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Spider
05-29-2009, 04:58 PM
Disclaimer: The test contained in the following post is intended as a joke and in no way should be considered an accurate depiction of any real life events. Any resemblance to the characters in the joke is coincidental:

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy." So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Obama, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy." "I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

cutthemdown
05-29-2009, 05:01 PM
lol

watermock
05-29-2009, 05:07 PM
Sticky: Speculating presidential assassination is unacceptable. ( 1 2 3)
Taco John

Archer81
05-29-2009, 05:09 PM
Thats RAAAAAAAAACIST. Funny though.

:Broncos:

Spider
05-29-2009, 05:10 PM
Sticky: Speculating presidential assassination is unacceptable. ( 1 2 3)
Taco John

Hilarious! Meds ? i didnt see any speculation of assassination

Spider
05-29-2009, 05:10 PM
Thats RAAAAAAAAACIST. Funny though.

:Broncos:

how so ?
Same Joke was used on Bush

Archer81
05-29-2009, 05:11 PM
how so ?
Same Joke was used on Bush


I know. Just seems any joke or criticism of the great "O" is considered racist.

:Broncos:

Spider
05-29-2009, 05:15 PM
I know. Just seems any joke or criticism of the great "O" is considered racist.

:Broncos:

;D Hell I support Obama , but I thought it was funny ...................

Dukes
05-29-2009, 05:43 PM
Good one Spider

Hogan11
05-29-2009, 05:52 PM
I know. Just seems any joke or criticism of the great "O" is considered racist.

:Broncos:

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CHANGSTER
05-29-2009, 05:57 PM
Buddy of mine told me this one a few weeks ago. Gave me a chuckle.


People said we'd have a black president when pigs fly. Well 100 days into Obama's presidency... Swine Flu!

Taco John
05-29-2009, 05:59 PM
If I get a knock on my door by the Feds, I'm punching Spider squarely in the throat.

Spider
05-29-2009, 06:08 PM
If I get a knock on my door by the Feds, I'm punching Spider squarely in the throat.

LOL if they knock on your Door , tell them I know the Mayor of Casper Wyoming and you dont have to put up with their ****

HILife
05-29-2009, 06:16 PM
If I get a knock on my door by the Feds, I'm punching Spider squarely in the throat.

Obama: ha ha ha....Get him!
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