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Dukes
06-18-2009, 10:43 AM
Kimberley Vlaminck, 18, claimed that she asked for only three stars to be tattooed near her left eye as a present from her father, Diego, who was upholding a family tradition of tattoos.

"My father wanted to pay because in our family everyone has a tattoo," she said.

As her father ate an ice cream outside, Miss Vlaeminck claims she fell asleep before waking up to find her face covered in the "nightmare" tattoos.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01424/stars_1424816c.jpg

Full Article: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/5551636/Girl-has-56-stars-tattooed-on-face-after-falling-asleep.html



How do you fall asleep while getting your face inked? Ha!

vancejohnson82
06-18-2009, 10:47 AM
holy sheez

DenverBrit
06-18-2009, 10:48 AM
How do you fall asleep while getting your face inked? Ha!

You don't. ;D

Spider
06-18-2009, 10:49 AM
I believe her , she is getting Railroaded the same way Oj did .........

Beantown Bronco
06-18-2009, 10:49 AM
How do you fall asleep while getting your face inked? Ha!

Seriously. And how big was that ice cream the dad was eating outside. He'd have to eat about 100 large sundaes to occupy himself in the time it would take to do all those stars.

This is such BS.

broncocalijohn
06-18-2009, 10:51 AM
I am calling BS and photo shop. How long does it take her Dad to sit outside and eat an ice cream? 56 tats take a long time and he would have come inside to see what is going on. Let us just say that I am wrong on this and she really got the tats, I know Hotrod would hit it.

ghwk
06-18-2009, 10:53 AM
She is now officially HOT! ROFL!

HILife
06-18-2009, 10:53 AM
Kimberley Vlaminck, 18, claimed that she asked for only three stars to be tattooed near her left eye as a present from her father, Diego, who was upholding a family tradition of tattoos.

"My father wanted to pay because in our family everyone has a tattoo," she said.

As her father ate an ice cream outside, Miss Vlaeminck claims she fell asleep before waking up to find her face covered in the "nightmare" tattoos.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01424/stars_1424816c.jpg

Full Article: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/belgium/5551636/Girl-has-56-stars-tattooed-on-face-after-falling-asleep.html



How do you fall asleep while getting your face inked? Ha!

WOW!!! What she meant to say was the pain knocked her out. How does someone mistake 3 for 54? Why would anyone what to tattoo their face?

bronco_boi_5280
06-18-2009, 10:55 AM
How do you fall asleep while getting your face inked? Ha!

Ask Bob. It'll explain a lot, actually.

vancejohnson82
06-18-2009, 10:58 AM
but what motive would the tattoo artist have to do this???

he cant get away with it....it makes him no money and it takes up more time

this whole thing is weird

OBF1
06-18-2009, 10:58 AM
Ask Bob. It'll explain a lot, actually.

I think you mean JIZZED :thumbs:

vancejohnson82
06-18-2009, 10:59 AM
this is the tat artist by the way...no lie

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45938000/jpg/_45938962_rouslantoumaniantz.jpg

SoDak Bronco
06-18-2009, 11:00 AM
Mike Tyson thinks this looks bad

vancejohnson82
06-18-2009, 11:03 AM
she spoke to the guy in French and English...

he doesnt speak either language....

now she says she wants to keep the ones on her forehead but none of the others

im reading too much about this

supermanhr9
06-18-2009, 11:06 AM
that girl just ruined her life.

Beantown Bronco
06-18-2009, 11:10 AM
The last sentence of the full article spells it out:

Mr Toumaniantz (the tatoo artist) has counterclaimed that the problems only began when the father saw his teenage daughter's tattoos.

Pretty obvious what happened. It can only be one of two things:

1. She wanted this done, knew her father wouldn't approve, but went ahead with it anyway hoping he'd get over it. He obviously freaked out when he saw it so he forced her to go along with this story to get it undone.

2. They were both in on it from the beginning and came up with this story before they even walked into the tatoo parlor, as a way of collecting the infamous "winning lottery ticket". Neither of them are American, though, and I'm not pessimistic enough about the people in the rest of the world to believe this was the motivation all along.

Rabb
06-18-2009, 11:11 AM
you know she puts out

Spider
06-18-2009, 11:13 AM
you know she puts out

Then it is all good

Los Broncos
06-18-2009, 11:15 AM
Now that has to be McDaniels fault.

Beantown Bronco
06-18-2009, 11:17 AM
Now that has to be McDaniels fault.

Nah it was Bowlen. He was the one taking the order for the tatoos and was in charge of relaying that info to the artist. He simply got the number of stars wrong.

Must've been that damn short term memory loss thing again.

Los Broncos
06-18-2009, 11:19 AM
Nah it was Bowlen. He was the one taking the order for the tatoos and was in charge of relaying that info to the artist. He simply got the number of stars wrong.

Must've been that damn short term memory loss thing again.

He cant do anything right, poor guy ROFL!

crush17
06-18-2009, 11:20 AM
I am calling BS and photo shop. How long does it take her Dad to sit outside and eat an ice cream? 56 tats take a long time and he would have come inside to see what is going on. Let us just say that I am wrong on this and she really got the tats, I know Hotrod would hit it.

yeah, exactly.

that is photoshop, there's only one star that actually looks real.

is this an Onion article? lol

besides, the only time I've EVER seen someone fall asleep getting work done is a dude that was on Xanax.

UberBroncoMan
06-18-2009, 11:27 AM
You'd think someone would try magic marker before doing that.

Florida_Bronco
06-18-2009, 11:41 AM
Kimberley Vlaminck, 18, claimed that she asked for only three stars to be tattooed near her left eye as a present from her father, Diego, who was upholding a family tradition of tattoos.

"My father wanted to pay because in our family everyone has a tattoo," she said. Sounds like a real high class family.

BabyTO
06-18-2009, 11:44 AM
Her dad is probably punching the **** out of her every morning to make sure she's not late for work.

Beantown Bronco
06-18-2009, 11:46 AM
Her dad is probably punching the **** out of her every morning to make sure she's not late for work.

Easy, killer. His name's not Brandon Marshall.

bfoflcommish
06-18-2009, 11:59 AM
Sounds like a real high class family.


i mean all of us with tattoos are low life scum right?

rugbythug
06-18-2009, 12:06 PM
i mean all of us with tattoos are low life scum right?

Not all of them. But if they are scum more than likely they have tattoo's

vancejohnson82
06-18-2009, 12:08 PM
Not all of them. But if they are scum more than likely they have tattoo's

I once got a tattoo while watching Ghostbusters

Garcia Bronco
06-18-2009, 12:13 PM
Haha stupid bitch. Enjoy youself and your pathetic life.

broncoblue
06-18-2009, 12:19 PM
shes a star from heaven

Taco John
06-18-2009, 12:28 PM
I'd have woken up when he started tattooing my nose.

DBroncos4life
06-18-2009, 12:32 PM
I would have tattooed your nuts hear on her chin.

gyldenlove
06-18-2009, 12:32 PM
I am pretty sure I would have woken up, and then I would have put the tattoo guy to sleep.

vancejohnson82
06-18-2009, 12:38 PM
I would have tattooed your nuts hear on her chin.

That would have been a double Fail

Tombstone RJ
06-18-2009, 12:42 PM
I just don't buy the story that she "fell asleep" with a needle digging into her face and the buzzzz of the equipment inches from her ears.

Nope, she was wasted, I bet you anything she was 3 sheets to the wind...

rugbythug
06-18-2009, 12:45 PM
I once got a tattoo while watching Ghostbusters

Yeah but do you have a tattoo of Ghost Busters

vancejohnson82
06-18-2009, 12:47 PM
Yeah but do you have a tattoo of Ghost Busters

now THAT'S going too far

I do have 8 of the same tattoos of Bill Murray's face going around my waist and underneath is says "Groundhog's Day" though

MagicHef
06-18-2009, 01:02 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01392/omg-lol_1392151i.jpg

Garcia Bronco
06-18-2009, 01:06 PM
Peter: Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring,
And he never taught me anything,
But still I slap my chest and sing -
Of My Drunken Irish Dad.
Oh, his face looks like a railroad map,
And he never shuts his freakin' trap...

Mickey: But all the ladies catch the clap
From your Drunken Irish Dad.

Peter: Ask a Hennessey, Tennessey, Morrison,
Shaughnessy, Reardon, and Rooney...
They'll tell you the same
McNulty, Mulrooney, and Carter and Clooney,
All feel the same mixture of pride and of
shame.

Mickey: Finnegan, Hannigan, Kelly, and Flanagan.
Look to the ground while their dad passes by
Cafferty, Rafferty, Joyce and O'Lafferty,
Fight for his honor and then start to cry!

(People in the bar dance and brawl while others play the fiddle, tin whistle, and concertina.)

Both: Oh, we Irish lads are all infirm,
And our moods infect us like a germ
'Cause we're all the spawn of a pickled sperm...

Mickey: (Spoken) And we don't tan well either.

All: ...From a Drunken Irish Dad!!

Retrieved from "http://familyguy.wikia.com/wiki/My_Drunken_Irish_Dad"

DBroncos4life
06-18-2009, 01:36 PM
That would have been a double Fail

lol long night ROFL!

ghwk
06-23-2009, 10:10 AM
And now for the rest of the story...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31400926/ns/world_news-weird_news/

BRUSSELS - A Belgian teenager who had 56 stars tattooed on the side of her face admitted that she had lied about knowing what happened because she was afraid of her father's reaction, British media reported.

Dudeskey
06-23-2009, 10:17 AM
http://threadbombing.com/data/media/2/spock_orly.gif

Hotrod
06-23-2009, 10:17 AM
Id hit it

Dukes
06-23-2009, 11:09 AM
And now for the rest of the story...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31400926/ns/world_news-weird_news/

BRUSSELS - A Belgian teenager who had 56 stars tattooed on the side of her face admitted that she had lied about knowing what happened because she was afraid of her father's reaction, British media reported.

Thank you Paul Harvey

Miss I.
06-23-2009, 11:13 AM
Id hit it

I think Spider would beat you to it

Hotrod
06-23-2009, 11:24 AM
I think Spider would beat you to it

I dont know its been awhile I might move pretty fast.

Meck77
06-23-2009, 11:41 AM
Id hit it

I would with my power sander.

Tombstone RJ
06-23-2009, 11:47 AM
How did she come up with 56 stars? Is her favorite LBer Al Wilson?

Miss I.
06-23-2009, 12:12 PM
I dont know its been awhile I might move pretty fast.

Yeah..why do guys brag about their speed...yeah, it isnt' a race to completion...men...sighhh

crawdad
06-23-2009, 12:19 PM
Yeah..why do guys brag about their speed...yeah, it isnt' a race to completion...men...sighhh

Personally, I savor the moment!

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 01:04 PM
I just don't buy the story that she "fell asleep" with a needle digging into her face and the buzzzz of the equipment inches from her ears.

You were right ... story running on MSNBC now, 1:03 Pacific time, she made up the whole story.

Miss I.
06-23-2009, 01:07 PM
You were right ... story running on MSNBC now, 1:03 Pacific time, she made up the whole story.

wow, shocking. Next you are going to tell me Stephen Colbert isn't really a conservative...

Hotrod
06-23-2009, 01:21 PM
wow, shocking. Next you are going to tell me Stephen Colbert isn't really a conservative...

So when the ex nick named me speedy that was not a compliment???

Miss I.
06-23-2009, 01:26 PM
So when the ex nick named me speedy that was not a compliment???

depends sweetie, on the context.. I mean my grandpa called all of the grandkids speedy, but that's because we ran around like crazy people...I also had a duck named Speedy...maybe she named you after a favorite pet, that would be okay right?:kiss:

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 02:14 PM
I also had a duck named Speedy...maybe she named you after a favorite pet, that would be okay right?:kiss:

A duck named Speedy? I have a turtle named Wally .....

If it weren't for the Atlantic Ocean, we'd be perfect for each other :(

Hotrod
06-23-2009, 02:57 PM
depends sweetie, on the context.. I mean my grandpa called all of the grandkids speedy, but that's because we ran around like crazy people...I also had a duck named Speedy...maybe she named you after a favorite pet, that would be okay right?:kiss:


http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/gender/images/Pizza.jpg

Bronx33
06-23-2009, 03:01 PM
This should inspire a thread about ( tattoos you got and regret when you were drunk, young or past out)

Kaylore
06-23-2009, 03:01 PM
I nominate this for "Who cares?" story of the day!

Hotrod
06-23-2009, 03:17 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/thehour/blog/images/20070405_cracked.jpg

gyldenlove
06-23-2009, 04:05 PM
A duck named Speedy? I have a turtle named Wally .....

If it weren't for the Atlantic Ocean, we'd be perfect for each other :(

I have a hamster named Pannie and one named Dusty, she is actually named Dustbunny, but it is too long to say.

BroncoBuff
06-23-2009, 10:15 PM
I have a hamster named Pannie and one named Dusty, she is actually named Dustbunny, but it is too long to say.

See? And once again, the Atlantic-freaking-Ocean stands in the way of true friendship ... that's just wrong.