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BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 04:37 PM
Looks like I'm single again after six years .... and I'm suffering a mid-life crisis.

I can't afford a red sports car, but I have been spending alotta money ... drinking a lot too.


Can you help?

24champ
06-23-2009, 04:39 PM
Move to Denver.

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 04:39 PM
Okay .... now I can offer a reward for anybody who helps.

My regular Irish Whiskey is usually $28 a fifth .... but this week I discovered there's a Jamesons gift-pack at my liquor store: The fifth of whiskey PLUS a stainless steel flask - perfect for secreting in your sock on those cold Invesco Field Sundays. The gift pack is just $26, and at a saveings of 2 bucks, needless to say I'll be stockpiling flasks these next couple months.

One of the flasks is earmarked for tailgatenut (he had Jamesons ready when I tailgated with him in '07). I'd like to give another to Hogan, but let's face it ... I need help.


So if you want a flask all for your own, give me something to cling to!

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5567/jamesonjpegl.jpg

Now THAT'S a nice flask .....

Blueflame
06-23-2009, 04:40 PM
Looks like I'm single again after six years .... and I'm suffering a mid-life crisis.

I can't afford a red sports car, but I have been spending alotta money ... drinking a lot too.


Can you help?

I recommend attending Broncos games and looking for single ladies in the tailgate lot...

bronclvr
06-23-2009, 04:40 PM
Here's all you need to know-


http://www.bunnyranch.com/images/menu/inside-menu1.jpg

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 04:42 PM
Here's all you need to know-


http://www.bunnyranch.com/images/menu/inside-menu1.jpg
Good thought, but as crazy as it sounds ... I would still feel like I was cheating ::)

Gimme a few weeks.........




Good news is, you and Blue are in the running for a flask ....

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 04:43 PM
Move to Denver.

Ahhhhhhh you're just a Lakers fan, whaddya you know from Denver

I started drinking much earlier today .... 3:30? That's kinda early

bronclvr
06-23-2009, 04:46 PM
Second thought-

Well, since Hotrod is recently Divorced, and you are on the way to splitsville, maybe you two could..............wait, sorry! :kiss:

Blueflame
06-23-2009, 04:48 PM
I'd also recommend finding a new hobby or activity...something different from anything you used to do with your gf. Preferably an activity where you might meet single ladies. You need to keep busy so as to minimize the effects of feeling depressed or despondent.

bronclvr
06-23-2009, 04:49 PM
Seriously, Blue is right on-don't you have a Bucket List?

TheDave
06-23-2009, 04:51 PM
Maybe I'm missing the problem... you are single, educated and still relatively young... where does the problem come in?

Los Broncos
06-23-2009, 04:53 PM
It sounds like you have the blues.

DomCasual
06-23-2009, 04:54 PM
I have no use for whiskey. So this advice has no strings attached:

1) Stop spending a lot of money;

and

2) stop drinking a lot.

If you do just those two things, I guarantee your midlife crisis will eventually pass. And when it does, you will find it was far less painful than it could have been.

Tombstone RJ
06-23-2009, 04:57 PM
Start drinking heavily... douse your blues with liquor. Just keep drinking until you can't feel anything at all, then call a relative out of the blue and vent your frustation... (ok, this never works but it is funny as hell).

gyldenlove
06-23-2009, 05:02 PM
Easier said than done, I know but here are a few things:

1. Start a physical activity, rec league touch football or running or go to the gym or swimming or some such. It will take your mind off things, it will burn away idle hours and it is a great way to meet people.

2. For god's sake avoid junk food. If you have to eat out, make it somewhere nicer so you have to at least make a semi-conscious effort on your appearance, but better yet, cook for yourself, make sure you eat some good food.

3. This is the biggie, use more money on clothes, grooming and personal luxuries, less money on booze, candy and porn. If you look good, people will be attracted, if people are attracted you will feel good. If you look like you care about yourself, people will notice.

In case none of that grabs you, I have a backup: find a sports bar with a friendly staff who look like the enjoy working there, people who seem to have either a life or some form of intelligence and no music. You can get a little ****faced and meet people, even womanfolk when you are ready.

DBroncos4life
06-23-2009, 05:04 PM
Reading helped me, I have always been a drinker but I have also always known that it always made things worse. The best bet would be to figure out who you are now that you are not you and your partner. I have kind of made it a point to stay away from the girls after my last go around with the devil. I also made a huge move away from my son to be closer to my family and really start to work on myself.

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 05:09 PM
I like the "realitively young" part, but somebody from SLC telling me not to drink ... well, I've heard that before.

Okay, here's another way to help:




I bought this motherboard:

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/8498/40427969.jpg




Plus I bought 4 BG Ram ... twin 2GB sticks .... now:

What kinda processor should I get?



______________________________

In the running for a flask:

ApaOps
Blueflame
malcontent
DomCasual
LABF (from before)
broncolvr
SoCalBronco

Meck77
06-23-2009, 05:13 PM
Hop a flight to San Jose Costa Rica. I know a private driver down there who drove myself and my girlfriend around CR this winter. He knows all the hot spots and will drive you anywhere you want to go for a very reasonable price. There are thousands of hot women down there waiting for an Americano to "fall in love with". Actually they just want your money but hell you are having a midlife crisis right?'

