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PaintballCLE
05-18-2009, 08:00 PM
http://www.biorelief.com/travel-urinals/stadiumpal.html

Mr.Meanie
05-18-2009, 08:03 PM
no... please no

PaintballCLE
05-18-2009, 08:12 PM
and for the ladies....
now avaliable......stadium Gal
http://www.biorelief.com/stadium-gal.html

Bronco Boy
05-18-2009, 08:16 PM
Do they have one for the butt?

80smith
05-18-2009, 08:17 PM
Beer first, then football, then maybe this? But beer is the best invention.....

PaintballCLE
05-18-2009, 08:18 PM
Beer first, then football, then maybe this? But beer is the best invention.....

well i would consider this part of beer and football...........because the beer has to go somewhere..........and you dont wanna miss any football!

PaintballCLE
05-18-2009, 08:18 PM
Do they have one for the butt?

sure, just use the female one. But wear it backwards! LOL

GreatBronco16
05-18-2009, 08:44 PM
I think I'm almost glad that my work won't allow me on that site.

Orange_Beard
05-18-2009, 08:48 PM
Before you put on your condom catheter, be sure that your penis is clean and totally dry.

Wash with soap and water and pat dry. Allow your skin to air dry for a few minutes more.
For more skin protection, you can apply a protective, waterproof barrier by using a Shield Skin™ wipe to coat the penis. Wait about one minute for the waterproof dressing to dry completely before you put on your catheter. The skin of your penis should feel smooth and non-tacky to the touch.

Pat your penis.

Lev Vyvanse
05-18-2009, 08:57 PM
The skin of your penis should feel smooth and non-tacky to the touch.

Pat your penis.
Done and done. How much are these again?

Mogulseeker
05-18-2009, 09:30 PM
I don't want to wear a condom throughout an entire football game.

Majik
05-18-2009, 09:34 PM
I don't want to wear a condom throughout an entire football game.

And have a bag of urine strapped to your leg.

Thanks but no thanks.

Hercules Rockefeller
05-18-2009, 09:37 PM
There's already been a thread today on the greatest invention of all time

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=80631

slyinky
05-18-2009, 09:39 PM
I don't want to wear a condom throughout an entire football game.
Sounds like someone who isn't used to wearing a glove for longer than a couple minutes. A little quick on the draw, maybe?

ZONA
05-18-2009, 09:40 PM
Now that I know this is out there, it will make me think twice about kicking some drunk fan in the leg..............doh.

footstepsfrom#27
05-18-2009, 10:37 PM
Always wondered what happens if the starting QB had to take a dump in the 4th quarter...now I know...wish I didn't.

Los Broncos
05-18-2009, 11:01 PM
Next thing you know fans are throwing piss on you.

broncocalijohn
05-18-2009, 11:21 PM
I could have used this for those concerts I snuck into "Pit". KROQ Weenie Roast will always have memories for me. My cousin had to go and couldnt afford to be rejected on getting back in so he pee'd in a huge empty beer cup (the beer that made him piss it out to start). He then put it by our feet. Thinking this will spill and get all over our feet, I took the warm cup and put it a few rows to our side and under a seat. Well, some drunk saw an opportunity to steal a free beer. Most disgusting thing ever but he deserved it. I think that was better than pissing in a bag and putting that underneath a seat.

BroncoBuff
05-19-2009, 02:00 AM
Don't drink beer ... it's too much liquid volume per unit of alcohol. Instead, take a good long drain before kickoff, and conceal a small flask in your sock or drawers.

More alcohol bang per ounce, and your bladder can handle the load.

This one's a bit small, but you can't beat the design: http://www.gunthergifts.com/broncos.html

gyldenlove
05-19-2009, 05:53 AM
http://www.shewee.ca/

Beantown Bronco
05-19-2009, 06:18 AM
The sizing chart simply cracked me up:

http://www.biorelief.com/images/popup/dm_male_measurement_guide.pdf

Beantown Bronco
05-19-2009, 06:19 AM
Sounds like someone who isn't used to wearing a glove for longer than a couple minutes. A little quick on the draw, maybe?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that if you are used to wearing a condom for 2.5-3 hours, you're doing something wrong.

BroncoBuff
05-19-2009, 06:29 AM
The sizing chart simply cracked me up:

http://www.biorelief.com/images/popup/dm_male_measurement_guide.pdf

OMG, that is some major comedy ....

Orange_Beard
05-19-2009, 06:40 AM
And have a bag of urine strapped to your leg.

Thanks but no thanks.

It would keep you warm.

Orange_Beard
05-19-2009, 06:41 AM
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that if you are used to wearing a condom for 2.5-3 hours, you're doing something wrong.

Happens every time I have sex......

Mogulseeker
05-19-2009, 06:43 AM
Sounds like someone who isn't used to wearing a glove for longer than a couple minutes. A little quick on the draw, maybe?

The problem with condoms is that it takes TOO long... I'll be hammering away for 45 minutes and finally give up for exhaustion.

Mogulseeker
05-19-2009, 06:44 AM
Don't drink beer ... it's too much liquid volume per unit of alcohol. Instead, take a good long drain before kickoff, and conceal a small flask in your sock or drawers.

More alcohol bang per ounce, and your bladder can handle the load.

This one's a bit small, but you can't beat the design: http://www.gunthergifts.com/broncos.html

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportatorium/GuinnessBrilliant.jpg

PaintballCLE
05-19-2009, 07:20 AM
you know, this would be a great gift for Spider. No more down time, just keep on trucking.