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TheReverend
08-26-2009, 01:00 PM
http://www.celebridiot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kyle_orton_drunk_5.jpg

GJKM :thumbsup:

Punisher
08-26-2009, 01:02 PM
Orton sure knows how to party

Los Broncos
08-26-2009, 01:04 PM
Why is he all wet?

azbroncfan
08-26-2009, 01:11 PM
Looks like he just puked down the front of himself like the left handed pass. Or the hot broad puked on him.

Baba Booey
08-26-2009, 01:13 PM
Guy's a mess

TheReverend
08-26-2009, 01:14 PM
Why is he all wet?

He's so sexy that's the girl's love juice.

Pony Boy
08-26-2009, 01:14 PM
http://www.celebridiot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kyle_orton_drunk_5.jpg

GJKM :thumbsup:

Kind of depends on you definition of a hot chick, I don't think the carpet matches the drapes ?

Tombstone RJ
08-26-2009, 01:15 PM
He's so sexy that's the girl's love juice.

Yep, he just got done eating her pussy and well, ya know, she's happy and he's a little wet.

HILife
08-26-2009, 01:17 PM
He's so sexy that's the girl's love juice.

If by "love juice" you mean the drink she throw in his face, for a rude comment, then felt bad so she took a picture with him so Orton could show it to all his friends....then yea.

Punisher
08-26-2009, 01:18 PM
Orton loves the ladies

HILife
08-26-2009, 01:18 PM
http://www.celebridiot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kyle_orton_drunk_5.jpg

GJKM :thumbsup:

This would make a good "Caption This." Quick somebody start the thread.

DBroncos4life
08-26-2009, 01:20 PM
He's so sexy that's the girl's love juice.

the "squirter"

Los Broncos
08-26-2009, 01:21 PM
He's so sexy that's the girl's love juice.

We should bottle and ship it.

Smiling Assassin27
08-26-2009, 01:22 PM
Actually, his date for the evening was obviously Mike Piazza...

ward63
08-26-2009, 01:22 PM
Orton sure knows how to party

He drinks w/both hands, how do you think he can throw a football left handed too?

Tombstone RJ
08-26-2009, 01:23 PM
Actually, his date for the evening was obviously Mike Piazza...

Ouch...

Mogulseeker
08-26-2009, 01:28 PM
.

Garcia Bronco
08-26-2009, 01:29 PM
He's got a drinking problem like Ted Striker.

broncosteven
08-26-2009, 01:32 PM
Why is he all wet?

Free Neck Beard rides!

scorpio
08-26-2009, 01:32 PM
at first I was like

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4ow2Juu7nMo/SQ5WJYkf3nI/AAAAAAAAJCk/biGhy4dO4mM/s400/kyle+orton3.jpg


but then I

http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/2_girls_no_cups_1_orton_3.jpg

broncosteven
08-26-2009, 01:33 PM
He's got a drinking problem like Ted Striker.

Some one should warn him that Booze is bad for the Beetus!

HILife
08-26-2009, 01:33 PM
.

Wow, those girls really feel sorry for him.

Mogulseeker
08-26-2009, 01:34 PM
Doesn't matter. All the girls in the photo are thinking, "I'm freaking hanging out with a pro athlete!"

Flex Gunmetal
08-26-2009, 01:37 PM
at first I was like

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4ow2Juu7nMo/SQ5WJYkf3nI/AAAAAAAAJCk/biGhy4dO4mM/s400/kyle+orton3.jpg


but then I

http://www.bustedcoverage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/2_girls_no_cups_1_orton_3.jpg

Top one's my avvy. Love me some orton partytime.
****ing Cutlers back in town. That guy is such a fagbot bro. He'll probably be at Nawlins drinking Washington Apples if you need him. Queer.
http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard

Beantown Bronco
08-26-2009, 01:37 PM
This would make a good "Caption This." Quick somebody start the thread.

It needs a screen shot of Tommy Lee Jones in the background.

broncosteven
08-26-2009, 01:37 PM
Doesn't matter. All the girls in the photo are thinking, "I'm freaking hanging out with a pro athlete!"

Or they are thinking "I am only going to tell my pimp this john gave me $50 instead of $100".

Old Dude
08-26-2009, 01:38 PM
Needs to work on his dropback and timing but I think he's getting the reads and routes down.

broncosteven
08-26-2009, 01:48 PM
Needs to work on his dropback and timing but I think he's getting the reads and routes down.

Maybe if he stopped partying soooo much he could work on getting the plays called before the clock runs out and learn to not throw the ball with his left arm or other apendages.







/scarcasm

Punisher
08-26-2009, 01:51 PM
Top one's my avvy. Love me some orton partytime.

http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard

LMAO! Thats my Fav Twitter page man thats funny stuff

Atlas
08-26-2009, 01:58 PM
Can any amount of Orton/Girl pics clear your mind of this?
http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://campussqueeze.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/orton8-3.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGz0rI1jB8Z0SHeXCgDh30Us_I_PQ

broncosteven
08-26-2009, 02:04 PM
Can any amount of Orton/Girl pics clear your mind of this?
http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://campussqueeze.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/orton8-3.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGz0rI1jB8Z0SHeXCgDh30Us_I_PQ

He is good at sucking...literally...



/not so much scarcasm this time.

