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oubronco
08-26-2009, 02:52 PM
ROFL! :spit:

http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard

oubronco
08-26-2009, 02:52 PM
Guess what I'm doing right now ****faces?? If you guessed "drinking PBR pouring over some strippers vag" you are exactly right! Self high 5!

:spit: LOL

oubronco
08-26-2009, 02:53 PM
Me + a few weeks off + unlimited whiskey... Hide your vaginas skanks of Colorado! Orton is about to wild the **** out!!
ROFL! Hilarious!

SouthStndJunkie
08-26-2009, 03:40 PM
So I meet this little kid Josh at hq. I'm all awesome, tell him I can buy him some booze or smokes and ****. He tells me he's my new coach!

bronco militia
08-26-2009, 03:56 PM
You ladies think my neckbeard is impressive? You should take a gander at my crotchbeard!! High fives you cockstaches!

Kyle
08-26-2009, 04:11 PM
OK. I figured out how to tell it's fake. Up here in Wisconsin we send Old Style down to Illinois (we told them it was the good stuff and they made it the official beer of Wrigley field!! hehehehe). We keep the good beer (PBR) to our selves. Orton was in IL so if he would have been drinking Old Style.

Punisher
08-26-2009, 04:38 PM
Congrats to me for finding the twitter page :)

bronco militia
08-26-2009, 05:02 PM
Congrats to me for finding the twitter page :)

attention whore

Punisher
08-26-2009, 05:05 PM
attention whore

:welcome:

Baba Booey
08-26-2009, 05:33 PM
Fun KingNeckbeard fact- Last month I got all jacked off of rumplimintz shots & beat the everliving **** out of Emilio Estevez.. Dont ask bro

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahaha

this is legendary

orinjkrush
08-26-2009, 05:45 PM
i'm glad Kyle knows how to relax.

with some nice hotties.

maybe he'll need the Colorado state police to escort him home.

chickennob2
09-16-2009, 01:24 AM
Me and Stokely been working on that play all offseason! Its called "just the tip"- But we usually only use it on the skanks. 1-0



Hahahaha

i4jelway7
09-16-2009, 05:53 AM
Me and Stokely been working on that play all offseason! Its called "just the tip"- But we usually only use it on the skanks. 1-0



Hahahaha

:rofl:

good stuff guys

Broncoman13
09-16-2009, 05:57 AM
Wow... those are some pretty damn funny tweets. ;D

jhat01
09-16-2009, 06:20 AM
just the tip aaahahahah

Orange_Beard
09-16-2009, 06:26 AM
Following.

bronco militia
09-16-2009, 06:57 AM
you guys left off the best part...

1-0 COCKFAGS!

Mr. Elway
09-16-2009, 07:23 AM
best twitter ever

Irish Stout
09-16-2009, 07:38 AM
Only problem its not updated enough

TheElusiveKyleOrton
09-16-2009, 07:54 AM
You guys are just discovering this now?

pfft. Amateurs.

Dr. Broncenstein
09-16-2009, 07:58 AM
So I meet this little kid Josh at hq. I'm all awesome, tell him I can buy him some booze or smokes and ****. He tells me he's my new coach!

:rofl:

Gold

McMastermind
09-23-2009, 01:28 PM
Kyle Orton only knows how to do 3 things: pound whiskey, sword skanks, and win ****ing football games! 2-0 ****tards!! BOOSH!

HAT
10-03-2009, 01:47 PM
Thinking of hitting the bars w/ Romo 2night. My neckbeard + Romos backwards hat = a waterfall of skanky cooch! No fatties tho, ask Jessica

:pimp:

ak1971
10-03-2009, 01:52 PM
finally Orton rolls out of the gutter long enought to offer up a gem

elsid13
10-03-2009, 04:04 PM
finally Orton rolls out of the gutter long enought to offer up a gem

I beat if you could hook Orton up with some drunk midgets the tweets would be epic

Aftermath
10-03-2009, 08:11 PM
that twitter page has been up for months, i think its actually been posted on here several times as well.... funny as fu*k though lol

Los Broncos
10-04-2009, 12:25 AM
Some of those are great, thanks for posting.

BMarsh615
10-04-2009, 05:46 PM
KingNeckbeard (https://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard) Four words Denver - I. AM. THE. ****. Now let's get whiskeyed up and drink like ****ing winners!

hookemhess
10-04-2009, 05:47 PM
Inspired by doggcow..... http://kingneckbeard.ytmnd.com/

Punisher
10-04-2009, 05:49 PM
has anyone in the area of 12th & lincoln seen a broncos helmet with #8 on the back? ****ing sweetest beer bong ever! Scheffler's a genius!

lmao!

bronco militia
10-05-2009, 07:04 AM
Thinking of hitting the bars w/ Romo 2night. My neckbeard + Romos backwards hat = a waterfall of skanky cooch! No fatties tho, ask Jessica

ak1971
10-11-2009, 05:18 PM
People think Tom Brady is cool because he gets to bang Giselle. I say he's a scarf wearing turbo-douche. Grow a neckbeard like a man fagbot

Punisher
10-11-2009, 05:47 PM
People think Tom Brady is cool because he gets to bang Giselle. I say he's a scarf wearing turbo-douche. Grow a neckbeard like a man fagbot

Hilarious!

