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Hotrod
05-14-2009, 12:07 PM
Go

broncosteven
05-14-2009, 12:07 PM
Digging wells for bloated babies in Africa?

fido
05-14-2009, 12:10 PM
good question......jail? for being overloaded? skipping a port of entry? or just on vacation with the family living it up?

Hotrod
05-14-2009, 12:10 PM
Someone let my kid watch ET and needs a throat punch.

He is only 10 for christ sakes.

fido
05-14-2009, 12:11 PM
Someone let my kid watch ET and needs a throat punch.

He is only 10 for christ sakes.

:notworthy Ha!

Dukes
05-14-2009, 12:11 PM
Doing time for throat punching???

Beantown Bronco
05-14-2009, 12:18 PM
http://www.citypaper.com/news/story.asp?id=17993

crawdad
05-14-2009, 12:18 PM
Yeah, we haven't seen the Spidey man around for a long time. Probably about three weeks or more! I hope everything is okay!

Hotrod
05-14-2009, 12:22 PM
4/6/09 at 2:28pm to be exact. His last post was completely harmless and like usual meaningless.

Anyone know any of the 147 people who live in Wyoming???

Bronx33
05-14-2009, 12:25 PM
Hit his thread posting total already for the year and was dismissed?

Blueflame
05-14-2009, 01:05 PM
Seriously... you guys want me to pester him with a phone call? I could call or txt him...

Bronx33
05-14-2009, 01:07 PM
Seriously... you guys want me to pester him with a phone call? I could call or txt him...


Do it!

theAPAOps5
05-14-2009, 01:09 PM
Yeah I brought this up to Blue in a PM just the other day. I think its time for a wellfare check. Just don't post his number..... :angel:

ElwayMD
05-14-2009, 01:11 PM
He's making good on all his "I'd hit that" comments.

Rabb
05-14-2009, 01:18 PM
renting Ghostbusters and buying steroids

Beantown Bronco
05-14-2009, 01:23 PM
or watching scrambled skinemax from the cab of his truck.

Blueflame
05-14-2009, 01:35 PM
Do it!

OK... just did. He's fine; it's a computer issue again and fixing it is going to take a while (he said about a month) because his USB ports got broken. Hopefully he'll be back to the Mane soon.

Smiling Assassin27
05-14-2009, 01:39 PM
I just knew his Commodore 64 with the cassettes was acting up again. Combine that with his hamster wheel of a power source, and he goes missing for 3 weeks.

Damn, and just as another saintly Democrat is getting nailed for lying about what she knew about waterboarding...

SouthStndJunkie
05-14-2009, 01:42 PM
OK... just did. He's fine; it's a computer issue again and fixing it is going to take a while (he said about a month) because his USB ports got broken. Hopefully he'll be back to the Mane soon.

Tell him to take his time.

OBF1
05-14-2009, 01:45 PM
Tell him I will take care of the throat punches that others will need in his absense

Beantown Bronco
05-14-2009, 01:59 PM
A month or two to fix? Damn, you can buy a new computer for $300 nowadays......

TonyR
05-14-2009, 02:03 PM
Maybe Seth Olsen can start a charity to buy Spider a new PC?

broncosteven
05-14-2009, 02:19 PM
OK... just did. He's fine; it's a computer issue again and fixing it is going to take a while (he said about a month) because his USB ports got broken. Hopefully he'll be back to the Mane soon.

Did he Throat punch his USB ports or "hit them"? I hope it was the 1st.

Blueflame
05-14-2009, 02:25 PM
Did he Throat punch his USB ports or "hit them"? I hope it was the 1st.

LOL I think the first option would be closer to accurate than the second. ;D

DeusExManning
05-14-2009, 02:37 PM
He probably had some bad peanut butter

OBF1
05-14-2009, 02:37 PM
Did he Throat punch his USB ports or "hit them"? I hope it was the 1st.

either is a possibility LOL ROFL!

BroncoBuff
05-14-2009, 03:00 PM
I've had that in my avatar line for weeks ... nobody has responded ???

loborugger
05-14-2009, 03:03 PM
He feels bad about taking Mock's crown, so he is taking a break so Mock can regain the title.

elsid13
05-14-2009, 03:03 PM
I've had that in my avatar line for weeks ... nobody has responded ???

Because no one pays attention to you. I think you need to step it up and become a self promoting douche bag like Hotrod. ;D

BroncoBuff
05-14-2009, 03:07 PM
Because no one pays attention to you. I think you need to step it up and become of self promoting douche bag like Hotrod. ;D

What? Gimme some credit here ... I am the ORIGINAL self-promoting douchebag.

Dortoh learned every bit of his douchebaggery from me.

SureShot
05-14-2009, 03:08 PM
Who????

elsid13
05-14-2009, 03:08 PM
What? Gimme some credit here ... I am the ORIGINAL self-promoting douchebag.

Dortoh learned every bit of his douchebaggery from me.

I think a fund drive is in order.

Hotrod
05-14-2009, 03:11 PM
Because no one pays attention to you. I think you need to step it up and become a self promoting douche bag like Hotrod. ;D


3 pm by the bike rake be there

elsid13
05-14-2009, 03:14 PM
3 pm by the bike rake be there

Sorry I have to meet the head cheerleader behind the bleachers for personnel workout. How about tomorrow at noon in the cafeteria after they serve sloppy joes?

