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ak1971
05-15-2009, 09:41 AM
So with the plethora of woe is me threads...thought Id post my own.

Lost my job on Monday...(**** you Tim Geithner) started my own firm on Tuesday. Played two rounds of golf yesterday, followed by drinking brews on the deck.

I have a hot wife, and maybe going mountian biking this afternoon.

Life sucks..what should I do?

Hercules Rockefeller
05-15-2009, 09:43 AM
I have a hot wife

Pics or you're a liar

rugbythug
05-15-2009, 09:44 AM
Take a hot bath and cut your wrists, works in the movies. It is the best way to kill yourself and still look like the righteous hero.

Hotrod
05-15-2009, 09:45 AM
I say you should **** your sister.

ak1971
05-15-2009, 09:46 AM
I say you should **** your sister.

that **** may fly in Gunny, but down here its frowned upon.

Hotrod
05-15-2009, 10:05 AM
that **** may fly in Gunny, but down here its frowned upon.

It is my standard advice. **** someones sister but your right it should probably not be yours Ha!

kamakazi_kal
05-15-2009, 10:08 AM
It is my standard advice. **** someones sister but your right it should probably not be yours Ha!

step sister maybe?

Dark Helmet
05-15-2009, 10:09 AM
Quit drinking brews, screwing your wife on the moutain bike, playing golf and get back to work. :)

ak1971
05-15-2009, 10:09 AM
come on guys this is a serious thread..I just dont know what to do.

kamakazi_kal
05-15-2009, 10:12 AM
uhhhhh ..... how about looking for another job before your tee time.

Flex Gunmetal
05-15-2009, 10:13 AM
Pics or ban.

ak1971
05-15-2009, 10:14 AM
anyone want to come work for me? I'm paying better than other posters ...$9.25 hr.

Lev Vyvanse
05-15-2009, 10:14 AM
come on guys this is a serious thread..I just dont know what to do.

There's always animal porn.

Beantown Bronco
05-15-2009, 10:14 AM
this is a serious thread..

Didn't TJ make a rule against that?

Hotrod
05-15-2009, 10:15 AM
anyone want to come work for me? I'm paying better than other posters ...$9.25 hr.

Is there bonus pay via the federal government availiable???

Dagmar
05-15-2009, 10:18 AM
Can I have a job?

azbroncfan
05-15-2009, 10:19 AM
I'd probably go play poker in the am to make some cash or attempt to. Drink a beer or two at noon and dust the old lady off if it was possible at that time of the day. Then I'd tee off in the afternoon and have dinner and a movie with the woman later.

ak1971
05-15-2009, 11:00 AM
I'd probably go play poker in the am to make some cash or attempt to. Drink a beer or two at noon and dust the old lady off if it was possible at that time of the day. Then I'd tee off in the afternoon and have dinner and a movie with the woman later.

they do have helicopter service to Blackhawk now...I may just have to partake

OBF1
05-15-2009, 11:24 AM
Public Relations...

You are a natural :)

Old Dude
05-15-2009, 12:18 PM
Sounds to me like it's time for you to buy a house and a new car and make a lot of credit card purchases.

Rabb
05-15-2009, 12:25 PM
Played two rounds of golf yesterday, followed by drinking brews on the deck.

I have a hot wife, and maybe going mountian biking this afternoon.

you want my advice after this?

how about thank your lucky ****ing stars and go look on Craigs list, I hear if you have construction experiance you can cash in BIG

bronco610
05-15-2009, 12:33 PM
So with the plethora of woe is me threads...thought Id post my own.

Lost my job on Monday...(**** you Tim Geithner) started my own firm on Tuesday. Played two rounds of golf yesterday, followed by drinking brews on the deck.

I have a hot wife, and maybe going mountian biking this afternoon.

Life sucks..what should I do?

I think you should be ashamed of yourself..... You can't enjoy yourself, damn it man there is a recession on.......... Oh and McD traded Cutler.

bronco610
05-15-2009, 12:34 PM
you want my advice after this?

how about thank your lucky ****ing stars and go look on Craigs list, I hear if you have construction experiance you can cash in BIG

ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL!

Hotrod
05-15-2009, 12:36 PM
you want my advice after this?

how about thank your lucky ****ing stars and go look on Craigs list, I hear if you have construction experiance you can cash in BIG

I wish you hadnt said that. I fear that kind of sudden spending power in the hands of AK could result in bad things.

bronco610
05-15-2009, 12:40 PM
you want my advice after this?

how about thank your lucky ****ing stars and go look on Craigs list, I hear if you have construction experiance you can cash in BIG

Speaking of which the whole thread disapeared???

broncosteven
05-15-2009, 12:43 PM
Go back to College like Rodney Dangerfield did that one time. Then have a Tom Hanks Bachlorparty and follow up by landing Marisa Tomei as a girlfriend and become a lawyer in the South.

