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broncosteven
05-27-2009, 08:22 PM
Please post other things Dortoh could be doing with his time.


Here is a start:

- Present a powerpoint presentation to the G20 summit that outlines a 5 step process to eliminate the worlds toxic debt while installing regulations that will not restrict free trade.

- take the turtle for a walk in the park

- memorize Gene Kranz's book "Failure is not an option"

- create 2nd OM login and pretend to be from 3rd world country

- discover fountain of youth and or the gold of Eldorado

- bang chicks that are not 1st cousin or higher

- write the next great American novel based on his life, get on NY times best seller list, PM REV to suck it, then end up on Oprah admitting that it was all a lie.

- write fan mail to Gene Kranz

- kill a bunch of minks, skin them and make a kick assed mink coat, join PETA, wear said coat to meetings, tell the PETA members it is fake.

- read restraining orders from Gene Kranz's lawyers

- buy a shirt that has a collar

- start thread suggesting what broncosteven could be doing with his time

- start Gene Kranz fan website on InterNETS

- make jokes about Kahn's love for Chris Kuper

- make humping video with friends

- become a mod and make Elsid13 change his name to 31dislE

Los Broncos
05-27-2009, 08:23 PM
Get some rebound poon.

Dr. Broncenstein
05-27-2009, 08:26 PM
Offer Chad Mustard a job painting Dortoh's shrine to... Chad Mustard.

broncosteven
05-27-2009, 08:27 PM
Offer Chad Mustard a job painting Dortoh's shrine to... Chad Mustard.

How could I leave out Chad Mustard!

Lev Vyvanse
05-27-2009, 08:30 PM
Fight the power.

Natedog24
05-27-2009, 08:45 PM
Prepare for the zombie apocalypse

OABB
05-27-2009, 10:01 PM
Dortoh is my hero. I will follow him until the death....or until I get banned.

footstepsfrom#27
05-27-2009, 11:03 PM
Can we get a few more worthless threads going about guys starting worthlesss threads?

GreatBronco16
05-27-2009, 11:14 PM
Can we get a few more worthless threads going about guys starting worthlesss threads?

Oh how bout we just keep posting in these threads so they will stay at the top?

Oh wait.

Crushaholic
05-28-2009, 12:19 AM
Please post other things Dortoh could be doing with his time.



-Be a rebel and watch Ghostbusters with a child...

TDmvp
05-28-2009, 12:28 AM
Question ...

Is god trying to tell us something cause if you type Dortoh into google image search the first result is this ....



....


http://gimpnet.kicks-ass.net/photos/penispump.jpg


The 4th is this hehe ..

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/image.php?u=1503&dateline=1229625409


http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&um=1&sa=1&q=Dortoh&btnG=Search+Images&aq=f&oq=


:poke: :poke: :poke:
...:angel:...

:yayaya: Hilarious! :yayaya:

Hotrod
05-28-2009, 07:46 AM
I did the same search and Elsid's avatar came up LMMFAO

Inkana7
05-28-2009, 07:47 AM
Buy a shirt with three wolves and a moon.

Rohirrim
05-28-2009, 07:54 AM
Bump.

BroncoInSkinland
05-28-2009, 08:01 AM
Design, manufacture, and model the worlds first shamwow-underwear, name it shunderwow. Take over Depends market overnight.

Crushaholic
05-28-2009, 11:53 AM
Design, manufacture, and model the worlds first shamwow-underwear, name it shunderwow. Take over Depends market overnight.


Shunder Down Under...:blowhorn:

Hotrod
05-28-2009, 11:54 AM
I was thinking about having sex but its been awhile. Is it like riding a bike???

BroncoBuff
05-28-2009, 11:54 AM
Can we get a few more worthless threads going about guys starting worthlesss threads?

Run a poll on that idea first.

Gcver2ver3
05-28-2009, 11:56 AM
run these same polls on Chiefs Planet...

Hotrod
05-28-2009, 11:57 AM
Run a poll on that idea first.

