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TheReverend
06-17-2009, 11:00 PM
Let's face facts. I'm smarter, better looking, faster and stronger than all of you. Is it wrong towards our species that I've only reproduced once and have decided that I won't do so again?

Poll incoming

ghwk
06-17-2009, 11:07 PM
This is going to end badly for you.LOL

tsiguy96
06-17-2009, 11:08 PM
Let's face facts. I'm smarter, better looking, faster and stronger than all of you. Is it wrong towards our species that I've only reproduced once and have decided that I won't do so again?

Poll incoming

doubt it :)

Pseudofool
06-17-2009, 11:10 PM
Let's face facts. I'm smarter, better looking, faster and stronger than all of you. Is it wrong towards our species that I've only reproduced once and have decided that I won't do so again?

Poll incoming
Well the emotional humility gene seems to be in short supply, here.

worm
06-17-2009, 11:11 PM
Sorry. Being chemically altered disqualifies you.

You, the six million dollar man and Timothy Leary are out.

TheReverend
06-17-2009, 11:12 PM
Did the poll come out?!?!??!

TheReverend
06-17-2009, 11:13 PM
This is going to end badly for you.LOL

ghwk, my man... nothing ever ends badly for me.

Ever.

TheReverend
06-17-2009, 11:14 PM
doubt it :)

We already know I'm stronger than you.

People that have a fighting chance: TheDave if he goes for it seriously. Liebs, because I don't know his stats but S-drol scares me. mr007 if he moves away from volume for strength training.

TheReverend
06-17-2009, 11:15 PM
Sorry. Being chemically altered disqualifies you.

You, the six million dollar man and Timothy Leary are out.

Then anyone who eats processed food and the hormones within is also disqualified.

TheReverend
06-17-2009, 11:15 PM
Mods, where's my ****ing poll?

BroncoMan4ever
06-17-2009, 11:15 PM
Let's face facts. I'm smarter, better looking, faster and stronger than all of you. Is it wrong towards our species that I've only reproduced once and have decided that I won't do so again?

Poll incoming

screw Darwin, i feel you have done humanity a disservice by passing your genes on. :thumbsup:

bronco610
06-17-2009, 11:15 PM
We already know I'm stronger than you.

People that have a fighting chance: TheDave if he goes for it seriously. Liebs, because I don't know his stats but S-drol scares me. mr007 if he moves away from volume for strength training.

I'll kick your arse you young upstart !!! :~ohyah!:

Popps
06-17-2009, 11:16 PM
Did the poll come out?!?!??!

:spit:

TheReverend
06-17-2009, 11:19 PM
:spit:

The irony of this will be my downfall! :spit:

I swear I've done a 1000 polls...

Options were:

"Yes"
"No"
and "She's a female, she can pass your genetic make-up multiple times if necessary"

TheReverend
06-17-2009, 11:22 PM
I'll kick your arse you young upstart !!! :~ohyah!:

I'm so genetically amazing that instead of cleverly owning you, I will thank you for your years spent as a tax paying citizen to this great nation and your contributions to the economy that fund my daughter's trust fund.

bronco610
06-17-2009, 11:25 PM
I'm so genetically amazing that instead of cleverly owning you, I will thank you for your years spent as a tax paying citizen to this great nation and your contributions to the economy that fund my daughter's trust fund.

May your cobra dripping aids bite you sir.

TheReverend
06-17-2009, 11:30 PM
May your cobra dripping aids bite you sir.

Prior to me injecting it to your entire fa...........

OM rules forbid me from finishing that sentence.\

"Boom, roasted" (Michael Scott, The Office)

Blueflame
06-17-2009, 11:31 PM
Mods, where's my ****ing poll?

Don't know but I added one just for you.

TheReverend
06-17-2009, 11:33 PM
Don't know but I added one just for you.

Thanks, Blue.

Please sticky thread. Much more important than "I had a baby" or "Wahhhhh I'm dying!"

TheReverend
06-17-2009, 11:34 PM
spdirty is clearly now a friend of mine.

Los Broncos
06-17-2009, 11:38 PM
Have more babies and make a football team.

