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Hotrod
05-27-2009, 11:28 AM
I'm going with a Homelite Pro 20 In. CC Chain Saw

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100615523&N=10000003+90401+502949

Light enough to manuver as a weapon yet could do some damage to the velociraptor.

Hotrod
05-27-2009, 11:33 AM
Oh and each item can only be used once.

Pseudofool
05-27-2009, 11:34 AM
Fork Lift? Modified riding mower with blades pointed out?

Dagmar
05-27-2009, 11:37 AM
I am liking your commitment to getting an answer Dortoh. hats off!

DBroncos4life
05-27-2009, 11:39 AM
I think I would go with the Uniden 5.8GHz Cordless Telephone with Digital Answering System and Caller ID Extra Handset so I could call someone to come save my ass because I don't really think for one second that I could win a one on one fight with a velociraptor.

Peoples Champ
05-27-2009, 11:40 AM
I would use this, and set that Raptor on fire

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100497521&categoryID=500349

Hotrod
05-27-2009, 11:40 AM
I think I would go with the Uniden 5.8GHz Cordless Telephone with Digital Answering System and Caller ID Extra Handset so I could call someone to come save my ass because I don't really think for one second that I could win a one on one fight with a velociraptor.

The extra handset seems like over kill to me.

Meck77
05-27-2009, 11:41 AM
One of them big ole nasty ladies at the pro desk.

Hotrod
05-27-2009, 11:41 AM
I would use this, and set that Raptor on fire

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100497521&categoryID=500349

Wow, big spender 900 bucks just to find out the tanks come empty at the time of sale :giggle:

Hotrod
05-27-2009, 11:42 AM
One of them big ole nasty ladies at the pro desk.

Now that is a good idea just keep in mind she is gonna wanna get paid

Beantown Bronco
05-27-2009, 11:43 AM
Could I switch the home depot to Lowe's?

I have a cousin that works at Lowe's. He's fat and slow.....I could easily outrun him and be 100 miles away before the raptor was done eating him.

DBroncos4life
05-27-2009, 11:43 AM
The extra handset seems like over kill to me.

Youre telling me you have never in the heat of the moment thrown your phone smashing into bits only to wish you had a back up phone while its flying through the air?

HILife
05-27-2009, 11:45 AM
I'm going with a Homelite Pro 20 In. CC Chain Saw

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100615523&N=10000003+90401+502949

Light enough to manuver as a weapon yet could do some damage to the velociraptor.

LOL must be a boring day at work.

So the meat will be extra fresh while it cooks.

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100599785&categoryID=531009

MMMMM Velociburgers!

Doggcow
05-27-2009, 11:45 AM
http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100615079&N=10000003+90401+540759

Nail gun, 375 shots should be enough!

HILife
05-27-2009, 11:46 AM
I would use this, and set that Raptor on fire

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100497521&categoryID=500349

DAMN IT!! You took my idea.

Beantown Bronco
05-27-2009, 11:47 AM
http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100615079&N=10000003+90401+540759

Nail gun, 375 shots should be enough!

Two problems:

1. Doesn't come with nails.
2. Even if it did, you could only use one.

Rohirrim
05-27-2009, 11:48 AM
I'm going with the shop vac.

http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/7a/7a485c7d-4251-450f-bd4d-727397067cfa_300.jpg

The sound would **** with their minds. ;D

missingnumber7
05-27-2009, 11:48 AM
I'd get a big ol freezer...remind em of the ice age.

bronclvr
05-27-2009, 11:49 AM
This one:

http://www.homedepotrents.com/proTools/chipper.asp

Hotrod
05-27-2009, 11:52 AM
This one:

http://www.homedepotrents.com/proTools/chipper.asp

Not bad but how are we going to lure him into it?

Beantown Bronco
05-27-2009, 11:52 AM
This one:

http://www.homedepotrents.com/proTools/chipper.asp

I doubt the raptor is just going to throw himself in there little by little.

