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TheReverend
08-31-2009, 02:20 PM
Per Chris Collinsworth: Cutler, Olsen and Olsen's wife have threesomes.

Beantown Bronco
08-31-2009, 02:22 PM
How many posts before someone says, "that can't be good for the Beetus!"

bowtown
08-31-2009, 02:22 PM
Per Chris Collinsworth: Cutler, Olsen and Olsen's wife have threesomes.

I bet she often feels like the third wheel though.

TheReverend
08-31-2009, 02:26 PM
How many posts before someone says, "that can't be good for the Beetus!"

Who can say? All I know is that swinging like that can't be good for the Beetus.

broncosteven
08-31-2009, 02:27 PM
Collinsworhtless also said his nickname used to be "Candlelight - One BLOW and he was done".

I always thought Chris was at least Bi...

Crushaholic
08-31-2009, 02:46 PM
Collinsworhtless also said his nickname used to be "Candlelight - One BLOW and he was done".

I always thought Chris was at least Bi...

The funny thing is that he tried a couple of times to get that punchline out. I hope he's proud of it...ROFL!

JCMElway
08-31-2009, 02:51 PM
How many posts before someone says, "that can't be good for the Beetus!"

Um, two.

ghwk
08-31-2009, 02:58 PM
This thread will go nowhere. :~ohyah!:

Popps
08-31-2009, 02:59 PM
Per Chris Collinsworth: Cutler, Olsen and Olsen's wife have threesomes.

Hilarious!

Mr.Meanie
08-31-2009, 02:59 PM
I bet she often feels like the third wheel though.

:rofl:

TheDave
08-31-2009, 03:01 PM
How many posts before someone says, "that can't be good for the Beetus!"

Not sure about that, but I'm surprised this hasn't happened yet...


:worthless

Bronco Yoda
08-31-2009, 03:02 PM
uh........that can't be good for the Beetus.




:)

Garcia Bronco
08-31-2009, 03:07 PM
I wonder wat that will do to the beetus.

TheReverend
08-31-2009, 03:11 PM
I think I mis-quoted Collinsworth. Just watched the Bears game again and I believe he ACTUALLY said:

"Cutler, Olsen, and Olsen's new wife have threesomes EVERYWHERE THEY GO"

And for TheDave:

http://www.chicagobusiness.com/images/photoGalleries/20090213/090209Comcast_Brogan_.jpg

#6 tearing both those asses up....?

BroncoBuff
08-31-2009, 03:12 PM
Greg knows how to get the ball ... be nice to the unpopular kid whose folks bought him a cool ball ;D

eddie mac
08-31-2009, 03:22 PM
It's all ended in heartbreak though cos Cutler never returned Olsen's wife's phone calls.

BigPlayShay
08-31-2009, 03:28 PM
http://www.bearsbacker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jay_cutler_boozing_and_boinking-300x289.jpg


Olsen: [Slurred speech] "Dude, you should have seen the look on her face when I asked her about a threesome"

gyldenlove
08-31-2009, 03:39 PM
I think I mis-quoted Collinsworth. Just watched the Bears game again and I believe he ACTUALLY said:

"Cutler, Olsen, and Olsen's new wife have threesomes EVERYWHERE THEY GO"

And for TheDave:

http://www.chicagobusiness.com/images/photoGalleries/20090213/090209Comcast_Brogan_.jpg

#6 tearing both those asses up....?

Holy ****, does that chin have its own zip-code?

Rulon Velvet Jones
08-31-2009, 03:43 PM
She looks like his sister. How is that possible?

Bronco Yoda
08-31-2009, 03:46 PM
She's got a pretty healthy chin as well. Their kids are going to look like Jay Leno.

Archer81
08-31-2009, 03:49 PM
She's got a pretty healthy chin as well. Their kids are going to look like Jay Leno.


Depends on who knocks her up...kid could have the Leno chin or have his mouth slide into his chest.


:Broncos:

Archer81
08-31-2009, 03:50 PM
I think I mis-quoted Collinsworth. Just watched the Bears game again and I believe he ACTUALLY said:

"Cutler, Olsen, and Olsen's new wife have threesomes EVERYWHERE THEY GO"

And for TheDave:

http://www.chicagobusiness.com/images/photoGalleries/20090213/090209Comcast_Brogan_.jpg

#6 tearing both those asses up....?


I'm leaning towards no. Cutler seems to be the bottom in that scenario...


:Broncos:

mizzoutigers
08-31-2009, 04:01 PM
she looks more manly than greg, she probably takes the strap on to both of them

The Big E
08-31-2009, 04:42 PM
This was one of the rare times my wife has ever commented on a football game, and she just said, "Did he just say they have threesomes?". How can anyone doubt Collinsworth is an NFL Insider when he has info like that?

bowtown
08-31-2009, 05:07 PM
That's a child bearing chin.

Eldorado
08-31-2009, 05:08 PM
That's a child bearing chin.

They don't puke em out, ya idiot.

hambone13
08-31-2009, 05:09 PM
Per Chris Collinsworth: Cutler, Olsen and Olsen's wife have threesomes.

