07:42 PM
Is there some secret directory of witty animated GIF's I don't know about?

poundedintotheground.com & alreadypasse.net

missingnumber7
09-04-2009, 07:58 PM
Is there some secret directory of witty animated GIF's I don't know about?

Nah you just have to get lucky and stumble onto one every once and a while

TheReverend
09-04-2009, 09:40 PM
Is there some secret directory of witty animated GIF's I don't know about?

Hey Kyle, friend, how ya doin man? Personally, everytime a .gif pops up that I think is funny, I copy the link location and copy it to a notepad file with a text header that describes the gif and situations I could potentially use it in.

For example:

Old Lady tongue

http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7909/gifbingrandmatongue.gif

Cucumber funny bj

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/129651-1/Cucumber_BJ_lesson.gif

Samuel L drinking strange look

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3450/saml.gif

Jack Nickelson Middle Finger

http://i732.photobucket.com/albums/ww324/medicynical/middlefinger.gif

Commodus slow thumbs up

http://www.f2f2s.com/Commodus/thumbsup.gif

Commodus slow thumbs down

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5613/commodus.gif

Midget middle finger trick!

http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee359/vinni34/oh1mh0.gif

Hilarious black guy funny face

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h227/theateam911/look_2-1.gif

SureShot
09-04-2009, 09:44 PM
I like this one.

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n55/tiggerracer/muppets/MuppetsSwedishChef.gif

tsiguy96
09-04-2009, 09:51 PM
i guess we forgot its a shame to be optimistic. damn those optimists, why arent we crying about how much bowlen sucks...

TheReverend
09-04-2009, 09:51 PM
poundedintotheground.com & alreadypasse.net

Agreed. In that same theme, you forgot, sassy.org

listopencil
09-04-2009, 09:51 PM
I try to stick to pics because you can just attach them from your hard drive. Like this one-

SureShot
09-04-2009, 09:53 PM
i guess we forgot its a shame to be optimistic. Damn those optimists, why arent we crying about how much bowlen sucks...

24821

TheReverend
09-04-2009, 09:54 PM
I try to stick to pics because you can just attach them from your hard drive. Like this one-

I like you.

But please never kill another thread I like.

tsiguy96
09-04-2009, 09:54 PM
24821

am i driving that? hell yea :afro:

listopencil
09-04-2009, 09:55 PM
I like you.

But please never kill another thread I like.



Heh, that one was labeled "WTF?" and I wanted to find out why.

SureShot
09-04-2009, 10:32 PM
am i driving that? Hell yea :afro:

24823

TheReverend
09-04-2009, 10:48 PM
24823

http://www.f2f2s.com/Commodus/thumbsup.gif

TheReverend
09-04-2009, 10:48 PM
am i driving that? hell yea :afro:

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5613/commodus.gif

24champ
09-04-2009, 10:53 PM
http://threadbombing.com/data/media/2/Batman-Superman.gif

Chris
09-04-2009, 11:27 PM
This all seems very necessary. Just so long as I get some steak.

Tombstone RJ
09-04-2009, 11:52 PM
Is there some secret directory of witty animated GIF's I don't know about?

Really. Yah I'd love the secret password.

Rohirrim
09-05-2009, 03:21 AM
And people wonder why I've never posted my picture on here. Ha!

gunns
09-05-2009, 04:02 AM
I understand TSIGAY is demanding the front seat.

That's the first thing I thought of. He would be perfect to determine the "degree" of fanhood a person is/has. I'm sure he'll be a part of the entertainment and brainwashing also. He'll probably start with a rounding rendition of High Hopes.

Next time your found, with your chin on the ground
There a lot to be learned, so look around

Just what makes that little old ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant
Anyone knows an ant, can't
Move a rubber tree plant

But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your gettin' low
'stead of lettin' go
Just remember that ant
Oops there goes another rubber tree plant

When troubles call, and your back's to the wall
There a lot to be learned, that wall could fall

Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam
No one could make that ram, scram
He kept buttin' that dam

'Cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes

So any time your feelin' bad
'stead of feelin' sad
Just remember that ram
Oops there goes a billion kilowatt dam

All problems just a toy balloon
They'll be bursted soon
They're just bound to go pop
Oops there goes another problem kerplop

gunns
09-05-2009, 04:05 AM
i guess we forgot its a shame to be optimistic. damn those optimists, why arent we crying about how much bowlen sucks...

Not a problem in the world with being optimistic but make sure that optimism includes reality.

gunns
09-05-2009, 04:22 AM
I would have enjoyed this thread more if I could have voted on something.

Oh just help tsi with the singing. You can do "Be Happy"

Look at me -- I'm happy. Don't worry, be happy.
Here I give you my phone number. When you worry, call me,
I make you happy. Don't worry, be happy.)

Ain't got no QB, ain't got no style
Ain't got no DL to make you smile
Don't worry, be happy.
'Cause when you worry your face will frown
And that will bring everybody down
Don't worry, be happy.

CHORUS:
(Don't worry, don't worry, don't do it.
Be happy. Put a smile on your face.
Don't bring everybody down.
Don't worry. It will soon pass, whatever it is.
Don't worry, be happy.
I'm not worried, I'm happy...)

Cool Breeze
09-05-2009, 05:07 AM
This thread is funny as hell!
You guys are a lot more fun making fun than crying about McPoopy pants.
Carry on!

tsiguy96
09-05-2009, 07:45 AM
Not a problem in the world with being optimistic but make sure that optimism includes reality.

i am realistic. i call things for what i see on the field, and what ive seen on the field (only preseason...) is that orton is afraid, tom b isnt but is prolly gonna need the offense simplified ala joe flacco 08. the defense has looked good in basically every game, not GREAT but again they can and probably will look better. with tom b this team looked different, but tehn again the playcalling was more complete with him than it was for orton (again, preseason dont know if this says anything about the QBs or if he was using preseason as practice to get better at certain plays which i think is more likely). im very realistic, just because i dont hate every move that happened or dont whine about stuff i cant control. why waste time talking about whether the smith move was good or bad? its over we cant change it, even if we dont agree with the move. give mcdaniels a few years let him make his share of mistakes (as well as successes) and see where this team is. i love the direction of it.

gunns
09-05-2009, 08:06 AM
i am realistic. i call things for what i see on the field, and what ive seen on the field (only preseason...) is that orton is afraid, tom b isnt but is prolly gonna need the offense simplified ala joe flacco 08. the defense has looked good in basically every game, not GREAT but again they can and probably will look better. with tom b this team looked different, but tehn again the playcalling was more complete with him than it was for orton (again, preseason dont know if this says anything about the QBs or if he was using preseason as practice to get better at certain plays which i think is more likely). im very realistic, just because i dont hate every move that happened or dont whine about stuff i cant control. why waste time talking about whether the smith move was good or bad? its over we cant change it, even if we dont agree with the move. give mcdaniels a few years let him make his share of mistakes (as well as successes) and see where this team is. i love the direction of it.

You were calling long before the team ever took the field. You have dogged on people you say hate every move and whine about stuff they can't control. That's your definition because you don't agree with their assessment which is all your posts are also, your assessment. They have a right to theirs, just as you do, but you do not have the right to discern who's a fan and who's not, and who the better fan is. It is not realistic for you to proclaim someone hates every move because they say the Smith move was bad. It's an opinion. A lot of them like the direction too, doesn't mean they "are sure" McD isn't a liar. So what? If you don't like the opinion debate the opinion not the poster. And never post as if you "know", because you don't.

missingnumber7
09-05-2009, 10:05 AM
To the Butt I say

Hotrod
09-07-2009, 12:43 PM
Meh I give my thread a 6 out of 10