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lex
07-30-2009, 02:43 PM
Does anyone want to guess what Jay is doing right now?

SureShot
07-30-2009, 02:44 PM
Drinking a gin and tonic out of an infant's skull.

SouthStndJunkie
07-30-2009, 02:48 PM
Right now, Jay is not beholding the sword of Urlacher.

_Oro_
07-30-2009, 02:50 PM
Playing God of War.

Boobs McGee
07-30-2009, 02:52 PM
wondering why you're off your meds again

tsiguy96
07-30-2009, 02:52 PM
Drinking a gin and tonic out of an infant's skull.

winner.

broncofan2438
07-30-2009, 02:57 PM
He and his coach are trying to come up with a good enough excuse as to "why he wont make it to the August 30th game in Denver". Cutler knows he is gonna get lit up

CoopDawg
07-30-2009, 03:06 PM
Right now Jay is working hard to learn the new playbook. :spit:

http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jay_cutler_drunk_2-copy.jpg

BroncoMan4ever
07-30-2009, 03:14 PM
He and his coach are trying to come up with a good enough excuse as to "why he wont make it to the August 30th game in Denver". Cutler knows he is gonna get lit up

3rd preseason game too. the game where the starters will play at least the entire 1st half, it had to be fate that it would be between Denver and Chicago.

How great will it be to see Ayers and Smith, the picks we got in exchange for Cutler make his life hell that day?

PRBronco
07-30-2009, 03:20 PM
Trying to find something to complain about, while not maintaining a healthy blood sugar level.

And btw BM4ever, the other first rounder we got for him hasn't been used yet :)

Los Broncos
07-30-2009, 03:27 PM
Thinking about how to get Marshall to Chi town?

Spider
07-30-2009, 03:30 PM
Does anyone want to guess what Jay is doing right now?

thinking of you .........

broncofan2438
07-30-2009, 03:32 PM
3rd preseason game too. the game where the starters will play at least the entire 1st half, it had to be fate that it would be between Denver and Chicago.

How great will it be to see Ayers and Smith, the picks we got in exchange for Cutler make his life hell that day?

Oh, its going to be great to watch in person! I'll be there booing him and cheering on our Defense

Chris
07-30-2009, 05:01 PM
putting on the lipstick.

bronco610
07-30-2009, 05:13 PM
Does anyone want to guess what Jay is doing right now?

Giving bus cook a BJ for getting him out of town.

Good Riddance !!!!

BroncoMan4ever
07-30-2009, 05:22 PM
Trying to find something to complain about, while not maintaining a healthy blood sugar level.

And btw BM4ever, the other first rounder we got for him hasn't been used yet :)

i forgot that, thanks for the nitpicking....lol

BroncoMan4ever
07-30-2009, 05:24 PM
Oh, its going to be great to watch in person! I'll be there booing him and cheering on our Defense

you lucky bastard

521 1N5
07-30-2009, 06:06 PM
Most those pics are of Jay with his eyes closed. I mean yeah I know he parties...But people posted those pics when they first came out like he was completely hammered- Dude just had his eyes closed.

TonyR
08-13-2009, 05:46 AM
Here's what he's doing: making roster decisions in Chi. What a ****ing idiot.


Cutler wants say in final roster
Posted by Mike Florio on August 13, 2009 8:22 AM ET

And so as the last quarterback who mistakenly believed that his job duties included the functions of a General Manager fades (we think) into the Mississippi sunset, a new candidate for player-executive emerges.

Jay Cutler.

Cutler, per the Arlington Daily Herald, intends to give his input on the team's final roster.

"I think they're definitely going to ask me," Cuter said. "If they don't ask me, I'm going to tell them what I think because I've got to be the one throwing to them on game day, and I've got to trust them."

Look, the extent to which the starting quarterback and his receivers work together has to be a significant factor in shaping the depth chart. But there's a line, somewhere, that the quarterback shouldn't try to cross.

Publicly indicating that he intends to chime in on who should stay and who should go probably is on the other side of that line.

