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DontBeMessin
08-07-2009, 05:38 PM
Yep - I predicted we'd spank you once last season (should have been both games) and I was right. The Oakland Raiders will sweep your sorry team twice this season...

This year since you are going back to the Bronco's of old (crappy) I suggest you realize that your franchise will be horrible forever until you get blessed with another Elway...

If I am wrong - I'll come back and eat crow... As I always do, but as I see now, the mods (when I'm right) decide to MOVE my thread to far off lands even though I've been eating crow here for the past 6 years...

And your member named Spider (aka The Pide Piper) likes to hang out at Cheeseman Park on cool Friday nights in a muscle shirt and Speedo's...

Bronco Rob
08-07-2009, 05:40 PM
correct me if I am wrong...

BUT

The last time chokeland won a Superbowl Michael Jackson was still black.


He had yet to pass George Hamilton on the pigmentation flow-chart.





:afro:

DontBeMessin
08-07-2009, 05:42 PM
Pfft - please...

Bronco Rob
08-07-2009, 05:46 PM
Michael died black - just not black LOOKING!!! Just remember we have a SB appearance in every decade (well, except one... but since we were in 2 one year it rolls over!!) :)


Gotcha...here's a few stats you might enjoy.....


SINCE 1984



Super Bowl Titles

Denver -- 2
Kansas City -- 0
San Diego -- 0
Oakland -- 0


Super Bowl Appearances

Denver -- 5
Oakland -- 1
San Diego -- 1
Kansas City -- 0


AFC Championship Appearances

Denver -- 7
Oakland -- 3
San Diego -- 2
Kansas City -- 1


AFC WEST Division Titles

Denver -- 8
San Diego -- 6
Oakland -- 5
Kansas City -- 4


Playoff Appearances

Denver -- 13
Kansas City -- 10
Oakland -- 8
San Diego -- 7


Winning Seasons

Denver -- 16
Kansas City -- 14
Oakland -- 9
San Diego -- 7




:sunshine:

cutthemdown
08-07-2009, 05:48 PM
Raiders have been epic crap though and Al Davis is crazy and senile. Your first round pick can't catch and your qb is a total bust. If he doesn't break out this yr then even Raider fans will have to realize that.

Your head coach is probably the dumbest coach in the NFL. I mean that call to try and fake kick, pitch to Jano to try and get a first down was the worst call in the history of football.

I mean cmon messin this guy is your coach.

DBroncos4life
08-07-2009, 05:52 PM
how do you sweep a team twice?

Rudeboy
08-07-2009, 05:54 PM
Gotcha...here's a few stats you might enjoy.....


SINCE 1984



Super Bowl Titles

Denver -- 2
Kansas City -- 0
San Diego -- 0
Oakland -- 0


Super Bowl Appearances

Denver -- 5
Oakland -- 1
San Diego -- 1
Kansas City -- 0


AFC Championship Appearances

Denver -- 7
Oakland -- 3
San Diego -- 2
Kansas City -- 1


AFC WEST Division Titles

Denver -- 8
San Diego -- 6
Oakland -- 5
Kansas City -- 4


Playoff Appearances

Denver -- 13
Kansas City -- 10
Oakland -- 8
San Diego -- 7


Winning Seasons

Denver -- 16
Kansas City -- 14
Oakland -- 9
San Diego -- 7




:sunshine:


LOL

End of thread. REP!

Baba Booey
08-07-2009, 05:56 PM
You have 500 posts on an opposing team's message board. Go get laid.

Bronco Rob
08-07-2009, 05:59 PM
how do you sweep a team twice?


It's called NuMath the same numath chokeland used to sign Tommy Kelly to an NFL-record seven-year, $50.5 million contract. A little over $18 million is guaranteed.



Hilarious!

broncos-rock
08-07-2009, 05:59 PM
I thought this was an s&m thread for a second!

broncocalijohn
08-07-2009, 06:01 PM
Is it August already? The only hope Raider fans have had twice since 84. You are officially in first place at a .500 record. Congrats Messin. Some day you will be smart enough to bail out on this mess of a franchise. If you think I mean when Al dies, no. He will never die. He is the evil side of Yoda and will live to 968. Wrinkly old bag.

Baba Booey
08-07-2009, 06:02 PM
I thought this was an s&m thread for a second!

I was hoping for a babe thread but was sorely disappointed.

meangene
08-07-2009, 06:04 PM
Really. I'm not into the whole spanking thing myself - definitely not with a bunch of dudes.

maher_tyler
08-07-2009, 06:05 PM
Where is the "not this **** again" pic when you need it...

Sassy
08-07-2009, 06:06 PM
Third best SB ever...Tampa Bay Vs. the Fade!

missingnumber7
08-07-2009, 06:09 PM
You mean this one?