BroncoDoug
10-14-2009, 12:39 PM
KingNeckbeard (http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard) I was voted the most offensive player in the entire AFC? How ******* bad*** is that?! I'm going to get so much stinky cooch out of this bro!

broncocalijohn
10-14-2009, 12:50 PM
How have things changed...Aug 7th

Hold the ****ing phone! You little turdnuggets weren't booing me! You were yelling "booooze". You almost had me you f#*kers!

Old Dude
10-14-2009, 01:15 PM
Maybe someone can photoshop this into a throwback uni.

http://www.purdue.edu/jumbo/covers/covers_medium/18_kyle_orton.jpg

DeusExManning
10-14-2009, 02:00 PM
Hilarious

Baba Booey
10-15-2009, 05:08 PM
The most recent gem:

I was voted the most offensive player in the entire AFC? How ****ing badass is that?! I'm going to get so much stinky cooch out of this bro!

Soul-Bronco
10-15-2009, 07:35 PM
F****** Cutlers back in town. That guy is such a fagbot bro. He'll probably be at Nawlins drinking Washington Apples if you need him. Queer.


CLASSIC!!

Soul-Bronco
10-15-2009, 07:38 PM
Name Kyle Orton

Location At the ****ing party brosef!! <LI done19="46" done17="46" done15="46" done10="46" done4="46">Web http://www.denver... (http://www.denverbroncos.com/)

<LI id=bio>Bio If JFK could lead a country wasted, I sure as **** oughtta be able to lead a football team.

ROFL LOL

RhymesayersDU
10-15-2009, 07:47 PM
Best. Twitter. Ever.

Inkana7
10-15-2009, 07:50 PM
It's because of this Twitter that fagbot and cockfag have become my go-to insults.

TheManeMan
10-16-2009, 01:15 PM
Best. Twitter. Ever.

What he said...

Pure genius!

bronco militia
10-19-2009, 09:44 PM
FYI- from the field, Phillip Rivers passes sound like an old VW Beetle... And they leave a trail of vagina juice.

Bronco Boy
10-19-2009, 10:22 PM
King Neckbeard is the only twitter I follow.

Bronx33
10-19-2009, 10:26 PM
curse her!!!!!

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Bronco Boy
10-19-2009, 10:37 PM
curse her!!!!!



She lets him sword a lot of skanks so she's probably pretty cool. BOOSH!

scorpio
10-19-2009, 10:48 PM
curse her!!!!!

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I saw this a few weeks ago and was hoping nobody else would ever find it.

WABronco
10-19-2009, 10:49 PM
Yeee hawww

Ray_Lewis'_Victim
10-19-2009, 10:51 PM
Watch the presser from tonight's game...WTF is up with his tie?

Soul-Bronco
10-20-2009, 07:54 AM
much deserving BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!

Tankgunner95
10-20-2009, 07:58 AM
Watch the presser from tonight's game...WTF is up with his tie?

Pimping aint easy

ak1971
10-24-2009, 07:34 AM
What?? No game this weekend? I swear to ****ing Thor I'm drinking this city dry tonight! Let's get it on ****tards!! BOOSH!!!

Rother8
10-24-2009, 10:33 AM
Very satisfied i got the nod to be included in the legendary KNB's last twitter update. Thank You, King.

Bronco Boy
10-24-2009, 10:47 AM
Since there isn't a game, a lil something for all the skanky vag out there to dream about this week

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/jay-cutler-superstar/assets_c/2009/08/Orton%20sans%20neck%20beard-thumb-250x256-11961.jpg

Rock Chalk
10-24-2009, 10:53 AM
Holy **** I Just saw this twitter.

THis is awesome. I might join twitter just to follow this.

Bronx33
10-24-2009, 03:37 PM
Holy **** I Just saw this twitter.

THis is awesome. I might join twitter just to follow this.



This cracked me up bigtime...



I was voted the most offensive player in the entire AFC? How ****ing badass is that?! I'm going to get so much stinky cooch out of this bro!

ak1971
10-26-2009, 07:56 AM
Anyone else think there's a reason that JaMarcus Russell is required to wear a helmet to work? Wow! That is ****tardedness at it's finest.

TailgateNut
10-26-2009, 08:04 AM
Anyone else think there's a reason that JaMarcus Russell is required to wear a helmet to work? Wow! That is ****tardedness at it's finest.


LOL

As I was driving home from work last week I saw a guy riding a bicycle wearing a full face motorcycle helmet. WTF??Hilarious!

ak1971
11-01-2009, 02:51 PM
These early games are pure horse**** brosef. I think my blood is still 90% whiskey right now. I haven't played this drunk in over a week!

ak1971
11-07-2009, 08:28 PM
No game tomorrow. Ill probably just slam a bottle of Beam and head over to Alibis to finger a couple fatties & maybe get a lil cougar snatch

ak1971
11-14-2009, 11:23 PM
DC's the **** bromies! Just finished running a train on a bottle of Jack, then I pissed on the Washington Monument! ITS ON TOMORROW QUEERS!!

Bronx33
11-15-2009, 08:55 AM
DC's the **** bromies! Just finished running a train on a bottle of Jack, then I pissed on the Washington Monument! ITS ON TOMORROW QUEERS!!