No particular order, I am stuck in the mid 80's-90's today.

theAPAOps5
05-15-2009, 12:44 PM
He probably deleted it or it got moved to the horses brown eye

bronco610
05-15-2009, 12:46 PM
He probably deleted it or it got moved to the horses brown eye

Not in the butt, I guess I embarrased him enough that he deleted it.
8')

theAPAOps5
05-15-2009, 12:46 PM
Go back to College like Rodney Dangerfield did that one time.

True story, I once nailed a triple lindy. Slipped of the high platform hit the next one just enough to flip over and belly flop. Of course I got out like I meant it and then went to the locker room and cried! I was 11 it hurt like hell but no way in hell my friends would see me cry!

elsid13
05-15-2009, 12:47 PM
So I understand that Meth business has lots of growing opportunities for young man like yourself.

theAPAOps5
05-15-2009, 12:49 PM
Meth alley? Those menthol cigaretts are the devils instrument.

broncosteven
05-15-2009, 12:55 PM
True story, I once nailed a triple lindy. Slipped of the high platform hit the next one just enough to flip over and belly flop. Of course I got out like I meant it and then went to the locker room and cried! I was 11 it hurt like hell but no way in hell my friends would see me cry!

Gene is not afraid to cry, there is nothing wrong with crying after landing the 1st men on the moon or saving 3 lives hundreds of thousands miles away.

NOTHING....



WRONG....



WITH....


CRYING....

Disco Man
05-15-2009, 01:16 PM
..............why don't you go out and buy a C.D. player

Boobs McGee
05-15-2009, 01:29 PM
So with the plethora of woe is me threads...thought Id post my own.

Lost my job on Monday...(**** you Tim Geithner) started my own firm on Tuesday. Played two rounds of golf yesterday, followed by drinking brews on the deck.

I have a hot wife, and maybe going mountian biking this afternoon.

Life sucks..what should I do?


:worthless

Pat Bowlen
05-15-2009, 02:22 PM
So with the plethora of woe is me threads...thought Id post my own.

Lost my job on Monday...(**** you Tim Geithner) started my own firm on Tuesday. Played two rounds of golf yesterday, followed by drinking brews on the deck.

I have a hot wife, and maybe going mountian biking this afternoon.

Life sucks..what should I do?
I know how you feel. I woke up this morning to the sound of my harp player, Horatio, strumming a soothing melody while my own hot wife made the usual steak and eggs for breakfast. I wanted to crawl in a hole and die. After that I spent the next four hours tanning on my 1,500 sq. ft. deck, high above the rest of humanity. It was terrible. After an hour-long massage I took a nap, and Annabel and I spent the evening rolling around naked on one of my many bear-skin rugs in front of one of my many fireplaces. Needless to say I fell asleep miserable, terrified of what tomorrow would bring.

brother love
05-15-2009, 02:30 PM
Have a party that gets wrecked by a giant hell hound and then become the Keymaster of Gozer.

Pony Boy
05-15-2009, 02:31 PM
Retool and prepare yourself for a government job where making a profit is not important. The only thing you will concern yourself with is funding. The private sector is folding. I've been in private business for 40 years and will be retiring in a few years. The days of the independent business owner are numbered.

cmhargrove
05-15-2009, 02:34 PM
anyone want to come work for me? I'm paying better than other posters ...$9.25 hr.

I'll pay $9.50 + i'll buy you a cake on your birthday.... You just need to know how to make eyeglasses.

ak1971
05-15-2009, 02:37 PM
..............why don't you go out and buy a C.D. player

I'm thinking I may go into music production...or maybe old car recycling.

ak1971
05-15-2009, 02:38 PM
Have a party that gets wrecked by a giant hell hound and then become the Keymaster of Gozer.

I would ,but I have a 3 yr old

orange crusher
05-15-2009, 02:44 PM
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Hotrod
05-15-2009, 02:51 PM
.

LOL

/end thread

ak1971
05-15-2009, 02:55 PM
anyone have an opinion of Suaza vs Jose Cuervo tequilla? Im making margaritas right now, and cant decide which one to use

broncosteven
05-15-2009, 03:00 PM
I'm thinking I may go into music production...or maybe old car recycling.

What luck! DeathSICLE is looking for a music producer, and someone to do a reveiw of DeathSICLE's demo.

The Demo includes:

The many flavors of Death
Brain Freeze (with extended solos)
Sticks of Frozen Death (also known as "Not as bad as Stalingrad but still not something you would want to live through") - No chorus or bridge yet, or verses...really just a kickass title but DeathSICLE is working on it.

ak1971
05-15-2009, 03:02 PM
What luck! DeathSICLE is looking for a music producer, and someone to do a reveiw of DeathSICLE's demo.