Great Idea I'm on it

Beantown Bronco
05-28-2009, 11:57 AM
I was thinking about having sex but its been awhile. Is it like riding a bike???

Does the bike have a seat?

Miss I.
05-28-2009, 12:10 PM
you planning on sex with other people involved?

TailgateNut
05-28-2009, 01:22 PM
you planning on sex with other people involved?

Imaginary people!

elsid13
05-28-2009, 01:26 PM
I was thinking about having sex but its been awhile. Is it like riding a bike???

Once again why waste worrying about 15 seconds of your life.

Hotrod
05-28-2009, 01:26 PM
you planning on sex with other people involved?

I'm giving out raffle tickets to every female I see.

Someone is going to be the lucky winner of 25 seconds of the most average at best sex of their lives :pimp:

Miss I.
05-28-2009, 01:28 PM
I'm giving out raffle tickets to every female I see.

Someone is going to be the lucky winner of 25 seconds of the most average at best sex of their lives :pimp:

It doesn't involve a cigar does it? Because smoking can kill you I hear. ;D

elsid13
05-28-2009, 01:29 PM
It doesn't involve a cigar does it? Because smoking can kill you I hear. ;D

a cigar, ball bearings and Spider dancing around in fairy costume singing Nickleback.

Miss I.
05-28-2009, 01:33 PM
a cigar, ball bearings and Spider dancing around in fairy costume singing Nickleback.

fu;kj I just went blion;kng;...blind..jus not right...now I am going to sleep with that image in my head...ROFL!

HILife
05-28-2009, 01:33 PM
Get some rebound poon.

I could use a little of that right now. What corner can I find that on?

Hotrod
05-28-2009, 01:35 PM
I could use a little of that right now. What corner can I find that on?

You can call my ex at XXX-XXX-XXXX

Garcia Bronco
05-28-2009, 02:01 PM
a cigar, ball bearings and Spider dancing around in fairy costume singing Nickleback.

Hey! That's my move.

elsid13
05-28-2009, 02:05 PM
Hey! That's my move.

If you it was your move, the costume would have been an orange turkey.

OBF1
05-28-2009, 02:53 PM
This thread has potential :thumbs:

broncosteven
05-28-2009, 02:55 PM
Can we get a few more worthless threads going about guys starting worthlesss threads?

At least i took the time to try to be funny.

I liked the PETA, G20, and the book ones.

Hotrod
05-28-2009, 02:59 PM
This thread has potential :thumbs:

My guess is any suggestions coming from you of things I could do would get this thread thrown into the butt Ha!

Hotrod
05-28-2009, 03:00 PM
Please post other things Dortoh could be doing with his time.


Here is a start:

- Present a powerpoint presentation to the G20 summit that outlines a 5 step process to eliminate the worlds toxic debt while installing regulations that will not restrict free trade. Done

- take the turtle for a walk in the park Done

- memorize Gene Kranz's book "Failure is not an option" fell asleep

- create 2nd OM login and pretend to be from 3rd world country Done before

- discover fountain of youth and or the gold of Eldorado

- bang chicks that are not 1st cousin or higher

- write the next great American novel based on his life, get on NY times best seller list, PM REV to suck it, then end up on Oprah admitting that it was all a lie.

- write fan mail to Gene Kranz

- kill a bunch of minks, skin them and make a kick assed mink coat, join PETA, wear said coat to meetings, tell the PETA members it is fake.

- read restraining orders from Gene Kranz's lawyers

- buy a shirt that has a collar

- start thread suggesting what broncosteven could be doing with his time

- start Gene Kranz fan website on InterNETS

- make jokes about Kahn's love for Chris Kuper

- make humping video with friends

- become a mod and make Elsid13 change his name to 31dislE

I've knocked out a good piece of the list so far.

broncosteven
05-28-2009, 03:01 PM
Heres one

- go to europe and get on their version of American Idol and sing show tunes for Simon.

broncosteven
05-28-2009, 03:01 PM
I've knocked out a good piece of the list so far.

How could one fall asleep during Failure is not an option?!?

gunns
05-28-2009, 03:31 PM
Hit on his ex wife's sister....or his current girlfriends sister.

