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PaintballCLE
06-26-2009, 12:26 PM
Supposed to be one of the best, but here in America its largly unknown.

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Rulon Velvet Jones
06-26-2009, 12:29 PM
I'll have to pick up a few moves for the next time I'm in a heated swordfight.

Jason in LA
06-26-2009, 12:38 PM
Is it me, or does every object in that room look like it was designed to F a person up?

cutthemdown
06-26-2009, 12:44 PM
That metal whip would be great for sex.......

PaintballCLE
06-26-2009, 02:08 PM
lol man one slip up in that practice and your beheaded.....nuts

Pony Boy
06-26-2009, 02:28 PM
Harrison Ford handled best
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQBLTB5f3j0&NR=1

cmhargrove
06-26-2009, 02:33 PM
Supposed to be one of the best, but here in America its largly unknown.

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Aw, hell no. Captain Kirk was doing that stuff to aliens years ago.

I'm guessing those "martial artists" wouldn't be too "dancy" after a couple stout punches to the face...

cmhargrove
06-26-2009, 02:35 PM
Here it is (without the metal whip of course)...

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SonOfLe-loLang
06-26-2009, 02:36 PM
Is that Borat swinging the fire stick things?

cmhargrove
06-26-2009, 02:41 PM
Of course, the the best martial art usually involves the use of guns...

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DomCasual
06-26-2009, 02:41 PM
The people I know who do martial arts are all dorks. Before anyone gets all offended, I realize there are non-dorks that do martial arts. I just don't know any of them.

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Bronx33
06-26-2009, 02:46 PM
nothing a gun couldn't solve.

OBF1
06-26-2009, 02:49 PM
Is that Borat swinging the fire stick things?

QFT I was thinking that Borat is now heading to UFC ROFL!

Taco John
06-26-2009, 06:00 PM
Pornstachi

Broncoman13
06-26-2009, 06:54 PM
That was like Taekwando minus the effectiveness and a little bit more gay and stupid. Nice find. ;D

watermock
06-26-2009, 07:02 PM
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orinjkrush
06-26-2009, 07:37 PM
Broos Lee has no shoulder or treasure trail hair. FAIL.

Spider
06-26-2009, 07:39 PM
Harrison Ford handled best
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQBLTB5f3j0&NR=1

ah the ole click ,click,bang art ......... ;D

maher_tyler
06-26-2009, 07:51 PM
It's unknown because who needs it when you can just throat punch someone!! ;D

davidtkd
06-27-2009, 10:09 AM
Here it is (without the metal whip of course)...

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Best. Fight. Ever! Except we didn't see the infamous double side kick.

Who knew Styrofoam could be so heavy?

p7superfly
06-27-2009, 10:29 AM
Anyone follow local MMA? My brother fights in the Ring of Fire. Every time he fights, I want to die. It's insane.

Martial Arts are good to keep in shape... only a few are legit or deadly. Styrofoam? Straight deadly.

listopencil
06-27-2009, 02:24 PM
Dude...

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Los Broncos
06-27-2009, 02:27 PM
I'll have to pick up a few moves for the next time I'm in a heated swordfight.

:rofl:

MadCity
06-27-2009, 03:11 PM
Seems cool but I could see women who practice it being at a disadvantage as one's strength and skill would appear to be proportionate to the size of one's moustache.

Inkana7
06-27-2009, 03:54 PM
Dude...

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"Gun Kata"

I'm a little disappointed it took 11 posts for someone to reference Rex Kwan Do.