Way to REPRESENT! andy!

Beantown Bronco
11-15-2009, 09:00 AM
Hopefully he wasn't up too late swording the local DC skanks.

elsid13
11-15-2009, 09:02 AM
Hopefully he wasn't up too late swording the local DC skanks.

I understand there was King Neckbeard sighting in Adams Morgan. He was seen rolling in purple caddy with beer keg in the back.

Bronx33
11-15-2009, 09:03 AM
Hopefully he wasn't up too late swording the local DC skanks.


lol! that cracked me up.

oubronco
11-15-2009, 09:09 AM
No game tomorrow. Ill probably just slam a bottle of Beam and head over to Alibis to finger a couple fatties & maybe get a lil cougar snatch

stay classy my man

Bronx33
11-15-2009, 09:10 AM
stay classy my man


Classy is andys middle name!

oubronco
11-15-2009, 09:12 AM
Classy is andys middle name!

or finger

Dagmar
11-15-2009, 10:00 AM
Was watching Russell Brand's live stand up DVD with the wife last night, he was talking about hosting the MTV VMAs and being googled. He posted up the top 10 googled things that week as he was fifth. Look who was third.

http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0a2e0b0ff9&view=att&th=124f8fd9d3ae0a1d&attid=0.1&disp=inline&zw

NYBronc
11-27-2009, 10:16 AM
Happy Turkey Day you cockstaches! Time to reflect on all the things I'm thankful for: Whiskey, slutty skankbots, the morning after pill... ... Beer bongs, Taco Bell, Pabst, Tommy Bahama shirts, Crocs, kegerators, Boones Farm, 40 oz Mickeys, the music of David Hasselhoff... ... Easily persuaded strippers, puke stain remover, advil, cliff note playbooks, asian rub 'n tugs, parachute pants, bulls-eye tattoos..... Hot dog eating contests, slutty school girl outfits, blowjobs, hate ****ing, my rocket arm... And beating the dog**** out of the Giants!

Outstanding

ak1971
11-29-2009, 12:24 AM
asian rub 'n tugs 40 oz Mickeys:thumbsup:

Baba Booey
11-29-2009, 01:35 AM
Was watching Russell Brand's live stand up DVD with the wife last night, he was talking about hosting the MTV VMAs and being googled. He posted up the top 10 googled things that week as he was fifth. Look who was third.

http://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=0a2e0b0ff9&view=att&th=124f8fd9d3ae0a1d&attid=0.1&disp=inline&zw

What was it? King Neckbeard? I tried to find the list online but couldn't.

MrPeepers
12-20-2009, 10:56 PM
Playing the Raiders is like playing tick-tack-toe with your retarded little brother. Wonder how much jack I can drink and still win? ITS ON!


hours later.....


Well f*ck me right in my puckered craphole. How in the sh*t did we get beat by that fat f*cktard??! I'm embarrassed for my unborn kids.

WABronco
12-20-2009, 11:45 PM
Even neckbeard is embarrassed.

Baba Booey
02-12-2010, 09:26 AM
"Anyone seen a gazelle with a pair of purple leopard print panties wrapped around his face? Weird night bromey... But f-ing AWESOME! SKANKS!"

Bigdawg26
02-12-2010, 12:51 PM
lol This can't be real??

Baba Booey
02-12-2010, 09:42 PM
lol This can't be real??

It's fake, but ****ing hilarious.

