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TheReverend
06-07-2009, 11:42 PM
Elsid and Rohirrim.

For some reason, I can never tell the difference between the two.

Problem is, I KNOW I like one of them and hope the other would die.

epicSocialism4tw
06-08-2009, 12:02 AM
Elsid and Rohirrim.

For some reason, I can never tell the difference between the two.

Problem is, I KNOW I like one of them and hope the other would die.

Ha!

Are you taking your meds?

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 12:06 AM
Ha!

Are you taking your meds?

I'm clean. Just drunk.

You're an enigma to me. 70% of the time I wish you would die, but 30% I genuinely like you.

Regardless, you're beneath me. Move on.

Archer81
06-08-2009, 12:07 AM
I'm clean. Just drunk.

You're an enigma to me. 70% of the time I wish you would die, but 30% I genuinely like you.

Regardless, you're beneath me. Move on.


You type very well inebriated.


:Broncos:

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 12:12 AM
You type very well inebriated.


:Broncos:

I type for a living.

Though, in all honesty, I don't need to make a living...

Archer81
06-08-2009, 12:13 AM
I type for a living.

Though, in all honesty, I don't need to make a living...


Awesome. Can I borrow $10?

:Broncos:

epicSocialism4tw
06-08-2009, 12:15 AM
I'm clean. Just drunk.

You're an enigma to me. 70% of the time I wish you would die, but 30% I genuinely like you.

Regardless, you're beneath me. Move on.

Lithium will help with that. Ha!

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 12:21 AM
Lithium will help with that. Ha!

65-35% now.

Blueflame
06-08-2009, 12:50 AM
Because of a similarity in their current avys, I've gotten Crushaholic and Elsid mixed up at times....

BroncoBuff
06-08-2009, 12:56 AM
Your chances are 50-50. If you kill the wrong one, you can then just take out the other, and even though one innocent man is dead, your goal will, after all, be accomplished.

OBF1
06-08-2009, 01:09 AM
How about your Lakers tonight Buff :)

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 01:22 AM
Your chances are 50-50. If you kill the wrong one, you can then just take out the other, and even though one innocent man is dead, your goal will, after all, be accomplished.

You're now responsible for at least the murder of one man... maybe two.

How can you live with yourself?

BroncoBuff
06-08-2009, 01:26 AM
ME?!

Hey, I'm just giving advice ... you're the one lighting the fuse. ;D

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 01:30 AM
ME?!

Hey, I'm just giving advice ... you're the one lighting the fuse. ;D

Too drunk to read your post.

Will take it as volunteering to die next.

Congratulations. See you soon.

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 01:30 AM
Wait... before TJ gets any weird phone calls and has to send me ANOTHER angry PM...

I'm completely kidding.

Killericon
06-08-2009, 01:33 AM
Namechanging was the worst thing to happen here EVER. I really have no idea who's saying what anymore.

Blueflame
06-08-2009, 01:47 AM
You're now responsible for at least the murder of one man... maybe two.

How can you live with yourself?

Don't you dare... those are both Broncos fans (hence:very valuable).

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 01:48 AM
Don't you dare... those are both Broncos fans (hence:very valuable).

I suppose my:

"Blueflame vs Sassy" thread should stop before it starts then? :)

Blueflame
06-08-2009, 01:51 AM
I suppose my:

"Blueflame vs Sassy" thread should stop before it starts then? :)

Well... unless you want to be ganged up on by the :egbgb:...... I'd say perhaps yes. :wiggle:

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 02:07 AM
Well... unless you want to be ganged up on by the :egbgb:...... I'd say perhaps yes. :wiggle:

Swap the :egbgb: with the Swedish bikini team, and yes, I'd love to be ganged up on. :kiss:

Archer81
06-08-2009, 02:20 AM
Swap the :egbgb: with the Swedish bikini team, and yes, I'd love to be ganged up on. :kiss:


Always have to bring chicks into it...not right man. 8')


:Broncos:

BroncoBuff
06-08-2009, 02:21 AM
Careful Rev .... Eewy Gooey is a powerful contingent.

