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Bob's your Information Minister
07-29-2009, 12:43 PM
Let's get it ON! DonkeyChef is RETURNING after a one-year absence.

For two seasons we did this and it was MUCH FUN. We will do it again this year, if only to see Chiefsplanet DOMINATE the proceedings once again. We OWN the Mane!

Six Planeteers enter, six Mangers enter. Only one emerges!

DONKEYCHEF HISTORY!

Season I - Champion - Alec (OM). Final season score: Chiefsplanet 48, Orange Mane 30.

Season II - Champion - wutamess (CP). Final season score: Don't remember but we kicked ass.

Season III - IT'S ON! We aren't going to let just any douchenozzle in, so if you want in, apply in this thread. We want longtime, respected and/or feared dumbasses and dip****s. For instance, last time AboveAverage was a member.

If your application is approved, I'll PM you the link to register. We will take 12 teams, six per forum.

Live draft is set for Friday, Aug. 28 at 10 PM CDT. This can be changed if that's not a good date for someone.

I will update the thread as positions are filled. Maners, use the identical thread on the Mane to apply.

TEAM CHIEFSPLANET

GoChiefs - The Skinny a-holes
Mr Flopnuts - Flopnut's Fatties
JOhn - JOhn's Trailer Trash
The Bad Guy - Al Sharpton
wutamess -
OnTheWarpath58 - BodyByMangino

TEAM ORANGE MANE

Broncofan7 - orangeCRUSH
gunns - Eltheway
killericon - Calgary Broncos
missingnumber7 - 7's fans

broncofan7
07-30-2009, 12:55 PM
I'm want in. Prepare to be humbled.

gunns
07-31-2009, 06:21 PM
I would like in.

missingnumber7
08-01-2009, 04:09 PM
I'm lookin for a league

Killericon
08-02-2009, 01:13 AM
I'm in!

Assuming I'm a longtime, respected and/or feared dumbass or dip****.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-03-2009, 11:44 AM
We have TWO spots left.

Come on DOWN Taco.

Doggcow
08-08-2009, 05:05 PM
I'm up for it! Whats the info?

Bob's your Information Minister
08-09-2009, 06:27 PM
TEAM CHIEFSPLANET

GoChiefs - The Skinny a-holes
Mr Flopnuts - Flopnut's Fatties
JOhn - JOhn's Trailer Trash
The Bad Guy - Al Sharpton
wutamess - MUTHAFUGGIN Snakes!
OnTheWarpath58 - BodyByMangino

TEAM ORANGE MANE

Broncofan7 - orangeCRUSH
gunns - Eltheway
killericon - Calgary Broncos
missingnumber7 - 7's fans
doggcow - Gutless Drunks

We have ONE spot for the Mane left. COME ON TACO!!!

Bob's your Information Minister
08-10-2009, 12:10 AM
Anyone got an objection to doing the draft on the 29th or 30th?

Doggcow
08-10-2009, 12:12 AM
I usually work weekdays and have school so weekends work for me, I should be free the entire weekend of the 29th and 30th.

Doggcow
08-10-2009, 01:04 AM
We need 1 more bronco fan!

sutoazul
08-10-2009, 02:38 PM
If no other old timer wants it, I'll sign on.

gunns
08-10-2009, 07:10 PM
Anyone got an objection to doing the draft on the 29th or 30th?

I have a draft on the 30th at 7. I've got other drafts too. The 29th looks good right now

chaz
08-10-2009, 07:53 PM
I'd be up for it too if a spot is still available

broncofan7
08-11-2009, 07:09 AM
We should add 1 QB and a W/T position to our starting rosters........they are too small

gunns
08-11-2009, 06:32 PM
Great draft date! And I agree with b7.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-12-2009, 07:45 AM
We should add 1 QB and a W/T position to our starting rosters........they are too small

No, they're fine. This is what we used last year. Do you have a legitimate reason for wanting more?

broncofan7
08-12-2009, 07:47 AM
No, they're fine. This is what we used last year. Do you have a legitimate reason for wanting more?

12 teams--32 starting Qb's in the league--


Larger rosters make fielding a team each and every week more challenging--

Bob's your Information Minister
08-12-2009, 07:54 AM
12 teams--32 starting Qb's in the league--


Larger rosters make fielding a team each and every week more challenging--

Hmmm...what do the rest of you guys think?

Killericon
08-12-2009, 03:47 PM
I'm alright with it.