Hotrod
05-28-2009, 03:33 PM
Hit on his ex wife's sister....or his current girlfriends sister.


LOL

broncosteven
05-28-2009, 05:40 PM
- Learn how to play jazz bass and join DeathSICLE.

Hogan11
05-28-2009, 05:45 PM
- Learn how to play jazz bass and join DeathSICLE.

I can dig DeathSICLE, but I have to object as Dortoh would move the band in a C&W direction and well us fans just can't have that!

broncosteven
05-28-2009, 06:07 PM
I can dig DeathSICLE, but I have to object as Dortoh would move the band in a C&W direction and well us fans just can't have that!

DeathSICLE cannot tolerate RAP, so as long as he doesn't start rapping about his tough childhood growing up in Gunny and his addiction to huffing paint DeathSICLE could tolerate some Country, just not the Pop country or western swing.

Paladin
05-28-2009, 06:26 PM
Go hump a french gal in Paris. (He'd probably see the underarm hair and get confused......)

STBumpkin
05-28-2009, 06:59 PM
Please post other things Dortoh could be doing with his time.


Here is a start:

- Present a powerpoint presentation to the G20 summit that outlines a 5 step process to eliminate the worlds toxic debt while installing regulations that will not restrict free trade.

- take the turtle for a walk in the park

- memorize Gene Kranz's book "Failure is not an option"

- create 2nd OM login and pretend to be from 3rd world country

- discover fountain of youth and or the gold of Eldorado

- bang chicks that are not 1st cousin or higher

- write the next great American novel based on his life, get on NY times best seller list, PM REV to suck it, then end up on Oprah admitting that it was all a lie.

- write fan mail to Gene Kranz

- kill a bunch of minks, skin them and make a kick assed mink coat, join PETA, wear said coat to meetings, tell the PETA members it is fake.

- read restraining orders from Gene Kranz's lawyers

- buy a shirt that has a collar

- start thread suggesting what broncosteven could be doing with his time

- start Gene Kranz fan website on InterNETS

- make jokes about Kahn's love for Chris Kuper

- make humping video with friends

- become a mod and make Elsid13 change his name to 31dislE

BZ, This took some time and effort.

broncosteven
05-28-2009, 07:57 PM
BZ, This took some time and effort.

Not really, maybe 10 min tops.

I am still mad I dropped the ball on Chad Mustard.

STBumpkin
05-28-2009, 08:14 PM
Not really, maybe 10 min tops.

I am still mad I dropped the ball on Chad Mustard.

Did you actually know what BZ meant?

broncosteven
05-28-2009, 08:19 PM
Did you actually know what BZ meant?

Nope, I figued you missed the s key.

OABB
05-28-2009, 08:21 PM
Did you actually know what BZ meant?

well....?

HILife
05-29-2009, 04:25 AM
You can call my ex at XXX-XXX-XXXX

Thanks, I'm on it.:thumbs:

Hotrod
05-29-2009, 07:07 AM
Go hump a french gal in Paris. (He'd probably see the underarm hair and get confused......)

Are you still butthurt???

Hogan11
05-29-2009, 08:42 AM
DeathSICLE cannot tolerate RAP, so as long as he doesn't start rapping about his tough childhood growing up in Gunny and his addiction to huffing paint DeathSICLE could tolerate some Country, just not the Pop country or western swing.

I looked all over hell for that Pez animated pic of him bobbing his head, but couldn't find it :(

STBumpkin
05-29-2009, 03:19 PM
Nope, I figued you missed the s key.

BZ (Bravo Zulu) is navy slang meaning good job. I just didn't realize I typed it until I read your reply.

broncosteven
05-31-2009, 07:01 PM
BZ (Bravo Zulu) is navy slang meaning good job. I just didn't realize I typed it until I read your reply.

I watched the whole Generation Kill series over a week so all the stuff in my profile was influenced by that. I was walking around thinking about "Whiskey Tango" trailer trash for a week or 2 after but it is slowly fading away.

I love NASA and military slang. Great stuff.