Not to be trifled with. Especially while under the influence.

Blueflame
06-08-2009, 02:21 AM
Swap the :egbgb: with the Swedish bikini team, and yes, I'd love to be ganged up on. :kiss:

But.. the Swedish bikini team doesn't wear orange n' blue..... ;D

(anyone is 10x more attractive in those colors, y'know..... )

elsid13
06-08-2009, 02:54 AM
Interesting I don't to be honored or call the cops for restraining order

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 02:54 AM
But.. the Swedish bikini team doesn't wear orange n' blue..... ;D

(anyone is 10x more attractive in those colors, y'know..... )

I plead the fif

http://www.students.stedwards.edu/jschanz/dafif.jpg

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 02:55 AM
Interesting I don't to be honored or call the cops for restraining order

You can solve aforementioned dilemna.

Do I rep you or insult the **** out of you?

Blueflame
06-08-2009, 02:56 AM
I plead the fif

http://www.students.stedwards.edu/jschanz/dafif.jpg

Ha! :spit:

elsid13
06-08-2009, 02:58 AM
You can solve aforementioned dilemna.

Do I rep you or insult the **** out of you?

Neither - you're still on the Horns.

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 03:00 AM
Neither - you're still on the Horns.

Cryptic **** like this helps prolong this situation for me...

BroncoBuff
06-08-2009, 03:03 AM
Namechanging was the worst thing to happen here EVER. I really have no idea who's saying what anymore.

I hate it too ... it's as bad as no avatars. There should be a rule: You CAN change your name, but you must type in "Formerly _____" in the line just below the username.

elsid13
06-08-2009, 03:36 AM
Cryptic **** like this helps prolong this situation for me...

OK let try this. Neither you and myself have every to the best of my knowledge got into "internet" smack down about anything. We have talked several times about the working out and new routines.

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 03:41 AM
OK let try this. Neither you and myself have every to the best of my knowledge got into "internet" smack down about anything. We have talked several times about the working out and new routines.

Oh. Awesome.

I like you.

Rohirrim's the phaggot then.

elsid13
06-08-2009, 03:45 AM
Oh. Awesome.

I like you.

Rohirrim's the phaggot then.

To the point as always devil-dog

Rohirrim
06-08-2009, 08:23 AM
I type for a living.

Though, in all honesty, I don't need to make a living...

Well, at least you're honest enough to call what you do by its right name: Typing. I was afraid you might think it's actually writing.

What happened? Your Skank O'the Week didn't show up? Or she wouldn't accept your check? If you're drunk and lonely, maybe you could try the Carradine Rope Trick? The internets is a wonderful thing. You could look up how to tie some nice, tight knots. Go to the Boy Scout site. They have diagrams even a drunk could figure out.

Orange_Beard
06-08-2009, 08:26 AM
This is how the Brittany Spears down fall started.

vancejohnson82
06-08-2009, 08:28 AM
Well, at least you're honest enough to call what you do by its right name: Typing. I was afraid you might think it's actually writing.

What happened? Your Skank O'the Week didn't show up? Or she wouldn't accept your check? If you're drunk and lonely, maybe you could try the Carradine Rope Trick? The internets is a wonderful thing. You could look up how to tie some nice, tight knots. Go to the Boy Scout site. They have diagrams even a drunk could figure out.



This should go over well...

Rohirrim
06-08-2009, 08:42 AM
I come here for the love.

footstepsfrom#27
06-08-2009, 08:47 AM
Ha!

Are you taking your meds?
I mixed you up with McSchism a couple times. ;)

Spider
06-08-2009, 09:50 AM
I type for a living.

Though, in all honesty, I don't need to make a living...

