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mr007
06-08-2009, 03:21 PM
One of Rev's posts on how he's 99% sure he could convince one of his exes to sleep with someone's corpse made me think of this thread.... so I'll start it out.


Whore -> Horizontally available
Midget -> Vertically challenged

I know someone must have some good ones. Proceed!

Gcver2ver3
06-08-2009, 03:42 PM
this can't go anywhere good...

SureShot
06-08-2009, 03:45 PM
this can't go anywhere good...

I disagree Im thinking at least 7 pages.

Gcver2ver3
06-08-2009, 03:49 PM
I disagree Im thinking at least 7 pages.

lol...i didn't say the thread wouldn't go long...

just ain't goin nowhere good is all...

elsid13
06-08-2009, 04:00 PM
Mentally Challenged -> Spider
Sexually Frustrated -> Hotrod/Dortod or whatever his ****ing login is now
Winner Cooler Drinker -> Pez

sisterhellfyre
06-08-2009, 04:15 PM
One of Rev's posts on how he's 99% sure he could convince one of his exes to sleep with someone's corpse made me think of this thread.... so I'll start it out.

I found a few at this website:

www.bored.com/pcphrases

Abortion: a near-life experience
Alcoholic: an anti-sobriety activist
Bald: folically independent
Body Odor: a nondiscretionary fragrance.
Bum: a displaced homeowner
Cannibalism: an intra-species dining experience
Corpse: a static post-human mass
Cowardly: challenge challenged
Cowboys: bovine control officers
Dish Washer: a utensil sanitizer

My favorite of all time, tho, is calling an airplane crash "an undesirable ground-air interface." Thanks, US Air Force!

Bronco Rob
06-08-2009, 04:16 PM
Kansas City Cheefs Fan : A fecally plenary, spacially perplexed
person that cheers for a team that has a profound achieve a deficiency.








:wave:

listopencil
06-08-2009, 05:43 PM
My favorite:


Insane People - Mental Explorers