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Pseudofool
07-30-2009, 01:04 PM
JaMarcus Russell reports to camp out of shape


Russell
JaMarcus Russell admitted Thursday that he didn't report to Raiders training camp in ideal physical condition.
Will this guy ever get it? "I'm probably a little heavy," Russell acknowledged. "But I'm not 300 pounds like you all said last year." That's too bad, because the Raiders needed a left tackle to protect Jeff Garcia's blind side. Jul. 30 - 3:25 pm et
Source: Jerry McDonald on Twitter

http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_main.aspx?sport=NFL&hl=146685&id=4154

bfoflcommish
07-30-2009, 01:06 PM
That's too bad, because the Raiders needed a left tackle to protect Jeff Garcia's blind side



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

521 1N5
07-30-2009, 01:06 PM
Awesome. What an idiot.

Captain 'Dre
07-30-2009, 01:08 PM
Al Davis does an amazing job of finding guys with no work ethic or discipline! Ha!

SouthStndJunkie
07-30-2009, 01:13 PM
Hey, hey, hey.

Traveler
07-30-2009, 01:14 PM
Hey, hey, hey.

That was funny!:giggle::rofl::thumbsup:

broncofan7
07-30-2009, 01:16 PM
Did anyone really predict Jabba-rcus Russell to have a successful career besides senile Al?

broncofan2438
07-30-2009, 01:16 PM
Same story every year with this guy. Garcia will probably start and Russell will be eating burgers on the bench

Traveler
07-30-2009, 01:21 PM
Hey, hey, hey.

It's Fat Albert...

Los Broncos
07-30-2009, 01:24 PM
Hey Kool Aid!

El Guapo
07-30-2009, 01:30 PM
Vick will be a perfect fit.

Man-Goblin
07-30-2009, 01:35 PM
He's fat and dumb. Great #1 overall selection.

Hogan11
07-30-2009, 01:40 PM
Where's that photoshop from a season or two ago where he looked huge....that was hilarious, he probably actually looks like that now.

Man-Goblin
07-30-2009, 01:41 PM
Where's that photoshop from a season or two ago where he looked huge....that was hilarious, he probably actually looks like that now.

http://www.allfootball247.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jamarcus2.png

Hogan11
07-30-2009, 01:42 PM
http://www.allfootball247.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jamarcus2.png

There it is!! Awesome :rofl:

DomCasual
07-30-2009, 01:44 PM
Some people are just not very smart. Fortunately, I'm sure there are lots of careers in which this clown can make seven figures.

BroncoBuff
07-30-2009, 01:49 PM
That's too bad, because the Raiders needed a left tackle to protect Jeff Garcia's blind side

That's funny right there ...

Fade should probably sign Mike Vick ... they need somebody to distract the defense away from Tubby there.

UberBroncoMan
07-30-2009, 02:05 PM
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/926/fatguyjk4.jpg

Was it this one?

Hogan11
07-30-2009, 02:07 PM
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/926/fatguyjk4.jpg

Was it this one?

Nah, that's originally a pic of Prince Fielder

BMarsh615
07-30-2009, 02:08 PM
http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/marcusjamarcus.bmp

_Oro_
07-30-2009, 02:41 PM
lol

BabyTO
07-30-2009, 02:42 PM
He looks like Jake Lamotta in The Raging Bull after he retired.

CoopDawg
07-30-2009, 03:10 PM
He may be fat and worthless, but he can throw a ball sixty yards sitting on the couch.

JJJ
07-30-2009, 03:37 PM
I doubt Merriman will have any trouble homing in on that battleship in week 1.

Man-Goblin
07-30-2009, 07:09 PM
http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jamarcusbling.bmp

bronco_boi_5280
07-30-2009, 07:20 PM
Fat!

Lev Vyvanse
07-30-2009, 07:23 PM
lol
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=24588&stc=1&d=1248990083
Holy****, does he know who the father is?

_Oro_
07-30-2009, 07:51 PM
#80's in awe.

Don Flamenco
07-30-2009, 08:05 PM
Yes! Mcdaniels rules!

OABB
07-30-2009, 08:07 PM
can he really throw it 60 yards on his knees? or was that video just his b****tiits covering his feet?

Captain 'Dre
08-02-2009, 06:49 AM
He may be fat and worthless, but he can throw a ball sixty yards sitting on the couch.

The Raiders are currently petitioning the league for permisson to have Russell take snaps while sitting in a La-Z-Boy in the shotgun formation. :~ohyah!:

Orange_Beard
08-02-2009, 06:53 AM
Jarvis Moss is to skinny, Russell is to fat.

Is there any way to melt them into one player?

Miss I.
08-02-2009, 07:00 AM
Jarvis Moss is to skinny, Russell is to fat.

Is there any way to melt them into one player?

Well Russell could eat Moss, that would melt them together technically. ;D

Dr. Broncenstein
08-02-2009, 07:37 AM
http://item.slide.com/r/1/31/i/9Nt58OL37z9Rkr-d8lPa7kS308y4JuNu/

Jamarcus has a mobility problem. I'm here to help.

DeuceOfClub
08-02-2009, 07:42 AM
http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2009/05/08/ba-raiders_camp__0500122249.jpg

DeuceOfClub
08-02-2009, 07:43 AM
http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2009/05/09/sp-raiders10_ph3_0500125922.jpg

oubronco
08-02-2009, 08:45 AM
Damn he looks like a DE

kupesdad
08-02-2009, 10:07 AM
Some people are just not very smart. Fortunately, I'm sure there are lots of careers in which this clown can make seven figures.

Dogfighting?

kupesdad
08-02-2009, 10:10 AM
http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jamarcusbling.bmp

Chris has one of those except it's made out of orange papier mache

Cmac821
08-02-2009, 10:20 AM
Damn he has to be hard to tackle when he is that big

DeuceOfClub
08-04-2009, 11:23 AM
http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/fc540bd9-e249-43e6-8d98-0694d21d678c.jpg

dbfan4life
08-04-2009, 11:54 AM
Evertime time I see this thread title, I can't help but laugh. It just does not stop being funny!

BroncoDoug
08-04-2009, 12:02 PM
http://a.espncdn.com/media/apphoto/fc540bd9-e249-43e6-8d98-0694d21d678c.jpg

is he wearing like 14 shirts underneat his pads, or is he just that Big?