http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard

watermock
02-13-2010, 12:27 AM
Anyone seen a gazelle with a pair of purple leopard print panties wrapped around his face? Weird night bromey... But f-ing AWESOME! SKANKS!
10:31 PM Feb 10th from txt Its on tonight mofos! Hitting the club, doing some fist pumping, probably take my pants off... then im swording some skank right in her gash
8:19 PM Jan 30th from txt A more pressing issue is that I need to borrow a shirt. Im at the Robusto Room & I tried to cover a whiskey spill w/ my own vomit. No bueno
11:24 PM Jan 29th from web Its friday night and Im still not on the Pro Bowl roster. But dont worry, David Garrard is. David butt-****ing Garrard. Check the stats bros
11:18 PM Jan 29th from web Anyone else ever used saran wrap & some scotch tape as a condom? Not sure if it worked... Thank God you cant get a skanks butthole pregnant.
5:15 PM Jan 17th from txt New drink:Triple stoli, apple pucker & Rockstar="Shreks Piss" Because thats EXACTLY what it tastes like. Dont ask how I know that ****faces!
10:08 PM Jan 9th from txt ****! I havent seen an ass-raping like this since I spent a night in detox back at Purdue. Hold that butt steady Philly, hold it real steady
7:51 PM Jan 9th from txt Oh yeah... and Eddie Royal's out too. **** it. I'll win this bitch myself! LET'S GET IT ON YOU ****ERS!!
10:03 AM Jan 3rd from web Coach benched my best receiver and tight end. I have a rookie RB that falls down if he gets hit by fart wind. I think I might need more Jack
9:56 AM Jan 3rd from web Happy New Year to all my rocktards who follow me! You ****ers all suck turd-dick; And I love you for it! Now lets all pound some skanks! BAM
11:20 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from txt Vegas bomb. Yaeger bomb. Vegas bomb. Yaeger bomb. Vegas bomb..... Its getting serious brosef, really ****ing serious. ANOTHER ROUND FAGBOTS!
10:35 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from txt Just threw back my first KO! Its on like Donkey Kongs dirty thong tonight ****tards!! LETS DO THIS!!
8:30 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from txt Know how I know the Pro Bowl is gay? NO ****ING KYLE ORTON!!!! I threw for 3300 yds with a BAC level that would John Belushi **** himself!!
6:02 PM Dec 30th, 2009 from txt Well **** me right in my puckered craphole. How in the **** did we get beat by that fat ****tard??! I'm embarrassed for my unborn kids.
4:42 PM Dec 20th, 2009 from txt Playing the Raiders is like playing tick-tack-toe with your retarded little brother. Wonder how much jack I can drink and still win? ITS ON!
1:01 PM Dec 20th, 2009 from txt To everyone out there who wanted Cutler... or Simms.... or Cassell... Go right ahead and suck my sweaty taint! I ****ing rule bitches!!
3:39 PM Dec 6th, 2009 from web ... Hot dog eating contests, slutty school girl outfits, blowjobs, hate ****ing, my rocket arm... And beating the dog**** out of the Giants!
1:38 PM Nov 26th, 2009 from txt ... Easily persuaded strippers, puke stain remover, advil, cliff note playbooks, asian rub 'n tugs, parachute pants, bulls-eye tattoos...
1:37 PM Nov 26th, 2009 from txt ... Beer bongs, Taco Bell, Pabst, Tommy Bahama shirts, Crocs, kegerators, Boones Farm, 40 oz Mickeys, the music of David Hasselhoff...
1:36 PM Nov 26th, 2009 from txt Happy Turkey Day you cockstaches! Time to reflect on all the things I'm thankful for: Whiskey, slutty skankbots, the morning after pill...
1:35 PM Nov 26th, 2009 from txt more Name Kyle Orton
Location At the ****ing party brosef!!
Web http://www.denver...
Bio If JFK could lead a country wasted, I sure as **** oughtta be able to lead a football team. 12
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Baba Booey
03-14-2010, 04:50 PM
KingNeckbeard chimes in on the Quinn deal:


Brady Quinn? Seriously?? Enjoy carrying my clipboard queerbot. Know how I know Brady Quinn is gay? Because my eyes work. Man that dude sucks

bronco militia
03-16-2010, 11:57 AM
up

Baba Booey
03-28-2010, 09:55 PM
12" of snow ain't the only 12" at Papa Ortons, if you know what I'm sayin! Try it on and see if it fits slutbags! 10:07 PM Mar 23rd via Twitterrific

Know what's more awesome than Jack & Cokes? Snow Slushie Jack & Cokes! And also chicks who swallow. Those skanks are ok in my book! 9:00 PM Mar 24th via Twitterrific

Punisher
03-29-2010, 04:53 AM
lol!

Ambiguous
03-29-2010, 06:56 AM
12" of snow ain't the only 12" at Papa Ortons, if you know what I'm sayin! Try it on and see if it fits slutbags! 10:07 PM Mar 23rd via Twitterrific

Know what's more awesome than Jack & Cokes? Snow Slushie Jack & Cokes! And also chicks who swallow. Those skanks are ok in my book! 9:00 PM Mar 24th via Twitterrific

Lol, that is awesome. I love me some neckbeard.

broncocalijohn
03-29-2010, 09:54 AM
Lol, that is awesome. I love me some neckbeard.

where? In your vagina or butthole?

Natedog24
03-29-2010, 01:31 PM
KingNeckbeard chimes in on the Quinn deal:


Brady Quinn? Seriously?? Enjoy carrying my clipboard queerbot. Know how I know Brady Quinn is gay? Because my eyes work. Man that dude sucks

My favorite, fricken hilarious!

NYBronc
04-23-2010, 03:35 AM
Yes! We got Tebow!! Looks like I got myself a TE to replace Scheffler. Plus he'll bring in so much southern bell cooch it's redonkulous!

Wait a second..... Tebow thinks he can play QB?? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha!!! Bring it on f***face!!

BMarsh615
05-05-2010, 04:10 PM
Tebow has the highest selling jersey in the league for April? Good for him. Know what I did last month? I banged 16 skanks. Your move rookie

Baba Booey
05-09-2010, 03:29 PM
I hear when Tebow's not around Coach misses his scent...He misses his musk...And when camp is over, they're getting an apt together! Queers.
7:59 PM May 7th via Twitterrific

Bronco Boy
06-05-2010, 12:33 AM
Took Tebow to a stripclub 2nite... Haven't seen a grown man bust in his pants that fast since American Pie! What a fag... Praise Jesus!

NYBronc
06-14-2010, 01:36 PM
"In honor of our World Cup tie w/ England I'm gonna pound some Bass Ale, then pound some redcoat wearin skank right in her fartbox! USA! USA! "

crush17
06-14-2010, 01:43 PM
Tebow has the highest selling jersey in the league for April? Good for him. Know what I did last month? I banged 16 skanks. Your move rookie

so awesome...

Hogan11
06-14-2010, 02:35 PM
Ha! Long live King Neckbeard!!!!

