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Archer81
08-13-2009, 08:51 AM
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/jay-cutler-superstar/


Words cant describe this website...but considering some of you are suffering from your lack of Jay...here you go...

Warning: This site is intended for humorous purposes only.


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bronco militia
08-13-2009, 09:02 AM
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TonyR
08-13-2009, 09:19 AM
The reason for the enthusiasm surrounding Cutler is obvious. The Bears haven't had a good quarterback in a long time. And his arm seems to be fitted with a hydraulic slingshot. But if I might be the fly in the Kool-Aid, let's see what this guy can do in, you know, a real game before we crown him the next Peyton Manning.

DenverBrit
08-13-2009, 09:26 AM
This pic just screams 'caption'.


http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/jay-cutler-superstar/cutler%20urlacher.jpg

Urlacher: "Pu$$y!!!"


Cutler: "B*tch!!"

bronco militia
08-13-2009, 09:32 AM
feel the love!

TheReverend
08-13-2009, 09:33 AM
"Jay Cutler aka 'Shredder'. He will shred your D apart and shred through the winds in Chicago and Green Bay to lead us to victory."

We should loan them Mock's "The Blade"

Master___Pain
08-13-2009, 10:21 AM
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Good effort, but Meck77 needs to mentor that kid on the art of jersey burning

lazarus4444
08-13-2009, 10:28 AM
Awesome video!

TailgateNut
08-13-2009, 10:30 AM
Good effort, but Meck77 needs to mentor that kid on the art of jersey burning

CBF and I did a pretty good job on the Griese Jersey! It's become a ritual in Lot C.:thumbs:

Eldorado
08-13-2009, 11:05 AM
This pic just screams 'caption'.


http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/jay-cutler-superstar/cutler%20urlacher.jpg



Cutler: < effeminateemovoice > "I'm not talking to you until you apologize"< /effeminateemovoice >

Urlacher: "wtf?"

TailgateNut
08-13-2009, 11:10 AM
Cutler: < effeminateemovoice > "I'm not talking to you until you apologize"< /effeminateemovoice >

Urlacher: "wtf?"

:spit: Winner caption contest!:strong:

DarkHorse30
08-13-2009, 11:16 AM
Bears | Cutler would like say in final roster http://www.kffl.com/hotw
Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:27:07 -0700

Bob LeGere, of the Daily Herald, reports Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler said he would like to have input on which players make the final roster. "I think they're definitely going to ask me. If they don't ask me, I'm going to tell them what I think because I've got to be the one throwing to them on game day, and I've got to trust them. But [offensive coordinator Ron Turner] and I have been on the same page since the start of training camp in what guys we wanted to see working in with me and what guys have stepped up and what direction we want to go with this group," Cutler said.

Ha ha ha......maybe Jay wants the tallest WRs so he can lock on to them easier

UberBroncoMan
08-13-2009, 11:52 AM
Bears | Cutler would like say in final roster http://www.kffl.com/hotw
Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:27:07 -0700

Bob LeGere, of the Daily Herald, reports Chicago Bears QB Jay Cutler said he would like to have input on which players make the final roster. "I think they're definitely going to ask me. If they don't ask me, I'm going to tell them what I think because I've got to be the one throwing to them on game day, and I've got to trust them. But [offensive coordinator Ron Turner] and I have been on the same page since the start of training camp in what guys we wanted to see working in with me and what guys have stepped up and what direction we want to go with this group," Cutler said.

Ha ha ha......maybe Jay wants the tallest WRs so he can lock on to them easier

Earl Bennett was one of the happiest people in the world to see Jay traded for this reason.

bronco militia
08-13-2009, 11:54 AM
Earl Bennett was one of the happiest people in the world to see Jay traded for this reason.

I wonder what happens if EB gets cut?

tsiguy96
08-13-2009, 12:05 PM
I wonder what happens if EB gets cut?

they wont, chicago is swinging on his nuts now that cutler is in town. cutler is going to turn a below average WR with approximately zero NFL catches into a 70 catch pro bowler. atleast thats the vibe around chicago..

TailgateNut
08-13-2009, 12:07 PM
they wont, chicago is swinging on his nuts now that cutler is in town. cutler is going to turn a below average WR with approximately zero NFL catches into a 70 catch pro bowler. atleast thats the vibe around chicago..

70 catches, but zero TD's.
:wiggle:

footstepsfrom#27
08-13-2009, 12:08 PM
I wonder what happens if EB gets cut?
Bennet is starting.

Gort
08-13-2009, 12:11 PM
mock him all you want, but jay cutler may be the perfect QB to run the statue of liberty play. he could easily hide the ball behind his double chin. the Broncos better be on the lookout for that in the preseason game. :thanku:

alkemical
08-13-2009, 12:27 PM
[QUOTE=DenverBrit;2503923]This pic just screams 'caption'.


http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/jay-cutler-superstar/cutler%20urlacher.jpg

Sometimes, you just don't feel "fresh"

GreatBronco16
08-13-2009, 01:17 PM
What in the hell are those white patches on their left shoulders suppose to be for?

HooptyHoops
08-13-2009, 01:20 PM
Cutler: < effeminateemovoice > "I'm not talking to you until you apologize"< /effeminateemovoice >

Urlacher: "wtf?"

I still hate that the Bears and Broncos have virtually te same color scheme...Cutler probably just kept is jersey from our previous TC's! I HATE the BEARS!!

Mr. Elway
08-13-2009, 01:32 PM
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/jay-cutler-superstar/cutler%20urlacher.jpg

Cutler: Hey is that Mike Shanahan over there? Thank you Jesus!

TailgateNut
08-13-2009, 01:33 PM
What in the hell are those white patches on their left shoulders suppose to be for?


It's has their names.From R to L : "<-I'm his Bitch","I'm with my Bitch->" .

Cutler4Life
08-13-2009, 01:37 PM
What in the hell are those white patches on their left shoulders suppose to be for?

Well I am betting, that Urlacher's is "Top" and Jay's is "Bottom"

TailgateNut
08-13-2009, 01:38 PM
Well I am betting, that Urlacher's is "Top" and Jay's is "Bottom"



:notworthy

Mr. Elway
08-13-2009, 02:11 PM
Well I am betting, that Urlacher's is "Top" and Jay's is "Bottom"

Hilarious!Jay "Pillowbiter" Cutler. Finally the nickname debate can end !Booya!

Beantown Bronco
08-13-2009, 02:12 PM
What in the hell are those white patches on their left shoulders suppose to be for?

Corporate sponsor patches. Some, but not all teams, started doing that this season during training camps and practices to raise money. This is the first year the league started allowing it.

ElwayMD
08-13-2009, 02:16 PM
[QUOTE=DenverBrit;2503923]This pic just screams 'caption'.


http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/jay-cutler-superstar/cutler%20urlacher.jpg

Sometimes, you just don't feel "fresh"

For being "tough" football players they sure stand like bitches...

Cutler4Life
08-13-2009, 02:18 PM
[QUOTE=amesj523;2504222]

For being "tough" football players they sure stand like b****es...

Don't be ridiculous. I don't stand. I kneel...oh wait, that came umm nevermind. :angel:

Archer81
08-13-2009, 02:23 PM
This pic just screams 'caption'.


http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/jay-cutler-superstar/cutler%20urlacher.jpg


What happens when straight guys realize that while having a three way with a peruvian circus midget, their sacks did in deed touch...


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