And if the Bears don't nip this in the bud, it won't stop with Cutler telling the media that he plans to tell the coaches which guys should be turning in their playbooks. What if they keep someone he doesn't want? Will Cutler make his feelings known outside the organization?

Or what if Cutler isn't happy with the offseason decisions that the franchise is making? Will he make like Lord Favre (and, to a certain extent, Donovan McNabb) and make his displeasure known?

Caveat emptor, Chicago. We know you wanted him, but just how closely were the powers that be paying attention to how this guy was behaving as he was trying to get out of Denver?

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/08/13/cutler-wants-say-in-final-roster/

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=313503&src=148

Man-Goblin
08-13-2009, 06:11 AM
Here's what he's doing: making roster decisions in Chi. What a ****ing idiot.


Cutler wants say in final roster
Posted by Mike Florio on August 13, 2009 8:22 AM ET

And so as the last quarterback who mistakenly believed that his job duties included the functions of a General Manager fades (we think) into the Mississippi sunset, a new candidate for player-executive emerges.

Jay Cutler.

Cutler, per the Arlington Daily Herald, intends to give his input on the team's final roster.

"I think they're definitely going to ask me," Cuter said. "If they don't ask me, I'm going to tell them what I think because I've got to be the one throwing to them on game day, and I've got to trust them."

Look, the extent to which the starting quarterback and his receivers work together has to be a significant factor in shaping the depth chart. But there's a line, somewhere, that the quarterback shouldn't try to cross.

Publicly indicating that he intends to chime in on who should stay and who should go probably is on the other side of that line.

And if the Bears don't nip this in the bud, it won't stop with Cutler telling the media that he plans to tell the coaches which guys should be turning in their playbooks. What if they keep someone he doesn't want? Will Cutler make his feelings known outside the organization?

Or what if Cutler isn't happy with the offseason decisions that the franchise is making? Will he make like Lord Favre (and, to a certain extent, Donovan McNabb) and make his displeasure known?

Caveat emptor, Chicago. We know you wanted him, but just how closely were the powers that be paying attention to how this guy was behaving as he was trying to get out of Denver?

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/08/13/cutler-wants-say-in-final-roster/

:D Hey, Jay, there's a reason why they don't let players make personnel decisions; they jusssssst might have more of a tendancy to let personal relationships factor in.

Well, that and it ain't their freaking job.

c_lazy_r
08-13-2009, 06:26 AM
Here's what he's doing: making roster decisions in Chi. What a ****ing idiot.


Cutler wants say in final roster
Posted by Mike Florio on August 13, 2009 8:22 AM ET

And so as the last quarterback who mistakenly believed that his job duties included the functions of a General Manager fades (we think) into the Mississippi sunset, a new candidate for player-executive emerges.

Jay Cutler.

Cutler, per the Arlington Daily Herald, intends to give his input on the team's final roster.

"I think they're definitely going to ask me," Cuter said. "If they don't ask me, I'm going to tell them what I think because I've got to be the one throwing to them on game day, and I've got to trust them."

Look, the extent to which the starting quarterback and his receivers work together has to be a significant factor in shaping the depth chart. But there's a line, somewhere, that the quarterback shouldn't try to cross.

Publicly indicating that he intends to chime in on who should stay and who should go probably is on the other side of that line.

And if the Bears don't nip this in the bud, it won't stop with Cutler telling the media that he plans to tell the coaches which guys should be turning in their playbooks. What if they keep someone he doesn't want? Will Cutler make his feelings known outside the organization?

Or what if Cutler isn't happy with the offseason decisions that the franchise is making? Will he make like Lord Favre (and, to a certain extent, Donovan McNabb) and make his displeasure known?

Caveat emptor, Chicago. We know you wanted him, but just how closely were the powers that be paying attention to how this guy was behaving as he was trying to get out of Denver?

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/08/13/cutler-wants-say-in-final-roster/

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=313503&src=148



What a guy...

:hitself:

bronclvr
08-13-2009, 06:31 AM
I absolutely LOVE this story-it's kind of funny that Cutler's idiosyncrasies are finally coming to light, and, as much as I am blown away by his idiocy, I, like most of you didn't want to see him go.