Doggcow
08-12-2009, 04:35 PM
I dont agree, we don't need more positions unless you want to make the WR/RB a FLEX position (all positions available)

broncofan7
08-12-2009, 05:17 PM
I dont agree, we don't need more positions unless you want to make the WR/RB a FLEX position (all positions available)

The problem is--with the smaller roster size--one player that stands out head and shoulders above others at their position--ala manning and Brady a few years ago---give that one team an inherent advantage week in and week out (minus the bye week)--with a more full and balanced roster--it allows more parity and the waiver wire pickups come more into play--hence those that are most active on the waiver wire and in research--tend to come out ahead......

empulse
08-14-2009, 11:42 AM
Let me in! I won the Orange Mane II league on Yahoo last year, and would love the opportunity to make Chief fans look like chumps ;)

Doggcow
08-14-2009, 12:37 PM
The problem is--with the smaller roster size--one player that stands out head and shoulders above others at their position--ala manning and Brady a few years ago---give that one team an inherent advantage week in and week out (minus the bye week)--with a more full and balanced roster--it allows more parity and the waiver wire pickups come more into play--hence those that are most active on the waiver wire and in research--tend to come out ahead......

Yeah but the people who go Brady or Manning are weaker at other positions. You could say the same thing about RB's for the guys that get AD and Forte, do we need more RB spots too?

broncofan7
08-14-2009, 12:43 PM
Yeah but the people who go Brady or Manning are weaker at other positions. You could say the same thing about RB's for the guys that get AD and Forte, do we need more RB spots too?

No--you cannot say that. We currently have 1QB and 2 Rb's--not 2 QB's. By having a greater # of players at one position--it balances it out more(position AVG NOT player AVG) and makes the waiver wire and week-week matchups more necessary to stay on top of.

chaz
08-15-2009, 03:07 PM
I'd be up for it too if a spot is still available

Is the omane team set yet?

Bob's your Information Minister
08-15-2009, 03:16 PM
teams are set

Bob's your Information Minister
08-15-2009, 03:17 PM
TEAM CHIEFSPLANET

GoChiefs - The Skinny a-holes
Mr Flopnuts - Flopnut's Fatties
JOhn - JOhn's Trailer Trash
The Bad Guy - Al Sharpton
wutamess - MUTHAFUGGIN Snakes!
OnTheWarpath58 - BodyByMangino

TEAM ORANGE MANE

Broncofan7 - orangeCRUSH
gunns - Eltheway
killericon - Calgary Broncos
missingnumber7 - 7's fans
doggcow - Gutless Drunks
Denver '78 (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/member.php?u=2666) -

Doggcow
08-15-2009, 04:36 PM
Is the draft going to be debated now? I can only do weekends.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-15-2009, 05:15 PM
So far no one wants to do it any time other than the 28th. Except you.

empulse
08-15-2009, 05:17 PM
Bob,
Please keep me in mind if you need an alternate =)

Bob's your Information Minister
08-15-2009, 05:21 PM
37-post rule

empulse
08-15-2009, 05:25 PM
*Finger*

Power-lurker ;P~
Join Date: Aug 2006

broncofan7
08-15-2009, 06:38 PM
So far no one wants to do it any time other than the 28th. Except you.

How about adjusting the roster size--adding a 2nd QB and a W/T position?

missingnumber7
08-15-2009, 10:21 PM
How about adjusting the roster size--adding a 2nd QB and a W/T position?

I've never heard of having a 2nd QB on a roster.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-16-2009, 12:00 AM
So far the vote is swinging against that.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-17-2009, 09:55 PM
DonkeyChef is LOCKED and LOADED. The draft is in 11 days so if you have any complaints, suggestions or anything to say, say it NOW!

TEAM CHIEFSPLANET

GoChiefs - The Skinny a-holes
Mr Flopnuts - Flopnut's Fatties
JOhn - JOhn's Trailer Trash
The Bad Guy - Al Sharpton
wutamess - MUTHAFUGGIN Snakes!
OnTheWarpath58 - BodyByMangino

TEAM ORANGE MANE

Broncofan7 - orangeCRUSH
gunns - Eltheway
killericon - Calgary Broncos
missingnumber7 - 7's fans
doggcow - Gutless Drunks
Denver '78 (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/member.php?u=2666) -The Mountain Boys

Bob's your Information Minister
08-25-2009, 07:34 AM
The draft is FRIDAY. REMINDER!

broncofan7
08-25-2009, 07:58 AM
The draft is FRIDAY. REMINDER!