DBroncos4life
08-07-2009, 06:11 PM
I thought this was an s&m thread for a second!

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9058/raidertime.jpg (http://img6.imageshack.us/i/raidertime.jpg/)
its prison lovin...

meangene
08-07-2009, 06:12 PM
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Gcver2ver3
08-07-2009, 06:17 PM
first all the cutler threads...

and now a troll...

man i wish the season would hurry up and get here...

maher_tyler
08-07-2009, 06:20 PM
You mean this one?

:rofl:

loborugger
08-07-2009, 06:27 PM
Now all we need is for RR to show up for his annual pre-season declaration and training camp will be complete.

gunns
08-07-2009, 06:32 PM
first all the cutler threads...

and now a troll...

man i wish the season would hurry up and get here...

This is okay. It means the season is getting very close. The Raider fan comes over, pounds his chest, and leaves until next season. It's the thrill of his life, that and the Raiders SB last year (the win over the Broncos). The village (Oakland) is missing it's idiot....wait, how do they know which one is the idiot?

snowspot66
08-07-2009, 06:32 PM
Should have been twice? Do you remember that first game?

missingnumber7
08-07-2009, 06:35 PM
:rofl:

I like this one better

DontBeMessin
08-10-2009, 07:12 AM
Gotcha...here's a few stats you might enjoy.....


[size=3]SINCE 1984



I like how you pick AFTER 1984 - why not go back to 1980? I will let you go through from 1980 to present... Then you can post that!! Oh and LOVE that Superbowl win percentage - something to be proud of!!


You have 500 posts on an opposing team's message board. Go get laid.
Since 2003... That's roughly .75 post per day... Get an education!


IS SPIDER ON THE ROAD AGAIN? Or meeting Meck at Cheeseman Park? :thumbsup::rofl::thumbsup:

Meck77
08-10-2009, 07:14 AM
So the mane still has one raider fan left. Thought they were extinct.

Br0nc0Buster
08-10-2009, 07:21 AM
how do you sweep a team twice?

Since the Raiders suck every year Goodell said that every win they get counts as 2 wins

TailgateNut
08-10-2009, 07:23 AM
So the mane still has one raider fan left. Thought they were extinct.


No, there's still a few left. You can find them at the Museum of ancient artifacts, along with their Dusty Lombardi's

Ramathorn
08-10-2009, 07:27 AM
You have 500 posts on an opposing team's message board. Go get laid.

he cant. His moms on the rag.

missingnumber7
08-10-2009, 08:02 AM
So the mane still has one raider fan left. Thought they were extinct.

Naw...the line for computers at the unemployment office is so long they can't just surf the net there anymore.

underrated29
08-10-2009, 08:10 AM
Yep - I predicted we'd spank you once last season (should have been both games) and I was right. The Oakland Raiders will sweep your sorry team twice this season...

This year since you are going back to the Bronco's of old (crappy) I suggest you realize that your franchise will be horrible forever until you get blessed with another Elway...

If I am wrong - I'll come back and eat crow... As I always do, but as I see now, the mods (when I'm right) decide to MOVE my thread to far off lands even though I've been eating crow here for the past 6 years...

And your member named Spider (aka The Pide Piper) likes to hang out at Cheeseman Park on cool Friday nights in a muscle shirt and Speedo's...


well holy hell and phuk me running. I saw this thread title and was going to ask you if you think LT will have a big year or not. I open up the thread and find out its a raider fan talking smack......ROFL!ROFL!

Where do you guys come from?


And how do you not understand even after we fire our coach, totally scrap and revamp our roster, ditch our stud QB, and get the harderst schedule known to man that you guys still can not beat us, let alone scrum up more than 4 wins.

If i was you instead of wasting my time here, or being a faider fan, i would figure out how to give good old al a heart attack. Just might help your team a little.:wave:

Merlin
08-10-2009, 08:36 AM
Since 2003... That's roughly .75 post per day... Get an education!
They do grow them stupid in your part of the world, don't they. First you have a double sweep in a season ??? and now you fail at basic math. 2003-2009 is 6 years, but we will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you joined at the end of the yr. So, 5.5 yrs * 365 = 2007.5. That means you average 0.25 posts per day. Even if you only count from Aug to Jan, and you don't include this season (it is only starting) and the first yr (we assume you joined in Dec) you still avg about 0.5 posts a day (5 half yrs which totals 365/2*5= 912.5 days, leading to roughly 0.55 per day).

That being said, the Broncs may fight you for the cellar this yr.

listopencil
08-10-2009, 08:36 AM
You Will Suffer Humiliation When The Sports Team From My Area Defeats The Sports Team From Your Area

As you can see from the calendar, the game is coming up soon. I'm sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your team is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.

On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way.

When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance.

I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.

