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TonyR
06-03-2009, 12:10 PM
Or the country? The higher education gap suggests it's possible.


It's college graduation season, and according to data available from the U.S. Department of Education, an estimated 3,092,800 degrees will be granted this academic year (2008-2009) for Associate's degrees (714,000), Bachelor's degrees (1,585,000), Master's degrees (647,000), Professional degrees for MD, DDS and JD (91,000) and Doctor's degrees for Ph.D and Ed.D (55,800).

Of the more than 3 million college degrees for the Class of 2009, women will earn close to 60% of those degrees (1,849,200), or almost 149 degrees for every 100 degrees earned by men.

And it's now official: Women dominate men at every level of higher education, in terms of degrees conferred. Here's the breakdown for graduates of the class of 2009:

Associate's Degrees: 167 for women for every 100 for men.

Bachelor's Degrees: 142 for women for every 100 for men.

Master's Degrees: 159 for women for every 100 for men.

Professional Degrees: 104 for women for every 100 for men.

Doctoral Degrees: 107 for women for every 100 for men.

In fact, the last time men had more degrees than women at any level was the Class of 2006, which had slightly more men than women for both Professional and Doctoral degrees. For the other levels, it hasn't been even close for decades. The last year that men earned more Master's degrees than women was 1984-1985, for Bachelor's degrees it was the Class of 1981, and for Associates degrees it was 1976-1977 when men earned more degrees than women.

For all levels of higher education, women have earned more college degrees than men in every year since the Class of 1982, and the degree gap has widened in every year since then, and is expected to widen in the future through the 2016-2017 year (see chart above).

http://mjperry.blogspot.com/2009/06/women-dominate-higher-education-at.html

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 12:12 PM
Wow. A lot of women got lost on their way to the kitchen.

:)

Sassy
06-03-2009, 12:12 PM
They already do!!! :devil: ;D

TailgateNut
06-03-2009, 12:24 PM
They already do!!! :devil: ;D

At least in the western hemisphere.:thanku:

or is it "control"?

Garcia Bronco
06-03-2009, 12:25 PM
They already do!!! :devil: ;D

+1

A woma can do anything a man can, but men can't doing something women can do. What would that be?

TailgateNut
06-03-2009, 12:26 PM
+1

A woma can do anything a man can, but men can't doing something women can do. What would that be?

Manipulate!

Jason in LA
06-03-2009, 12:32 PM
So will that mean that the woman will pick up the check on the first date ;D

OABB
06-03-2009, 12:36 PM
This will just make blumpkins that much hotter.

TailgateNut
06-03-2009, 12:37 PM
So will that mean that the woman will pick up the check on the first date ;D


I've seen your photos, and doubt those women have the ability to pick up the check.!Booya! :spit:

OABB
06-03-2009, 12:43 PM
When did they start giving out Home-ec degrees?

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 12:47 PM
Dearest Miss Independent,

What was it you were saying about how unfair the world is for woman again?

Dear OBB,

I believe you are taking that particular thread out of context, but to quote John Bender in the Breakfast Club, "Shut up bitch. Go fix me a turkey pot pie" ;D

Love and fondest wishes from England,

Miss I

OABB
06-03-2009, 12:56 PM
Dear OBB,

I believe you are taking that particular thread out of context, but to quote John Bender in the Breakfast Club, "Shut up b****. Go fix me a turkey pot pie" ;D

Love and fondest wishes from England,

Miss I

I know, that's why I erased my post.....I apologize, as I was wrong and out of context.


thanks for the loving send off...


oh, and **** you!:-*

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 12:57 PM
Dear OBB,

I believe you are taking that particular thread out of context, but to quote John Bender in the Breakfast Club, "Shut up b****. Go fix me a turkey pot pie" ;D

Love and fondest wishes from England,

Miss I

There's your first problem.

Did they confiscate your toothbrush at the airport?

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 01:02 PM
I know, that's why I erased my post.....I apologize, as I was wrong and out of context.


thanks for the loving send off...


oh, and **** you!:-*

ahh, talk like that...sighh, a girl dreams of those days...I think it's a guaranteed (to quote another thread) pantie wetter or dropper or some other thing guys like about panties...(hopefully not wearing them). :twokisses


as for the actual college education thing, not really surprising, but certainly not a guarantee we will rule the world. I mean technically, GWB has a degree from Yale, but umm, not going to count him as my favorite person or a great leader. Personally I am counting on either Stewie or The Brain taking over the world.

(and no I snuck all my dental hygiene in and are having care packages sent..and when I go to Paris, got to hide my shaving stuff too ;D )

Gcver2ver3
06-03-2009, 01:04 PM
women can get as educated as they want...

but the harsh reality is, if i get the urge to up and pimp slap one, they have no choice but to submit...