Typist ? No ****ing wonder you are juicing .............your biggest fear is breaking a nail

Blueflame
06-08-2009, 11:28 AM
Typist ? No ****ing wonder you are juicing .............your biggest fear is breaking a nail

Hey, breaking a nail can be brutal. Have you checked out the price of a manicure lately? :P ;D

Hotrod
06-08-2009, 11:33 AM
What the hell is this place

Miss I.
06-08-2009, 11:37 AM
:egbgb: Rev:
1. Swedish bikini team...bah, the girls here could kick there asses, while I help drain their bank accounts...It's like Charlie's Angels only actually good.
2. Are you death is that why you make a killing rather then a living? Why does this make me think of Family Guy and also Monty Python (bring out your dead...I am not quite dead yet)...must be the beer I am drinking...England makes some fine beer, as does Ireland, Germany...ahhh I like it here...but I digress.

Roh? Please leave all distasteful suicide remarks to Lex...otherwise I will get confused and mostly I think you are a pretty smart guy...course it could be the beer. ;D

:egbgb: :egbgb: Go Broncos:egbgb: :egbgb:

Rohirrim
06-08-2009, 11:38 AM
What the hell is this place

Given that The Rev is still logged in but hasn't posted all day, I'm guessing he's passed out on the floor and left his laptop on. Hope he didn't piss himself. Ha!

Dukes
06-08-2009, 11:44 AM
Given that The Rev is still logged in but hasn't posted all day, I'm guessing he's passed out on the floor and left his laptop on. Hope he didn't piss himself. Ha!

Ha!

Rohirrim
06-08-2009, 11:45 AM
:egbgb: Rev:
1. Swedish bikini team...bah, the girls here could kick there asses, while I help drain their bank accounts...It's like Charlie's Angels only actually good.
2. Are you death is that why you make a killing rather then a living? Why does this make me think of Family Guy and also Monty Python (bring out your dead...I am not quite dead yet)...must be the beer I am drinking...England makes some fine beer, as does Ireland, Germany...ahhh I like it here...but I digress.

Roh? Please leave all distasteful suicide remarks to Lex...otherwise I will get confused and mostly I think you are a pretty smart guy...course it could be the beer. ;D

:egbgb: :egbgb: Go Broncos:egbgb: :egbgb:

Who me? I'm innocent as a babe. ;D I always liked Carradine. I even gave him the thumbs up once on PCH after engaging in a little race against his Firebird. You've got to admit, a guy who dies in a closet with his junk in a lasso deserves a little posthumous humor.

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 11:47 AM
Given that The Rev is still logged in but hasn't posted all day, I'm guessing he's passed out on the floor and left his laptop on. Hope he didn't piss himself. Ha!

You're extremely close to reality.

But I didn't piss myself... this time ;)

Rohirrim
06-08-2009, 11:48 AM
You're extremely close to reality.

But I didn't piss myself... this time ;)

I know how you trust fund kids live. ;D

Miss I.
06-08-2009, 11:49 AM
Who me? I'm innocent as a babe. ;D I always liked Carradine. I even gave him the thumbs up once on PCH after engaging in a little race against his Firebird. You've got to admit, a guy who dies in a closet with his junk in a lasso deserves a little posthumous humor.

well said sir...but nobody on this board is as innocent as a Babe, unless the Babe you refer to is Babe Ruth...:-*

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 11:51 AM
I know how you trust fund kids live. ;D

Well, at least you know that after a bottle of whiskey I'm all class and charm.

Blueflame
06-08-2009, 11:51 AM
:egbgb: Rev:
1. Swedish bikini team...bah, the girls here could kick there asses, while I help drain their bank accounts...It's like Charlie's Angels only actually good.
2. Are you death is that why you make a killing rather then a living? Why does this make me think of Family Guy and also Monty Python (bring out your dead...I am not quite dead yet)...must be the beer I am drinking...England makes some fine beer, as does Ireland, Germany...ahhh I like it here...but I digress.