And it needs to be bigger. 6 inches isn't going to get it done. (yeah, I know - that's what she said]

baja
05-27-2009, 11:53 AM
I going with Bertha the fat checker chick with the facial hair that mans register 06 in the West Palm Springs outlet.

bronclvr
05-27-2009, 11:53 AM
I doubt the raptor is just going to throw himself in there little by little.

And it needs to be bigger. 6 inches isn't going to get it done. (yeah, I know - that's what she said]

Good point, but it was the best I could come up with-:flower:

Rohirrim
05-27-2009, 11:54 AM
I would have tried the weed whacker but you'd probably run out of the little plastic **** before you could finish him off.

Houshyamama
05-27-2009, 11:54 AM
I'm going with a Homelite Pro 20 In. CC Chain Saw

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100615523&N=10000003+90401+502949

Light enough to manuver as a weapon yet could do some damage to the velociraptor.

Clever girl.....

http://www.viruete.com/victimas_del_guion/vg-jp.jpg

MagicHef
05-27-2009, 11:55 AM
Since chainsaw has been taken, I would go with this (http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100648002&N=10000003+90401+503471).

Beantown Bronco
05-27-2009, 11:55 AM
I going with Bertha the fat checker chick with the facial hair that mans register 06 in the West Palm Springs outlet.

Hotrod wouldn't know about her. We already established a few weeks ago that he waits around in line for hours for the cute high school chick's register to open up instead of going for the open one with the fugly behind the register.

GoHAM
05-27-2009, 12:02 PM
Outside of a chainsaw I'd have to go with this guy:

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100619432&N=10000003+90401

And then if I could add an accessory to it:

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100663338&N=10000003+90401

5000 psi ought to keep the big ugly at bay; coupled with the sand blaster, that might sting enough to turn it around.

Doggcow
05-27-2009, 12:07 PM
Im the only person that went with a ranged weapon? Really, you think you'll be able to do enough damage with a chainsaw before he ****s you up? If you miss your swing, or don't land a fatal blow you're boned with all those Close Quarters weapons!

ghwk
05-27-2009, 12:08 PM
You are all dead men. A 20 foot ladder so i can get way up on the racks and start dropping things on it. I'd do as well with hand to Dino combat as Canseco did against that genetic freak.

GoHAM
05-27-2009, 12:09 PM
Im the only person that went with a ranged weapon? Really, you think you'll be able to do enough damage with a chainsaw before he ****s you up? If you miss your swing, or don't land a fatal blow you're boned with all those Close Quarters weapons!

My pressure washer is a ranged weapon with the beauty of becoming more effective the closer it got.

alkemical
05-27-2009, 12:15 PM
http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100497650

http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/06/063e67eb-fec4-4599-9e33-9f6bbf812e6b_300.jpg

Florida_Bronco
05-27-2009, 12:15 PM
Not bad but how are we going to lure him into it?

Throw Bob's fat ass in there first.

GoHAM
05-27-2009, 12:18 PM
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Drek
05-27-2009, 12:22 PM
Unfortunately Home Depot doesn't sell 'em, and I'd prefer American, but if a raptor was running me down I'd take what I could get.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21Q2C12P14L._SS500_.jpg

10" blade, more than enough for any limbs of a raptor, and its 7.5' in length, so I'd have a bit more reach before the inevitable pounce.

They also don't carry plasma torches, another worthwhile option if you've got to work close range.

Maximus
05-27-2009, 12:51 PM
I would use the carmello anthony brick tosser 4000

Spider
05-27-2009, 12:52 PM
their employees .......... I sit back and watch

Anaximines
05-27-2009, 12:54 PM
use this (http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100655288&N=10000003+501093+10401022) to scare her off, or shake it around and disorient her.

Smiling Assassin27
05-27-2009, 12:55 PM
Ned in hardware is 400 lbs...I'd use him. By the time the raptor ate Ned, I'd be across town.

TheManeMan
05-27-2009, 12:56 PM
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How to get fired from Home Depot on your first day!

BuckinKaeding
05-27-2009, 12:57 PM
The fastest one of these.

