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TheReverend
08-31-2009, 05:52 PM
Moreno, Simms, Kuper, Orton's finger, a pair of quick scares with Royal and Hillis and more...

Needless to say, I think it's clear we need to do more dynamic stretching.

TheDave
08-31-2009, 05:55 PM
Moreno, Simms, Kuper, Orton's finger, a pair of quick scares with Royal and Hillis and more...

Needless to say, I think it's clear we need to do more dynamic stretching.

Obviously it's going to take significantly more stretching and situational drills to develop the toughness necessary to play N.E. football... Rome wasn't built in a day nutswinger


By the way were was that thread where i took **** from everyone when I suggested that playing the starters more could lead to injuries... Hmmm

TheReverend
08-31-2009, 05:59 PM
Obviously it's going to take significantly more stretching and situational drills to develop the toughness necessary to play N.E. football... Rome wasn't built in a day nutswinger


By the way were was that thread where i took **** from everyone when I suggested that playing the starters more could lead to injuries... Hmmm

Well it wouldn't lead to injuries if they'd spend even more time doing new age dynamic stretches, and spent more time doing sprints for toughness. Clearly saying no to yoga was a huge mistake as well.

LongDongJohnson
08-31-2009, 06:01 PM
yeah ortons boo boo clearly wouldve been avoided had he stretched more

Lev Vyvanse
08-31-2009, 06:03 PM
Well it wouldn't lead to injuries if they'd spend even more time doing new age dynamic stretches, and spent more time doing sprints for toughness. Clearly saying no to yoga was a huge mistake as well.

http://www.athletesdoyoga.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/dudley_laporte.296140221_large.jpg
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PRBronco
08-31-2009, 06:04 PM
Man, Hillis and Royal's injury scares were nothing short of bowel loosening.

TotallyScrewed
08-31-2009, 06:07 PM
Moreno, Simms, Kuper, Orton's finger, a pair of quick scares with Royal and Hillis and more...

Needless to say, I think it's clear we need to do more dynamic stretching.

Or bust the ass of the bastage with the Voodoo doll.

Lev Vyvanse
08-31-2009, 06:07 PM
Found this during my google search and felt compelled to share.
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/yoga-babes-lead.jpg

PRBronco
08-31-2009, 06:12 PM
Found this during my google search and felt compelled to share.
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/yoga-babes-lead.jpg

Man. It is a good day to be alive and on the internet.

bowtown
08-31-2009, 06:17 PM
Moreno, Simms, Kuper, Orton's finger, a pair of quick scares with Royal and Hillis and more...

Needless to say, I think it's clear we need to do more dynamic stretching.

Orton and Gaffney both with hurt fingers. More air guitar needed:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/27/lge_Air_070927101519390_wideweb__300x300.jpg

DBroncos4life
08-31-2009, 06:27 PM
Found this during my google search and felt compelled to share.
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/yoga-babes-lead.jpg

lol what was the key words? Porn stretching?

Lev Vyvanse
08-31-2009, 06:29 PM
lol what was the key words? Porn stretching?
yoga + football

DBroncos4life
08-31-2009, 06:34 PM
yoga + football

I'm not finding it. Hilarious!

bowtown
08-31-2009, 06:43 PM
yoga + football

I guess the "football" part is in reference to those things on her chest.

TheReverend
08-31-2009, 06:50 PM
Found this during my google search and felt compelled to share.
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/yoga-babes-lead.jpg

That's Priya Rai, fyi. I've seen that video :)

Chris
08-31-2009, 06:52 PM
Found this during my google search and felt compelled to share.
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/yoga-babes-lead.jpg

What is her name?

DBroncos4life
08-31-2009, 06:53 PM
That's Priya Rai, fyi. I've seen that video :)

I've seen some of her yoga video's. They really helped me work on my downward dog.

Bronco Yoda
08-31-2009, 07:15 PM
That's Priya Rai, fyi. I've seen that video :)

I'm betting this still shot is burned into the flat screen? The Pause button will do that.... ROFL!

broncosteven
08-31-2009, 08:19 PM
Moreno, Simms, Kuper, Orton's finger, a pair of quick scares with Royal and Hillis and more...

Needless to say, I think it's clear we need to do more dynamic stretching.

I think they should leave their pads on, run everywhere, and hit the **** out of **** when they want it.

You can't work enough, Shanny's camp easy street has hit a dead end time to man up!

TheReverend
08-31-2009, 08:24 PM
I think they should leave their pads on, run everywhere, and hit the **** out of **** when they want it.

You can't work enough, Shanny's camp easy street has hit a dead end time to man up!

I heard McDaniels has them wearing nipple clamps 24/7. No more club med, phaggots!

orinjkrush
08-31-2009, 08:26 PM
[QUOTE=McTrueOne;2533187]Found this during my google search and felt compelled to share.
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/yoga-babes-lead.jpg[/QUO

THAT would cure ALL of my muscular problems!

Lev Vyvanse
08-31-2009, 08:35 PM
I heard McDaniels has them wearing nipple clamps 24/7. No more club med, phaggots!

I'm not googling that. Good try though.

broncosteven
08-31-2009, 08:35 PM
I heard McDaniels has them wearing nipple clamps 24/7. No more club med, phaggots!

I thought I heard that he forced the Oline to get Prince Alberts.

ghwk
08-31-2009, 08:49 PM
Found this during my google search and felt compelled to share.
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/yoga-babes-lead.jpg

i just injured myself while looking at this picture.

Punisher
08-31-2009, 09:22 PM
Found this during my google search and felt compelled to share.
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/yoga-babes-lead.jpg

She looks like she taste good :D

BroncoMan4ever
08-31-2009, 11:51 PM
Man, Hillis and Royal's injury scares were nothing short of bowel loosening.

i saw Royal go to the sidelines and i almost puked.

Beantown Bronco
09-01-2009, 07:31 AM
By the way were was that thread where i took **** from everyone when I suggested that playing the starters more could lead to injuries... Hmmm

Huh? All these injuries occurred in the first half. No team takes their starters out before the half in week 3 of the preseason, so I don't think this is the "I told you so" moment you were hoping for.

TheDave
09-01-2009, 07:41 AM
Huh? All these injuries occurred in the first half. No team takes their starters out before the half in week 3 of the preseason, so I don't think this is the "I told you so" moment you were hoping for.

We've played our starters more than any other team... now we have a rash of injuries.

As I said on the other thread... It's a risk and we better hope we don't loose any key players. You would of thought I told a bunch of 1st graders the truth about Santa Claus