Somehow Shanahan kept this side of Cutler away from the Media. The lockeroom shenanigans, lack of respect for some of his team mates, aloofness (some call it arrogance), and the way he left Denver are really beginning to show a person who really doesn't have a clue. I'm glad we didn't get to see this side of Jay while he was here. Maybe McDaniels knew more than we thought-

Good luck jackass, we'll see you on the other side-

TheElusiveKyleOrton
08-13-2009, 06:49 AM
It puts the lotion in the basket.

DenverBrit
08-13-2009, 06:51 AM
Now we know why Cutler didn't return the owner's phone calls.

JC thought HE was the owner. ;D

TheElusiveKyleOrton
08-13-2009, 06:55 AM
Here's what he's doing: making roster decisions in Chi. What a ****ing idiot.


Cutler wants say in final roster
Posted by Mike Florio on August 13, 2009 8:22 AM ET

And so as the last quarterback who mistakenly believed that his job duties included the functions of a General Manager fades (we think) into the Mississippi sunset, a new candidate for player-executive emerges.

Jay Cutler.

Cutler, per the Arlington Daily Herald, intends to give his input on the team's final roster.

"I think they're definitely going to ask me," Cuter said. "If they don't ask me, I'm going to tell them what I think because I've got to be the one throwing to them on game day, and I've got to trust them."

Look, the extent to which the starting quarterback and his receivers work together has to be a significant factor in shaping the depth chart. But there's a line, somewhere, that the quarterback shouldn't try to cross.

Publicly indicating that he intends to chime in on who should stay and who should go probably is on the other side of that line.

And if the Bears don't nip this in the bud, it won't stop with Cutler telling the media that he plans to tell the coaches which guys should be turning in their playbooks. What if they keep someone he doesn't want? Will Cutler make his feelings known outside the organization?

Or what if Cutler isn't happy with the offseason decisions that the franchise is making? Will he make like Lord Favre (and, to a certain extent, Donovan McNabb) and make his displeasure known?

Caveat emptor, Chicago. We know you wanted him, but just how closely were the powers that be paying attention to how this guy was behaving as he was trying to get out of Denver?

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/08/13/cutler-wants-say-in-final-roster/

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=313503&src=148

Wow.

I'm sure it's just the media taking it out of context and blowing it out of proportion (/shakes fist at cloud), but when is he going to learn to keep his trap shut? I mean, since the media (/shakes fist at cloud) is MAKING him say these things, you'd think he'd just stop answering.

What a Schrutebag.

"Naw, really guys, you know, I just wanted, you know, to say that, you know, I think that, you know, I want some guys, you know, and some others, you know, I don't want, you know?"

Mr.Meanie
08-13-2009, 07:07 AM
I think elite QB's do have some some input as far as offensive players kept, but there are some things you just don't go running your mouth off to the media about - ESPECIALLY if the general perception is that you are a prima donna. Jay needs to get himself a agent or advisor or both. Ha!

Dr. Broncenstein
08-13-2009, 07:14 AM
Most people jerk off to porn, Lex... but whatever floats your boat.

~Crash~
08-13-2009, 07:17 AM
Most people jerk off to porn, Lex... but whatever floats your boat.

thanks for the chuckle....:sunshine:

Archer81
08-13-2009, 07:36 AM
What is Cutler doing now...

Considering as I write this its 9:34 in the AM in Illinois land...he is probably at TC surrounded by naked women sitting on a throne made of the bones of his enemies while getting small sweet pickles thrown at him from a worshipful Chicago fan base.

Thats my guess.

:Broncos:

DenverBrit
08-13-2009, 07:42 AM
Sniff!! Does anyone want to guess what Jay is doing right now?

Hang in there.


http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q225/jus_anotha_face06/Broken_Heart.jpg

TailgateNut
08-13-2009, 07:44 AM
I figured he would be in Atlanta giving the judge presiding ove BM's (Bowel movement's) case a BJ.
I'm sure the one douche misses the other douche.

lex
08-13-2009, 08:07 AM
I figured he would be in Atlanta giving the judge presiding ove BM's (Bowel movement's) case a BJ.
I'm sure the one douche misses the other douche.