Anyway live like a pimp in San Jose for a couple days. The same driver can whisk you to Jaco. It's a party town right on the beach. **** a few more chicks there...errr I mean meet a few more chicks there then go to Manuel Antonio. Great place to unwind. From there hop a flight back to San Jose.

You won't even remember you ex's name or even care as you'll probably be in love with a hot little Costa Rican chick by day 9.

If I was a single man I would have been down there years ago.

SouthStndJunkie
06-23-2009, 05:14 PM
The first advice I can give is to quit talking about how drunk you are in every other post....we get it.

There is always the guy on the Internet that has to tell you how drunk they are....if you are that drunk, we will be able to tell (see old Mock).

jsco70
06-23-2009, 05:17 PM
I'd love the flask, but I doubt this will win it for me. Anyway, here goes:

1. You're single but you appear relatively healthy, you can obviously afford to buy Jamison, a computer and an internet connection so man up. There are a hell of a lot of people worse of than you right now.

2. Don't waste your time actively seeking a new girl. Make some time for yourself. I always had an impossible time meeting women when I was on the prowl, but I found my wife when I wasn't looking and didn't expect it.

3. Do something you've always wanted to do but haven't. Go skydiving, run a marathon, take up hiking, learn how to ___________ (insert random activity here).

4. Cut back on the whiskey. Yes, you read it correctly. Chances are the booze is a contributing factor in your issues. I'm not saying go cold turkey, but don't over indulge. Drinking too much probably won't help you, and it will certainly hurt you in a variety of ways.

Peoples Champ
06-23-2009, 05:18 PM
dude live it up, lifes about the journey not the destination. Just start doing things, then when your old you can look back and say, dang, I lived,

instead of I wish I did this and that

Peoples Champ
06-23-2009, 05:20 PM
Hop a flight to San Jose Costa Rica. I know a private driver down there who drove myself and my girlfriend around CR this winter. He knows all the hot spots and will drive you anywhere you want to go for a very reasonable price. There are thousands of hot women down there waiting for an Americano to "fall in love with". Actually they just want your money but hell you are having a midlife crisis right?'

Anyway live like a pimp in San Jose for a couple days. The same driver can whisk you to Jaco. It's a party town right on the beach. **** a few more chicks there...errr I mean meet a few more chicks there then go to Manuel Antonio. Great place to unwind. From there hop a flight back to San Jose.

You won't even remember you ex's name or even care as you'll probably be in love with a hot little Costa Rican chick by day 9.

If I was a single man I would have been down there years ago.


That sounds awesome, as a single man myself it sounds very tempting

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 05:22 PM
That sounds awesome, as a single man myself it sounds very tempting

Yes ... you and meck are giving some serious "live it up" advice ... I need a couple weeks before I can jump on that though ........

GreatBronco16
06-23-2009, 05:24 PM
My advice to you. Keep drinking.;D

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 05:25 PM
My advice to you. Keep drinking.;D

Congratulations ... you have a shiny new flask on the way!

meangene
06-23-2009, 05:25 PM
Join a gym - endorphins and chicks: you will sleep better than being drunk.

Start running outside - endorphins and chicks: plus some fresh air and sunshine.

No dating - just flirt for your ego. No pressure if you aren't going to actually hit on anyone.

Get a tattoo - nothing you can't live with forever, not too crazy. There is something about getting a tattoo. It's a control thing.

Hang with friends - just to pass the time.

Make a list of things you want to accomplish every day and do it. Keeps you busy and focused until the healing begins.

Tan - the rays help fight depression.

meangene
06-23-2009, 05:28 PM
I recommend attending Broncos games and looking for single ladies in the tailgate lot...

That sounds fun whether you are having a mid-life crisis or not! :thumbsup:

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 05:31 PM
Join a gym - endorphins and chicks: you will sleep better than being drunk.

Start running outside - endorphins and chicks: plus some fresh air and sunshine..

Good advice. I have been going to the Y here in Seattle fairly regular, but I should be more vigilant ... thrice weekly, no excuses.

But I can't run outdoors because I live downtown.

slyinky
06-23-2009, 05:32 PM
Okay .... now I can offer a reward for anybody who helps.

My regular Irish Whiskey is usually $28 a fifth .... but this week I discovered there's a Jamesons gift-pack at my liquor store: The fifth of whiskey PLUS a stainless steel flask - perfect for secreting in your sock on those cold Invesco Field Sundays. The gift pack is just $26, and at a saveings of 2 bucks, needless to say I'll be stockpiling flasks these next couple months.

One of the flasks is earmarked for tailgatenut (he had Jamesons ready when I tailgated with him in '07). I'd like to give another to Hogan, but let's face it ... I need help.


So if you want a flask all for your own, give me something to cling to!

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5567/jamesonjpegl.jpg

Now THAT'S a nice flask .....
Dude, don't piss in your sock...Oh wait, nevermind. :P

24champ
06-23-2009, 05:34 PM
Ahhhhhhh you're just a Lakers fan, whaddya you know from Denver


You talk about Colorado a lot...so why not just pick up and move out here.

meangene
06-23-2009, 05:34 PM
Good advice. I have been going to the Y here in Seattle fairly regular, but I should be more vigilant ... thrice weekly, no excuses.

But I can't run outdoors because I live downtown.

Find a running trail out of town on the weekend. Trial running is great. I travel 45 minutes each way to run my favorite trail through a state park every Sunday.

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 05:35 PM
But I can't run outdoors because I live downtown.