Punisher
08-26-2009, 02:05 PM
Can any amount of Orton/Girl pics clear your mind of this?
http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://campussqueeze.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/orton8-3.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGz0rI1jB8Z0SHeXCgDh30Us_I_PQ

Orton is a well know bi sexual :peace:

Garcia Bronco
08-26-2009, 02:19 PM
Some one should warn him that Booze is bad for the Beetus!

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f256/sfg90027/airplane1213112.jpg

GoHAM
08-26-2009, 02:43 PM
Top one's my avvy. Love me some orton partytime.

http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard

So I meet this little kid Josh at hq. I'm all awesome, tell him I can buy him some booze or smokes and ****. He tells me he's my new coach!

I think that's the best one. LOL

Punisher
08-26-2009, 02:45 PM
i think that's the best one. Lol

lmao!!!

Punisher
08-26-2009, 02:48 PM
Chili's?!? They've got a Chili's in Denver?? ****. YES!! Time for some El Presidente margs for lunch bros!

Coach tells me there's no "i" in "team"... but guess what? There's one in Irish Car Bomb!! Bottoms up bitches!!

http://twitter.com/KingNeckbeard#/KingNeckbeard

WolfpackGuy
08-26-2009, 02:49 PM
Great, he's into hookers too.
Bring on the Bengals cuz this season's gonna be awesome!!!

Atlas
08-26-2009, 03:02 PM
Great, he's into hookers too.
Bring on the Bengals cuz this season's gonna be awesome!!!

LMAO!!!! Well, I wouldn't describe it as awesome, but it's going to be interesting!

supermanhr9
08-26-2009, 03:35 PM
Orton loves to party, he also is going to be just fine this year. If we fall on our face this year it will be due to a crazy hard schedule and a totally revamped defense. We have too much talent on offense to not score.

bowtown
08-26-2009, 03:41 PM
Kind of depends on you definition of a hot chick, I don't think the carpet matches the drapes ?

Is that your definition?

Hotrod
08-26-2009, 03:44 PM
http://www.celebridiot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kyle_orton_drunk_5.jpg

GJKM :thumbsup:

Maybe I've been to harsh on the kid.

Tombstone RJ
08-26-2009, 03:45 PM
Is that your definition?

Really... it's like "who cares?" I bet that little hotty can suck a golf ball through a garden hose... I bet she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch... I bet she can... what was I saying??

Atlas
08-26-2009, 03:47 PM
Really... it's like "who cares?" I bet that little hotty can suck a golf ball through a garden hose... I bet she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch... I bet she can... what was I saying??

Probably not as good at it as Orton though.

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://campussqueeze.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/orton8-3.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGz0rI1jB8Z0SHeXCgDh30Us_I_PQ

Hotrod
08-26-2009, 03:48 PM
Probably not as good at it as Orton though.

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://campussqueeze.com

Hey that might be a pretty good poll question :rofl:

Tombstone RJ
08-26-2009, 03:52 PM
Probably not as good at it as Orton though.

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://campussqueeze.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/orton8-3.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGz0rI1jB8Z0SHeXCgDh30Us_I_PQ

Maybe Orton was getting a lesson from her? You know, he's all about learning new things... take McD's Spread Offense for example, he's all over that McSchizznick...

errand
08-26-2009, 05:11 PM
Orton sure knows how to party

Yeah, he sure does...which worries me. We don't need anymore "incidents" from emmbers of this team. I remember all the Griese widows crying over Brian getting a freaking DUI...

Willynowei
08-26-2009, 05:12 PM
Its funny because for all we know, despite the way the dude looks, he could still be a freakin pimp... That said, the chick ain't exactly "hot" especially for a Pro-athlete's hookup, but I wouldn't pass on that either.

GoHAM
08-26-2009, 05:19 PM
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FWIW

GoHAM
08-26-2009, 05:24 PM
http://jeffreybrice.com/creepy_kyle.jpg


Another good pic of Kyle.

✡✡ JOSHUA ✡✡
08-26-2009, 05:42 PM
Kyle if you are out there, please send me a PM.

i know some jewish virgins whose wombs have never been tainted. they are my gift to you.

Punisher
08-26-2009, 05:43 PM
Kyle if you are out there, please send me a PM.

i know some jewish virgins whose wombs have never been tainted. they are my gift to you.

:rofl: Oh man LMAO

Orange_Beard
08-26-2009, 05:44 PM
Is that drool?

oubronco
08-26-2009, 05:47 PM
the "squirter"

Hell Yea :approve:

MechanicalBull
08-26-2009, 08:00 PM
http://www.celebridiot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kyle_orton_drunk_5.jpg

GJKM :thumbsup:

I might be dead wrong but is he wearing a shirt of the movie The Last Dragon?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/177/364291260_382a8a1a21.jpg

Atlas
08-26-2009, 09:28 PM
I might be dead wrong but is he wearing a shirt of the movie The Last Dragon?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/177/364291260_382a8a1a21.jpg

It's hard to tell from all the puke that is on his shirt....Just guessing of course.

TheReverend
08-26-2009, 09:45 PM
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FWIW

"He wasn't allowed to have the beard for the wedding... or the reception"

Holy ****! Kyle can grow a full Neckbeard in the span of time it takes to go from the wedding to the reception?!?!?

Now that's a real man.