OABB
06-03-2009, 01:09 PM
ahh, talk like that...sighh, a girl dreams of those days...I think it's a guaranteed (to quote another thread) pantie wetter or dropper or some other thing guys like about panties...(hopefully not wearing them). :twokisses


as for the actual college education thing, not really surprising, but certainly not a guarantee we will rule the world. I mean technically, GWB has a degree from Yale, but umm, not going to count him as my favorite person or a great leader. Personally I am counting on either Stewie or The Brain taking over the world.

(and no I snuck all my dental hygiene in and are having care packages sent..and when I go to Paris, got to hide my shaving stuff too ;D )

I have always had a way with the ladies....

OABB
06-03-2009, 01:11 PM
I think this should be celebrated...

How awesome are men, that not only did we allow woman to vote, but we let them attend school and even graduate.

We are truly benevolent beings.

SureShot
06-03-2009, 01:13 PM
Nope.

Spider
06-03-2009, 01:17 PM
The hand that Rocks the cradle ,rules the world

TonyR
06-03-2009, 01:18 PM
...I mean technically, GWB has a degree from Yale, but umm, not going to count him as my favorite person or a great leader.

About that Yale degree...


Bush went to "those schools" during an era (actually, at the tail end of an era) when admission to those schools wasn't necessarily a sign of towering intellect, at least if you hailed from the right family, as Bush did. As Nicholas Lemann explained it in his 2000 New Yorker profile of Bush:

After Bush's class was admitted, Yale's new president, Kingman Brewster, Jr., a liberal-reformist New England patrician, brought in an insurrectionary new director of admissions, only twenty-nine years old, named R. Inslee Clark, Jr. Clark set about making Yale more of a national institution dominated by public-school graduates who were picked for their academic abilities. He made so many people mad that he lasted only five years in the job, but by that time the revolution was substantially complete. A good way of encapsulating the abrupt change from Old Yale to New Yale is this: George H. W. Bush is the eldest of four brothers. All four went to Yale. George W. Bush is the eldest of four brothers, too. He is the only one who went to Yale.


http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_plank/archive/2009/05/27/more-miers.aspx

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 01:22 PM
About that Yale degree...


Bush went to "those schools" during an era (actually, at the tail end of an era) when admission to those schools wasn't necessarily a sign of towering intellect, at least if you hailed from the right family, as Bush did. As Nicholas Lemann explained it in his 2000 New Yorker profile of Bush:

After Bush's class was admitted, Yale's new president, Kingman Brewster, Jr., a liberal-reformist New England patrician, brought in an insurrectionary new director of admissions, only twenty-nine years old, named R. Inslee Clark, Jr. Clark set about making Yale more of a national institution dominated by public-school graduates who were picked for their academic abilities. He made so many people mad that he lasted only five years in the job, but by that time the revolution was substantially complete. A good way of encapsulating the abrupt change from Old Yale to New Yale is this: George H. W. Bush is the eldest of four brothers. All four went to Yale. George W. Bush is the eldest of four brothers, too. He is the only one who went to Yale.


http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_plank/archive/2009/05/27/more-miers.aspx

Wow, that's interesting...thanks.

Doggcow
06-03-2009, 01:35 PM
Notice how their number of degrees goes down as they get more advanced. They top out earlier than men :)

It's like that supercar that could outrun the jet, for half a mile, then the jet smashed it as it topped out at like half a mile.

HILife
06-03-2009, 01:39 PM
I thought they already ruled the world. As Jay-z said:

Da power of the P.U.S.*.Y

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 01:44 PM
http://www.agiantfart.com/images/motivational_posters/motivational_poster_dishes.jpg

rugbythug
06-03-2009, 01:45 PM
Men Have more Outliers on the Bell Curve. More ultra successful. More Ultra unsuccessful. Women tend to stick more in the middle.

Hulamau
06-03-2009, 01:47 PM
They already do!!! :devil: ;D

Quoted for truth! :sunshine:

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 01:55 PM
http://www.funnypictures.org/userpics/1212200863813AMfunn3y.jpg

Beantown Bronco
06-03-2009, 01:58 PM
Notice how their number of degrees goes down as they get more advanced. They top out earlier than men :)


Too bad. I like my women to be more top-heavy.

Garcia Bronco
06-03-2009, 02:02 PM
About that Yale degree...


Bush went to "those schools" during an era (actually, at the tail end of an era) when admission to those schools wasn't necessarily a sign of towering intellect, at least if you hailed from the right family, as Bush did. As Nicholas Lemann explained it in his 2000 New Yorker profile of Bush:

After Bush's class was admitted, Yale's new president, Kingman Brewster, Jr., a liberal-reformist New England patrician, brought in an insurrectionary new director of admissions, only twenty-nine years old, named R. Inslee Clark, Jr. Clark set about making Yale more of a national institution dominated by public-school graduates who were picked for their academic abilities. He made so many people mad that he lasted only five years in the job, but by that time the revolution was substantially complete. A good way of encapsulating the abrupt change from Old Yale to New Yale is this: George H. W. Bush is the eldest of four brothers. All four went to Yale. George W. Bush is the eldest of four brothers, too. He is the only one who went to Yale.


http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_plank/archive/2009/05/27/more-miers.aspx

He also got a degree from a college at Yale that doesn't even exist.

