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BroncoBuff
05-20-2009, 06:12 PM
What does he need, a RAM stick for his laptop or something?


I'm in for 10 bucks .... anybody?

TDmvp
05-20-2009, 06:20 PM
What does he need, a RAM stick for his laptop or something?


I'm in for 10 bucks .... anybody?

LOL

Crushaholic
05-20-2009, 06:22 PM
...a RAM stick up his where? That's not nice, BroncoBuff...:)

cutthemdown
05-20-2009, 06:26 PM
Really? I think it's much better without him. Then again it has been awhile since someone threatened to drive to my favorite bar and punch me in the throat.

TDmvp
05-20-2009, 06:32 PM
I bet he is somewhere standing in line to a club he'll never get in ...


I think the nickle back thread is where he jumped the shark tho , to me at least .


I can tolerate a lot of B.S. , But lame a$$ music is where I draw the line...

McDman
05-20-2009, 06:36 PM
Hahahaha, he likes Nickelback?

gunns
05-20-2009, 06:40 PM
I miss him too.

Spider come back!

OBF1
05-20-2009, 07:43 PM
Who ???

loborugger
05-20-2009, 07:55 PM
Its a push for me.

While he hasnt threatened to punch me in throat, he could.

BroncoBuff
05-20-2009, 08:09 PM
Its a push for me.

While he hasnt threatened to punch me in throat, he could.

LOL

GreatBronco16
05-20-2009, 08:35 PM
I thought we traded Spider???


But Buff, I think you'll get over it. I mean, you're finally getting over Cutler.:rofl:

Los Broncos
05-20-2009, 09:11 PM
You want to give him a RAM stick? man your sick, ban this guy :sunshine:

BroncoBuff
05-20-2009, 09:29 PM
You want to give him a RAM stick? man your sick, ban this guy :sunshine:

Ram stick, throat punch ... six of one, half-dozen of the other ???

SoCalBronco
05-20-2009, 09:30 PM
I'm really concerned about Spider. I hope he is okay.

:(

BroncoBuff
05-20-2009, 09:30 PM
I'm really concerned about Spider. I hope he is okay.

:(

Blue has been in touch with him, and seriously it is some kind of computer problem.

Can you imagine how bad he is jones-ing right about now? ROFL!

TDmvp
05-20-2009, 09:33 PM
I'm betting It was something like this ... :0)

http://blog.syracuse.com/news/2008/11/trucker_arrest_001.JPG

:spit:

ROFL! ROFL! ROFL!

Los Broncos
05-20-2009, 09:36 PM
Ram stick, throat punch ... six of one, half-dozen of the other ???

How about a throat RAM? think about it...

TDmvp
05-20-2009, 09:38 PM
How about a throat RAM? think about it...

Ahhh A more forceful version of the old mouth hug ...

Hilarious!

BroncoBuff
05-20-2009, 09:41 PM
http://blog.syracuse.com/news/2008/11/trucker_arrest_001.JPG

That is scary close to what I was thinking before.

TDmvp
05-20-2009, 09:49 PM
That is scary close to what I was thinking before.

It could be worse ...


http://uberoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/01785_hi_im_chris_hansen_123_551lo-200x300.jpg



I'm pretty sure Spider is ok tho . Someone here talked to him I thought 2 weeks or so ago...

Blueflame
05-20-2009, 10:07 PM
It could be worse ...


http://uberoops.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/01785_hi_im_chris_hansen_123_551lo-200x300.jpg



I'm pretty sure Spider is ok tho . Someone here talked to him I thought 2 weeks or so ago...

Yeah, I called him about a week ago just to be sure he was OK. The problem's a broken laptop. He sounded upbeat and cheerful as always. He said his USB ports were broken and that's why it's taking so long to fix his computer.

cutthemdown
05-20-2009, 10:18 PM
What does he need, a RAM stick for his laptop or something?


I'm in for 10 bucks .... anybody?

Doesn't he make like 100 grand a yr driving his truck? He can pay for his own shiat.

Miss I.
05-20-2009, 10:36 PM
Doesn't he make like 100 grand a yr driving his truck? He can pay for his own shiat.

well and one would think he could pay for a better laptop or to fix it, but I guess it's bound to happen that his ports will break if he keeps trying to fit things in them that don't belong there. Of course, maybe what really happened is this (the portion with truck, the driver, the girl and a tree)


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cutthemdown
05-20-2009, 11:08 PM
Yeah someone tell spider USB port isn't for cyber sex. Just because it fits doesn't mean you go sticking it in there.

TDmvp
05-20-2009, 11:22 PM
Yeah someone tell spider USB port isn't for cyber sex. Just because it fits doesn't mean you go sticking it in there.


Google is evil ...

Real Touch: Interactive sex device syncs porn with belt-driven USB orifice
http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2009/01/12/real-touch-interacti.html

a belt-driven machine that, when connected to your computer via USB matchs the on-screen action.

http://www.realtouch.com/

http://ultimatemalesextoy.com/realtouch/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/real_touch_540x360.jpg


And if they think I'm sticking my penis that shoots a liquid into something that plugs into electric they are crazy ....



Edit: /hopes TJ don't ban him...

TJ if this is to much just delete it .
I just found it funny that YES you can do it with your usb port ...

24champ
05-20-2009, 11:30 PM
Google is evil ...

Real Touch: Interactive sex device syncs porn with belt-driven USB orifice
http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2009/01/12/real-touch-interacti.html

a belt-driven machine that, when connected to your computer via USB matchs the on-screen action.

http://www.realtouch.com/

http://ultimatemalesextoy.com/realtouch/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/real_touch_540x360.jpg


And if they think I'm sticking my penis that shoots a liquid into something that plugs into electric they are crazy ....



Edit: /hopes TJ don't ban him...

TJ if this is to much just delete it .
I just found it funny that YES you can do it with your usb port ...


Perfect birthday gift for TheDave.

TDmvp
05-20-2009, 11:31 PM
Perfect birthday gift for TheDave.

LOL

I was wondering how long it would take someone to say , HEY that is the perfect gift for so in so ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

TexanBob
05-21-2009, 12:09 AM
Spider's just pissed that he spent all that time defending Obama and he gets paid back by being told he's going to have to trade in his truck for a Yugo-sized golf cart due to Obama's new CAFE standards. Can't haul much in those little go-carts.

Miss I.
05-21-2009, 10:20 AM
Yeah someone tell spider USB port isn't for cyber sex. Just because it fits doesn't mean you go sticking it in there.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/34640903_7e00d8e964_m.jpg

Garcia Bronco
05-21-2009, 10:34 AM
You people are crazy. I were traveling in my truck to throat punch central when the law gave me a 10-4 good buddy if you know what I mean.

Miss I.
05-21-2009, 10:37 AM
You people are crazy. I were traveling in my truck to throat punch central when the law gave me a 10-4 good buddy if you know what I mean.

Is that like a happy ending? ;D

55CrushEm
05-21-2009, 10:46 AM
Buff's man-love for Spider > Madden's man-love for Favre

:D