And this brings up a good point ..... I was walking to Walgreens last night about 10 pm, three blocks away, it was almost dark .... and I saw a drug deal going down on the sidewalk about 30 feet from me! I was transfixed ... must've been crack. Anyway, the buyer ran off somewhere, and the seller looked over at me - I swear he looked exactly like Courtney Brown, the DE we had in '05, remember him?

I almost said, "Courtney! Big fan here ... what you been up to?"

But instead I walked away :~ohyah!:



I FELT SO ALIVE!

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 05:36 PM
You talk about Colorado a lot...so why not just pick up and move out here.

What's the housing market like in Melmac?




Where tf is Melmac?

DomCasual
06-23-2009, 05:38 PM
I like the "realitively young" part, but somebody from SLC telling me not to drink ... well, I've heard that before.

Suit yourself.

But it has nothing to do with religion. I just have a sneaking suspicion that drinking a lot won't A) help you get through a rough personal time, and B) help you find someone with whom you could be happy for another six years.

But what do I know? You're probably right. Drinking a lot will likely be your gateway to happiness. ???

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 05:45 PM
Suit yourself.

But it has nothing to do with religion. I just have a sneaking suspicion that drinking a lot won't A) help you get through a rough personal time, and B) help you find someone with whom you could be happy for another six years.

But what do I know? You're probably right. Drinking a lot will likely be your gateway to happiness. ???

You're definitely definitely right ... the me drinking stuff, while marginally true, is not as serious as I'm making it :thumbs:

I see Mr. Bowlen is online now ... I need his input. Maybe not on the drinking part of course .... but he's lived through the rest of this, so maybe he'll have some good advice (my short-term memory appears intact however).

SureShot
06-23-2009, 05:46 PM
1. Make sure you have lots of ice. You cant have a proper bender without it.

2. Stop working out at the Y and start dining at the Y.

theAPAOps5
06-23-2009, 05:59 PM
Hey Buff I know you will fine. I second Meck, take a vacation and Costa Rica is a great place but go into Liberia and hit the Pacific coast.

You can actually get around cheaply in Costa Rica. But if not do take a vacation closer to home, get away and clear your head. Go camping and get in the elements.

OBF1
06-23-2009, 06:20 PM
1) Quit posting so much, This is most likely the reason you 2 split up in the first place anyways.

2) Spend $30.00 and get a thai message with happy ending.

3) since you saved $ on the cheap message, you have saved enough money to go buy yourself a bottle of something good.

4) rent an action move, or a porno... go to sav-on and buy a bottle of lotion and a 6 pack of cotton sox and have a teen age self date tonight.

This is about all I can offer.

signed,
Your friend CBF1

Blueflame
06-23-2009, 06:20 PM
Vacation... even just a camping trip... would be good.

Also, you're very musical, so perhaps spending more time playing... or writing a song about the emotions you're feeling now would help you to get through this tough time.

Rohirrim
06-23-2009, 06:23 PM
What you are looking for outside is within you. ;D

mr007
06-23-2009, 06:28 PM
Dude forget Costa Rica, the easiest way to get motivated and move on and not even know you were ever in a relationship is Thailand.

Start out in Bangkok, stay in either the red-light district or anywhere downtown really.. from there head on down to Pattaya beach, if you're dangerous rent a motorcycle, spend 3-4 days there enjoy the night life, massages, and hordes of women.

From there go to Phuket, if you're into diving do some diving there =). Again enjoy the night life, massages, and hordes of women.

Come back through Bangkok for a couple days, get some custom suits made (they're cheap as hell and awesome) and thank yourself for such a wonderful trip. If you don't come back I won't blame you, even better everything is cheap!

uplink
06-23-2009, 06:45 PM
Hop a flight to San Jose Costa Rica. I know a private driver down there who drove myself and my girlfriend around CR this winter. He knows all the hot spots and will drive you anywhere you want to go for a very reasonable price. There are thousands of hot women down there waiting for an Americano to "fall in love with". Actually they just want your money but hell you are having a midlife crisis right?'

Anyway live like a pimp in San Jose for a couple days. The same driver can whisk you to Jaco. It's a party town right on the beach. **** a few more chicks there...errr I mean meet a few more chicks there then go to Manuel Antonio. Great place to unwind. From there hop a flight back to San Jose.

You won't even remember you ex's name or even care as you'll probably be in love with a hot little Costa Rican chick by day 9.

If I was a single man I would have been down there years ago.

Sounds very interesting since I am recently single as well. Was wondering what is the cost estimate? I heard the food is fantastic in Costa Rica.

24champ
06-23-2009, 06:49 PM
What's the housing market like in Melmac?




Where tf is Melmac?

I wish it was still around, Melmac exploded because all Melmacians turned on their hair-dryers at the same time and by pure coincidence causing the explosion of the planet. Melmac was located six parsecs past the Hydra-Centaurus Supercluster. Melmac was very much like Earth but it had two moons, it was oddly shaped and made of Melmac, Melmac had green skies and blue grass, and it orbited a purple sun.

I reside in Colorado now...wouldn't live anywhere else.

BABronco
06-23-2009, 06:53 PM
If you got the cash take a trip outside the country. Enjoy life. Go somewhere you've always wanted to go or just somewhere that just sounds interesting at the time.

If you don't have the cash start swimming. It's a great exercise. You'll lose even more weight, which will help with the ladies.