Garcia Bronco
06-03-2009, 02:03 PM
Manipulate!

I was going to say raise our Children.

Bronx33
06-03-2009, 02:03 PM
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?












Nothing, you told her twice.

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:06 PM
http://www.brandonberndt.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/feminism.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:06 PM
http://www.motivationalz.com/pictures/feminism.jpg

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:07 PM
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd275/jaadkins2006/sheep.jpg

Bronx33
06-03-2009, 02:08 PM
hotrod has been waiting for this thread :spit:

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:09 PM
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd275/jaadkins2006/sheep.jpg

whoops didnt see you hanging around here :)

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:10 PM
http://thumb.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/02/04/feminist,funny,text-7739b7c879b96ac77d0aa442cca66241_m.jpg

Spider
06-03-2009, 02:11 PM
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd275/jaadkins2006/sheep.jpg

well I never .............

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:11 PM
http://blog.lib.umn.edu/leib0045/mymediajournal/feminism.gif

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:13 PM
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/7/17/633518825891002263-dear-john---because-sending-a-text-message-or-email-is-so-impersonal---demotivational-relationship-poster.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:13 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_11-nzoYFuQU/RpFHx_Iu26I/AAAAAAAAA1I/ekP9kglbPbE/s400/FeministsChristian.bmp

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:16 PM
http://dwightk.com/images/feminists.png

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:17 PM
http://thewhatifgirl.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-chick-sexism-sensitivity-fail.jpg

HILife
06-03-2009, 02:17 PM
This thread was designed for Dortoh LOL

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:18 PM
http://dwightk.com/images/feminists.png

no silly a massage...where is mine by the way? You gave it to the sheep didn't ya? You know you should leave Spider's sheep alone...:twokisses

Bronx33
06-03-2009, 02:18 PM
This thread was designed for Dortoh LOL


I think he has 2 or 3 gigs of this stuff saved up.Ha!

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:22 PM
I think he has 2 or 3 gigs of this stuff saved up.Ha!

well, he has to do something with the other 23hrs 59 minutes of the day ;D

HILife
06-03-2009, 02:23 PM
I think he has 2 or 3 gigs of this stuff saved up.Ha!

And I plan on reading every one of them.Hilarious!

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:24 PM
http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/6800/motivationalposterfixedfg4.jpg

OABB
06-03-2009, 02:25 PM
24336

HILife
06-03-2009, 02:25 PM
http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/6800/motivationalposterfixedfg4.jpg

:rofl: :rofl:

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:26 PM
http://i31.tinypic.com/wwm7p1.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:26 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WmMIrkP-2Ns/SVBnKcj_GiI/AAAAAAAABHM/XgqvIhlDBVE/s400/Domestic+Violence.bmp

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:30 PM
http://www.justthelists.com/wp-content/plugins/hot-linked-image-cacher/upload/lh3.ggpht.com/_dlkAw43cLC0/SSgRKZSWqRI/AAAAAAAAA_A/kj47tKdUX_k/s800/21-wife.jpg

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:31 PM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/MA-NeverPissedWoman.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:32 PM
http://david.farmnet.com.au/files/2009/01/farmwifer.jpg

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:32 PM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/MA-Explain.jpg

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:33 PM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/G-WhichIsWorse.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:34 PM
http://unravelingmysteries.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/choices-demotivational-poster-1234211401.jpg

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:34 PM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/MA-SorryIMissedChurch.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:34 PM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/MA-Explain.jpg

for my charm :)

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:35 PM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/G-NotReallyABitch.gifhttp://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/G-PlayDumb.jpg

sisterhellfyre
06-03-2009, 02:35 PM
So will that mean that the woman will pick up the check on the first date ;D

Some of us already do. :-)

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:36 PM
http://www.thecomedynet.com/wp-content/gallery/newimages5/MENWOMENSHOPPINGPICS.jpg

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:36 PM
for my charm :)

what? Is that what you call it? interesting...:twokisses

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:37 PM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/MA-WellBehaved.jpghttp://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/G-PutOnBigGrlPanties.jpg

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:38 PM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/G-MommyWhiteRacistBS.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:42 PM
http://www.ghazm.com/wp-content/gallery/de-motivational-posters/balls-sexual-harassment-demotivational-poster.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:43 PM
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/8495/sexualharrasmentviaflichn4.jpg

Bronx33
06-03-2009, 02:44 PM
http://www.thecomedynet.com/wp-content/gallery/newimages5/MENWOMENSHOPPINGPICS.jpg


That is some funny **** ROFL!

