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WABronco
09-02-2009, 01:11 PM
http://deadspin.com/5350857/smokin-jay-cutler-sure-does-clean-up-nicely

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/09/custom_1251906103363_Cutler_2.jpg

"Omg...that Jay Cutler, he's so hot right now"

Taco John
09-02-2009, 01:14 PM
Hahahaha! Freaking Chicago.

Taco John
09-02-2009, 01:15 PM
Here's a better link to it:
http://www.michiganavemag.com/MA_SP09_100_NEW.html

bronco militia
09-02-2009, 01:15 PM
http://www.michiganavemag.com/images/MA_SP09_100_NEW3.jpg

WIERD PHOTOSHOP

http://www.michiganavemag.com/MA_SP09_100_NEW.html

Taco John
09-02-2009, 01:15 PM
The only thing that would have made this picture better is if he was wearing a "Members Only" jacket:

http://www.michiganavemag.com/images/MA_SP09_100_NEW1.jpg

lod01
09-02-2009, 01:18 PM
LMAO...including at the price of the duds. What kind of moron would pay that kind of $ for clothes that were made in the same Chinese factory as everyone else's?

crowebomber
09-02-2009, 01:18 PM
The only thing that would have made this picture better is if he was wearing a "Members Only" jacket:

http://www.michiganavemag.com/images/MA_SP09_100_NEW1.jpg

Or if someone pushed him off that fire escape.

KevinJames
09-02-2009, 01:18 PM
lmao clearly this dude thinks hes the hottest **** since Johnny Unitas wtf is up with this dudes ego

WolfpackGuy
09-02-2009, 01:19 PM
Now that is effin funny.
That black and white doesn't even look like him.

Jack Wagner, anyone?

http://sameritech.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/abc_wagner_070919_ssh.jpg

"ALLLLLLL IIIIIIII NEEEEEED"

crowebomber
09-02-2009, 01:19 PM
LMAO...including at the price of the duds. What kind of moron would pay that kind of $ for clothes that were made in the same Chinese factory as everyone else's?

The same kind of people who would give a monster contract to a crybaby qb who has no concept of team and will eventually tear a team apart.

OOJack
09-02-2009, 01:19 PM
http://wwwc.aftonbladet.se/noje/0407/30/PULS-30s27-gunther-416_368.jpg

PRBronco
09-02-2009, 01:20 PM
Haha Jay should definitely stick to the "looking skyward" poses...or wear scarves.

TheReverend
09-02-2009, 01:20 PM
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WABronco
09-02-2009, 01:21 PM
This is gold!

Traveler
09-02-2009, 01:21 PM
Looks like they photoshopped away his double chin.

WolfpackGuy
09-02-2009, 01:22 PM
http://www.blacktie-colorado.com/premiere_parties/pics/newpic37606d8da8e87ceace4fc173b5571a01.jpg.jpg


Jay and his sister before the airbrushing.

Read the article. It might be funnier than the pictures.

TheReverend
09-02-2009, 01:22 PM
Not embedding as it's not safe for work. Poor language in linked photo (not pornography or an indecent image), must be over 18 to click:

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/63398/mariowtf.jpg

broncosteven
09-02-2009, 01:24 PM
I saw this on the local news last night, it got here faster than I thought.

I wonder if people do daily searches of Jay on the InTErNeTs?

55CrushEm
09-02-2009, 01:24 PM
Great....now you've given Mock, SoCal, bronco7, and the rest a bunch of masturbation material......

Edit: How could I forget Lex?

oubronco
09-02-2009, 01:26 PM
http://www.michiganavemag.com/images/MA_SP09_100_NEW1.jpg

Big Pimpin

WABronco
09-02-2009, 01:27 PM
I saw this on the local news last night, it got here faster than I thought.

I wonder if people do daily searches of Jay on the InTErNeTs?

ooh looky here we got our first "hey screw you talking about Jay Cutler" guy!

www.deadspin.com

hookemhess
09-02-2009, 01:27 PM
http://www.blacktie-colorado.com/premiere_parties/pics/newpic37606d8da8e87ceace4fc173b5571a01.jpg.jpg


Jay and his sister before the airbrushing.

Read the article. It might be funnier than the pictures.

Maaan, that's Cutler's sis? I'd prob smash. And not just bc it's Gay's sis.

