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Natedogg
05-26-2009, 09:38 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0924041kobeb10.html


Also hilarious.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0924041kobea19.html

Q: So you like to cum on your partner's face?

Kobe: "That's my thing...Jesus Christ, man."

dbfan4life
05-26-2009, 09:58 AM
Old news.

TheReverend
05-26-2009, 10:00 AM
I'm 12 and what is this?

Natedogg
05-26-2009, 10:02 AM
Old news.

Playoffs.

vancejohnson82
05-26-2009, 10:04 AM
the girl he banged from Colorado was an uber-whore

im sure I could have "slid" mine in there and had room enough for both my feet

Rulon Velvet Jones
05-26-2009, 10:06 AM
Playoffs.

I'm not a fan of either team, but the Kobe crap is old.

But hey - here's a fun link:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2900023

BuckinKaeding
05-26-2009, 11:10 AM
Best part of the whole thing.

worm
05-26-2009, 12:00 PM
Yikes.

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watermock
05-26-2009, 12:07 PM
Pearl Necklace...

bombay
05-26-2009, 12:08 PM
He should have kept his ten million.

BroncoMan4ever
05-26-2009, 12:49 PM
Yikes.

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what a stupid ugly bitch. i understand the desire for a married guy to want to get some strange, but jesus christ, he is Kobe Bryant, but if he really wanted some different booty, he could have gotten something a little hotter and less used up. Also, he is crazy for even wanting to get some strange when his hot as hell wife was at home.

DomCasual
05-26-2009, 12:51 PM
what a stupid ugly b****. i understand the desire for a married guy to want to get some strange, but jesus christ, he is Kobe Bryant, but if he really wanted some different booty, he could have gotten something a little hotter and less used up. Also, he is crazy for even wanting to get some strange when his hot as hell wife was at home.

I'm thinking that's not real.

watermock
05-26-2009, 12:58 PM
Spidey'ed hit it.

Prolly even this:

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SureShot
05-26-2009, 03:12 PM
Yikes.

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It that for real? Thats terrible.

Natedogg
05-26-2009, 03:15 PM
Yikes.

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Bwa Ha Ha.

I love the line:

K: "Man, I don't even know if I can play this season because of this ****. I might lose my career, my family, and my endorsements" ??? ???

(paraphrased)

watermock
05-26-2009, 03:29 PM
I hate the Biatch. He just raw ****ed a slut nd didn't even consider his marriage. How many times?

I'm not jealous, he's just a dickhead.

That's what I find so amusing about Jay. He was orphaned. He came in.

They signed Simms QB's even before the trade. Drafted another, and basically gave up the right to pick the QB of choice in '10.

DeusExManning
05-26-2009, 03:33 PM
I'm thinking that's not real.

Not real, that is not her.

TheReverend
05-26-2009, 04:05 PM
It that for real? Thats terrible.

The ending kinda tips off that it's not...

Bronx33
05-26-2009, 04:07 PM
It that for real? Thats terrible.


Sadly it's as good as any freestyle out there ROFL!

HILife
05-26-2009, 06:07 PM
Yikes.

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:rofl: Ha! :spit: ROFL! LOL Hilarious! :giggle:

Edit: please tell me that's not really here. This is a joke, right?

Man-Goblin
05-26-2009, 06:12 PM
Buah. Sometimes I wish this place had mods.

Los Broncos
05-26-2009, 09:30 PM
Yikes.

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Thats a joke right? how ****ing stupid can you be...

Atlas
05-26-2009, 09:58 PM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0924041kobeb10.html


Also hilarious.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0924041kobea19.html

Q: So you like to cum on your partner's face?

Kobe: "That's my thing...Jesus Christ, man."

Wow, that **** is pretty addictive reading. I like the part where Kobe said he couldn't have raped her because, "She isn't that attractive." LOL