Spider
06-17-2009, 11:39 PM
you got laid ? congrats on beating Bob ......

TheReverend
06-17-2009, 11:41 PM
you got laid ? congrats on beating Bob ......

vote, you inbred sheep ****er.

Spider
06-17-2009, 11:54 PM
vote, you inbred sheep ****er.

I would but my option wasnt up there ....

Mr.Meanie
06-17-2009, 11:56 PM
you've already pissed in our gene pool once, why stop now?

TheReverend
06-17-2009, 11:59 PM
Please don't be frightened to vote.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/images/polls/bar3-l.gifhttp://www.orangemane.com/BB/images/polls/bar3.gifhttp://www.orangemane.com/BB/images/polls/bar3-r.gif bronco610 (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/member.php?u=4592) and http://www.orangemane.com/BB/images/polls/bar5-l.gifhttp://www.orangemane.com/BB/images/polls/bar5.gifhttp://www.orangemane.com/BB/images/polls/bar5-r.gif Bronco_Doug (http://www.orangemane.com/BB/member.php?u=8804)

will not have me writing their name's down in a hypothetical "**** list" to dismantle any post they make from this point forward.

uplink
06-18-2009, 12:03 AM
Let's face facts. I'm smarter, better looking, faster and stronger than all of you. Is it wrong towards our species that I've only reproduced once and have decided that I won't do so again?

Poll incoming

Doesn't really matter what we think, but is it fair to the kid to have to live
up to such greatness?

Anyway for the generations to come, I'm collecting all your posts and having them bound; then will be submitting to the Library of Congress.

TheReverend
06-18-2009, 12:05 AM
Doesn't really matter what we think, but is it fair to the kid to have to live
up to such greatness?

Anyway for the generations to come, I'm collecting all your posts and having them bound; then will be submitting to the Library of Congress.

This is the kind of ingenuity I respect.

You, sir, deserve the millions to come, and can do so in zero fear of any litigation on my behalf.

montrose
06-18-2009, 12:07 AM
Rev, do us a favor and send every woman who chooses to reproduce with you to Denver so they may develop babies for Josh McDaniels. He is superior to all.

Society of McDaniels' offspring > The Human Race

TheReverend
06-18-2009, 12:08 AM
Rev, do us a favor and send every woman who chooses to reproduce with you to Denver so they may develop babies for Josh McDaniels. He is superior to all.

Society of McDaniels' offspring > The Human Race

"Disappointed" doesn't reflect the reality of what just happened...

montrose
06-18-2009, 12:09 AM
"Disappointed" doesn't reflect the reality of what just happened...

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/6462/nash.jpg

mhgaffney
06-18-2009, 12:12 AM
Darwin's theory is dead.

Haven't you heard?

TheReverend
06-18-2009, 12:12 AM
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Apparently, I'm slacking with my daughter's training regiment...

TheReverend
06-18-2009, 12:14 AM
Ugh... I've failed as a father when this has been out-sourced to South America:

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bronco610
06-18-2009, 12:16 AM
By the way voting for yourself doesn't count.

footstepsfrom#27
06-18-2009, 12:16 AM
Am I doing Darwin a disservice by reproducing only once?
Only if you're descended from him.

Taco John
06-18-2009, 12:28 AM
The jokes on you. Darwin lied. He's really a man. No matter how hard you try, he's not getting pregnant.

uplink
06-18-2009, 12:31 AM
This is the kind of ingenuity I respect.

You, sir, deserve the millions to come, and can do so in zero fear of any litigation on my behalf.

for prosperity's sake keep the posts coming.

Paladin
06-18-2009, 12:45 AM
Darwin's theory is dead.

Haven't you heard?

Thats alright. So are the Rev's senses of humor and humility....

Archer81
06-18-2009, 01:46 AM
My vote is go gay. That way you cant reproduce. Just sayin...


:Broncos:

elsid13
06-18-2009, 03:02 AM
Is it possible that you would willing to allow your offspring to breed with Hotrod's offspring to produce a generation of super rednecks? We need an army to invade Georgia.

rugbythug
06-18-2009, 07:34 AM
I am making up for your limited fertility. Being Both Stronger and Smarter than you I have taken the initiative and fathered three children.

Your Welcome.

gyldenlove
06-18-2009, 07:39 AM
Unless you mated with Dortoh you have done humanity a disservice... a Dortoh Rev baby would rule the world.

meangene
06-18-2009, 10:13 AM
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Spider
06-18-2009, 10:20 AM
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Tell me more of this so called Birth control stuff .......

vancejohnson82
06-18-2009, 10:23 AM
the rest of your genes should end up on your jeans

thats just my opinion

Doggcow
06-18-2009, 10:25 AM
Just because you were only able to get laid once doesn't mean YOU are the one making this choice.

TheReverend
06-18-2009, 10:28 AM
Currently, 12 people are fooling themselves.

How sad.

Meck77
06-18-2009, 10:28 AM
Perhaps the disservice already happened with the one?

TheReverend
06-18-2009, 10:39 AM
I am making up for your limited fertility. Being Both Stronger and Smarter than you I have taken the initiative and fathered three children.

Your Welcome.

Why "taking that initiative" was a mistake in one pic:

http://entertheoctopus.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/ghostbusters.jpg

vancejohnson82
06-18-2009, 10:41 AM
Why "taking that initiative" was a mistake in one pic:

http://entertheoctopus.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/ghostbusters.jpg

am I missing an inside joke? or just plain stupid today?

explanation?

Signed,

Baffled in New Jersey

meangene
06-18-2009, 10:42 AM
Tell me more of this so called Birth control stuff .......

Made divorce a hell of a lot cheaper! ;D

Spider
06-18-2009, 10:43 AM
Made divorce a hell of a lot cheaper! ;D

LOL , yeah I got 6 kids .....

55CrushEm
06-18-2009, 10:45 AM
Let's face facts. I'm smarter, better looking, faster and stronger than all of you. Is it wrong towards our species that I've only reproduced once and have decided that I won't do so again?

Poll incoming

Sure about that?

rugbythug
06-18-2009, 10:47 AM
am I missing an inside joke? or just plain stupid today?

explanation?

Signed,

Baffled in New Jersey

I can't even remember what I named the thread. I was mad because a friend let my 3 yo watch ghostbusters. And basically everyone else is a better parent than me because I am not permissive enough.

Although I think most don't have kids, or at least not toddlers.

vancejohnson82
06-18-2009, 10:51 AM
I can't even remember what I named the thread. I was mad because a friend let my 3 yo watch ghostbusters. And basically everyone else is a better parent than me because I am not permissive enough.

Although I think most don't have kids, or at least not toddlers.

ahhhhh....I must have missed that entire thread

Probably got lost somewhere in the meaningless McDaniels/Cutler/Gutless Drunk mess

Is there cursing in Ghostbusters?

Spider
06-18-2009, 10:51 AM
I can't even remember what I named the thread. I was mad because a friend let my 3 yo watch ghostbusters. And basically everyone else is a better parent than me because I am not permissive enough.

Although I think most don't have kids, or at least not toddlers.

Ghost Busters ? damn him ...err wait what was wrong with ghost busters ?

DenverBrit
06-18-2009, 10:53 AM
OT: Am I doing Darwin a disservice by reproducing only once?

You've already reproduced??

Oh, sh*t, too late!!





;D

TheReverend
06-18-2009, 10:53 AM
I <3 This Thread

Br0nc0Buster
06-18-2009, 11:00 AM
ahhhhh....I must have missed that entire thread

Probably got lost somewhere in the meaningless McDaniels/Cutler/Gutless Drunk mess

Is there cursing in Ghostbusters?

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=80542&highlight=ghost+busters

Seriously it is worth a look, its not just about Ghost busters

you to Spider

OABB
06-18-2009, 11:02 AM
Ghost Busters ? damn him ...err wait what was wrong with ghost busters ?

ask Jeffrey.

Spider
06-18-2009, 11:10 AM
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=80542&highlight=ghost+busters

Seriously it is worth a look, its not just about Ghost busters

you to Spider
LOL ......

Spider
06-18-2009, 11:13 AM
ask Jeffrey.

;D I let my kids watch alot of shows well except porn , but that goes without saying , my 17 year old Daughter is still a virgin and she doesnt commit major crimes .......my 14 year old son , thinks he is indestructible I blame that on the terminator , my 7 year old is pretty well adjusted , even after seeing Pee Wees big adventure ,and the triplets ...... to early to tell yet

bombquixote
06-18-2009, 11:23 AM
Let's face facts. I'm smarter, better looking, faster and stronger than all of you....

Funny, that's not what your wife told me...

bombquixote
06-18-2009, 11:24 AM
Let's face facts. I'm smarter, better looking, faster and stronger than all of you. Is it wrong towards our species that I've only reproduced once and have decided that I won't do so again?

Poll incoming

Oh, and your kid? Not yours.

ghwk
06-18-2009, 11:39 AM
ghwk, my man... nothing ever ends badly for me.

Ever.

Based on the poll results I'm not so sure about that.....

meangene
06-18-2009, 11:40 AM
LOL , yeah I got 6 kids .....

OUCH!

SureShot
06-18-2009, 11:48 AM
;D I let my kids watch alot of shows well except porn , but that goes without saying , my 17 year old Daughter is still a virgin and she doesnt commit major crimes .......my 14 year old son , thinks he is indestructible I blame that on the terminator , my 7 year old is pretty well adjusted , even after seeing Pee Wees big adventure ,and the triplets ...... to early to tell yet

So what kind of crimes does she commit?

Spider
06-18-2009, 11:51 AM
So what kind of crimes does she commit?

Speeding , not using her turn signals , back talks me , doesnt laugh at my jokes , makes fun of the way I dance , then one time I was teasing her in Albertsons , she turned to me and said keep it up , I get to pick your retirement home ......

SureShot
06-18-2009, 12:00 PM
Speeding , not using her turn signals , back talks me , doesnt laugh at my jokes , makes fun of the way I dance , then one time I was teasing her in Albertsons , she turned to me and said keep it up , I get to pick your retirement home ......

LOL

Beantown Bronco
06-18-2009, 12:19 PM
The real question is this:

Is Rev smarter, better looking, faster and stronger than everyone on the cruise ship?

You're right. I should probably start a separate poll.

Archer81
06-18-2009, 12:23 PM
The real question is this:

Is Rev smarter, better looking, faster and stronger than everyone on the cruise ship?

You're right. I should probably start a separate poll.


Does this cruise include Rosie O Donnell?


:Broncos:

alkemical
06-18-2009, 12:26 PM
Let's face facts. I'm smarter, better looking, faster and stronger than all of you. Is it wrong towards our species that I've only reproduced once and have decided that I won't do so again?

Poll incoming

No, i think you should just kill yourself and save yourself the trouble of reproducing.

gyldenlove
06-18-2009, 12:56 PM
The real question is this:

Is Rev smarter, better looking, faster and stronger than everyone on the cruise ship?

You're right. I should probably start a separate poll.

Seeing as how I am not on that cruise ship, it is not impossible that Rev is smarter, better looking, faster and stronger than everyone on that boat.

Bronx33
06-18-2009, 04:45 PM
Mods, where's my ****ing poll?

If you can't find your poll how are you going to reproduce :P


Seriously if you want you're name carried on ( have another kid) it really has nothing to do with doing darwin a disservice and you're not faster than me i already have a boy. ;D

broncofan7
06-18-2009, 04:57 PM
I think someone needs his clozaril & lithium doses adjusted...LOL. But can you top this guy?


http://www.psfk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/most-interesting-man.png

BFDD
06-18-2009, 05:32 PM
Let's face facts. I'm smarter, better looking, faster and stronger than all of you. Is it wrong towards our species that I've only reproduced once and have decided that I won't do so again?

Poll incoming

Absolutely you have done a disservice. Having no male descendants has irreparably changed your lineage.

Socially retarded men need to procreate. The pussification of our species has put alpha men on the endangered list, and you choosing to not spread your Y seed has only added to our demise.

Men were made to divide and conquer as much tail as possible. How are we going to continue that tradition with less politically incorrect men?

My father passed his social retardation down to me, and I to my son (soon to be sons). They need comrades in this war and you are not towing the party line. For shame!