El Guapo
09-02-2009, 01:29 PM
The American Psycho reference cracks me up.

Popcorn Sutton
09-02-2009, 01:30 PM
No wonder Greg Olsen's wife insists on threesomes... Jay's a looker.

TheElusiveKyleOrton
09-02-2009, 01:31 PM
MA: The women of Chicago will be glad to know you’re very single. What are you looking for?
JC: Just a down to earth girl. I’ll know her when I meet her.

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2008/07/rocky-horror.jpg

Beantown Bronco
09-02-2009, 01:33 PM
No wonder Greg Olsen's wife insists on threesomes... Jay's a looker.

Actually, she's probably hoping that eventually Jay's sister will join in.

24champ
09-02-2009, 01:36 PM
Get used to to these things, Jay is going to A LOT of advertising next year. He's the face of Chicago...meanwhile Denver is still looking around for one.

PRBronco
09-02-2009, 01:38 PM
Get used to to these things, Jay is going to A LOT of advertising next year. He's the face of Chicago...meanwhile Denver is still looking around for one.

Are you kidding? Knowshon reeks of stardom! That kid's marketable as hell :)

24champ
09-02-2009, 01:40 PM
Are you kidding? Knowshon reeks of stardom! That kid's marketable as hell :)

Maybe, assuming he can stay healthy.

Pontius Pirate
09-02-2009, 01:41 PM
Jay's got nothing on this guy:

http://coloradohandball.com/main/Portals/0/photo_gallery/JakePlummer.jpg

Steve Prefontaine
09-02-2009, 01:42 PM
http://www.michiganavemag.com/images/MA_SP09_100_NEW3.jpg

WIERD PHOTOSHOP

http://www.michiganavemag.com/MA_SP09_100_NEW.html

Really looks like a blend of Cutler and Grossman.

Bronco Boy
09-02-2009, 01:47 PM
Well I guess I have now have the perfect logo for my fantasy football team, Gay's Buttlers.

bfoflcommish
09-02-2009, 01:47 PM
Get used to to these things, Jay is going to A LOT of advertising next year. He's the face of Chicago...meanwhile Denver is still looking around for one.



I've seen Knowsons commercial a few times, how about Jays?

TheDave
09-02-2009, 01:49 PM
Even these gay ass pictures hurt...

24champ
09-02-2009, 01:53 PM
I've seen Knowsons commercial a few times, how about Jays?

I haven't seen Moreno's commercials, don't watch a lot of local tv other than cbs4 news and good morning Colorado. If Moreno can be healthy and produces and lives up to his billing, then he might be marketable.

lex
09-02-2009, 02:01 PM
Great....now you've given Mock, SoCal, bronco7, and the rest a bunch of masturbation material......

Edit: How could I forget Lex?

Here ya go.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/lexlucid/mcdanielsmussolini.jpg

55CrushEm
09-02-2009, 02:18 PM
Here ya go.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/lexlucid/mcdanielsmussolini.jpg

Ha! Find anywhere where I've been "blowing" McD. So just because I DON'T call him McDummy, McRetard, McStalin, etc.....I must love him?

There are people that love him, people that hate him.....and people (this is where I come in) that thinks that the other 2 groups don't have enough information on him to love OR hate him.....it's called the group that's reserving judgement. I am optimistic....but you've lumped even those people into McD "blowers". Too funny.

Why is that hard to comprehend?

bfoflcommish
09-02-2009, 02:25 PM
I haven't seen Moreno's commercials, don't watch a lot of local tv other than cbs4 news and good morning Colorado. If Moreno can be healthy and produces and lives up to his billing, then he might be marketable.


nfl network

24champ
09-02-2009, 02:28 PM
nfl network

I don't watch the "Bombshell" network much, if at all.

ESPN upgraded their staff with Schefter, and occasionally Gruden is on there and he gives solid takes.

C130Herkload
09-02-2009, 02:34 PM
http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/dailyloaf/files/2008/09/n0674-anul_lube.jpg

Dr. Broncenstein
09-02-2009, 02:55 PM
Hide your gerbils, chicagoans...

Boobs McGee
09-02-2009, 02:58 PM
haaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha that is seriously funny ****! oh jay, you slick son of a bitch!

maher_tyler
09-02-2009, 03:12 PM
haaaaaaaaahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha that is seriously funny ****! oh jay, you slick son of a b****!

Ha!

DenverBroncosJM
09-02-2009, 03:15 PM
Its pretty funny but hey at least its better than that Clintin Portis Pizza Commercial? Im to lazy to look for the link

Dr. Broncenstein
09-02-2009, 03:18 PM
Its pretty funny but hey at least its better than that Clintin Portis Pizza Commercial? Im to lazy to look for the link

It was a car commercial... and holy lord it was terrible

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g6CslpftOe4&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g6CslpftOe4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

broncofan7
09-02-2009, 03:19 PM
http://www.blacktie-colorado.com/premiere_parties/pics/newpic37606d8da8e87ceace4fc173b5571a01.jpg.jpg


Jay and his sister before the airbrushing.

Read the article. It might be funnier than the pictures.

Back in my hey-day--I'd have put his sister in my personal video collection( but only if she dropped 20 lbs!)

UberBroncoMan
09-02-2009, 03:29 PM
http://wwwc.aftonbladet.se/noje/0407/30/PULS-30s27-gunther-416_368.jpg

That's exactly what I was thinking of.

Rohirrim
09-02-2009, 03:38 PM
Jay better look out if Brady Quinn sees these pics. :wiggle:

Mr. Elway
09-02-2009, 03:42 PM
as embarassing as our bickering about the trade might be, it's not nearly as embarassing as the collective hard on that the city of Chicago has right now.

BroncoBuff
09-02-2009, 03:44 PM
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/09/custom_1251906054043_cutler1.jpg

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/09/custom_1251906141706_Cutler_4.jpg

"I just demanded to be traded ... into Tartan."

manchambo
09-02-2009, 04:02 PM
I can't decide which angle of this is more pathetic:

Is it:

(i) the jilted fans making fun of everything Cutler does at this point to try to assuage their own hurt feelings that Cutler didn't love them enough to stay, or

(ii) the junior high level "dressing nice is so gay" sentiment.

Personally, I think it's about time he dumped the dufus look. And now he's doing exactly what I would do if I were him--spending a tiny fraction of my millions to look good and get more tail than all of the posters in this thread combined.

richpjr
09-02-2009, 04:27 PM
I can't decide which angle of this is more pathetic:

Is it:

(i) the jilted fans making fun of everything Cutler does at this point to try to assuage their own hurt feelings that Cutler didn't love them enough to stay, or

(ii) the junior high level "dressing nice is so gay" sentiment.

Personally, I think it's about time he dumped the dufus look. And now he's doing exactly what I would do if I were him--spending a tiny fraction of my millions to look good and get more tail than all of the posters in this thread combined.

And after all those cool clothes and trampy tail, he's STILL a bigger dick than all the posters on this board combined.

Archer81
09-02-2009, 04:31 PM
http://www.michiganavemag.com/images/MA_SP09_100_NEW3.jpg

WIERD PHOTOSHOP

http://www.michiganavemag.com/MA_SP09_100_NEW.html


Is that Tim Tebow's body and jaw with the top of Jays head added in?


:Broncos:

Ramathorn
09-02-2009, 05:15 PM
The only thing that would have made this picture better is if he was wearing a "Members Only" jacket:

http://www.michiganavemag.com/images/MA_SP09_100_NEW1.jpg

Jay rocks. We blew it. Chicago couldnt have done any better. Way to go jay, lookin good. better than that inbred mountain man we got at qb now. ahhhh. better days

listopencil
09-02-2009, 05:26 PM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. Flavored anal lube? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeew.

WABronco
09-02-2009, 05:28 PM
I can't decide which angle of this is more pathetic:

Is it:

(i) the jilted fans making fun of everything Cutler does at this point to try to assuage their own hurt feelings that Cutler didn't love them enough to stay, or

(ii) the junior high level "dressing nice is so gay" sentiment.

Personally, I think it's about time he dumped the dufus look. And now he's doing exactly what I would do if I were him--spending a tiny fraction of my millions to look good and get more tail than all of the posters in this thread combined.

Thank you Captain Anal Beads

WABronco
09-02-2009, 05:33 PM
If you can't take this for what it is (the cheesiness of these athlete photo shoots), and appreciate the hilarity, then gtfo the thread.

Chris
09-02-2009, 05:54 PM
Did they realise they put him in Broncos colours?

SportinOne
09-02-2009, 06:02 PM
Or, maybe... Bears colors?

manchambo
09-02-2009, 07:47 PM
Thank you Captain Anal Beads

So now you have something against anal beads, too? You obviously have no idea what the **** you're talking about.

HILife
09-02-2009, 07:54 PM
http://deadspin.com/5350857/smokin-jay-cutler-sure-does-clean-up-nicely

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/09/custom_1251906103363_Cutler_2.jpg

"Omg...that Jay Cutler, he's so hot right now"

LMAO LMAO Hilarious!Hilarious!:giggle::giggle:LOL LOL

orinjkrush
09-02-2009, 08:36 PM
so glad he lost the 10 year old bangs.

he looks more grown up.

more.

Broncos4tw
09-02-2009, 09:12 PM
Is that really him? O o

He looks pretty sharp. I'd guess those laughing are those who have 40 pound beer-bellies and wish they looked like this guy.

I dunno if this is really him tho? He has always looked so.. shabby.

maher_tyler
09-02-2009, 09:15 PM
If i wore that, i'd kick my own ass!

24champ
09-02-2009, 09:21 PM
http://www.michiganavemag.com/images/cover.jpg

bronco militia
09-02-2009, 09:23 PM
what did they do with the bags under his eyes?

Archer81
09-02-2009, 09:24 PM
what did they do with the bags under his eyes?

Its called airbrushing.

Apparently Chicago needs their QB to be a metrosexual.


:Broncos:

broncocalijohn
09-03-2009, 12:20 AM
I can't decide which angle of this is more pathetic:

Is it:

(i) the jilted fans making fun of everything Cutler does at this point to try to assuage their own hurt feelings that Cutler didn't love them enough to stay, or

(ii) the junior high level "dressing nice is so gay" sentiment.

Personally, I think it's about time he dumped the dufus look. And now he's doing exactly what I would do if I were him--spending a tiny fraction of my millions to look good and get more tail than all of the posters in this thread combined.

U are correct but it will cut into his beer money.

broncocalijohn
09-03-2009, 12:21 AM
Its called airbrushing.

Apparently Chicago needs their QB to be a metrosexual.


:Broncos:

i love it when Chris comes in and blast the metros and gays...... as a gay guy himself. Way to stand true to the bashing of Jay. Bravo! :strong:

watermock
09-03-2009, 12:33 AM
http://www.michiganavemag.com/MA_SP09_100_NEW.html

watermock
09-03-2009, 12:49 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/lexlucid/mcdanielsmussolini.jpg..


Missing link?

watermock
09-03-2009, 12:54 AM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g6CslpftOe4&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g6CslpftOe4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>.

watermock
09-03-2009, 12:59 AM
Jay rocks. We blew it. Chicago couldnt have done any better. Way to go jay, lookin good. better than that inbred mountain man we got at qb now. ahhhh. better days
http://www.pyromaniac.com/teams/images/denver-broncos/kyle-orton-stoned-medium.jpg

.

Pat Bowlen
09-03-2009, 01:08 AM
If you can't take this for what it is (the cheesiness of these athlete photo shoots), and appreciate the hilarity, then gtfo the thread.
Agreed. It's hard to have a laugh around here these days. I'm glad Jay is having fun being popular, and I will be texting him the link to this thread tomorrow.

Archer81
09-03-2009, 07:57 AM
i love it when Chris comes in and blast the metros and gays...... as a gay guy himself. Way to stand true to the bashing of Jay. Bravo! :strong:


Not bashing. Just interesting. Its not like Denver has dirt roads and lacks indoor plumbing or is such a hick town that to dress this new way would be out of place. So for him to suddenly like fashion and get his hair cut and highlighted makes me wonder. The angled photography and the airbrushing is comical as well.

:Broncos:

hookemhess
09-03-2009, 08:12 AM
http://www.claytravis.net/mailbag/uploaded_images/kyle-orton-715345.jpg

Hogan11
09-03-2009, 08:18 AM
The only thing that would have made this picture better is if he was wearing a "Members Only" jacket:

http://www.michiganavemag.com/images/MA_SP09_100_NEW1.jpg

Love the Grandpa sweater ::)

Beej
09-03-2009, 08:18 AM
Trying out for the Sears catalog?

He'll always be the Frown Cannon, IMO.

And his sister's hot, but I bet she says, "you know" a lot.