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:45 PM
http://www.agiantfart.com/images/motivational_posters/motivational_poster_rebelious_wife.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:47 PM
http://kuru.ca/g/female%20sale.jpg

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:48 PM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/B-I'veNeverKilled.gif

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:48 PM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/B-Don'tActStupid.gifhttp://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/B-DoesItBotherYou.gif

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:52 PM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/B-FemRadical.gifhttp://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/B-ILovePorn.gifumm how did that get there oops

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:52 PM
http://inquisitr.com/extra/wp-content/2008/12/marriage.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:54 PM
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/failed-marriage-house-demotivational-poster.jpg

Garcia Bronco
06-03-2009, 02:54 PM
for my charm :)

More like your Lucky Charms.

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:55 PM
http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Demotivational/2/demotivational-posters-marriage.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:55 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_iGQqUeiNDEM/SKJeHj2BrJI/AAAAAAAAAWk/mBqcATCAL5c/s400/marriage-death-demotivational-poster.jpg

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:55 PM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/B-LifeLibertyWoman.gifhttp://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/B-MindsParachutes.gifhttp://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/B-MySexualPreference.gifoops again

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 02:57 PM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/B-NothingDangerous.gif

broncofan7
06-03-2009, 02:57 PM
They already do--they have the one asset that is unbeaten and untied in all time..................

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 02:58 PM
http://www.artlex.com/ArtLex/f/images/femns_good.wife.1955.jpg

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 03:04 PM
A good wife knows her place, yep...on top...now I am done for the night..try to keep your charms safe...;D

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 03:08 PM
http://www.gloryofwar.com/forums/uploads/monthly_02_2008/post-13-1203261583.jpg

Miss I.
06-03-2009, 03:10 PM
http://www.gloryofwar.com/forums/uploads/monthly_02_2008/post-13-1203261583.jpg

dude...you really shouldn't post your picture :kiss:

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 03:13 PM
dude...you really shouldn't post your picture :kiss:

He is an American hero just like me :)

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 03:14 PM
http://blog.bioethics.net/938-010divorce-posters.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 03:14 PM
http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/gender/images/divorce.jpg

Pony Boy
06-03-2009, 03:15 PM
A wise man once said

If women didn't have a vigina there would be a bounty on them.

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 03:19 PM
http://www.fillmewithbeer.com/siteroot/news_img/Bild_506.png

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 03:58 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/1881kj4.jpg

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 03:59 PM
http://www.gloryofwar.com/forums/uploads/monthly_02_2008/post-13-1203261583.jpg

Men Against Amazonian Masterhood!

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 04:01 PM
I'm going to get in trouble but I just cant help myself

http://biggeekdaddy.com/sitebuilder/images/Practice_Motivation-600x480.jpg

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:11 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/039ll1qz1.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 04:15 PM
http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/demotivational-posters-true-love.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 04:19 PM
http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/unmotivational-poster-4.jpg

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:19 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/motivator95736.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 04:20 PM
http://todayilaughed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/16-money.jpg

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:22 PM
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TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:23 PM
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Hotrod
06-03-2009, 04:28 PM
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TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:30 PM
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http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/jailbaitft8.png

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:31 PM
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Hotrod
06-03-2009, 04:31 PM
http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1496that-guy-really-likes-this-show.jpg

OABB
06-03-2009, 04:33 PM
This is the most misogynistic thread I have ever seen.



keep up the good work!

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:33 PM
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TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:34 PM
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OABB
06-03-2009, 04:34 PM
I'm going to go make some baby batter.

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 04:34 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/gellar_hand_job.gif

I cant seem to look away

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:35 PM
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TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:35 PM
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TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:36 PM
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TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:37 PM
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TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:37 PM
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Hotrod
06-03-2009, 04:38 PM
http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/a-motivational-funny-posters-3-10.jpg

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:39 PM
The future of this thread...

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TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:40 PM
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Hotrod
06-03-2009, 04:41 PM
http://demotivateyou.com/wp-content/gallery/demotivational-poster-gallery-1/desperation.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 04:43 PM
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TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:46 PM
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TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:48 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/unifiedb****theory2-1.jpg

lol, language filter screws the link up

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 04:48 PM
http://tnation.tmuscle.com/forum_images/3/e/3e16c-633533902797510645_boobs.jpg

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 04:49 PM
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Hotrod
06-03-2009, 04:52 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8ZJ7fh_uEbM/SPCI_uUluuI/AAAAAAAAA1g/SEyyUqT_skg/s400/Funny%2520Motivational%2520Posters%252021.jpg

Spider
06-03-2009, 04:53 PM
Question ......... why do they call that time of month PMS?
answer ........ Mad cow disease was already taken

Hotrod
06-03-2009, 04:55 PM
I have to say I believe we extended the life of this crappy thread by atleast 6 pages Ha!