The Demo includes:

The many flavors of Death
Brain Freeze (with extended solos)
Sticks of Frozen Death (also known as "Not as bad as Stalingrad but still not something you would want to live through") - No chorus or bridge yet, or verses...really just a kickass title but DeathSICLE is working on it.

Im partial to parking lot rap

SureShot
05-15-2009, 03:03 PM
anyone have an opinion of Suaza vs Jose Cuervo tequilla? Im making margaritas right now, and cant decide which one to use

Thats a no brainer Jose is trash go with the Sauza, preferably Hornitos.

Hotrod
05-15-2009, 03:04 PM
anyone have an opinion of Suaza vs Jose Cuervo tequilla? Im making margaritas right now, and cant decide which one to use

Suaza hands down.

broncosteven
05-15-2009, 03:05 PM
anyone have an opinion of Suaza vs Jose Cuervo tequilla? Im making margaritas right now, and cant decide which one to use

I hope you are mixing these the right way, the real way to mix a margarita is to pour the contents into your glass while driving your Ferrari as fast as possible down the switchbacks of the front range.

Anything else if for the Nouveau riche.

broncosteven
05-15-2009, 03:06 PM
Im partial to parking lot rap

DeathSICLE cannot rap.

ak1971
05-15-2009, 03:35 PM
I hope you are mixing these the right way, the real way to mix a margarita is to pour the contents into your glass while driving your Ferrari as fast as possible down the switchbacks of the front range.

Anything else if for the Nouveau riche.

kind of hard to plug the blender into the Ferrari. Ill have to drive the Bentley.


Went with the Suaza and some chopped up mango for those of you keeping score.

loborugger
05-15-2009, 04:50 PM
anyone have an opinion of Suaza vs Jose Cuervo tequilla? Im making margaritas right now, and cant decide which one to use

Both are ****.

Aha Toro leaves both in the dust.

On the other hand, if you are needing to to save money you need to drink something else. In that case, may I suggest Mad Dog 20/20. The orange is quite delightful and is almost guaranteed not to cause blindness.

loborugger
05-15-2009, 04:55 PM
kind of hard to plug the blender into the Ferrari. Ill have to drive the Bentley.


Went with the Suaza and some chopped up mango for those of you keeping score.

Well, enjoy.

Sorry you lost your job.

broncosteven
05-15-2009, 05:40 PM
kind of hard to plug the blender into the Ferrari. Ill have to drive the Bentley.


Went with the Suaza and some chopped up mango for those of you keeping score.

Like I said Blenders are for the Nouveau riche. You have to allow the liquid to spin around while subtly absorbing the ambience of a $500,000+ vehicle plummeting down a switchback road as fast as possible. If pesants are maimed during the mixing I hear it adds a smokey, nutty, oak flavor impossible to duplicate by other means.

gunns
05-15-2009, 07:02 PM
Both are ****.

Aha Toro leaves both in the dust.

On the other hand, if you are needing to to save money you need to drink something else. In that case, may I suggest Mad Dog 20/20. The orange is quite delightful and is almost guaranteed not to cause blindness.

LOL lots of memories or lack of with MD 20/20.

You will be fine AK. You're a man who won't languish in his sorrow and self pitty, well at least until your wife reads that comment about "dusting her off".

Meck77
05-15-2009, 10:03 PM
Started your own firm eh? Going to give Mon Chalet a run for their money?

bronco610
05-15-2009, 10:15 PM
LOL lots of memories or lack of with MD 20/20.

You will be fine AK. You're a man who won't languish in his sorrow and self pitty, well at least until your wife reads that comment about "dusting her off".

If you still have memories you didn't have enough 20/20.
:~ohyah!: :~ohyah!:

ak1971
05-16-2009, 07:49 AM
Started your own firm eh? Going to give Mon Chalet a run for their money?

Mon Chalet? Does that place still exist? Maybe I will go for the trifecta. Reopen the Royal Fork, Mon Chalet, and maybe a barber shop in that windmill on Colfax and Peoria

broncosteven
05-16-2009, 02:39 PM
... and maybe a barber shop in that windmill on Colfax and Peoria

Is that east of the YMCA on Colfax?

Even as a kid back in the early 70's that YMCA scared me.

Meck77
05-16-2009, 02:52 PM
Just west of the old Fitz Army hospital. You can barely even see the original building! It's unreal. It's been a real boost to local economy. Yeah people bag on the "hood" but the savy pimps like AK are moving in!

Take a look at this aerial. http://www.uchsc.edu/anschutzmedicalcampus/