Underscoring your team's inferiority is its choice of colors. It is ludicrous to believe that your team's colors inspire either respect or fear. Instead, they appear to have been chosen by someone who is colorblind or, perhaps, bereft of sight altogether. The colors for my team, on the other hand, are aesthetically pleasing when placed in proximity to one another. They are a superior color combination in every way.

While we are on the subject of aesthetics, let us compare the respective facilities in which our teams play. While my team's edifice is blessed with architectural splendor and the most modern of amenities, yours is a thoroughly unpleasant place in which to watch a sporting contest. I know of what I speak, for I once attended a game between our respective teams in your facility. Let's just say the experience left me wishing that my car was inoperable that day due to mechanical problems, rendering it impossible for me to get to your area to attend the game.

If you need another reason why the sporting franchise representing my area is superior, look no further than the supporters for the two sides. Not only are the supporters of the team from my region more spirited, but they are also more intelligent and of finer breeding than you and the rest of your ilk. In addition, the female supporters of the team from my area possess more attractive countenances and figures than yours. Some of the women from my side that I have observed could make a living by posing for pictures for major men's magazines. The women who cheer for your team, I'm afraid, are far too unattractive to do so.

One of the more pathetic aspects of the team from your area is the fact that only people in your immediate area possess an affinity for it. By means of contrast, the team from my area inspires loyalty and affection in individuals who live in many other geographic locations.

To illustrate this point, let me tell a brief story: Recently, I was on vacation in an area of the country far away from my own, and I saw many individuals wearing items of clothing that bore the insignia of my team. I approached one such individual and asked him if he originated from my area. He said no, explaining that he simply liked the team from my area and had for many years. Interestingly enough, during this trip, I saw no clothing or other paraphernalia bearing the insignia of your team.

Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.

The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.

Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.

Tombstone RJ
08-10-2009, 08:44 AM
I'm sure all faider fans are happy to see Shanny go. However, I seriously doubt the faiders are gonna be better than the Broncos.

broncswin
08-10-2009, 08:58 AM
Hey DontBeMessinYOURPANTS, I heard you guys were gonna fill a team this year over there in Jokeland, it is programmed after The View: a bunch of washout bit*hes and their fat a$$ leader(Mr. Cheeseburger your QB). By the way your mom still letting you use her makeup and shoulder pads for your game of B*tch dress up every Sunday.

Go home and practice your xbox, cause that is the only way the FAG FAIDERS are gonna beat Denver!! Oh ya and have a nice day.

Orange_Beard
08-10-2009, 09:03 AM
Pfft - please...

You had to edit this?

Irish Stout
08-10-2009, 09:52 AM
I always thought Don'tBeMessin showed up right before the Broncos v. Raiders game for his smack talk. Guess he's a little anxious this year.... I mean, it has been about 7 years since the Raiders actually fielded a football team. I'd be anxious too, but I'm not sold they've got anything put together this year either.

Raidersbane
08-10-2009, 10:14 AM
To illustrate this point, let me tell a brief story: Recently, I was on vacation in an area of the country far away from my own, and I saw many individuals wearing items of clothing that bore the insignia of my team. I approached one such individual and asked him if he originated from my area. He said no, explaining that he simply liked the team from my area and had for many years. Interestingly enough, during this trip, I saw no clothing or other paraphernalia bearing the insignia of your team.
So you were touring prisons and biker gang club houses across the country in order to visit friends and family.......

underrated29
08-10-2009, 10:22 AM
So you were touring prisons and biker gang club houses across the country in order to visit friends and family.......



sounds like Oakland to me...

Rock Chalk
08-10-2009, 10:46 AM
I thought DontBeMessin was a girl.

DarkHorse
08-10-2009, 11:07 AM
How's that overpaid rookie wideout doing?

gyldenlove
08-10-2009, 11:13 AM
How's that overpaid rookie wideout doing?

He is dropping all the poorly thrown passes coming his way from that overpaid sophomore QB.

Between DHB, Mcfadden, Walker and Russell there may never have been a team in the world that has paid so much money for so little performance. This rivals the Islanders huge Yashin contract and the Red Wings Uwe Krupp contract.

broncosteven
08-10-2009, 11:54 AM
Yep - I predicted we'd spank you once last season (should have been both games) and I was right. The Oakland Raiders will sweep your sorry team twice this season...

......

Oakland didn't show up for the 1st game of the year. Really the only game that our D was a D last year.

I just hope that Orton can pull off a game like that a couple times this year.

CoopDawg
08-10-2009, 12:06 PM
It will be interesting to see how this rivalry adapts to the new leadership in Denver. We all know how much pride Shanny took in smoking the Raiders twice a year as a personal slight against his former employer Al Davis. Hopefully the veterans on our squad and McDaniels can keep the fire burning, nothing worse than losing to the Raiders. When was the last time Oakland swept the season series?