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Search?keyword=riding%2Bmower&langId=-1&storeId=10051&catalogId=10053

ghwk
05-27-2009, 01:06 PM
Unfortunately Home Depot doesn't sell 'em, and I'd prefer American, but if a raptor was running me down I'd take what I could get.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/21Q2C12P14L._SS500_.jpg

10" blade, more than enough for any limbs of a raptor, and its 7.5' in length, so I'd have a bit more reach before the inevitable pounce.

They also don't carry plasma torches, another worthwhile option if you've got to work close range.

You are total toast, that little engine conks out on first contact, no wait, you would still be pulling on the cord trying to get the engine to turn over when the dino comes up and chews your face off.

Fan In Exile
05-27-2009, 01:13 PM
http://www.flameengineering.com/Assets/torch_images/FLAMING-FENCE-LINE.jpg

I would go with this.

HILife
05-27-2009, 01:13 PM
I doubt the raptor is just going to throw himself in there little by little.

And it needs to be bigger. 6 inches isn't going to get it done. (yeah, I know - that's what she said]

It's ok little man. Keep it up, you'll get it in the END.

Garcia Bronco
05-27-2009, 01:14 PM
Youre telling me you have never in the heat of the moment thrown your phone smashing into bits only to wish you had a back up phone while its flying through the air?

It's Dortoh. Not Spider.

Drek
05-27-2009, 01:14 PM
You are total toast, that little engine conks out on first contact, no wait, you would still be pulling on the cord trying to get the engine to turn over when the dino comes up and chews your face off.

I've used the Tanaka before, if you keep it tuned up it buzzes through 4-5" branches quick and easy, and can make decent work of anything up to about 8" of diameter.

Garcia Bronco
05-27-2009, 01:18 PM
would use anything there other than to use a na enclosed space to trap the ****er and use Ned as bait. Then I'd get Lima Lima Mike Foxtrot.

Garcia Bronco
05-27-2009, 01:23 PM
Btw...I know we all like Jurassic Park, but the movie is CFOS about dinosaurs. Using information obtained from Ross on the TV show Friends: A raptor was about the size of a turkey. It was not as big as a human is today. No where close. T-Rex's could not run fast if at all and were scavengers. Not carnivorous hunters.

ghwk
05-27-2009, 01:27 PM
Btw...I know we all like Jurassic Park, but the movie is CFOS about dinosaurs. Using information obtained from Ross on the TV show Friends: A raptor was about the size of a turkey. It was not as big as a human is today. No where close. T-Rex's could not run fast if at all and were scavengers. Not carnivorous hunters.

You take your factual information from Ross on friends? Man nice world you live in! Did Rachel expose herself too? Hilarious!

theAPAOps5
05-27-2009, 01:28 PM
I would by 200 buckets of this:

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100095976&N=10000003+90051+500530

As asphalt coating has tar I would essentially make my own tar pit and lure the velociraptor to its death.

I think its best to use what has worked before!

Garcia Bronco
05-27-2009, 01:29 PM
You take your factual information from Ross on friends? Man nice world you live in! Did Rachel expose herself too? Hilarious!

That's a joke. Seriously though, a raptor was a about 2 ft tall and 6 feet long as adults. Oh and they had feathers.

STBumpkin
05-27-2009, 01:35 PM
Acetylene Torch

ZONA
05-27-2009, 01:36 PM
You guys crack me up. All you need is a damn 2X4 or a crow bar. A velociraptor IS about the same size as a turkey. Adults were about 6 feet long (mostly all tail and neck) but not very tall at all, about the height of a Turkey and normally weight about 30 pounds. Just one good smack on the skull and you got some dinner.

Smaller than other dromaeosaurids like Deinonychus and Achillobator, the turkey-sized Velociraptor nevertheless shared many of the same anatomical features. It was a bipedal, feathered carnivore with a long, stiffened tail and an enlarged sickle-shaped claw on each hindfoot, which is thought to have been used to kill its prey. Velociraptor can be distinguished from other dromaeosaurids by its long and low skull, with an upturned snout.

