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ak1971
08-13-2009, 09:41 AM
Does anyone know where I can find a midget stripper in Denver for Friday night? (Im totally serious) PM me
TheReverend
08-13-2009, 09:43 AM
Google?

That's where I find all of mine
Hotrod
08-13-2009, 09:43 AM
Do you mean mental midget or little person midget???
TheReverend
08-13-2009, 09:43 AM
LOL

Found it. Incoming PM dude
ak1971
08-13-2009, 09:44 AM
Google?

That's where I find all of mine

the one I found on Google is in Chicago for the weekend.
TheReverend
08-13-2009, 09:44 AM
Do you mean mental midget or little person midget???

Then they'd all be midgets....
broncocalijohn
08-13-2009, 09:44 AM
Do you mean mental midget or little person midget???

so lex is still in the running?

BTW: This post thread wont be worth crap unless pictures will be involved!
Midget strip poker AK?
TheReverend
08-13-2009, 09:46 AM
the one I found on Google is in Chicago for the weekend.

Was it "Little Lisa"?
Los Broncos
08-13-2009, 09:48 AM
I went to google and found one.

Or you could fly Bridget the midget in.
Beantown Bronco
08-13-2009, 09:49 AM
Was it "Little Lisa"?

Not unless "Little Lisa" is a dude. You know how AK and his friends roll.
DenverBroncosJM
08-13-2009, 09:56 AM
I have no idea why this made me laugh but it did.

Maybe instead of Boob Mojo we can have Midget Mojo?
Bronco Boy
08-13-2009, 09:57 AM
Male or female?
Los Broncos
08-13-2009, 10:07 AM
I have no idea why this made me laugh but it did.

Maybe instead of Boob Mojo we can have Midget Mojo?

Call the thread "Clady's ladies"
kamakazi_kal
08-13-2009, 10:08 AM
this is worthless without pictures.
Tombstone RJ
08-13-2009, 10:08 AM
www.midgstrip.net

It's where all the best midget strippers can be hired.
DenverBrit
08-13-2009, 10:09 AM
Whatever blows your skirt up.


http://www.whatforever.info/podcasts/episodes/imgs/005/fat_midget_stripper.jpg
kamakazi_kal
08-13-2009, 10:11 AM
ahhhhhh dude ..... kidding man.... kidding.
Los Broncos
08-13-2009, 10:14 AM
ahhhhhh dude ..... kidding man.... kidding.

:rofl:
DenverBrit
08-13-2009, 11:10 AM
ahhhhhh dude ..... kidding man.... kidding.

oops, wrong pic. ;D

Better??

http://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/midget-strippers.jpg
ak1971
08-13-2009, 06:40 PM
you know how freaking hard it is to find a midget stripper (or little people as I was told by a dwarf casting agency today)? Think Im going the other way and getting a 300lbs stripper instead....

thanks for the help anyway...nothing to see here move along
lazarus4444
08-13-2009, 06:47 PM
The original post almost made me spit out a mouthful of water all over my keyboard, nice! Love to hear the back story on this one...
oubronco
08-13-2009, 06:48 PM
oops, wrong pic. ;D

Better??

http://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/midget-strippers.jpg

Spider would hit it :spit:
Natedogg
08-13-2009, 07:23 PM
ive been to a bar in pittsburgh where a midget, comes out of his cage every so often and walks along the bar and pours free shots in everyone's mouths. it was great.
Meck77
08-13-2009, 07:58 PM
Dude don't do the fat chick thing. I was at a party once where a couple rolled in. It was funny for about a minute and then....Well it just wasn't. A full hour of pain actually.
Bronco Boy
08-13-2009, 08:18 PM
I was at a bachelor party that had a fat stripper once, and in my drunkenness I laid down on the floor with a dollar draped over my mouth for her to "pick up." I regretted it about 3 seconds later.
TerrElway
08-14-2009, 03:23 PM
Dude. I just don't get it but that's okay different currents float different boats. I'd giggle and think about Hobbits.

I did hear once that midget guys have normal sized wangs so it makes it look like they are hung like a moose.