Maybe JC can get laid w/o having to worry about his personality issues or domestic violence concerns.

Abqbronco
08-31-2009, 06:37 PM
They don't puke em out, ya idiot.

This is.... AWESOME!!!!

KillerBronco#76
08-31-2009, 06:43 PM
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Good ol' "G-REG"

6:10 is his verse

TheReverend
08-31-2009, 06:50 PM
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Good ol' "G-REG"

6:10 is his verse

In her eyes, eh, G-reg? Lolzzzzzzzzzz

broncosteven
08-31-2009, 06:55 PM
In her eyes, eh, G-reg? Lolzzzzzzzzzz

I wonder how many of these guys made their own Ottoman humper video.

Archer81
08-31-2009, 06:58 PM
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Good ol' "G-REG"

6:10 is his verse


No wonder Miami has fallen off. All them fools are on the seventh flo.


:Broncos:

_Oro_
08-31-2009, 07:47 PM
lol

_Oro_
08-31-2009, 07:49 PM
After we missed screens on the lefty legend I was ready for this one.

TheReverend
08-31-2009, 07:54 PM
After we missed screens on the lefty legend I was ready for this one.

I applaud you sir.

_Oro_
08-31-2009, 09:03 PM
Sorry If I missed this in another thread, but in his presser Josh said the mile high atmosphere was above a 6 (on a scale of 1 to 10). Not sure what to make of that other than it was funny as well watching it.

TheReverend
08-31-2009, 09:05 PM
Sorry If I missed this in another thread, but in his presser Josh said the mile high atmosphere was above a 6 (on a scale of 1 to 10). Not sure what to make of that other than it was funny as well watching it.

Sadly, I have to agree with BroncoBuff here.

That's a funny line I'd love to hear a player crack in a presser, or a post that I'd rep on the Mane... but that's really a little bush league and immature from the Denver Broncos Head Coach, imo.

Better than Denny Green's blow up, of course, but what isn't?

bowtown
08-31-2009, 09:07 PM
Sadly, I have to agree with BroncoBuff here.

That's a funny line I'd love to hear a player crack in a presser, or a post that I'd rep on the Mane... but that's really a little bush league and immature from the Denver Broncos Head Coach, imo.

Better than Denny Green's blow up, of course, but what isn't?

Come on, maybe just a tad sensitive here, rev? It was amusing.

Boobs McGee
08-31-2009, 09:09 PM
I think I mis-quoted Collinsworth. Just watched the Bears game again and I believe he ACTUALLY said:

"Cutler, Olsen, and Olsen's new wife have threesomes EVERYWHERE THEY GO"

And for TheDave:

http://www.chicagobusiness.com/images/photoGalleries/20090213/090209Comcast_Brogan_.jpg

#6 tearing both those asses up....?

that fool looks like a chin with eyeballs and some scrotal hair on top. WOW what an odd looking fellow.


and olsen looks pretty weird too

TheReverend
08-31-2009, 09:13 PM
Come on, maybe just a tad sensitive here, rev? It was amusing.

Extremely amusing. I didn't say it wasn't funny. I'd just rather that public display of immature humor wasn't manifested by the decision maker and head coach of the Broncos...

Next presser: "A black guy, a mexican, and a jew are all golfing..."

_Oro_
08-31-2009, 09:22 PM
Bush league, definitely. But with everything McD has been through and is going through (depending on how much you blame him) , rooting for McD is like rooting for the underdog now. He comes off to me as someone who knows football but doesn't know life. Think of your typical anti-social genius. But he's always got some quirky moments, like above, which are funny. If he is in fact a football genius (or is it genious?) and leads us to the promise land someday it'll be great to look back on these times. If not well then were fked.

TheReverend
08-31-2009, 09:32 PM
Bush league, definitely. But with everything McD has been through and is going through (depending on how much you blame him) , rooting for McD is like rooting for the underdog now. He comes off to me as someone who knows football but doesn't know life. Think of your typical anti-social genius. But he's always got some quirky moments, like above, which are funny. If he is in fact a football genius (or is it genious?) and leads us to the promise land someday it'll be great to look back on these times. If not well then were fked.

Hey, if he does that, then the occasional wise crack at Cutler will be even more funny.

As is, though, it looks to me like he's stooping to the level of a 25 year old player who seems to have also gotten the best of him and possibly be the downfall of his head coaching career.

watermock
08-31-2009, 09:54 PM
They don't puke em out, ya idiot.

Been ahwile, but that brought real tears.

watermock
08-31-2009, 10:14 PM
http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kyle_orton_chicago_bears_3_drunk_pictures1.jpg.

Vegas_Bronco
09-01-2009, 01:42 AM
http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kyle_orton_chicago_bears_3_drunk_pictures1.jpg.

Just trying to milk a hamster, mock.

watermock
09-01-2009, 02:07 AM
It's not my quote.

But still....

Beantown Bronco
09-01-2009, 06:22 AM
They don't puke em out, ya idiot.

Depends on if they spit or swallow.