Go bar hopping with some friends. My dad just got divorced and is having the time of his life right now. He is just going with a bunch of friends. Doesnt matter if they are single or not (if they aren't you have better odds of getting a lady).

Don't quit drinking. Just drink to get comfortable. Try not to get wasted too often.

Perhaps you should watch a series that you never got around to watching. That would give you something to do for the hard nights.

Thats the best I got, hope it helps a little.

rmsanger
06-23-2009, 07:03 PM
A couple ideas for you:

1) Buy/Rent a motor cycle and go for a road trip
2) Canadian rockies summer trip (Banff / Whistler) for fishing, mountain biking, hiking
3) A new hobby; Laire anyone (lawl) http://www.laire.com/

broncosteven
06-23-2009, 07:18 PM
Looks like I'm single again after six years .... and I'm suffering a mid-life crisis.

I can't afford a red sports car, but I have been spending alotta money ... drinking a lot too.


Can you help?

Read every book ever written about Gene Kranz and or NASA.

It got me through some rough times in my life.

broncosteven
06-23-2009, 07:21 PM
Vacation... even just a camping trip... would be good.

Also, you're very musical, so perhaps spending more time playing... or writing a song about the emotions you're feeling now would help you to get through this tough time.

Hey BB, DEATHsicle is in need of a guitar player or 2, also a Tenor/Baritone gosple backup singer and a keyboard player that can solo like Wakeman for the song Brainfreeze.

Send me some of your licks on your axe.

GreatBronco16
06-23-2009, 07:40 PM
Congratulations ... you have a shiny new flask on the way!

Wait, so that means I'm the first winner? Hell yes. I'm da man, I mean, you da man, errrr, wait, I envy you now cause you're da single man. Ok, where am I?

Bob's your Information Minister
06-23-2009, 07:47 PM
At least you lost the weight, bro.

Get out there and pound some cougar.

GreatBronco16
06-23-2009, 07:51 PM
At least you lost the weight, bro.

Get out there and pound some cougar.

:rofl: getting sex talk from the virgin himself. Classic.

azbroncfan
06-23-2009, 07:54 PM
At least you lost the weight, bro.

Get out there and pound some cougar.

What would you know about that? Bob can talk about sex all he wants but it's something that you can't really talk about it if you have never done it.

Bob's your Information Minister
06-23-2009, 08:01 PM
Not really. He needs to pound box. Don't have to have done it to know he needs to do it. I need to do it, too, but that's not what this thread is about. Let's focus on BroncoMuff.

gunns
06-23-2009, 08:13 PM
My #1 piece of advice.....have a good cry that is not liquor induced. We women know that by the end of that cry you will feel a weight lifted off and you will realize you didn't need the ho to begin with.....she lost out.

I was going to suggest the gym also. Helps take your mind off troubles, improves your health, and you feel damn good about yourself. A kind of good that feels so good you don't necessarily have to share it with someone in a relationship but just have fun. When you're not thinking about it it may happen.

gyldenlove
06-23-2009, 08:18 PM
Come to Canada, take a good hike in Algonquin park, catch a few trouts and prepare them over a camp fire.

The women are prettier in Canada and more natural as well, and if you come to Southern Ontario they are also quite desperate for good men.

worm
06-23-2009, 08:31 PM
You need a new hobby.

A prized collection is something you can take pride in for years.

Try collecting something new and unique.

Like flasks.

rugbythug
06-23-2009, 08:39 PM
Here it is The Advice that you have been looking for.

Start lifting, and Using Steroids.

A. Your Libido will dwarf what you are used too. Plus you can go like you have not been able to in ages.

B. A God Like I can handle anything Feeling-Directly related to Test Levels.

C. You will look better in a short amount of time than you ever have before.

Downsides- Heart attack, Liver Sides, Kidney Sides, -Go easy on it. A crooked Dr. will give them to you and you won't break the law.

broncosteven
06-23-2009, 08:50 PM
What ever you do please stay off Meth alley!

Kinda a joke and kinda serious!

bombay
06-23-2009, 09:38 PM
Life is really good.

You could try that.

bombay
06-23-2009, 09:42 PM
Oh, and wasting a lot of time at a useless internet forum is completely counterproductive. Focus on your job and you'll be much happier in a very rapid time period. Like the speed of light.

Meck77
06-23-2009, 09:50 PM
Sounds very interesting since I am recently single as well. Was wondering what is the cost estimate? I heard the food is fantastic in Costa Rica.

Well a flight out of Denver last time I checked was less than $400.

Hotel rooms are as cheap as you want to go. Just a place to crash can cost you $15 bucks. We stayed at a couple nice hot spring resorts with free buffet breakfast and the cost was $85 or so a night.

Getting around the country is really easy. There are a number of bus companies that can get you across the country for like $30 something bucks.
http://www.interbusonline.com/Default.asp?main=1
http://graylinecostarica.com/

You can even fly from city to city at a very reasonable price. Not necessary but if you really want to get around quickly this is the way to go. You can certainly save a half day of travel time by jumping on one of their planes. They are nice and new.

http://www.flysansa.com/

As far as food goes it's not exactly cheap and not exactly going to knock your socks off. They eat a lot of rice/beans. Steak is pretty pricey but groceries are reasonable if you want to cut some costs.

Booze-Again not exactly cheap but grab a cooler or your favorite bottle and mix your own to save a buck.