DarkHorse
08-10-2009, 12:06 PM
He is dropping all the poorly thrown passes coming his way from that overpaid, overweight sophomore QB.

Between DHB, Mcfadden, Walker and Russell there may never have been a team in the world that has paid so much money for so little performance. This rivals the Islanders huge Yashin contract and the Red Wings Uwe Krupp contract.

Fixed

:thumbs:

MileHighMagic
08-10-2009, 12:12 PM
Between DHB, Mcfadden, Walker and Russell there may never have been a team in the world that has paid so much money for so little performance.

Tommie Kelly, Javon Walker, etc...

DarkHorse
08-10-2009, 12:14 PM
Tommie Kelly, Javon Walker, etc...

DeAngelo Hall experiment.....

Peoples Champ
08-10-2009, 12:31 PM
DeAngelo Hall experiment.....


OH ya I forgot about DeAngelo Hall, that guy was supposed to be good. Instead he ended up getting torched by a rookie reciever named Eddie Royal. Is Hall even in the league still?

DHallblows
08-10-2009, 10:54 PM
OH ya I forgot about DeAngelo Hall, that guy was supposed to be good. Instead he ended up getting torched by a rookie reciever named Eddie Royal. Is Hall even in the league still?

WHAT?!?! DeAngelo Hall is a quality DB!!! Easily one of my top 3 favorite players...

Mr.Meanie
08-10-2009, 11:28 PM
You Will Suffer Humiliation When The Sports Team From My Area Defeats The Sports Team From Your Area

As you can see from the calendar, the game is coming up soon. I'm sure you are as excited for it as I am, as our cities are rivals and have been for quite some time. Your confidence in your team is high, but rest assured, you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area.

On numerous occasions, you have expressed the conviction that your area's sports team will be victorious. I must admit that every time I hear you make this proclamation, I react with both laughter and disbelief. "Ha!" I say to myself with laughter. "What?!" I say to myself in disbelief. How could you believe that your sports team could beat my sports team? It is clear that yours is inferior in every way.

When the sporting contest begins, the players on your team will be treated as though they are inconsequential. It will be remarkably easy for my team to accumulate more points than yours. There are many reasons for this, starting with the inferior physical attributes of the players representing your area. Strength, speed, and agility are just three of the qualities that the players on the team from your area lack. The players representing my area, on the other hand, have these traits in abundance.

I would not be a bit surprised if the individuals on the team from your area were sexually attracted to members of their own gender. That is how ineffective they are on the field of battle.

Underscoring your team's inferiority is its choice of colors. It is ludicrous to believe that your team's colors inspire either respect or fear. Instead, they appear to have been chosen by someone who is colorblind or, perhaps, bereft of sight altogether. The colors for my team, on the other hand, are aesthetically pleasing when placed in proximity to one another. They are a superior color combination in every way.

While we are on the subject of aesthetics, let us compare the respective facilities in which our teams play. While my team's edifice is blessed with architectural splendor and the most modern of amenities, yours is a thoroughly unpleasant place in which to watch a sporting contest. I know of what I speak, for I once attended a game between our respective teams in your facility. Let's just say the experience left me wishing that my car was inoperable that day due to mechanical problems, rendering it impossible for me to get to your area to attend the game.

If you need another reason why the sporting franchise representing my area is superior, look no further than the supporters for the two sides. Not only are the supporters of the team from my region more spirited, but they are also more intelligent and of finer breeding than you and the rest of your ilk. In addition, the female supporters of the team from my area possess more attractive countenances and figures than yours. Some of the women from my side that I have observed could make a living by posing for pictures for major men's magazines. The women who cheer for your team, I'm afraid, are far too unattractive to do so.

One of the more pathetic aspects of the team from your area is the fact that only people in your immediate area possess an affinity for it. By means of contrast, the team from my area inspires loyalty and affection in individuals who live in many other geographic locations.

To illustrate this point, let me tell a brief story: Recently, I was on vacation in an area of the country far away from my own, and I saw many individuals wearing items of clothing that bore the insignia of my team. I approached one such individual and asked him if he originated from my area. He said no, explaining that he simply liked the team from my area and had for many years. Interestingly enough, during this trip, I saw no clothing or other paraphernalia bearing the insignia of your team.

Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.

The day of the game will soon be at hand. And no matter how hard you pray to a higher power or how many foam accoutrements you wear in support of the team from your area, your team will be defeated. We will win and you will lose. This is your fate.

Prepare for humiliation. It shall be upon you at the designated hour.

Maybe its just the bourbon, but that had me in stitches Ha!

Hulamau
08-11-2009, 01:37 AM
how do you sweep a team twice?

Only in Chokeland logic! :twokisses

Might as well rename this clown 'Chief Loves Eatin' Crow'

ZONA
08-11-2009, 03:18 AM
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