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Cool Breeze
05-29-2009, 08:33 PM
Our troops in Afghanistan prove yet again they have retained their sense of humor.

One of them sent this:


"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."


1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

lazarus4444
05-29-2009, 09:16 PM
hahahahahahahahaha :rofl: that is f'n funny, good one!

broncobum6162
05-29-2009, 09:29 PM
You might be a Taliban if...................

You are between Iraq and a hard place. Badaboomp! :thanku:

Requiem
05-29-2009, 09:55 PM
Yeah, and how is that fight against the Taliban going? If I were any soldier over there -- I certainly wouldn't be making light of the enemy.

listopencil
05-30-2009, 12:48 AM
Yeah, and how is that fight against the Taliban going? If I were any soldier over there -- I certainly wouldn't be making light of the enemy.

Really? I would.

JJJ
05-30-2009, 01:20 AM
Yeah, and how is that fight against the Taliban going? If I were any soldier over there -- I certainly wouldn't be making light of the enemy.

Careful, that black thing following you is your shadow.

Please promise us you won't sign up for the military.

snowspot66
05-30-2009, 01:34 AM
Yeah, and how is that fight against the Taliban going? If I were any soldier over there -- I certainly wouldn't be making light of the enemy.

My Grandmother can still sing fight songs making fun of Tojo and Hitler. I don't think anybody underestimated them by the time round two kicked off. Humor is a fundamental aspect of the human condition. I would be more worried if they weren't making jokes. Ease up.

broncobum6162
05-30-2009, 10:02 AM
Yeah, and how is that fight against the Taliban going? If I were any soldier over there -- I certainly wouldn't be making light of the enemy.

Being able to find humor in every situation we are in is part of what has made this a great country.

NYBronco
05-30-2009, 01:10 PM
You might be a Taliban if you find you are not invited to weddings, open markets and police gatherings.