Looking forward to it--Sadly, I have a feeling that our fantasy seasons' are going to be more enjoyable than either the Broncos or Chiefs season this year ........

Doggcow
08-25-2009, 08:17 AM
The draft is FRIDAY. REMINDER!

Like I said. I CANT be there on friday...

Bob's your Information Minister
08-25-2009, 10:22 AM
Get in there and set your preferences, then.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-27-2009, 06:42 PM
The draft is TOMORROW.

AT 10 PM.

CENTRAL TIME.

THE DRAFT IS TOMORROW AT 10 PM CENTRAL TIME.

If you don't show up, I don't want to hear whining.

broncofan7
08-27-2009, 08:01 PM
The draft is TOMORROW.

AT 10 PM.

CENTRAL TIME.

THE DRAFT IS TOMORROW AT 10 PM CENTRAL TIME.

If you don't show up, I don't want to hear whining.

did you pick the order? (according to the yahoo message board it looks that way) It needs to be randomized.......

Bob's your Information Minister
08-28-2009, 05:58 AM
It was randomized.

broncofan7
08-28-2009, 06:06 AM
It was randomized.


it should look like this then:

Order of selection will be randomly determined approximately 30 minutes before the start of the draft.

Here are your TWO DRAFT options in yahoo:

1)Draft Pick Order Random Order, Snaking (Standard)

Order will be automatically set 30 minutes prior to draft. Team with first pick of Round 1 will be last pick of Round 2.

2)Custom Order and Keeper League Players

Set the draft order, choose snaking or non-snaking, assign keeper player selections to any team in any round.

Continue Proceed to Step 2 to assign keeper players and adjust draft order round by round.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-28-2009, 06:57 AM
I didn't set the draft order. I changed it from the default option so people would know who was picking where.

I didn't change ANYONE'S position.

broncofan7
08-28-2009, 12:04 PM
WTH is this 'trading' of draft picks? Where is that allowed in yahoo? Normally, when a trade of players commences the league has to vote on it--I sure didn't receive an email about these draft pick trades........have some integrity.....

Bob's your Information Minister
08-28-2009, 12:35 PM
broncofan7 has been removed from the league.

We need a last-minute Maner to step up and join the league.

broncofan7
08-28-2009, 12:41 PM
broncofan7 has been removed from the league.

We need a last-minute Maner to step up and join the league.

I implore the rest of the maners to drop out as well--Bob denied that he was manipulating the draft order himself and then ADMITTED TO MANUALLY ALTERING THE DRAFT ORDER BY ALLOWING 'TRADES' OF DRAFT PICKS. He has zero integrity--lying first about the draft order--then getting caught in the lie--I simply asked him to reset the league to 'random' and he and the rest of the mullet wearing crew proceeded to kick me out of the league---

HE HAS ZERO INTEGRITY. THE FIX IS IN FOLKS........

Bob's your Information Minister
08-28-2009, 12:43 PM
Yeah, the draft is totally fixed. I mean, it alternates between Chiefsplanet and Orange Mane users. How much more balanced could it be?

Please don't ruin our fun. Leave the thread and don't come back.

broncofan7
08-28-2009, 12:56 PM
Yeah, the draft is totally fixed. I mean, it alternates between Chiefsplanet and Orange Mane users. How much more balanced could it be?

Please don't ruin our fun. Leave the thread and don't come back.

Agghh--was that your concession AFTER I called you on your BS?

Bob's your Information Minister
08-28-2009, 01:00 PM
You are not a part of this league. Please do not ruin this thread.

broncofan7
08-28-2009, 01:11 PM
You are not a part of this league. Please do not ruin this thread.

You ruined the spirit of the competition between the two sites.........

broncofan7
08-28-2009, 01:54 PM
Prediction: CP 'wins' this 'fair' competition again.........and Ahmadinejad 'won' the latest 'fair election' in Iran--and by a landslide!

empulse
08-28-2009, 02:09 PM
/Popcorn

Bob's your Information Minister
08-28-2009, 02:10 PM
You ruined the spirit of the competition between the two sites.........

The draft is completely fair, numbnuts.

An Orange Mane member has the first selection, then a Chiefsplanet member, and so on and so on.

Now shut the **** up and get out of the ****ing thread.

broncofan7
08-28-2009, 02:17 PM
The draft is completely fair, numbnuts.

An Orange Mane member has the first selection, then a Chiefsplanet member, and so on and so on.

Now shut the **** up and get out of the ****ing thread.

that was your concession?

" Well, I wasn't manipulating the draft order, but since you ALREADY KNEW I ACTUALLY WAS and busted me on it, I will in fact manipulate the draft order to every other CP Vs OM member"

Maners--be VERY WARY --I am sure that if one of the CP players suffers an injury to an integral player on his roster--there will be some shady trade going on to allow that CP player to acquire a player to help them compete--This guy is a fraud of epic proportions--I used to feel sorry for him--all of the fat virgin jokes and all--now, through his VERY OWN ACTIONS--he has revealed himself to be a liar without integrity.........which is MUCH worse than a fat virgin......at least then--he was innocent

Bob's your Information Minister
08-28-2009, 02:21 PM
Would you shut the **** up already?

The draft is completely fair. Yes, I "manipulated" the draft order. TWO USERS AGREED UPON A TRADE. There is nothing wrong with that.

broncofan7
08-28-2009, 02:23 PM
Would you shut the **** up already?

The draft is completely fair. Yes, I "manipulated" the draft order. TWO USERS AGREED UPON A TRADE. There is nothing wrong with that.

I know you're a fraud with no integrity--and anyone else who would like a full explanation only needs to PM me....this guy cheats in FANTASY FOOTBALL for god's sake!--lord knows what else he does that is unsavory in his life-----I think CPS needs to investigate this guy.........

Bob's your Information Minister
08-28-2009, 02:25 PM
Dude, leave the thread. And don't come back. No one else gives a ****.

broncofan7
08-28-2009, 02:28 PM
Another CP fantasy football 'win' over the Omane is on the horizon, no doubt about it! MULLET POWER! We are that 'DANG' good! I am onto you, you fraud.........

broncofan7
08-28-2009, 02:30 PM
Dude, leave the thread. And don't come back. No one else gives a **** THAT I CHEAT IN FANTASY FOOTBALL BY MANIPULATING THE DRAFT ORDER AND AFTER BEING CAUGHT DOING SO BY MY BABY'S DADDY, BF7, I BOOTED HIM OUT OF THE LEAGUE..

FIXED IT. :clown:

Bob's your Information Minister
08-28-2009, 08:14 PM
46 minutes.

Bob's your Information Minister
08-28-2009, 08:40 PM
The drafted has OPENED. 20 minutes before some Donk POS is on the clock.

Come in and chat.

missingnumber7
08-28-2009, 11:39 PM
The drafted has OPENED. 20 minutes before some Donk POS is on the clock.

Come in and chat.

Please do call me a Donk POS again...because really I could care less what you and your trailer trash. Chef fans think

Bob's your Information Minister
08-29-2009, 06:50 AM
That's the spirit!

:p

Bob's your Information Minister
09-17-2009, 07:02 PM
Donkeychef results, Week 1!

CP - 3 wins
OM - 3 wins

We've edited the schedule so it's CP vs OM the entire way for the most part. Each Maner plays each CPer twice.

Bob's your Information Minister
12-05-2009, 12:39 PM
The Mane is actually doing well this year.

We may have a CHIEFS/BRONCOS championship match.

Updated top six standings, with Chiefsplaneteers in bold.

1. Skinny Assholes 9-3
2. Eltheway 8-4
3. Orton Hears A Boo 8-4
4. vaginaGUSH 7-5
5. Gutless Drunks 7-5
6. The Mountain Boys 7-5

Bob's your Information Minister
12-18-2009, 06:57 PM
The Mane got they ass kicked this year.

Playoffs start this weekdend with 3 CPers, 1 Maner.

ORANGE MANE FAIL

Sassy
12-18-2009, 07:03 PM
The Mane got they ass kicked this year.

Playoffs start this weekdend with 3 CPers, 1 Maner.

ORANGE MANE FAIL

But the Broncos are better than the Cheffies ;D

Bob's your Information Minister
12-18-2009, 07:20 PM
And men are better than women.

Sassy
12-18-2009, 07:22 PM
And men are better than women.

YeP! ;D Ha!

Bob's your Information Minister
12-21-2009, 11:48 PM
All the Donks have been slain and sent to the glue factory.

The Championship -

The Skinny Assholes vs. Orton Hears A Boo

LET'S GET IT ON!

gunns
12-22-2009, 01:21 PM
Lost by 2 pts to Orton, damn Redskins