I've done my fair share of traveling in Mexico and Costa Rica flat out blows it away and in terms of overall cost you'll get a much better value in CR. The women and people in general are much more mellow and CR is just a safer place to vacation these days.

I'd say you could easily have a good vacation as a single guy in CR for $50 a day depending on your haggling ability.

The country itself is loaded with Americans and if you don't speak a lick of English it's no problem.

BABronco
06-23-2009, 10:06 PM
The country itself is loaded with Americans and if you don't speak a lick of English it's no problem.

Good thing you don't have to worry about not knowing english. :wave:

Meck77
06-23-2009, 10:08 PM
Good thing you don't have to worry about not knowing english. :wave:

Ok you got me. I just got back from happy hour. :)

Taco John
06-23-2009, 10:09 PM
Okay .... now I can offer a reward for anybody who helps.

My regular Irish Whiskey is usually $28 a fifth .... but this week I discovered there's a Jamesons gift-pack at my liquor store: The fifth of whiskey PLUS a stainless steel flask - perfect for secreting in your sock on those cold Invesco Field Sundays. The gift pack is just $26, and at a saveings of 2 bucks, needless to say I'll be stockpiling flasks these next couple months.

One of the flasks is earmarked for tailgatenut (he had Jamesons ready when I tailgated with him in '07). I'd like to give another to Hogan, but let's face it ... I need help.


So if you want a flask all for your own, give me something to cling to!

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5567/jamesonjpegl.jpg

Now THAT'S a nice flask .....

I think that you should use the flask to catch your tears, and then sell the tears on ebay for a cool million.

That should perk you right up.

BABronco
06-23-2009, 10:14 PM
Ok you got me. I just got back from happy hour. :)

Good excuse! Can't wait till I'm old enough to hit the bars.

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 10:16 PM
The women are prettier in Canada and more natural as well, and if you come to Southern Ontario they are also quite desperate for good men.

Really .... south Ontario?

I know there is a town in north Ontario ....



http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/uponsun/NEIL%20YOUNG.jpg

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 10:19 PM
This thread is more than I was expecting .... I thought it would fast deteriorate into a joke-fest, but these are some incredibly great suggestions, thanks to everybody in here.

I'm actually okay ... depressed but okay.

Still, there's a lotta good stuff here ... a lot to think about :thumbs:

Taco John
06-23-2009, 10:21 PM
If I ever found myself single again, I think I'd probably pick up a backpack and get lost for a good three to six months and get my bearings.

Spider
06-23-2009, 10:23 PM
Looks like I'm single again after six years .... and I'm suffering a mid-life crisis.

I can't afford a red sports car, but I have been spending alotta money ... drinking a lot too.


Can you help?

get yourself a home base Cb and piss off truckers ,that seems to help a lot of people now days ;D

BABronco
06-23-2009, 10:26 PM
get yourself a home base Cb and piss off truckers ,that seems to help a lot of people now days ;D

:rofl: Living in the town that I do and with the people that live here... well lets just say there isnt much to do around here. So every once in awhile me and my buddy will drive down near the Walmart dc and just try to piss off the truckers.

Spider
06-23-2009, 10:29 PM
:rofl: Living in the town that I do and with the people that live here... well lets just say there isnt much to do around here. So every once in awhile me and my buddy will drive down near the Walmart dc and just try to piss off the truckers.

LOL one guy in Pasco Washington had me so pissed off I dropped my trailer and went bob tailing all over town looking for a house with CB home base antenna.....man he had me pissed off to no end

BABronco
06-23-2009, 10:33 PM
LOL one guy in Pasco Washington had me so pissed off I dropped my trailer and went bob tailing all over town looking for a house with CB home base antenna.....man he had me pissed off to no end

:spit: We had one trucker call us out. He was talking a lot... and I'm here thinking ... "hmm .. is spider in bartlesville?"

We showed up... then he said he was busy.

Spider
06-23-2009, 10:35 PM
:spit: We had one trucker call us out. He was talking a lot... and I'm here thinking ... "hmm .. is spider in bartlesville?"

Bartlesille ? Congrats I dont I have ever been there .........

red98
06-23-2009, 10:36 PM
Looks like I'm single again after six years .... and I'm suffering a mid-life crisis.

I can't afford a red sports car, but I have been spending alotta money ... drinking a lot too.


Can you help?

Hhmmm. Well you can get drunk off your ass, hire some hookers and see how far the rabbit hole goes.

Or you can swear off women and hike the AT, or maybe the CDT or th PCT etc..

You might sell all your belongings and by a boat and set off toward the horizon..

Or you might just try to figure out why things didn't work out between you two and keep in mind the whole time:

No matter what your faults or mistakes, your a good guy with love to give and somewhere out there is the girl who will take that journey with you.

Or just suck back some jack and close out the local beer and shot joint, whatever...

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 10:37 PM
get yourself a home base Cb and piss off truckers ,that seems to help a lot of people now days ;D

I would buy a CB radio just on the off chance I could raise you on your next trip to Oregon.

Wait ... that didn't work out to well did it? ::)

Spider
06-23-2009, 10:42 PM
I would buy a CB radio just on the off chance I could raise you on your next trip to Oregon.

Wait ... that didn't work out to well did it? ::)

;D

BearMan18
06-23-2009, 10:42 PM
Come to Canada, take a good hike in Algonquin park, catch a few trouts and prepare them over a camp fire.