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:58 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/NU5TFYWOCDTSE3PA6G5TOW3RUUUQOFBS.jpg

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:58 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/Nicolesnew089-1.jpg

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 04:59 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/picturesgodbuttaw3.jpg

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 05:11 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/ittchygk2.gif

lolololololol

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 05:11 PM
Accurate picture of a lot of the dudes in this thread...

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/internet-white-knight.jpg

Jason in LA
06-03-2009, 05:22 PM
http://www.justthelists.com/wp-content/plugins/hot-linked-image-cacher/upload/lh3.ggpht.com/_dlkAw43cLC0/SSgRKZSWqRI/AAAAAAAAA_A/kj47tKdUX_k/s800/21-wife.jpg

This is one of the best ones. I've seen another one where the woman is behind the car pushing it while the guy is in the drivers seat steering it. That's just funny.

Jason in LA
06-03-2009, 05:25 PM
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/G-NotReallyAb****.gifhttp://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/G-PlayDumb.jpg

I actually agree with this one. All the women that I date are college grads, and one that I actually got into a relationship is on her way to law school. Over the past few years I've only dated one woman who didn't go to college, and after seeing her a few times I started to wonder why I was even going out with her. It wasn't only that she didn't go to college, she has some other issues too. I felt that I was selling myself short by going out with her.

Jason in LA
06-03-2009, 05:34 PM
This is the most misogynistic thread I have ever seen.



keep up the good work!

There have been others. ;D

gunns
06-03-2009, 05:35 PM
http://www.veryfunnypics.com/pics/gender/images/divorce.jpg

Quit thinking with them, then we wouldn't be trying to take or crush them.

gunns
06-03-2009, 05:41 PM
Question ......... why do they call that time of month PMS?
answer ........ Mad cow disease was already taken

No, Putting up with Men's S**t

TheReverend
06-03-2009, 05:47 PM
No, Putting up with Men's S**t

PUWMS?

OABB
06-03-2009, 06:02 PM
pissing, moaning, screaming

DomCasual
06-03-2009, 06:04 PM
+1

A woma can do anything a man can, but men can't doing something women can do. What would that be?

I haven't seen any women peeing while standing up recently.

I'm just saying.

Spider
06-03-2009, 06:08 PM
No, Putting up with Men's S**t

LOL ,and you notice , I said that knowing full well that I am safe on the net ;D

Gcver2ver3
06-03-2009, 06:29 PM
I haven't seen any women peeing while standing up recently.



well i have...

and it ain't a pretty sight lemme tell ya...

HILife
06-03-2009, 07:01 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/bigoP.gif

LOL LOL LOL ROFL! ROFL! How did he get on TV?

HILife
06-03-2009, 07:04 PM
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj73/thereverend316/NU5TFYWOCDTSE3PA6G5TOW3RUUUQOFBS.jpg

LOL LOL:spit: :spit: . I'm laughing because it's funny. NO, I don't want hepatitis C

HILife
06-03-2009, 07:05 PM
This may be a HoF thread.

BABronco
06-03-2009, 07:06 PM
Why dont women need a drivers license?

There is no highway between the kitchen and the bedroom.

BABronco
06-03-2009, 07:07 PM
What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.

BABronco
06-03-2009, 07:08 PM
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

BABronco
06-03-2009, 07:10 PM
Why don't women wear watches?
There's a clock on the stove

BABronco
06-03-2009, 07:11 PM
How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be opened when she brings it to you

BABronco
06-03-2009, 07:12 PM
What if God's a woman?

Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why.

BABronco
06-03-2009, 07:12 PM
If your dog is barking at the back door and Danielle Cardella is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

BABronco
06-03-2009, 07:14 PM
whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman on her period?
you can negotiate with a terrorist

BABronco
06-03-2009, 07:16 PM
How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?

4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.

chadta
06-03-2009, 07:17 PM
all of the pussy none of the brains


yeah lifes fair

BABronco
06-03-2009, 07:18 PM
What do a woman and a condom have in common?

They're both either in your wallet or on your dick.

Miss I.
06-04-2009, 12:08 AM
this was funny, for about 3 pages, the rest just makes me realize that we must be doing something right if men have enough time to come up with this much stuff to put us down while we don't have nearly as much time to come up with lovely demotivators to match this stuff....still you guys have your uses...um, let's see, you can wash my car, take out the trash, reach things on the tall shelf (maybe), you can hand me my vibrator because most guys couldn't find a gspot with or without GPS, a map and an instructional manual....now go fix me my turkey pot pie bitches...;D

fdf
06-04-2009, 01:33 AM
women can get as educated as they want...

but the harsh reality is, if i get the urge to up and pimp slap one, they have no choice but to submit...