Baba Booey
06-14-2010, 02:44 PM
Hysterical

oubronco
06-14-2010, 04:16 PM
Ha! Long live King Neckbeard!!!!

Here Here

BroncoMatt
06-14-2010, 04:27 PM
King Neckbeard is the reason I got a twitter acct

orange 4 life
06-14-2010, 05:41 PM
It's fake, but ****ing hilarious.

http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard

Okay that really is hilarious.
Excessively dirty but funny.

And I'm an Orton fan.
Man where was this when Plummer was around? That would've been funny too.

Bottom line is I'm a fan of Orton and was a huge fan of Plummers but even they would laugh at this stuff. Wow.:giggle:

hookemhess
06-26-2010, 12:12 AM
@KingNeckbeard Christ! Just finished banging some skank on her sharkweek! I had to put down some newspaper man! ****ing chicks on their periods brosef...

Man-Goblin
06-26-2010, 01:10 AM
Sharkweek.

Baba Booey
06-26-2010, 09:44 AM
Sharkweek hahahahahahah

broncocalijohn
06-26-2010, 10:31 AM
sharkweek? That is so awesome.

BowlenBall
06-26-2010, 12:13 PM
King Neckbeard works in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay.

It is his true medium; a master.

bronco militia
07-03-2010, 07:59 AM
At least I know she's not getting pregnant though! Thats one benefit of the ol stawberry/vanilla swirl! Know whats not a benefit? The herpes 12:12 AM Jun 26th via Twitterrific .

NYBronc
07-05-2010, 11:23 AM
"What is the deal with this late-night rain? At least I don't have to wash the skank smell off my junk! That reminds me, Where are my pants??"

bronco militia
08-13-2010, 01:45 PM
Rockin the Affliction T,watching UFC, & icing my bros! Ha! Those things are turbo gay! I did just bang some ho-vag in the bathroom tho BOOSH

10:46 PM Aug 7th via mobile web

ColoradoBuff
08-13-2010, 02:51 PM
"In honor of our World Cup tie w/ England I'm gonna pound some Bass Ale, then pound some redcoat wearin skank right in her fartbox! USA! USA! "

totally hi-larious!Hilarious!

Hogan11
08-13-2010, 04:05 PM
The Neckbeard rules, period.

Bronco Boy
08-15-2010, 11:39 PM
1st team offense pretty much just kicked the Bengals D in the dick over and over until they got a nosebleed. I swear I am so ****ing awesome (http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard/status/21279553552)

about 4 hours ago (http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard/status/21279553552) via Twitter for iPhone (http://twitter.com/)

Bronco Boy
08-15-2010, 11:39 PM
Too bad Brady Quinn had to play tho. I think if there was an exposed cock on the field he would have put it in his mouth. He sucks that much (http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard/status/21279627943)

about 4 hours ago (http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard/status/21279627943) via Twitter for iPhone (http://twitter.com/)

Swedish Extrovert
08-15-2010, 11:49 PM
"Took Tebow to a stripclub 2nite... Haven't seen a grown man bust in his pants that fast since American Pie! What a fag... Praise Jesus!"

I pretty sure that kind of blasphemy warrants two, maybe three injuries.

HAT
08-24-2010, 12:19 AM
Am I the only one concerned that our hero has not checked in since his financial windfall?

I know some of you locals saw him on the field for a little bit last Saturday, but seriously, we need an update!

Bronco Boy
08-24-2010, 08:21 AM
Am I the only one concerned that our hero has not checked in since his financial windfall?

I know some of you locals saw him on the field for a little bit last Saturday, but seriously, we need an update!

He's been too busy swording the skanks of Colorado.

oubronco
08-24-2010, 09:10 AM
Too bad Brady Quinn had to play tho. I think if there was an exposed cock on the field he would have put it in his mouth. He sucks that much (http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard/status/21279627943)

about 4 hours ago (http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard/status/21279627943) via Twitter for iPhone (http://twitter.com/)

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

SoCalBronco
08-24-2010, 03:23 PM
Am I the only one concerned that our hero has not checked in since his financial windfall?

I know some of you locals saw him on the field for a little bit last Saturday, but seriously, we need an update!

8.8 Million? That's alot of hair pie. And Jack. I am the ****ing man.

HAT
08-24-2010, 03:45 PM
:strong:

NYBronc
09-03-2010, 04:56 AM
One thing I've noticed since Papa Orton got paid... I get a way higher class of stripper to come home with me. Like Hannah Montana class

Hogan11
09-14-2010, 09:52 PM
I've got a groupie from Florida, a yardstick, some sandpaper, Im wearing a cape..And I'm about to take out some aggression. I HATE LOSING!

HAT
09-14-2010, 10:23 PM
I've got a groupie from Florida, a yardstick, some sandpaper, Im wearing a cape..And I'm about to take out some aggression. I HATE LOSING!