The women are prettier in Canada and more natural as well, and if you come to Southern Ontario they are also quite desperate for good men.

Contradicting self in one sentence award winner: Gyldenlove!

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 10:43 PM
Okay I'm headed out to Walgreens for some soda ... anybody want Courtney Brown's autograph? :~ohyah!:

BearMan18
06-23-2009, 10:43 PM
Here it is The Advice that you have been looking for.

Start lifting, and Using Steroids.

A. Your Libido will dwarf what you are used too. Plus you can go like you have not been able to in ages.

B. A God Like I can handle anything Feeling-Directly related to Test Levels.

C. You will look better in a short amount of time than you ever have before.

Downsides- Heart attack, Liver Sides, Kidney Sides, -Go easy on it. A crooked Dr. will give them to you and you won't break the law.

I've read posts of yours in other threads completely contradictory to this one.

You fail as a human for being so two faced.

Please execute yourself while your children watch Ghostbusters.

BearMan18
06-23-2009, 10:44 PM
If I ever found myself single again, I think I'd probably pick up a backpack and get lost for a good three to six months and get my bearings.

False.

You'd be too far from your kid for 3-6 months.

You can never turn back.

BearMan18
06-23-2009, 10:46 PM
get yourself a home base Cb and piss off truckers ,that seems to help a lot of people now days ;D

Wait...

Are YOU the "Spider" I've been offering BJ's to in the Illini area and then not showing up to?

LOL, I've had SOOOOO many laughs at your expense!

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 10:46 PM
Start lifting, and Using Steroids.

Don't even listen to BearsMan, rugby ... I'm with you, I want some kinda steriods. I've lifted a fair amount of weights the last two years, but I never seem to get much bigger ???

I pm'd Rev for some advice, asked him to recommend a legal precursor ... he pm's back, "I dunno Buff Im not sure you can handle it" ... bastard :~ohyah!:

BearMan18
06-23-2009, 10:49 PM
BABronco: Giving me perspective on ****heads since Late July 2009:

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BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 10:54 PM
BABronco: Giving me perspective on ****heads since Late July 2009:

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Hahahaha ... LOL

And you expected better treatment because.... ?

BearMan18
06-23-2009, 10:56 PM
Hahahaha ... LOL

And you expected better treatment because.... ?

Sidebar:

I expected more perception from a lawyer. You're borderline retarded.

I disown you.


(Not really)

BABronco
06-23-2009, 10:58 PM
BABronco: Giving me perspective on ****heads since Late July 2009:


First off... its June

Second ... I did give you one pos rep

BearMan18
06-23-2009, 11:00 PM
First off... its June

Second ... I did give you one pos rep

Keep it up.

How bad do you want to burried?

Let me know.

BABronco
06-23-2009, 11:03 PM
How bad do you want to ? burried?


Think you forgot a word there...

BearMan18
06-23-2009, 11:05 PM
Think you forgot a word there...

Meow.

Spider
06-23-2009, 11:12 PM
Wait...

Are YOU the "Spider" I've been offering BJ's to in the Illini area and then not showing up to?

LOL, I've had SOOOOO many laughs at your expense!

And I cant tell you how much I appreciate you filling in for me , when I didnt show .........

BearMan18
06-23-2009, 11:19 PM
And I cant tell you how much I appreciate you filling in for me , when I didnt show .........

Sorry, for the delay... was only silence over the CB.

Now I get it. Can't talk when your mouth is full of semen... only type.

Congrats.

Quoydogs
06-24-2009, 12:34 AM
BroncoBuff (ignoring the lovefest between Spider and BarelyaMan):

There is some legit stuff in these posts, but in the end, not matter what bull**** we all spin you, that's stuff that works for us as individuals. Whatever you want is going to come from you, though I think things like limiting alcohol and working out might help. And possibly just getting off line and going out and doing something you enjoy, even if it is talking to drug dealers that look like former Broncos (though I wouldn't recommend that as likely they would kill you).

And England is only a long ass flight away should you like to see the Tower of London or you know do an Open your top bust tour (misspelling intentional). Have a good day and I hope things get better for you. I must go to work.

UUUUMMMMMMM? Smoke a big fat bowl !

BroncoInSkinland
06-24-2009, 06:57 AM
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5567/jamesonjpegl.jpg

I would suggest minor plastic surgery and a career change. You could easily snag a job as Ray Romano's stunt double. I think Ray's career is about to break out and there should be some juicy opportunities for some action sequels coming up for him. I heard about a deal in progress for the 4th in the Bourne series, "Everyone Loves Jason", you'd be a natural. Oh and drink more, after all how else are you going to get flasks to all these nice people?

TailgateNut
06-24-2009, 09:11 AM
Okay .... now I can offer a reward for anybody who helps.

My regular Irish Whiskey is usually $28 a fifth .... but this week I discovered there's a Jamesons gift-pack at my liquor store: The fifth of whiskey PLUS a stainless steel flask - perfect for secreting in your sock on those cold Invesco Field Sundays. The gift pack is just $26, and at a saveings of 2 bucks, needless to say I'll be stockpiling flasks these next couple months.

One of the flasks is earmarked for tailgatenut (he had Jamesons ready when I tailgated with him in '07). I'd like to give another to Hogan, but let's face it ... I need help.


So if you want a flask all for your own, give me something to cling to!



http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5567/jamesonjpegl.jpg

Now THAT'S a nice flask .....