Velociraptor (commonly shortened to 'raptor') is one of the dinosaur genera most familiar to the general public due to its prominent role in the Jurassic Park motion picture series. In the films it was shown with anatomical inaccuracies, including being much larger than it was in reality and without feathers. It is also well known to paleontologists, with over a dozen recovered fossil skeletons—the most of any dromaeosaurid. One particularly famous specimen preserves a Velociraptor locked in combat with a Protoceratops.

elociraptor was a mid-sized dromaeosaurid, with adults measuring up to 2.07 m (6.8 ft) long, 0.5 m (1.6 ft) high at the hip, and weighing up to 15 kg (33 lb).[3] The skull, which grew up to 25 cm (9.8 in) long, was uniquely up-curved, concave on the upper surface and convex on the lower. The jaws were lined with 26–28 widely spaced teeth on each side, each more strongly serrated on the back edge than the front—possibly an adaptation that improved its ability to catch and hold fast-moving prey.[1][4]

Velociraptor, like other dromaeosaurids, had a large manus ('hand') with three strongly curved claws, which were similar in construction and flexibility to the wing bones of modern birds. The second digit was the longest of the three digits present, while the first was shortest. The structure of the carpal (wrist) bones prevented pronation of the wrist and forced the 'hands' to be held with the palmar surface facing inwards (medially), not downwards.[5] The first digit of the foot, as in other theropods, was a small dewclaw. However, whereas most theropods had feet with three digits contacting the ground, dromaeosaurids like Velociraptor walked on only their third and fourth digits. The second digit, for which Velociraptor is most famous, was highly modified and held retracted off of the ground. It bore a relatively large, sickle-shaped claw, typical of dromaeosaurid and troodontid dinosaurs. This enlarged claw, which could be over 6.5 cm (2.6 in) long around its outer edge, was most likely a predatory device used to tear into prey, possibly delivering a fatal blow.[6][7]

Long bony projections (prezygapophyses) on the upper surfaces of the vertebrae, as well as ossified tendons underneath, stiffened the tail of Velociraptor. The prezygapophyses began on the tenth tail (caudal) vertebra and extended forward to brace four to ten additional vertebrae, depending on position in the tail. The stiffening forced the entire tail to act as a single rod-like unit, preventing vertical motion between vertebrae. However, at least one specimen preserves a series of intact tail vertebrae curved sideways into an S-shape, suggesting that there was considerably more horizontal flexibility. These adaptations of the tail probably provided balance and stability while turning, especially at high speeds.

MagicHef
05-27-2009, 01:37 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Vraptor-scale.svg/800px-Vraptor-scale.svg.png

MagicHef
05-27-2009, 01:38 PM
Maybe the grill was the best idea.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Velociraptor_dinoguy2.jpg

Hotrod
05-27-2009, 01:38 PM
You guys crack me up. All you need is a damn 2X4 or a crow bar. A velociraptor IS about the same size as a turkey. Adults were about 6 feet long (mostly all tail and neck) but not very tall at all, about the height of a Turkey and normally weight about 30 pounds. Just one good smack on the skull and you got some dinner.

Smaller than other dromaeosaurids like Deinonychus and Achillobator, the turkey-sized Velociraptor nevertheless shared many of the same anatomical features. It was a bipedal, feathered carnivore with a long, stiffened tail and an enlarged sickle-shaped claw on each hindfoot, which is thought to have been used to kill its prey. Velociraptor can be distinguished from other dromaeosaurids by its long and low skull, with an upturned snout.

Velociraptor (commonly shortened to 'raptor') is one of the dinosaur genera most familiar to the general public due to its prominent role in the Jurassic Park motion picture series. In the films it was shown with anatomical inaccuracies, including being much larger than it was in reality and without feathers. It is also well known to paleontologists, with over a dozen recovered fossil skeletons—the most of any dromaeosaurid. One particularly famous specimen preserves a Velociraptor locked in combat with a Protoceratops.