:pimp:

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
09-15-2010, 11:56 AM
Anyone else ever used saran wrap & some scotch tape as a condom? Not sure if it worked... Thank God you cant get a skanks butthole pregnant. 7:15 PM Jan 17th (http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard/status/7884789940) via txt (http://twitter.com/devices)
New drink:Triple stoli, apple pucker & Rockstar="Shreks Piss" Because thats EXACTLY what it tastes like. Dont ask how I know that ****faces! 12:08 AM Jan 10th (http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard/status/7584576272) via txt (http://twitter.com/devices)
****! I havent seen an ass-raping like this since I spent a night in detox back at Purdue. Hold that butt steady Philly, hold it real steady <---this stuff is priceless glad you found this now if only the other broncos had twits like this i wouold use twitter more often whoever wrote this is a comedic genius

bfoflcommish
09-15-2010, 12:38 PM
POSTED 5 MINUTES AGO

KingNeckbeard That AztecaTV reporter is lucky she never brought her fine ass around our locker room.KO mushroom bruises across the face aint easy to hide!

HAT
09-15-2010, 12:55 PM
Mushroom bruises? :spit:

Beantown Bronco
09-15-2010, 12:57 PM
wow, just wow

Hogan11
09-15-2010, 04:55 PM
Ha! another classic from the King

gyldenlove
09-15-2010, 05:06 PM
Holy ****, I bet you could get arrested for that in some states.

Rock Chalk
09-15-2010, 06:39 PM
KingNeckbeard is the only reason I signed up for Twitter.

baja
09-15-2010, 08:03 PM
I wonder if you guys know King Neckbeard is Bob's other account?


My personal favorite;


I've got a groupie from Florida, a yardstick, some sandpaper, Im wearing a cape..And I'm about to take out some aggression. I HATE LOSING!

Man-Goblin
09-16-2010, 08:36 PM
Kyle Orton weighing in on this week's matchup:

KingNeckbeard (http://twitter.com/kingneckbeard) Gettin my mind right for Seattle this weekend! Gonna find me a grunge-skank, bang her right in her crapbox, then go Cobain all over her face

Hogan11
09-30-2010, 06:09 AM
"You know how Papa Orton celebrates baby!! Well, this and cornholing pudgy drunk chicks...." Ha!

Hogan11
10-10-2010, 08:24 AM
Two new dispatches from the King:

"You know how sometimes you throw up in your mouth, & then your going to swallow it, but then you just spit it all over the strippers chest?"

"That just happened to me you bromeys!! F'in car-bombs get me every time..."

Beantown Bronco
10-19-2010, 01:45 PM
Not their best work, but at least it's something:

Ive got to apologize for the game bromeys. Me and Sanchez got soo ****tarded drunk Saturday night. I shouldnt have had a 2nd bottle of Jack! about 11 hours ago (http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard/status/27798744949) via Twitter for iPhone (http://twitter.com/)

I couldnt believe Sanchize could walk w/out puking tho bro! That molefaced fagboy must have had about 25 appletinis! Top 5 wingman ever tho! about 11 hours ago (http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard/status/27798917880) via Twitter for iPhone (http://twitter.com/)

Boogerboots
10-19-2010, 08:31 PM
I've been off sick for the past few days with a chest cold but I believe this site just cured me. I've been coughing and laughing for the past half hour. Pure gold!! Between the sharkweek and the mushroom bruise takes...It's just too much.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v634/boogerboots/BroughtoyoubyJDOlno7.jpg
Kyle Orton pays homage to Old NO.7

BMarsh615
10-21-2010, 12:59 AM
Interesting sidenote- I named my dong "Tebow" so that ****in queerbot can get some pussy for once! Hahaha! BOOSH!!

Hogan11
10-21-2010, 06:33 AM
Interesting sidenote- I named my dong "Tebow" so that ****in queerbot can get some p***Y for once! Hahaha! BOOSH!!

:spit:Ha!

Los Broncos
10-21-2010, 08:00 AM
Interesting sidenote- I named my dong "Tebow" so that ****in queerbot can get some p***Y for once! Hahaha! BOOSH!!

:spit:

txtebow
10-21-2010, 06:14 PM
this is so immature.

bowtown
10-21-2010, 06:16 PM
this is so immature.

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/get_off_your_high_horse.jpg

ak1971
10-21-2010, 09:15 PM
this is so immature.

huh?

broncocalijohn
10-22-2010, 08:10 AM
this is so immature.

He rips his college hero and he cant handle it. Are you from Gator Country, religious nut or both?

Kaylore
10-22-2010, 12:44 PM
He rips his college hero and he cant handle it. Are you from Gator Country, religious nut or both?

I have him on ignore but can't remember why. He must have done something awesome.

OABB
10-22-2010, 01:22 PM
I have him on ignore but can't remember why. He must have done something awesome.

I just looked up his posts and it's pretty obvious why.

I love that he says the guy who drafted his hero is tearing the team apart. that's a new one.

anyways, add him to the list of whiners.

elsid13
12-14-2010, 07:19 PM
Newest post http://twitter.com/kingneckbeard

Jesus ****ing Christ on a cracker! Even I want Tebow to play at this point. Ryan Harris sucks more dick than Brady Quinn at Burning Man!

HAT
12-14-2010, 07:20 PM
Newest post http://twitter.com/kingneckbeard

Jesus ****ing Christ on a cracker! Even I want Tebow to play at this point. Ryan Harris sucks more dick than Brady Quinn at Burning Man!