Roh? Please leave all distasteful suicide remarks to Lex...otherwise I will get confused and mostly I think you are a pretty smart guy...course it could be the beer. ;D

:egbgb: :egbgb: Go Broncos:egbgb: :egbgb:

English beer sounds yummy... drink one for me, Miss I. :D

Miss I.
06-08-2009, 12:01 PM
English beer sounds yummy... drink one for me, Miss I. :D

no problem..I am drinking my second one now...course Blue, we could have a Bronco tailgate in England...it wouldn't make much sense in terms of the football here is a bit different, but we'd have fun no doubt...

gyldenlove
06-08-2009, 12:01 PM
English beer sounds yummy... drink one for me, Miss I. :D

English beer is one step up from someone elses morning urin on the universal scale of beverages.

Miss I.
06-08-2009, 12:08 PM
English beer is one step up from someone elses morning urin on the universal scale of beverages.

I suppose, but this Stella Artois seems okay, not as good as the Guinness I got the other day or the Belgian White I had, but it gets it done...to be honest I prefer wine...it's quite tasty and gets me drunker faster...;D

Blueflame
06-08-2009, 12:20 PM
no problem..I am drinking my second one now...course Blue, we could have a Bronco tailgate in England...it wouldn't make much sense in terms of the football here is a bit different, but we'd have fun no doubt...

Oh, absolutely we'd have fun. :egbgb:

gyldenlove
06-08-2009, 12:21 PM
I suppose, but this Stella Artois seems okay, not as good as the Guinness I got the other day or the Belgian White I had, but it gets it done...to be honest I prefer wine...it's quite tasty and gets me drunker faster...;D

Stella if from Belgium, Guinness is from Ireland, neither is English. Stella is by the way the scourge of modern Britain, essentially after the greatest empire the world has ever seen collapsed due to inbreeding and poor dental hygiene, Stella is what has kept Britain from ever regaining any form of international prominence.

Blueflame
06-08-2009, 12:21 PM
English beer is one step up from someone elses morning urin on the universal scale of beverages.

I thought the English made some pretty fine ale.... ???

Rock Chalk
06-08-2009, 12:23 PM
Elsid and Rohirrim.

For some reason, I can never tell the difference between the two.

Problem is, I KNOW I like one of them and hope the other would die.

Its easy Rev.

elsid cannot form a proper sentence in the English language, Rohirrim is a liberal douche.

Thats how you tell them apart :)

Meck77
06-08-2009, 12:24 PM
Rev cut the crap dude. Post more pics of the chick with tats or some other gals will ya?

missingnumber7
06-08-2009, 12:32 PM
I miss a day on here and i miss all the excitement

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 12:36 PM
Rev cut the crap dude. Post more pics of the chick with tats or some other gals will ya?

Hey, did I ever PM you nudes? Had to system restore my computer and now they're all gone.

SureShot
06-08-2009, 12:47 PM
I'm enjoying the new Rev.

vancejohnson82
06-08-2009, 12:57 PM
this is without a doubt...

unequivocally...


Not where I parked my car.

Hotrod
06-08-2009, 01:01 PM
this is without a doubt...

unequivocally...


Not where I parked my car.


I actually had a guy call in one day when I was working in Denver and said he would not be into work that day because he had lost his car somewhere around the dog track in commerce city Ha!

vancejohnson82
06-08-2009, 01:06 PM
I actually had a guy call in one day when I was working in Denver and said he would not be into work that day because he had lost his car somewhere around the dog track in commerce city Ha!

hahaha....

We were outside of a bar in NYC a few years ago and this guy walks right in front of us and looks at a parking spot....he puts his hands on his head like someone does in Vegas at the blackjack table when the dealer hits 21....and he says in a very desperate voice....

"oh no...this isn't where i parked my car."

definintely one of those "had to be there" moments but it a memory that resonates deeply with me to this day

Inkana7
06-08-2009, 01:08 PM
I too have to come clean. I just now realized that elsid's name is El Sid, not just one word, elsid. Interesting.

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 01:16 PM
this is without a doubt...

unequivocally...