But Im sure both of them miss TailgateOvary.

TailgateNut
08-13-2009, 08:16 AM
But Im sure both of them miss TailgateOvary.

Considering your location and your love for BM and the Crybaby and your hate for Bowlen, have you considered becoming a bears fan? You really should. Then you can wish for losses after the first half of the season. The Bears may want to draft a QB next year.

lex
08-13-2009, 08:17 AM
Considering your location and your love for BM and the Crybaby and your hate for Bowlen, have you considered becoming a bears fan? You really should. Then you can wish for losses after the first half of the season. The Bears may want to draft a QB next year.

Your response is uninformed, TailgateOvary.

Hulamau
08-13-2009, 08:18 AM
Here's what he's doing: making roster decisions in Chi. What a ****ing idiot.


Cutler wants say in final roster
Posted by Mike Florio on August 13, 2009 8:22 AM ET

And so as the last quarterback who mistakenly believed that his job duties included the functions of a General Manager fades (we think) into the Mississippi sunset, a new candidate for player-executive emerges.

Jay Cutler.

Cutler, per the Arlington Daily Herald, intends to give his input on the team's final roster.

"I think they're definitely going to ask me," Cuter said. "If they don't ask me, I'm going to tell them what I think because I've got to be the one throwing to them on game day, and I've got to trust them."

Look, the extent to which the starting quarterback and his receivers work together has to be a significant factor in shaping the depth chart. But there's a line, somewhere, that the quarterback shouldn't try to cross.

Publicly indicating that he intends to chime in on who should stay and who should go probably is on the other side of that line.

And if the Bears don't nip this in the bud, it won't stop with Cutler telling the media that he plans to tell the coaches which guys should be turning in their playbooks. What if they keep someone he doesn't want? Will Cutler make his feelings known outside the organization?

Or what if Cutler isn't happy with the offseason decisions that the franchise is making? Will he make like Lord Favre (and, to a certain extent, Donovan McNabb) and make his displeasure known?

Caveat emptor, Chicago. We know you wanted him, but just how closely were the powers that be paying attention to how this guy was behaving as he was trying to get out of Denver?

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/08/13/cutler-wants-say-in-final-roster/

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=313503&src=148

Classic Narcissist :peace:

Denver Crush
08-13-2009, 09:29 AM
Does anyone want to guess what Jay is doing right now?


put your dick away Hilarious!

TailgateNut
08-13-2009, 09:34 AM
put your dick away Hilarious!


His transgender operation was a success?

Dr. Broncenstein
08-13-2009, 10:31 AM
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A song for Lex and his aching heart...

Meck77
08-18-2009, 10:01 PM
Does anyone want to guess what Jay is doing right now?

Great thread!

Atlas
08-18-2009, 10:05 PM
3rd preseason game too. the game where the starters will play at least the entire 1st half, it had to be fate that it would be between Denver and Chicago.

How great will it be to see Ayers and Smith, the picks we got in exchange for Cutler make his life hell that day?

LOL.. for some reason I don't think Cutler is scared of Ayers or Smith...Hilarious!

Wes Mantooth
08-18-2009, 10:34 PM
Playing God of War.

That is Jay of War.

Wes Mantooth
08-18-2009, 10:36 PM
put Jay's dick away Hilarious!

fixed.

Meck77
08-19-2009, 06:57 AM
Espn just reported he had toast, two eggs, and a shot of jager! I can't get enough Jay news!

Peoples Champ
08-19-2009, 07:07 AM
Oh, its going to be great to watch in person! I'll be there booing him and cheering on our Defense



That should be some of the loudest Booing that Invesco field has ever heard.

TailgateNut
08-19-2009, 07:13 AM
That should be some of the loudest Booing that Invesco field has ever heard.


Not really. It will be drowned out by the "SLURPING SOUNDS" made by the Jay nuthuggers.;D