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24champ
08-10-2009, 01:40 PM
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McD- "Brian quit smiling and get me a water bottle...now." (thwap!)

Rabb
08-10-2009, 01:43 PM
McD: Wow, you been working out?

Xanders: Ohhhh yeah

Beantown Bronco
08-10-2009, 01:43 PM
X - Josh, check out this insane looking guy in the first row to my right with the dyed hair and "I heart Chris Kuper" sign. :haw!: Should I call security?

JM - Nah, I'll take care of it.

Rabb
08-10-2009, 01:46 PM
McD: So I was on the light rail today and heard...

Los Broncos
08-10-2009, 01:48 PM
"You look a lot like Mike Golic"

c_lazy_r
08-10-2009, 01:51 PM
X-"If I stretch out my shorts like this, can you tell I gotta hardon?"

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gyldenlove
08-10-2009, 01:51 PM
BX - So how long do you have to do that self-flagellation thing?

JM - The dark master said he would appear and let me know when I can stop.

BX - So Belichick will probably tell you when we play the Patriots..

Kaylore
08-10-2009, 01:58 PM
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McD: I can't believe we got two firsts, a third and Orton for a diabetic drunk.

Xanders: All in a days work, my friend!

OABB
08-10-2009, 03:01 PM
JM: John Engelberger dude, JOHN FREAKING ENGELBERGER...

521 1N5
08-10-2009, 03:06 PM
JM: John Engelberger dude, JOHN FREAKING ENGELBERGER...

winner

titan
08-10-2009, 03:26 PM
"I said next year's #2 for Alphonso, not our #1!!!!!"

Dark Helmet
08-10-2009, 03:38 PM
I wonder if Foneco is up for trade?

Mr. Elway
08-10-2009, 03:39 PM
McD: My destruction of the Broncos is nearly complete!
McX: I just farted.

Rabb
08-10-2009, 03:45 PM
McD: You have lex on ignore too?
X: LOLOMGBFF!

P.S. who else thought it said "Captain McD" at first?

521 1N5
08-10-2009, 03:46 PM
McD: My destruction of the Broncos is nearly complete!
McX: I just farted.

loser.

JCMElway
08-10-2009, 03:48 PM
I wonder if Foneco is up for trade?

Bite your Foneco!

Cool Breeze
08-10-2009, 03:50 PM
Josh: Man who has hands in pockets feels cocky

Cool Breeze
08-10-2009, 03:51 PM
You call me McHoodie again and I'll hit you with this biatch!

Cool Breeze
08-10-2009, 03:54 PM
Why are your hands in your pockets and you're looking at that guy in the front row with love in your eye? :haw!:

elsid13
08-10-2009, 03:59 PM
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McDaniels: So do you think we can get work at AT&T store when we get fired?

X: Let me check with Hotrod, I think he got the number.

Mr. Elway
08-10-2009, 04:00 PM
loser.

Who are you, Paula ****ing Abdul or something? Post a caption.

broncosteven
08-10-2009, 04:09 PM
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McD- "Brian quit smiling and get me a water bottle...now." (thwap!)

You know Stalin wasn't really a bad guy, just misunderstood. Anyone would purge his people if they were threatening his authority and ablity to lead his dictatorship, plus he started those kick assed May Day parades...

underrated29
08-10-2009, 04:16 PM
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-- "Do these shorts make my ass look fat?"

Mcd- "MMMmmmm."

-- "How about now, if i tug on my shorts?"

Mcd- "MMMmmmm, i would like to tug on something. Do you like dominatrix?":yayaya:

footstepsfrom#27
08-10-2009, 04:22 PM
"**** me Pat traded WHO? WTF?...now we're really screwed!" ;D

Northman
08-10-2009, 04:29 PM
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JM: Well X, you called it man.

X: What do you mean?

JM: You said that if i tried to Cassell Jay would have a meltdown and force his way out of here.

X: Told you, but isnt it great now? Sunshine, everybody is working and there is no crying.

JM: *Sigh* Yea, this is the life man. This is the life.

Mogulseeker
08-10-2009, 04:36 PM
"That hurts soo good. Hit it again, Josh."

boppool
08-10-2009, 08:26 PM
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McD- "Brian quit smiling and get me a water bottle...now." (thwap!)

McD: Dude, you got a boner?
Brian: Damn... I'm stretching my pants, so no one would notice.

gyldenlove
08-10-2009, 08:43 PM
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JM - So the Bishop says to the altar-boy...

BX - Hehehe, I love clergy molestation humor.

broncosteven
08-10-2009, 08:47 PM
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Is this leash Short enough for Orton?

They did Boo him...

RhymesayersDU
08-10-2009, 08:49 PM
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The few, the proud, the gutless.

/gets the 'Mane in trouble

yerner
08-10-2009, 09:04 PM
Unqualified

HILife
08-11-2009, 06:59 AM
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McD: Sniff...What's that smell?

BX: aaahhh...much better. Now let me just air out my shorts and no one will ever know.

oubronco
08-11-2009, 07:08 AM
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Captain and Taneal

:-*