elociraptor was a mid-sized dromaeosaurid, with adults measuring up to 2.07 m (6.8 ft) long, 0.5 m (1.6 ft) high at the hip, and weighing up to 15 kg (33 lb).[3] The skull, which grew up to 25 cm (9.8 in) long, was uniquely up-curved, concave on the upper surface and convex on the lower. The jaws were lined with 26–28 widely spaced teeth on each side, each more strongly serrated on the back edge than the front—possibly an adaptation that improved its ability to catch and hold fast-moving prey.[1][4]

Velociraptor, like other dromaeosaurids, had a large manus ('hand') with three strongly curved claws, which were similar in construction and flexibility to the wing bones of modern birds. The second digit was the longest of the three digits present, while the first was shortest. The structure of the carpal (wrist) bones prevented pronation of the wrist and forced the 'hands' to be held with the palmar surface facing inwards (medially), not downwards.[5] The first digit of the foot, as in other theropods, was a small dewclaw. However, whereas most theropods had feet with three digits contacting the ground, dromaeosaurids like Velociraptor walked on only their third and fourth digits. The second digit, for which Velociraptor is most famous, was highly modified and held retracted off of the ground. It bore a relatively large, sickle-shaped claw, typical of dromaeosaurid and troodontid dinosaurs. This enlarged claw, which could be over 6.5 cm (2.6 in) long around its outer edge, was most likely a predatory device used to tear into prey, possibly delivering a fatal blow.[6][7]

Long bony projections (prezygapophyses) on the upper surfaces of the vertebrae, as well as ossified tendons underneath, stiffened the tail of Velociraptor. The prezygapophyses began on the tenth tail (caudal) vertebra and extended forward to brace four to ten additional vertebrae, depending on position in the tail. The stiffening forced the entire tail to act as a single rod-like unit, preventing vertical motion between vertebrae. However, at least one specimen preserves a series of intact tail vertebrae curved sideways into an S-shape, suggesting that there was considerably more horizontal flexibility. These adaptations of the tail probably provided balance and stability while turning, especially at high speeds.

You obviously have never met this group of gutless drunks

ZONA
05-27-2009, 01:42 PM
T-Rex's could not run fast if at all and were scavengers. Not carnivorous hunters.

Not entirely true. Some experts believed they fed mostly on scavenged meat but they did also hunt and kill prey when the opportunity arose. They certainly were more then capable of killing almost anything. They probably did not chase down any meals but I'm sure there were other slow moving dino's out there that they could kill easy enough. It did have hollow bones which would have helped it to have some kind of decent speed but it was not a very nimble creature at all. I'm guessing it relied on ambush techniques as well as picking out sick, old or injured prey, just as many carnivores do today.

Rohirrim
05-27-2009, 01:42 PM
Yeah, but raptors traveled in packs. Remember what all those little dinky guys did to the guy from Fargo?

ghwk
05-27-2009, 01:45 PM
I would by 200 buckets of this:

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100095976&N=10000003+90051+500530

As asphalt coating has tar I would essentially make my own tar pit and lure the velociraptor to its death.

I think its best to use what has worked before!

Apa you went prehistoric old school on that one.

ghwk
05-27-2009, 01:49 PM
Well now that we know they were little girlie men in size maybe I just give it the old 3 Stooges poke in the eyes and toss it on the George Foreman.

Garcia Bronco
05-27-2009, 01:52 PM
Not entirely true. Some experts believed they fed mostly on scavenged meat but they did also hunt and kill prey when the opportunity arose. They certainly were more then capable of killing almost anything. They probably did not chase down any meals but I'm sure there were other slow moving dino's out there that they could kill easy enough. It did have hollow bones which would have helped it to have some kind of decent speed but it was not a very nimble creature at all. I'm guessing it relied on ambush techniques as well as picking out sick, old or injured prey, just as many carnivores do today.


Their olfactory blubs were ridiculously huge. If they ran more than 5 mph I would be suprised.

ZONA
05-27-2009, 01:53 PM
How about the good ole' lay down and pretend dead trick? Think that would work? baahahahahah. Sorry, I know some people have survived attacks that way but many also have paid a severe price. If it was me, I'm heading up the closest big tree and when I get near the top, I'm breaking off a branch and trying to poke they eyes out if it tries to follow.