Unless they have a carry permit and a gun. It's a great equalizer.

slyinky
06-04-2009, 01:49 AM
http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/8799/image001xw5.jpg

slyinky
06-04-2009, 01:51 AM
http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2008/03/11/145182f28e0e9d4/funnyie4.jpg

slyinky
06-04-2009, 02:10 AM
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/478/callofdutywomenseditionga4.jpg

slyinky
06-04-2009, 02:15 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WV4_k0yXEAA/SahjXDyYd2I/AAAAAAAAAKU/4qUWSMPlEPI/s400/86+Jane+Still+Loves+Dick.jpg

slyinky
06-04-2009, 02:16 AM
http://www.chunkypop.com/m_pictures//hishers.jpg

AZBroncomaniac
06-04-2009, 02:17 AM
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/478/callofdutywomenseditionga4.jpg

OMG that is funny....... that is funny as hell!!!

slyinky
06-04-2009, 02:18 AM
http://www.maniacworld.com/girlfriend-remote-control.jpg

slyinky
06-04-2009, 02:21 AM
http://www.funny.com/_fc/wm640/0/2/fn.CDIIV.jpg

slyinky
06-04-2009, 02:35 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pte2XO66Nwg/SBKkf7iSEiI/AAAAAAAABNE/RYh2MPH8IEU/s400/funny_women.jpg

BroncoInSkinland
06-04-2009, 06:47 AM
http://www.thecomedynet.com/wp-content/gallery/newimages5/MENWOMENSHOPPINGPICS.jpg

I don't buy this one, she missed three whole stores, and never visited one more than once.

Peoples Champ
06-04-2009, 07:23 AM
No , they wont, and Chris rock has the best explanation ever


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG9CnI8O6e8

gyldenlove
06-04-2009, 08:45 AM
No , they wont, and Chris rock has the best explanation ever


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG9CnI8O6e8

I was thinking about that yesterday when I saw this thread.

BABronco
06-04-2009, 09:25 AM
Woman - A Chemical Analysis

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Woman
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower
concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal
fluctuations.

Physical Properties :
a) Surface usually covered with painted film.
b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
c) Melts if given special treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties :
a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in
alcohol to a certain point.
e) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.

Uses :
a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
c) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
d) Can cool things down when it's too hot.

Tests :
a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Caution :
a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
b) Illegal to possess more than one.

BABronco
06-04-2009, 09:27 AM
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced
during the operation. The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off,
that really didn't hurt too much. Even when they implanted the breasts in my
chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either...."
"Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?"
"Hell no! It hurt like hell when they stuck that big ****ing needle in my
head and sucked out all my brains and then cut my salary in half!"

BABronco
06-04-2009, 09:34 AM
I don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long as women are split like we are, men will remain on top."

BABronco
06-04-2009, 09:36 AM
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

BABronco
06-04-2009, 09:37 AM
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

BABronco
06-04-2009, 09:45 AM
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, City Councils are establishing "Women Only" parking lots.
Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable environment is created for patrons.

http://www.jokeemail.com/sexist/women_parking_lot.jpg

BABronco
06-04-2009, 09:47 AM
Ok, in reality I'm really not sexist. All my girlfriends will tell you so. All 8 of em. And if they don't let me "talk" to them one on one. Then they will tell you im not sexist.

TheReverend
06-04-2009, 10:25 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/nnqfki.jpg

Peoples Champ
06-04-2009, 10:34 AM
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.



There is nothing wrong with riding mopeds or fat girls

Hotrod
06-04-2009, 10:35 AM
There is nothing wrong with riding mopeds or fat girls

What about fat girls riding mopeds???

SureShot
06-04-2009, 10:36 AM
http://www.ctcsports.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/wnba.jpg

Miss I.
06-04-2009, 10:37 AM
What about fat girls riding mopeds???

Why? Are you a moped? I thought you were a Dortoh?:kiss:

SureShot
06-04-2009, 10:37 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y159/walking0rgasm/motivational%20posters/flipped_civic_women_backhand.jpg

SureShot
06-04-2009, 10:39 AM
http://whatthe.blogetery.com/files/2008/02/slap.jpg

Hotrod
06-04-2009, 10:40 AM
Why? Are you a moped? I thought you were a Dortoh?:kiss:

I have a question. If a guy does not have sex for 'x' amount of time does he get his virginity back? I think I may qualify at this point :nono:

Pony Boy
06-04-2009, 10:40 AM
A Good Wife

Peoples Champ
06-04-2009, 10:41 AM
What about fat girls riding mopeds???



look at the joke at the top of the page

Miss I.
06-04-2009, 10:43 AM
I have a question. If a guy does not have sex for 'x' amount of time does he get his virginity back? I think I may qualify at this point :nono:

Sorry to tell you this, but that ship has sailed. Once it's gone, it's gone, it does not grow back. however I did just read an article about how sex is good for you and in particular for women it keeps our um elasticity and moisture better if we are um active. :)

Hotrod
06-04-2009, 10:46 AM
Sorry to tell you this, but that ship has sailed. Once it's gone, it's gone, it does not grow back. however I did just read an article about how sex is good for you and in particular for women it keeps our um elasticity and moisture better if we are um active. :)



Ha!