Not where I parked my car.
.
I was trying to keep it clean....all I hear on this board is how its "family" board....so no pictures of boobies or conversations about swollen prostates....so I have to get my booby and prostate fix elsewhere.

Had I known the "Survivor Thread" was open to yogurt throat deposits and descriptions of rectal debauchery I would have made a more concerted effort to pretty my rant up with some grisly detail.

The worst part about my death was the gracious manner in which it was done. It was like showing up for my first day in jail and having my new cellmate help me hang up my Jim Rome poster and my "The Many Faces of Constipated Penguins" calendar. He then shows a very touristy view of the prison facilities, shares his biscuit with me in the mess hall, and teaches me the secret in making the prison toilet paper just soft enough to not irritate my bum (the secret is hand soap)

Then right before bed he leans over, and in a very quiet, yet reassuing tone he tells me, "You know I'm going to be making violent love to your cornmuffin every night right"...and with a little tap on the head and a slight massage on the shoulder, his true intentions are revealed....

so yea, this game is kinda like that

gunns
06-08-2009, 01:20 PM
I actually had a guy call in one day when I was working in Denver and said he would not be into work that day because he had lost his car somewhere around the dog track in commerce city Ha!

Just this morning one of my employees called in saying he couldn't come in as his headlights weren't working. First off he comes to work in light and goes home in light.....and how long does it take to replace a headlight. I don't think he's ever had a woman boss before.

vancejohnson82
06-08-2009, 01:51 PM
Just this morning one of my employees called in saying he couldn't come in as his headlights weren't working. First off he comes to work in light and goes home in light.....and how long does it take to replace a headlight. I don't think he's ever had a woman boss before.

At my old job i missed a day and blew off my boss' phone calls to go play golf...

The next day I showed up like nothing was wrong and he called me into his office....he asked me what happened?

I said, "I didn't think I was supposed to be here"

THe answer must have thrown him off because he just sent me back to my desk and the issue was never brought up again.

Basically, my half-assed attempt at an excuse was about thirty times better than your employees...

missingnumber7
06-08-2009, 01:51 PM
.

ummm...yea...thats disturbing

elsid13
06-08-2009, 02:45 PM
English beer sounds yummy... drink one for me, Miss I. :D

English beer is served warm. Still sound appealing???

missingnumber7
06-08-2009, 02:46 PM
English beer is served warm. Still sound appealing???

yup

elsid13
06-08-2009, 02:49 PM
English beer is one step up from someone elses morning urin on the universal scale of beverages.

Flag Porter is an outside porter, gold medal winner in World Event in 2002. And St. Peter's Cream Ale is also outstanding.

Blueflame
06-08-2009, 02:52 PM
English beer is served warm. Still sound appealing???

Hmmm... well I prefer my beer cold, but I'd try it anyway. Dunno if I'd have two, but I'd try one.

TheReverend
06-08-2009, 02:54 PM
I've been Eurotrash beer jacked...

Must get back on track...

Will harness power of Christian Bale rant:

Am I going to walk around and rip your ------- lights down, in the middle of a scene? Then why the ---- are you walking right through? Ah-da-da-dah, like this in the background. What the ---- is it with you? What don't you ------- understand? You got any ------- idea about, hey, it's ------- distracting having somebody walking up behind Bryce in the middle of the ------- scene? Give me a ------- answer! What don't you get about it?

Miss I.
06-08-2009, 02:56 PM
English beer is served warm. Still sound appealing???

Well, all the ale I have gotten has been cold or certainly not what I would consider warm so I don't know maybe it depends on where you go. Plus tonight I was drinking bottled out of my fridge so now problemo...

bronco militia
06-08-2009, 02:57 PM
come clean on these

http://fullygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/cleavage.jpg

elsid13
06-08-2009, 02:59 PM
come clean on these

http://fullygeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/cleavage.jpg

YEAH!

Broncos_OTM
06-08-2009, 09:05 PM
Euro Beer jacked again this thread is.


Guiness is alright

Murphys is better

But Old Raspin is best.