I've got one of those :~ohyah!: my brother.

Don't worry about the "mid-life thingy". Just do some crazy sh*t and you'll age much slower. I've been doing so much crazy stuff, I'm actually reversing my age.

Buy a scooter or a bi-plane with open cockpit and fly NOE with no harness!:~ohyah!:

PS: time to share some Irish wiskey!

TailgateNut
06-24-2009, 09:16 AM
Side note: I "replaced" my first wife with a cabin cruiser. Just as expensive, but I got laid a lot more, and "she" was more fun to "play with".

Miss I.
06-24-2009, 10:04 AM
UUUUMMMMMMM? Smoke a big fat bowl !

Okay now are you suggesting I do that or asking if I did? Either way, seems like a strange reaction, but I suppose it could be your way of telling me to lighten up...

fdf
06-24-2009, 10:36 AM
Looks like I'm single again after six years .... and I'm suffering a mid-life crisis.

I can't afford a red sports car, but I have been spending alotta money ... drinking a lot too.


Can you help?

I'm an expert at this. 40 yr old lawyer, recently divorced, drug and alcohol problem. Lot's of money. Wasted several years of my life and more than a million dollars.

1. AA. The state bar has programs for attorneys too. I ended up meeting some of my dearest friends in the state bar AA program. The other good thing about AA, it gives you something fun to do (and it is fun) on Saturday night besides spending money on women or alcohol.

2. Save the money.

3. Stay completely away from women for a while (closely related to point 2--"She's so fine, there's no telling where the money went"). After I figured this last one out, the greatest lady in the world found me about a year later and we are still happily married and sober.

4. Find a church you like. Volunteer. Or if that's not your thing, Volunteer at an inner city mission or the county medical center. So do something useful--get's you out of your own crap.

BroncoBuff
06-24-2009, 12:57 PM
Wow fdf ... great stuff. The alcohol is honestly not a problem, but I am nominally in the program and a few meetings is probably a good idea. I;m not a member of WSB yet, but I'm sure they have a list of meetings I can access.

To be honest, I have no real interest in women right now, so I'm okay with that, the "go get laid" advice (or bob's curious metaphor "pound box") was for my younger days, can't say that's on my radar right now either.

Already working on #4 ... weekly job consulting for residents at a transitional housing program downtown. Damn good diversionary stuff ...

Thanks my friend :thumbs:

BroncoBuff
06-24-2009, 01:02 PM
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/5567/jamesonjpegl.jpg

I would suggest minor plastic surgery and a career change. You could easily snag a job as Ray Romano's stunt double. I think Ray's career is about to break out and there should be some juicy opportunities for some action sequels coming up for him.

Minor plastic surgery?! That's cold! But yeah, not a great picture (though my eyes do look sober). And seriously .... Ray Romano? Never heard that one before ... hear Edward Hermann a lot ... and Gary Sandy (WKRP) a whole lot, all the time when I was younger.

Whatever ... plastic surgery actually sounds perfect for a mid-life crisis. Where should I start, doc?

Bronx33
06-24-2009, 01:06 PM
Get a super hot hooker and use your space needle until it's broken.

BroncoBuff
06-24-2009, 01:08 PM
Get a super hot hooker and use your space needle until it's broken.

LOL

How about your avatar? I would definitely Needle her Space. :~ohyah!:

Malcontent
06-24-2009, 01:08 PM
Wow fdf ... great stuff. The alcohol is honestly not a problem, but I am nominally in the program and a few meetings is probably a good idea. I;m not a member of WSB yet, but I'm sure they have a list of meetings I can access.

To be honest, I have no real interest in women right now, so I'm okay with that, the "go get laid" advice (or bob's curious metaphor "pound box") was for my younger days, can't say that's on my radar right now either.

Already working on #4 ... weekly job consulting for residents at a transitional housing program downtown. Damn good diversionary stuff ...

Thanks my friend :thumbs:

Shyte!!! you don't need help!!! You deserve an award! Youre better off than most of us happily married, gainfully employed folks!:welcome:

gyldenlove
06-24-2009, 01:09 PM
Minor plastic surgery?! That's cold! But yeah, not a great picture (though my eyes do look sober). And seriously .... Ray Romano? Never heard that one before ... hear Edward Hermann a lot ... and Gary Sandy (WKRP) a whole lot, all the time when I was younger.

Whatever ... plastic surgery actually sounds perfect for a mid-life crisis. Where should I start, doc?

Just stop sleeping on your face.

Seriously though, just remember, pain is temporary, wounds will heal and chicks dig scars, so play some football or hockey before it is too late.

BroncoBuff
06-24-2009, 01:09 PM
Minor plastic surgery?! That's cold! But yeah, not a great picture (though my eyes do look sober). And seriously .... Ray Romano? Never heard that one before ... hear Edward Hermann a lot ... and Gary Sandy (WKRP) a whole lot, all the time when I was younger.

Whatever ... plastic surgery actually sounds perfect for a mid-life crisis. Where should I start, doc?

Seriously now ... as long as my attention-whore thread is four pages long now, everybody weigh in ... gimme some plastic surgery advice.

Where should I start?

Miss I.
06-24-2009, 01:12 PM
Wow fdf ... great stuff. The alcohol is honestly not a problem, but I am nominally in the program and a few meetings is probably a good idea. I;m not a member of WSB yet, but I'm sure they have a list of meetings I can access.