Pony Boy
06-04-2009, 11:00 AM
Sorry to tell you this, but that ship has sailed. Once it's gone, it's gone, it does not grow back. however I did just read an article about how sex is good for you and in particular for women it keeps our um elasticity and moisture better if we are um active. :)

Stop the dirty talk, I'm getting a chubby:wiggle:

Hotrod
06-04-2009, 11:03 AM
I just hope I remember how when the time comes...........or I should say if :holyguac!

Miss I.
06-04-2009, 11:04 AM
Stop the dirty talk, I'm getting a chubby:wiggle:

See and this is why we will rule the world...talk a little dirty, distract you and we will just take off. ;D

Peoples Champ
06-04-2009, 11:11 AM
See and this is why we will rule the world...talk a little dirty, distract you and we will just take off. ;D



That is definately why you could rule the world, but dont because of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG9CnI8O6e8

Miss I.
06-04-2009, 11:17 AM
That is definately why you could rule the world, but dont because of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG9CnI8O6e8

Sadly this is true...I read about this phenom in sociology class, we are socialized to tear each other down, which serves a number of purposes, as we are distracted by fighting over men, we won't try fighting men for power. But yeah, we can be catty, I never quite understood why. I mean if a guy wants to be with me great, if he wants another girl that's okay too. And why be jealous of another girl's beauty or talents or what nots, we all got skills. Never helps to put another down to make one's self feel better, doesn't fix my own issues to do it so why waste the time ya know...

All seriousness aside I love Chris Rock, dude is funny.

Hotrod
06-04-2009, 11:19 AM
Sadly this is true...I read about this phenom in sociology class, we are socialized to tear each other down, which serves a number of purposes, as we are distracted by fighting over men, we won't try fighting men for power. But yeah, we can be catty, I never quite understood why. I mean if a guy wants to be with me great, if he wants another girl that's okay too. And why be jealous of another girl's beauty or talents or what nots, we all got skills. Never helps to put another down to make one's self feel better, doesn't fix my own issues to do it so why waste the time ya know...

All seriousness aside I love Chris Rock, dude is funny.

I love girls with skills :~ohyah!:

Miss I.
06-04-2009, 11:26 AM
I love girls with skills :~ohyah!:

yeah, i like my skills too. ;D

Peoples Champ
06-04-2009, 11:27 AM
Sadly this is true...I read about this phenom in sociology class, we are socialized to tear each other down, which serves a number of purposes, as we are distracted by fighting over men, we won't try fighting men for power. But yeah, we can be catty, I never quite understood why. I mean if a guy wants to be with me great, if he wants another girl that's okay too. And why be jealous of another girl's beauty or talents or what nots, we all got skills. Never helps to put another down to make one's self feel better, doesn't fix my own issues to do it so why waste the time ya know...

All seriousness aside I love Chris Rock, dude is funny.



I like your outlook on things, we could get along.

gyldenlove
06-04-2009, 11:27 AM
Sadly this is true...I read about this phenom in sociology class, we are socialized to tear each other down, which serves a number of purposes, as we are distracted by fighting over men, we won't try fighting men for power. But yeah, we can be catty, I never quite understood why. I mean if a guy wants to be with me great, if he wants another girl that's okay too. And why be jealous of another girl's beauty or talents or what nots, we all got skills. Never helps to put another down to make one's self feel better, doesn't fix my own issues to do it so why waste the time ya know...

All seriousness aside I love Chris Rock, dude is funny.

Unfortunately a lot of those skills are illegal in several states....

Pony Boy
06-04-2009, 11:29 AM
See and this is why we will rule the world...talk a little dirty, distract you and we will just take off. ;D

It's when men think with the little head not the big head that gets us in trouble. My old football coach use to say P***Y is undefeated and untied, it will win every time.

TheReverend
06-04-2009, 12:31 PM
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=116789901

ghwk
06-04-2009, 02:39 PM
I just hope I remember how when the time comes...........or I should say if :holyguac!

Sorry Dortoh, you're done. See it's just like being married! :thanku:

Jason in LA
06-04-2009, 05:52 PM
That is definately why you could rule the world, but dont because of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG9CnI8O6e8

One thing Chris Rock said in that video is so true. He said that two women can be best friends, but put a man between them and they're fighting. But men will actually think that there are other fish in the sea and still be friends.