Hahaha...Awesome. :thumbs:

Gutless Drunk
12-22-2010, 12:33 PM
"OMG!OMG! OMIGOD!!! I JUST SAW TEBOW!! He just threw a warmup pass that turned into a dove and delivered a Vietnamese baby on the 50 yd line!"


"So we lost? Well, according to a study that I just made up...78% of all left handed QBs have herpes! BOOSH! bend me over a rock Tebow! ORTON RULES!"


http://twitter.com/kingneckbeard

Hogan11
12-22-2010, 12:39 PM
Classics. I expect some more ultra-great Tebow shots in the coming couple of weeks

Miss I.
12-22-2010, 12:58 PM
I've really missed King Neckbeard, glad to see him sharing in the Tebow love or um something like that.

elsid13
12-22-2010, 01:27 PM
Sounded fun at the time, but I shouldnt have tried the "angry dragon" on that drunk Cougar at Lodos.. Now I cant shake this damn rib injury!

http://twitter.com/kingneckbeard

IHaveALight
12-26-2010, 05:09 PM
KingNeckbeard - Stopping at the mall on the way home to get me a Tebow jersey! I hope he'll sign it for me at practice Tuesday... That dude is the ****!!!

BMarsh615
01-02-2011, 02:35 PM
This game blows... I've just been googling pictures of Hailey Duffs fake t*ts on my iPhone for the last 30 minutes

elsid13
01-02-2011, 02:40 PM
I suggest you all give Jesus a little love on his birthday tomorrow. Seems like a pretty decent dude... Tebow sure loves the **** outta him!

Natedog24
01-07-2011, 06:34 PM
If you really are what you eat, then I am now a 19 year old Asian chick with daddy issues... SELF HIGH 5!!! BOOSH!!

Lomax
01-07-2011, 07:31 PM
Reminds me a lot of Cliff Yablonski:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/cliff-yablonski/

Hogan11
01-07-2011, 07:33 PM
I'll miss King Neckbeard when Orton moves on.

Bronco Boy
01-07-2011, 10:23 PM
It's fun to read Neckbeard and Tebow's tweets side by side. One example is their Christmas messages:

Tebow: Merry Christmas everyone! What's your favorite Christmas tradition? I'll retweet my 2 favorite responses on Monday! GBČ

Neckbeard: Didn't JC die on the cross so I could drink a ****-ton of tequila shots and kareoke some Boyz II Men? Am I celebrating the right holiday?

oubronco
01-24-2011, 07:31 AM
I don't know why everyone is giving Cutler so much ****... Trying to play after breaking your vagina can't be easy!

Gutless Drunk
01-28-2011, 09:50 AM
28004

28005

28006

Miss I.
02-07-2011, 06:16 AM
That was some decent halftime kareoke! But I thought the dude with the space helmet was a little better than the tranny with the blonde wig about 13 hours ago (http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard/status/34423573636452352) via Twitter for iPhone (http://twitter.com/)

Kaylore
02-07-2011, 07:57 AM
That was some decent halftime kareoke! But I thought the dude with the space helmet was a little better than the tranny with the blonde wig about 13 hours ago (http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard/status/34423573636452352) via Twitter for iPhone (http://twitter.com/)

LOL

Gutless Drunk
02-21-2011, 11:35 AM
28078

elsid13
04-25-2011, 02:49 PM
Maybe its just because Im getting older, but a 3 week LSD and anal sex bender with a homeless chick isnt nearly as much fun as it used to be

https://twitter.com/#!/KingNeckbeard

Shananahan
04-25-2011, 03:24 PM
LOL
Yeah, most of this stuff is generic and uncreative, but the thought of Orton singing karaoke during halftime is pretty great.

Bronco Boy
07-21-2011, 03:24 PM
King Neckbeard revealed!

It's this guy:

http://twitter.com/#!/OutkickJT

HAT
08-01-2011, 08:44 PM
KingNeckbeard:
I expected to be balls deep in some Miami skanks fartbox by tonight. Instead i've got some boulder chick talking about Phish concerts FML

Punisher
08-01-2011, 08:54 PM
KingNeckbeard:
I expected to be balls deep in some Miami skanks fartbox by tonight. Instead i've got some boulder chick talking about Phish concerts FML

Ha!Ha!Ha!

Garcia Bronco
08-01-2011, 08:59 PM
Those Phish shows will be fun....labor day weekend

bronco militia
09-15-2011, 12:08 PM
KingNeckbeard Kyle Orton
To all you dickholes chanting for Tebow on Monday, careful what you wish for, because youll see this dude in the stands http://pic.twitter.com/N4zXVJl5
19 hours ago »
KingNeckbeard Kyle Orton
Gametime ****tards! Go Broncos and **** the ****ing Raiders! BOOSH!!
.
12 Sep »
KingNeckbeard Kyle Orton
Fact: majority of Raiders fans in CO have only been to 3 places in their lives. Denver, Mexico, and prison. Theyve never set foot in Oakland
12 Sep »
KingNeckbeard Kyle Orton
Fact: if you see more than 3 Raiders fans in the same building, you must report it to the deptartment of homeland security. #raidtards
12 Sep »
KingNeckbeard Kyle Orton
Fact: if you drink from the same glass as a Raiders fan you WILL get herpes. No exceptions. #raidtards
12 Sep »
KingNeckbeard Kyle Orton
Fact: 93% of Raiders fans don't wash their hands after giving their buddy a rusty trombone #raidtards
12 Sep »
KingNeckbeard Kyle Orton
Fact: if you own a Raiders Darth Vader costume and wear it to a game, you probably masturbate with crisco and a taser to pics of Lyle Alzado
12 Sep »
KingNeckbeard Kyle Orton
Fact: If you see a dude in a truck with a Raiders emblem on the back window, there's a 88% chance they own a gold chain, & an arrest warrant
12 Sep »
KingNeckbeard Kyle Orton
Fact: every Raider skank has at least two forms of Hepatitis. #raidtards
12 Sep »
KingNeckbeard Kyle Orton
Fact: 84% of all Raider fans ate lunch at a strip club today. #raidtards
12 Sep »
KingNeckbeard Kyle Orton
Thank God that ****show is done... Now.. Where all the ASU skanks at tonight? I'm babyless! Time to get ****tarded!

LRtagger
11-14-2011, 01:33 PM
Orton 0:1- on the 7th day thou shalt get ****ed off Irish Coffee and rumplemintz shots on the sideline. GB & GFU




Is it weird that Tebow being a virgin makes me a little bit attracted to him? I'm not a gay or anything, I just REALLY love boning virgins!



Who has two thumbs and banged a chick in a rugrats costume? Your Mom! Just kidding, it was me. That was such a Tommy move...





I feel like I need something for the classier babes... Like "Hey, wanna have sex with me? I'll wear a condom the first time." Nailed it.





Pickup line 4 - "Heaven must be missing an angel... not you though, because you look like a slut. Want to get fingered in the bathroom?"



Neckbeard pickup line 3... "Do you believe in love at first sight? Because I totally want to tittybone you."



Pickup line 2- "What's up skank, you're hot so I wrote you a poem. Roses are red violets are blue, give me a blowjob in the parking lot."




Neckbeard pickup line 1- "Hey lady, know why the chicken crossed the road? So I could **** you in your browneye. Now go get me a whiskey"




I'm hitting some badass Halloween parties tomorrow night since I'm not playing on Sundays anymore. Working on some foolproof pickup lines..



"Can bring the ****ing thunder on the field, in the bar, and in the bedroom" Yep. That's my resume header right there... BOOSH!



Can armwrestle with either hand... Did 38 shots on my 28th bday...Banged 4 skanks in 24 hours (aka Pulling a Wilt) - Just updating my resume



What the **** is going on?? Ive been blacked out since last Thursday and I wake up to find out I lost my job?? ****ing tequila shots bro..





Finished my pregame warmup... Now it's time to **** some **** up! yfrog.com/nvt1rtj (http://t.co/qIMdcfy1)

vonqkilla
11-14-2011, 03:12 PM
Happy bday neckbeard.

elsid13
11-25-2011, 04:46 PM
going out in style

Well **** me.... Kansas has a city?!??

Dudes... I have the worst hangover & my agent won't stop calling! What is his deal?? Time to hit up Breakfast King for some grease and grits

http://twitter.com/#!/kingneckbeard

Miss I.
12-05-2011, 02:19 PM
good to see Kyle is keeping his spirits up...he's changed his twitter heading a bit

Kyle Orton
@KingNeckbeard At the ****ing party brosef!!
Savior of the Kansas City Chiefs... or something like that... I'm gonna be honest, I'm ****ing ****housed right now.
http://www.****timtebowinhisstupidface.com/

KingNeckbeard Kyle Orton
You guys make jokes, but that's my best fingering finger that I hurt! The real losers of this are all the skanks of KC. (sad boosh)
4 Dec

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
12-05-2011, 02:58 PM
http://p.twimg.com/AZVu-zxCQAEBE1x.jpg:large
oh man is that mcgruder shirtless damn he has a major mancrush on teobw

elsid13
12-18-2011, 06:11 PM
@KingNeckbeard At the ****ing party brosef!!
Savior of the Kansas City Chiefs... or something like that... I'm gonna be honest, I'm ****ing ****housed right now.

Punisher
12-18-2011, 08:18 PM
All man Classic LMAO

Punisher
12-18-2011, 08:19 PM
Neckbeard for life i dont care what team he goes to lol

ak1971
01-14-2012, 10:25 AM
[/URL] @KingNeckbeard (http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard) Kyle Orton


Now I understand why the Broncos cut me

and this gem...



[URL="http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard"]@KingNeckbeard (http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard) Kyle Orton


True story: I was just getting a blowie in a parking lot & the slut yells "THIS ONES FOR TEBOW" & punches me in the balls! Best orgasm ever!

oubronco
02-06-2012, 11:38 AM
If the Patriots are looking for a real QB who doesn't choke his dick off every time he plays the Giants... I'm a free agent.

I wonder which one of Giselle's friends didn't pray hard enough for her Tommy to win? I'm guessing it was that b**** Heidi Klum.

I bet Madonna gives one vicious handjob! You'd be feeling that for weeks...

I also think that she'd make you bust a nut so hard that you'd question your sexuality and feel nothing but shame for days... I'm in.


The halftime show at my house includes 2 midget strippers, a slut I met at the bar this morning, a bathtub full of jello shots & a Sisqo CD