To be honest, I have no real interest in women right now, so I'm okay with that, the "go get laid" advice (or bob's curious metaphor "pound box") was for my younger days, can't say that's on my radar right now either.

Already working on #4 ... weekly job consulting for residents at a transitional housing program downtown. Damn good diversionary stuff ...

Thanks my friend :thumbs:


Damn you, you tease...and here I was thinking Sleepless in Seattle...sighhh..damn Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks, they make pretend love look so easy...dreams dashed...:poke:

BroncoBuff
06-24-2009, 01:12 PM
Just stop sleeping on your face.

That sounds inexpensive ... seriously though, great idea. I read once that Dick Clark credited his youthful face on sleeping on his back.

What about a chemical peel or something like that? Can I buff out my face (no pun) ... or sand it down maybe?

BroncoBuff
06-24-2009, 01:14 PM
Damn you, you tease...and here I was thinking Sleepless in Seattle...sighhh..damn Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks, they make pretend love look so easy...dreams dashed...:poke:

Well I did HAVE interest in you ... until the damned Atlantic Ocean got in the way.

And actually ... YOU'RE the tease! Just when I'm zeroing in, suddenly "I live in London, did I forget to mention that?" :moody:

Bronx33
06-24-2009, 01:16 PM
Seriously go and buy a sweet motorcycle/cruiser (not a harley) everybody and their grandmothers has one no originality anymore and go on some long rides and maybe even find a club to cruise with or short putts after work you will be suprised how relaxing and unwinding it is and allows one to do some quality thinking. ( plus chicks dig bikes)

TheReverend
06-24-2009, 01:17 PM
Damn you, you tease...and here I was thinking Sleepless in Seattle...sighhh..damn Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks, they make pretend love look so easy...dreams dashed...:poke:

"You've Got Mail" more applicable, imo.

Rohirrim
06-24-2009, 01:18 PM
I think this is the point where Don Corleone bursts into the room, and starts slapping you across the face while shouting, "You can act like a man!" ;D

TheReverend
06-24-2009, 01:18 PM
Wait... did I really just say that?

Miss I.
06-24-2009, 01:19 PM
Well I did HAVE interest in you ... until the damned Atlantic Ocean got in the way.

And actually ... YOU'RE the tease! Just when I'm zeroing in, suddenly "I live in London, did I forget to mention that?" :moody:

Hey, have you ever heard of this device, it's called an airplane...evidently, it flies across the Atlantic and lands at a magical place called Heathrow...just saying...Stephen wouldn't let a little ocean get in the way....hee hee...

Miss I.
06-24-2009, 01:21 PM
"You've Got Mail" more applicable, imo.

okay, taking away your blockbuster card...I am a girl and I don't even like that movie...

TheReverend
06-24-2009, 01:21 PM
Miss I on her way to bagging a lawyer Bronco fan...

I'm considering boning BroncoBuff myself now that I look at his credentials.

Miss I.
06-24-2009, 01:26 PM
Miss I on her way to bagging a lawyer Bronco fan...

I'm considering boning BroncoBuff myself now that I look at his credentials.

Hey, that only works if we share...;)

rugbythug
06-24-2009, 01:31 PM
I've read posts of yours in other threads completely contradictory to this one.

You fail as a human for being so two faced.

Please execute yourself while your children watch Ghostbusters.

Well I am happy to know I do not fit your stereotype of me.

Good Luck with life: Person who is so desperate for attention that he makes fake names for his fake name.

rugbythug
06-24-2009, 01:33 PM
BTW you look more like John Kerry than Ray Romano.

mr007
06-24-2009, 01:41 PM
Ohhh by the way..... if you do go to Costa Rica and Jaco, stop by the Beetle Bar =). When I was in Jaco, I met Dan Marino and Tony Siragusa. Tony brought 6 chicks out of the Beetle Bar, I should have recorded it.

Atlas
06-24-2009, 01:59 PM
Looks like I'm single again after six years .... and I'm suffering a mid-life crisis.

I can't afford a red sports car, but I have been spending alotta money ... drinking a lot too.


Can you help?

Take out a loan, get a red hot sports car find yourself a young hot girl and never get married again!!

BroncoInSkinland
06-24-2009, 02:31 PM
Minor plastic surgery?! That's cold! But yeah, not a great picture (though my eyes do look sober). And seriously .... Ray Romano? Never heard that one before ... hear Edward Hermann a lot ... and Gary Sandy (WKRP) a whole lot, all the time when I was younger.

Whatever ... plastic surgery actually sounds perfect for a mid-life crisis. Where should I start, doc?

Actually the Romano came from your avvy during the unfortunate basketball incident. The one throwing the snowball. Anyways, since others didn't see it, not applicable I guess. :)

As for where to start with the plastic surgery, that's between you and the doc, though a nice set of implants for your new "niece" from the strip club could be a good starting point...

BroncoBuff
06-24-2009, 05:05 PM
I think this is the point where Don Corleone bursts into the room, and starts slapping you across the face while shouting, "You can act like a man!" ;D

Along these lines .... I notice my pal Popps hasn't dropped in to offer any advice. But if he did, it might sound something like this .....

BroncoMuff you whiney-boy, why don't you write a fan letter to your boyfriend Jay and see if he gives a crap what you think. Maybe if you're lucky he'll autograph your news Bears jersey for you you ****ing ***.

Ahhhh, that's more like it. :thumbs: