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slyinky
06-09-2009, 10:12 PM
I was just checking out MLB box scores when I noticed that Matt Stairs is still playing baseball and it reminded me of an embarrassing remark he made after a game in which he hit the game winning HR. I couldn't remember what he said, so I did a google search and found it. Here it is:

"When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys — there’s no better feeling than to have that done."

Anybody know of any embarrassing remarks made by athletes or celebrities?

tsiguy96
06-09-2009, 10:29 PM
watch any jay cutler press conference. you know.

Archer81
06-10-2009, 12:04 AM
Anything by Phil Simms.


:Broncos:

Archer81
06-10-2009, 12:10 AM
Phil Simms:

In talking about a season-long NFL picks contest with fellow CBS analyst Boomer Esiason, Simms said: "Boomer's throwing that love out to me, being nice. I don't like it. I like a little friction." Ever hear of lube? (Dec. 31, 2006)

Simms was back in form Friday night in his first NFL broadcast of the season. Play-by-play announcer Greg Gumbel was discussing their experience with the blackout in Cleveland and said, “I haven’t seen that much candlelight since I was an altar boy.” Replied Simms: “It was kind of romantic, wasn’t it?” After a pause, he then said, “Maybe not.” Nice try covering for yourself, Phil. (2003)

“Look at Drew Brees. I’m talking about his pants. Don’t get nervous.” Simms said this as he was using a telestrator to draw a yellow circle around the left butt cheek of Brees to show how clean the Charger quarterback’s uniform was. As for the “don’t get nervous part,” use your imagination. (Oct. 2, 2005)

:Broncos:

BMarsh615
06-10-2009, 01:43 AM
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Pat Bowlen
06-10-2009, 03:27 AM
Tyson is almost impossible to beat.

This quote from Jason Kidd came to mind, "We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."

Broncomutt
06-10-2009, 07:48 AM
"I've had to overcome a lot of diversity."
-- Cavaliers forward Drew Gooden on the ups and downs of his NBA career

"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me."
-Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model


"It's a humbling thing being humble."
-- Former Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett on seeing his stock drop as the 2005 NFL draft was approaching.


"Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic."
-- Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez on the benefits of seeing a, well, therapist

"My wiener has never been so exhausted."
-- NASCAR's Kurt Busch after outlasting three other drivers to win the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile race at Lowe's Motor Speedway


"I'm rich. What am I supposed to do, hide it?"
-Detroit Tiger Lou Whitaker, arriving in a stretch limo for a players' union meeting during the 1994 baseball strike.

"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf."
-Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf


"I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers... I mean Chargers."
-Bill Belichick


and my favorite:

"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."
-Charles Shackleford of the NCSU basketball team


http://www.sportshollywood.com/dumbquotes.html

for lots more....

Paladin
06-10-2009, 08:35 AM
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
-Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977

Hogan11
06-10-2009, 09:40 AM
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Los Broncos
06-10-2009, 11:29 AM
I was just checking out MLB box scores when I noticed that Matt Stairs is still playing baseball and it reminded me of an embarrassing remark he made after a game in which he hit the game winning HR. I couldn't remember what he said, so I did a google search and found it. Here it is:

"When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys — there’s no better feeling than to have that done."
Anybody know of any embarrassing remarks made by athletes or celebrities?

Hilarious! Hilarious! Hilarious!

Kid A
06-10-2009, 11:59 AM
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TheElusiveKyleOrton
06-10-2009, 12:20 PM
"I've had to overcome a lot of diversity."
-- Cavaliers forward Drew Gooden on the ups and downs of his NBA career

Are you sure that wasn't BroncoFan7?

lex
06-10-2009, 12:22 PM
Are you sure that wasn't BroncoFan7?

If it was a Broncos fan, it would be something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke5Mr5eCF2U

...at least where a lot of posters are concerned.

Bronco Rob
06-10-2009, 12:27 PM
Howie Long - "The Denver Broncos will never win a Super Bowl if John Elway is still their QB."



Terry Bradshaw - "He's not a great QB, a good one. To reach greatness, you have to reach the pinnacle of greatness, and John Elway can't do that, and will never do that."


Joe Theissman -"John Elway can do everything great except win the games that matter the most."




:rofl:

HILife
06-10-2009, 07:54 PM
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XXXII
06-20-2009, 09:36 AM
Pretty sure you could start an entire embarassaing quote thread for George Bush...Ever seen the chimpomatic? It's hysterical.

Baba Booey
06-20-2009, 11:22 AM
Howie Long - "The Denver Broncos will never win a Super Bowl if John Elway is still their QB."



Terry Bradshaw - "He's not a great QB, a good one. To reach greatness, you have to reach the pinnacle of greatness, and John Elway can't do that, and will never do that."


Joe Theissman -"John Elway can do everything great except win the games that matter the most."




:rofl:

roflmaozedong

"Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck."
-Don Shula

"Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors."
-Frank Gifford

"We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do."
-Charles Barkley

"If I had Dwight Howard's body I would just go around the country beating the hell out of people."
-Charles Barkley

"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead."
-Erma Bombeck

"[O. J. has] an uncanny instinct for sensing when to make the move, when to make the cut. He can kill you with a headfake, he can kill you with the swiftness of his legs and the ability to be in a direction at any single second. He also kills you with his variation of speed... (on some of the ways O. J. Simpson can kill)"
-Howard Cosell

"Look at that little monkey run!"
-Howard Cosell during a 1983 Monday Night Football game between the Washington Redskins and Dallas Cowboys. The "little monkey" was Redskins receiver Alvin Garrett, who is black.