A few nights ago my boy and I were at this entertainment mixer in Beverly Hills. I'm there to make new contacts, and to meet new women. He was there just to meet women. So I start talking to this woman who was very attractive. My boy had walked up just as I started talking to her. So I start off talking to her about what I do, and she's telling me what she does. You know, networking. So then the plan was to turn the conversation from networking to getting at her. It works great at these mixers. So just as I'm about to change gears in the conversation, my boy jumps in. No problem, because sometimes it is easier to talk to a woman with the wingman right there because I can play off somebody that I'm already comfortable with. But my boy decides to start laying on the charm right when he enters the conversation, which is really out of bounds. He pretty much walked into a "warm situation." One that I warmed up. Guy code pretty much says that I have first dibs because I was there first, and I laid down the ground work. So she really starts feeling him. I'm standing there thinking that this punk ass is totally out of bounds. But you know what, my thought was that there were other fish in the sea, and I didn't even trip on him for it. I started talking to some other woman and everything worked out great. My boy and I are still tight.

Oh, there was one thing that I didn't tell him. When he had turned his back to say something to somebody else for like a quick minute, she had mentioned that she had a boyfriend. When he came back into the conversation I was like, well I'll see you guys later. I left and started "networking" with some other woman. My boy spent like the rest of the night talking to her, and she didn't let him know about the boyfriend until the end of the night. I guess that's what he gets for violating the guy code. :~ohyah!:

Peoples Champ
06-04-2009, 06:00 PM
One thing Chris Rock said in that video is so true. He said that two women can be best friends, but put a man between them and they're fighting. But men will actually think that there are other fish in the sea and still be friends.

A few nights ago my boy and I were at this entertainment mixer in Beverly Hills. I'm there to make new contacts, and to meet new women. He was there just to meet women. So I start talking to this woman who was very attractive. My boy had walked up just as I started talking to her. So I start off talking to her about what I do, and she's telling me what she does. You know, networking. So then the plan was to turn the conversation from networking to getting at her. It works great at these mixers. So just as I'm about to change gears in the conversation, my boy jumps in. No problem, because sometimes it is easier to talk to a woman with the wingman right there because I can play off somebody that I'm already comfortable with. But my boy decides to start laying on the charm right when he enters the conversation, which is really out of bounds. He pretty much walked into a "warm situation." One that I warmed up. Guy code pretty much says that I have first dibs because I was there first, and I laid down the ground work. So she really starts feeling him. I'm standing there thinking that this punk ass is totally out of bounds. But you know what, my thought was that there were other fish in the sea, and I didn't even trip on him for it. I started talking to some other woman and everything worked out great. My boy and I are still tight.

Oh, there was one thing that I didn't tell him. When he had turned his back to say something to somebody else for like a quick minute, she had mentioned that she had a boyfriend. When he came back into the conversation I was like, well I'll see you guys later. I left and started "networking" with some other woman. My boy spent like the rest of the night talking to her, and she didn't let him know about the boyfriend until the end of the night. I guess that's what he gets for violating the guy code. :~ohyah!:

Thats completely right, dang its good being a guy, my friends and I are the same way, its just whatever

UltimateHoboW/Shotgun
06-04-2009, 07:37 PM
I just got to this thread. Just to answer the thread: "Women already rule the world. They control half the money and all of the p****."

Gort
06-05-2009, 12:21 AM
One thing Chris Rock said in that video is so true. He said that two women can be best friends, but put a man between them and they're fighting. But men will actually think that there are other fish in the sea and still be friends.

A few nights ago my boy and I were at this entertainment mixer in Beverly Hills. I'm there to make new contacts, and to meet new women. He was there just to meet women. So I start talking to this woman who was very attractive. My boy had walked up just as I started talking to her. So I start off talking to her about what I do, and she's telling me what she does. You know, networking. So then the plan was to turn the conversation from networking to getting at her. It works great at these mixers. So just as I'm about to change gears in the conversation, my boy jumps in. No problem, because sometimes it is easier to talk to a woman with the wingman right there because I can play off somebody that I'm already comfortable with. But my boy decides to start laying on the charm right when he enters the conversation, which is really out of bounds. He pretty much walked into a "warm situation." One that I warmed up. Guy code pretty much says that I have first dibs because I was there first, and I laid down the ground work. So she really starts feeling him. I'm standing there thinking that this punk ass is totally out of bounds. But you know what, my thought was that there were other fish in the sea, and I didn't even trip on him for it. I started talking to some other woman and everything worked out great. My boy and I are still tight.

Oh, there was one thing that I didn't tell him. When he had turned his back to say something to somebody else for like a quick minute, she had mentioned that she had a boyfriend. When he came back into the conversation I was like, well I'll see you guys later. I left and started "networking" with some other woman. My boy spent like the rest of the night talking to her, and she didn't let him know about the boyfriend until the end of the night. I guess that's what he gets for violating the guy code. :~ohyah!:

that's pretty much the plot to every episode of the old Wayans Brothers TV show. :ouwknow: