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footstepsfrom#27
09-03-2009, 12:47 PM
Just got this tweet from Josina...apparently she heard this a few minutes ago from a guy on the light rail who says he's Jarvis' cousin.

The reason Jarvis Moss can't get to the passer in the NFL is because he thinks these big 'ole NFL linmen are so much slower it makes him uncomfortable. He's used to having to fight past a smaller, quicker guy and he freezes up when he finds himself beating the tackle so easily.

Now we know! ;D

Flex Gunmetal
09-03-2009, 12:49 PM
What an awful thread.

oubronco
09-03-2009, 12:49 PM
Because he SUCKS !!!!!

TheReverend
09-03-2009, 12:52 PM
Aware

footstepsfrom#27
09-03-2009, 12:52 PM
What an awful thread.
Yes it is...as it was intended to be.

Vegas_Bronco
09-03-2009, 12:55 PM
I think we have braille on our drive-up ATM's for folks like this.

Mr. Elway
09-03-2009, 12:58 PM
http://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/3693924844

Isn't Rock Chalk a poster here?

Gcver2ver3
09-03-2009, 12:59 PM
Yes it is...as it was intended to be.

well consider your mission accomplished...

Peoples Champ
09-03-2009, 12:59 PM
this has to be a joke

ghwk
09-03-2009, 01:03 PM
What an awful thread.

The entire interwebs should pause and reflect on what it has become because of a thread like this.

kappys
09-03-2009, 01:05 PM
There's some truth to this. I've seen Jarvis charge past the OT many times, ending with him getting showed as he tries to turn the corner and being led some 5 or 6 yards behind the the QB by those slow ole NFL offensive tackles.

footstepsfrom#27
09-03-2009, 01:06 PM
this has to be a joke
Ya think?

PRBronco
09-03-2009, 01:06 PM
Umm, that's why I suck at stuff too, I expect stuff to be better, and when it's not, I suck.

azbroncfan
09-03-2009, 01:08 PM
I thought he couldn't get there because all of his apologists and homers were hanging on his nuts slowing him down?

footstepsfrom#27
09-03-2009, 01:08 PM
Umm, that's why I suck at stuff too, I expect stuff to be better, and when it's not, I suck.
You, me, Jarvis, Kyle Orton...we all suffer from this. ;D

kappys
09-03-2009, 01:12 PM
Umm, that's why I suck at stuff too, I expect stuff to be better, and when it's not, I suck.

Very true. The only reason I'm not the highest payed DE ever is because those damn NFL O-lineman are bigger, stronger, faster, and quicker than me.

Broncoman13
09-03-2009, 01:13 PM
Actually it comes from Coach Nunelly telling these guys, "if you get to the QB and it seems easy, it's a screen. None of you guys are good enough to beat an OL easily, so be aware."

footstepsfrom#27
09-03-2009, 01:20 PM
Actually it comes from Coach Nunelly telling these guys, "if you get to the QB and it seems easy, it's a screen. None of you guys are good enough to beat an OL easily, so be aware."
:spit:

uplink
09-03-2009, 01:26 PM
Heard on the light rail that after being abused by a QB and a RB as a youth, he is afraid of them.
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Mr. Elway
09-03-2009, 01:31 PM
Heard on the light rail that after being abused by a QB and a RB as a youth, he is afraid of them.


Your post appears to contain cross site scripting. Unless you pasted something and then deleted it, you might need to clean your computer.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
09-03-2009, 01:32 PM
Show strength Moss guy. get to quaterback. Be strong like Singletary guy. Strong like lime.

Broncoman13
09-03-2009, 01:39 PM
:spit:

Laugh it up... I was standing not 10 feet away when he was telling these guys that. I know it's funny, but it is a true story... though I will say he was telling McBean, MT, Fields and the rest of the DLineman and I don't recall Jarvis being around at that time (contemplating retirement perhaps?). But, yeah, Coach Nunelly really did tell those guys to be prepared for a screen and if they beat their guy easily to recognize they ain't that damn good.

gtown
09-03-2009, 01:42 PM
If Moss can't make the team, at least he can make a living selling us his patented diet and exercise plan. Who knew that getting run out of every play and manhandled by third string tight ends would create the slim sexy physique I have been looking for all of these years.

rmsanger
09-03-2009, 02:44 PM
Will he be in the last round of cuts ?

Rock Chalk
09-03-2009, 04:00 PM
http://twitter.com/josinaanderson/status/3693924844

isn't rock chalk a poster here?

wtf

TheReverend
09-03-2009, 04:07 PM
wtf

THIS!

Wtf man... you bangin Josina too?

Rock Chalk
09-03-2009, 04:28 PM
THIS!

Wtf man... you bangin Josina too?

When I clicked that link, it was the first time I ever went to Josina's page. I never even knew what she looked like to be honest.

oubronco
09-03-2009, 04:44 PM
She is rather Manly Baby