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Bronx33
09-01-2009, 05:23 PM
LOVES DA SKANKY HOOOOOSS

http://jerseychaser.com/?p=7242

http://jerseychaser.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/thomas-jones-jets-birthday-party.jpg

tesnyde
09-01-2009, 05:44 PM
Nice ass pimple. It puts the pimp in the picture.

TheReverend
09-01-2009, 05:52 PM
Child, please

Vegas_Bronco
09-01-2009, 05:55 PM
meh, that'd be just another day at the office here in Vegas.

Sodak
09-01-2009, 05:57 PM
I think those two girls are about to leave a dump. Now someone explain to me how that is supposed to be hot? This kid must think very highly of himself.

Rulon Velvet Jones
09-01-2009, 05:57 PM
If you line them up correctly and get them to fart in sync, you can actually replicate the organ scene from "Close Encounters of the Third Kind".

Gcver2ver3
09-01-2009, 05:57 PM
i'd take that over megan fox any day...

Los Broncos
09-01-2009, 06:02 PM
Some of those hos look like bros.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-01-2009, 06:03 PM
i'd take that over megan fox any day...

You lose your mancard for saying such things.

broncofan7
09-01-2009, 06:04 PM
Some of those hos look like bros.

NO ****! ESPECIALLY THAT ONE CLOSEST TO THE CAMERA! Check that adam's apple! I look at that picture and think that this would be a great ad for the next Valtrex commercial----

" If your groups of hoes looks like this--pop a Valtrex to take care of that redishness/itchiness!"

TheReverend
09-01-2009, 06:05 PM
i'd take that over megan fox any day...

You like him that much, huh?

broncofan7
09-01-2009, 06:08 PM
You like him that much, huh?

Ha! I think he is attracted to the doo-rag.........

Dr. Broncenstein
09-01-2009, 06:11 PM
The one with the staph infection on her butt gives me the floppy.

listopencil
09-01-2009, 06:12 PM
Sing it with me...

"Baby Got Back"

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

listopencil
09-01-2009, 06:13 PM
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listopencil
09-01-2009, 06:13 PM
Oh by the way-


http://pics.livejournal.com/twoflower/pic/00021101

TheReverend
09-01-2009, 06:33 PM
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footstepsfrom#27
09-01-2009, 06:38 PM
Send this thread to the butt.

TheReverend
09-01-2009, 06:50 PM
Send this thread to the butt.

...because my anaconda don't want none unless you got bunz hon!

Gcver2ver3
09-01-2009, 07:01 PM
You lose your mancard for saying such things.

for preferring black women over whites?...

don't make me get up...

Gcver2ver3
09-01-2009, 07:01 PM
You like him that much, huh?

cute...

DBroncos4life
09-01-2009, 07:03 PM
I don't know how NFL players end up with so many kids.....

Dr. Broncenstein
09-01-2009, 07:04 PM
for preferring black women over whites?...

don't make me get up...

No.. I'm talking about skanky women vs the hottest thing on the planet

mizzoutigers
09-01-2009, 07:07 PM
those chicks are f*ing gross. rather use my hand for the rest of my life

listopencil
09-01-2009, 07:07 PM
No.. I'm talking about skanky women vs the hottest thing on the planet

You don't think Fox is skanky?

mizzoutigers
09-01-2009, 07:10 PM
fox is off the charts hot, especially when compared to those nasty dogs up top

Bronx33
09-02-2009, 04:50 PM
Well it appears Jones was ready for battle since hes sporting hospital whites and head protection with special reservoir end.