ZONA
05-27-2009, 01:57 PM
Their olfactory blubs were ridiculously huge. If they ran more than 5 mph I would be suprised.

With it's large gait, I'm sure it could walk faster then 5MPH. Humans can walk 4-5MPH. I think if you were a caveman, you would have been one of those poor suckers who guessed wrong as it ran you down. Some experts believe they could have ran up to 45MPH, but most seem to think about 25MPH was the norm.

Ratboy
05-27-2009, 02:31 PM
Senco SCN45 Coil Nailer

http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/82/82545ba9-18bc-422c-b5df-468cdc26c308_300.jpg

This could destroy groups of these pests! Combine these with some type of poison on the nails.

Rohirrim
05-27-2009, 02:32 PM
The better question would be, "What would you use against one of those Spinosaurs like in JPIII?"

Garcia Bronco
05-27-2009, 02:35 PM
With it's large gait, I'm sure it could walk faster then 5MPH. Humans can walk 4-5MPH. I think if you were a caveman, you would have been one of those poor suckers who guessed wrong as it ran you down. Some experts believe they could have ran up to 45MPH, but most seem to think about 25MPH was the norm.

No way. It's too big to cover that ground. Add in the olfactory bulb size and you most likely have a scavenger that ate dead carcasses.

Garcia Bronco
05-27-2009, 02:38 PM
The better question would be, "What would you use against one of those Spinosaurs like in JPIII?"

Supposedly that thing was bigger than a T-Rex. Wow

Archer81
05-27-2009, 02:41 PM
Machette. Hack at its neck then run away.


:Broncos:

Lev Vyvanse
05-27-2009, 05:26 PM
http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100657952&N=10000003+90401

I like a challenge.

http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/8a/8a602bb1-8a4d-454c-98bd-356008045890_300.jpg

WABronco
05-27-2009, 05:40 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Vraptor-scale.svg/800px-Vraptor-scale.svg.png

What a pussy dinosaur.

http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100350261&categoryID=527384

Pretty sure I would see him coming, whip some of this stuff together, and try to hit him with wet concrete. I've seen the commercials this stuff dries in under 30 seconds.

This is the best thread that's been on this forum for quite some time, btw. Made me LOL for serious.

GoHAM
05-27-2009, 07:50 PM
http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100657952&N=10000003+90401

I like a challenge.

http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/8a/8a602bb1-8a4d-454c-98bd-356008045890_300.jpg

Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit. It'll hurt more.

http://www.moviesoundclips.net/movies1/robinhood/spoon.mp3

Ha!

Kaylore
05-27-2009, 08:01 PM
I would only need two of these
http://www.homedepot.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?storeId=10051&langId=-1&catalogId=10053&productId=100655352

and my awesome.

TheReverend
05-27-2009, 08:04 PM
The sword from Thundercats:

http://www.elanso.com/U/P/01/41/17/11633472215025000000.jpg

It's in the back next to the dowel rods.

Kaylore
05-27-2009, 08:07 PM
The sword from Thundercats:

http://www.elanso.com/U/P/01/41/17/11633472215025000000.jpg

It's in the back next to the dowel rods.

Yeah, but trying to get help in that section is pointless. They rarely send anyone back there, and when they do they have no idea what they're talking about. The last time I went, some lady tried to impress me by bringing up Orko, and I was all "um, wrong series, lady! Duhhhhh!"

TheReverend
05-27-2009, 08:13 PM
Yeah, but trying to get help in that section is pointless. They rarely send anyone back there, and when they do they have no idea what they're talking about. The last time I went, some lady tried to impress me by bringing up Orko, and I was all "um, wrong series, lady! Duhhhhh!"

You don't need help, really.

Just grab it, and then run to the cashier before Mumra tries to jack you.

Dr. Broncenstein
05-27-2009, 08:34 PM
http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/300/8e/8ee314da-faa9-4fac-b6b9-49245a6a653d_300.jpg

Gong Skillet to da head.

KillerBronco#76
05-28-2009, 03:26 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Deinonychus-scale.png

This is more like what some of you guys are thinking