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Spider
06-29-2009, 09:29 PM
..........;d

PaintballCLE
06-29-2009, 09:36 PM
all of the above?

SoCalBronco
06-29-2009, 09:41 PM
Chad Mustard knows him in the biblical sense.

PaintballCLE
06-29-2009, 09:55 PM
Hot Rod walks in and see a mess in the front room , he quickly assumes his ex did this and calls the cops. While he is looking around, he realizes the only thing she took was the turtle, the cage was still there, but he could deal with that later.

Thinking about this.............he realizes this is a good thing.......no more smelly tank. He goes to post his good fortunes on the mane...but after many attempts his account is locked and he can't log in. Apparently he forgot he changed his username on the mane again.

He is not giving up hope for sharing his good luck with someone. So he decides he will call all his friends in his address book until he finds someone who will listen. After trying all 3 numbers....he has lost all hope.

Just then, out of the corner of his eye he sees his snuggie. All kinds of things start running through his mind....he doesn't know if he should start humping and making mad love to his snuggie or if he should put it on and savor his moment of delight with his only true friend, the snuggie.

He decides to make love to the snuggie.........as he gets undressed he hears a car pulling into the drive. "Oh, ****" he yells....as he forgot about calling the cops.

He throws his snuggie on so that he isn't naked when he answers the door for the cops. As he opens the door and the cops start walking in, he sticks his hand in the pocket...and SNAP...the turtle bites his finger. He falls forward in pain onto the cop and knocks the officer to the ground.

The officer smells alcohol on his breath and arrests him for assaulting a police officer. They throw him in the back of the car, and take him to station. As they place him in the holding cell with Bubba, Chainz, and Tiny, Hotrod realizes he is wearing nothing but a snuggie. He figures it would be pointless to put up a fight, so he bends over and assumes the position.

Just as Tiny is about to give him a go........he wakes up to his kid shaking him. "Dad,I heard you moaning. I think your having a nightmare"

"No No" replies Hotrod........"I was having the best dream a snuggie wearing man named Hotrod could ever have."

BroncosinDC
06-29-2009, 10:57 PM
Wow until today the last time I legitemy worked the broncos were 3 games up and a lock for the playoffs, Shannahan was the coach and Cutler was the Broncos QB for 10 more years. Even I was not bored enough to think that up.

BroncoInSkinland
06-30-2009, 05:39 AM
All of the above, and I am fairly certain he already calls the cops about his wife breaking in on a daily basis just for the grins.

bowtown
06-30-2009, 11:38 AM
Never heard of him.

PaintballCLE
06-30-2009, 02:52 PM
Never heard of him.

no one has.

PaintballCLE
07-07-2009, 01:56 PM
damn he didn't even vote in this poll.....

Hotrod
07-07-2009, 02:16 PM
I missed this.

Nobody knows the real Dortoh he is a figment of everyones OM imagination.

Los Broncos
07-07-2009, 02:26 PM
Hotrod is a good porn name, who is this man?

Hotrod
07-07-2009, 02:27 PM
Hot Rod walks in and see a mess in the front room , he quickly assumes his ex did this and calls the cops. While he is looking around, he realizes the only thing she took was the turtle, the cage was still there, but he could deal with that later.

Thinking about this.............he realizes this is a good thing.......no more smelly tank. He goes to post his good fortunes on the mane...but after many attempts his account is locked and he can't log in. Apparently he forgot he changed his username on the mane again.

He is not giving up hope for sharing his good luck with someone. So he decides he will call all his friends in his address book until he finds someone who will listen. After trying all 3 numbers....he has lost all hope.

Just then, out of the corner of his eye he sees his snuggie. All kinds of things start running through his mind....he doesn't know if he should start humping and making mad love to his snuggie or if he should put it on and savor his moment of delight with his only true friend, the snuggie.

He decides to make love to the snuggie.........as he gets undressed he hears a car pulling into the drive. "Oh, ****" he yells....as he forgot about calling the cops.

He throws his snuggie on so that he isn't naked when he answers the door for the cops. As he opens the door and the cops start walking in, he sticks his hand in the pocket...and SNAP...the turtle bites his finger. He falls forward in pain onto the cop and knocks the officer to the ground.

The officer smells alcohol on his breath and arrests him for assaulting a police officer. They throw him in the back of the car, and take him to station. As they place him in the holding cell with Bubba, Chainz, and Tiny, Hotrod realizes he is wearing nothing but a snuggie. He figures it would be pointless to put up a fight, so he bends over and assumes the position.

Just as Tiny is about to give him a go........he wakes up to his kid shaking him. "Dad,I heard you moaning. I think your having a nightmare"

"No No" replies Hotrod........"I was having the best dream a snuggie wearing man named Hotrod could ever have."

This could have been an autobiograph until the last couple paragraphs. Ha!

Rohirrim
07-07-2009, 02:29 PM
Where's the "Hotrod is douche" option?

dbfan4life
07-07-2009, 02:54 PM
All options apply.