Hotrod
05-14-2009, 03:17 PM
Sorry I have to meet the head cheerleader behind the bleachers for personnel workout. How about tomorrow at noon in the cafeteria after they serve sloppy joes?

I'm worthless after sloppy joes maybe next week or something.

theAPAOps5
05-14-2009, 03:17 PM
Sorry I have to meet the head cheerleader behind the bleachers for personnel workout. How about tomorrow at noon in the cafeteria after they serve sloppy joes?

I always thought you might be a male cheerleader.......

BroncoBuff
05-14-2009, 03:18 PM
Some male cheerleaders go on to high places ...

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/cheerleader_bush.jpg

BroncoBuff
05-14-2009, 03:21 PM
In case you don't recognize that guy, here he is in a latter day shot:

http://cinie.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/bush-confused-21_a.jpg

elsid13
05-14-2009, 03:24 PM
I'm worthless after sloppy joes maybe next week or something.

Next week won't work they are serving TACOs and little french beard pizzas

Hotrod
05-14-2009, 03:25 PM
Well since we are both to busy you leave me no choice but to write something about your sister on the locker room wall

footstepsfrom#27
05-14-2009, 03:27 PM
He feels bad about taking Mock's crown, so he is taking a break so Mock can regain the title.
Maybe he tried to punch the wrong guy.

elsid13
05-14-2009, 03:30 PM
Well since we are both to busy you leave me no choice but to write something about your sister on the locker room wall

Just don't overwrite what I wrote about you, spider and loose sheep there.

Hotrod
05-14-2009, 03:37 PM
Just don't overwrite what I wrote about you, spider and loose sheep there.

of course not what do you take me as a vandal or something???

elsid13
05-14-2009, 03:38 PM
of course not what do you take me as a vandal or something???

Actually yes. :approve:

Garcia Bronco
05-14-2009, 03:40 PM
I'd bet money he is in the big house.

broncosteven
05-14-2009, 04:02 PM
I'd bet money he is in the big house.

He had triplets, I hope he has a big house!

PaintballCLE
05-14-2009, 04:03 PM
OK... just did. He's fine; it's a computer issue again and fixing it is going to take a while (he said about a month) because his USB ports got broken. Hopefully he'll be back to the Mane soon.

See, he found out the hard way you can't drive to Russia to play chess. When he ran out of road and went in the water, his computer fried.

DomCasual
05-14-2009, 04:04 PM
OK... just did. He's fine; it's a computer issue again and fixing it is going to take a while (he said about a month) because his USB ports got broken. Hopefully he'll be back to the Mane soon.

Does he know his WebTv can be used with almost any television?

broncosteven
05-14-2009, 04:09 PM
See, he found out the hard way you can't drive to Russia to play chess. When he ran out of road and went in the water, his computer fried.

Ice Road trucking must be hard in the late spring.

Hotrod
05-14-2009, 04:16 PM
Ice Road trucking must be hard in the late spring.

LOL

I think we can end the thread now

BroncoBuff
05-14-2009, 04:43 PM
I'd bet money he is in the big house.

I hope not, but that explanation would fit a disappearance like this.

Malcontent
05-14-2009, 07:40 PM
This reminds me of when Mock disappeared for 16 months...

Broncoman13
05-14-2009, 09:23 PM
Thanks for checking on him Blue. Glad to hear he is doing well!!!

~Crash~
05-14-2009, 09:24 PM
well I see him say he was in the back of a police car and saying what they were talking charge wise was not good something about carrying the wrong papers with the load and that it was hazards

~Crash~
05-14-2009, 09:25 PM
that was only weeks before he went missing...

~Crash~
05-14-2009, 09:26 PM
bars and spiders

80smith
05-14-2009, 09:55 PM
I hope he comes back soon! I would like to get some advice from him... :approve:

Miss I.
05-15-2009, 02:41 AM
Well I hope he also gets back soon too. I miss the gold lame thong and ball bearings. And dortoh, isn't ET a kids movie. I saw it at 9yrs old. I love that movie besides it could be a worse spielberg like temple of doom or 1941

Blueflame
05-15-2009, 03:47 AM
Thanks for checking on him Blue. Glad to hear he is doing well!!!

I was glad to hear his voice sounding typically upbeat and happy. It's worrisome when anyone suddenly disappears....

BroncoBuff
05-15-2009, 03:55 AM
OK... just did. He's fine; it's a computer issue again and fixing it is going to take a while (he said about a month) because his USB ports got broken. Hopefully he'll be back to the Mane soon.

Hadn't seen this, good news.

Now tell him watermock passed him .... that'll light a fire.

Blueflame
05-15-2009, 04:40 AM
Hadn't seen this, good news.

Now tell him watermock passed him .... that'll light a fire.

:devil:

~Crash~
05-15-2009, 09:21 AM
I hope he comes back soon! I would like to get some advice from him... :approve:

Simple just punch the ****er in the throat:welcome:

Miss I.
05-15-2009, 01:23 PM
I figured out where Spider is...he's in China... Evidently they opened an adult amusement park (which I always thought were called strip clubs) with large sculptures of genitalia and such. I think Spider went to hit it. See the link to the article.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30757503/?gt1=43001

Hotrod
05-15-2009, 01:33 PM
I figured out where Spider is...he's in China... Evidently they opened an adult amusement park (which I always thought were called strip clubs) with large sculptures of genitalia and such. I think Spider went to hit it. See the link to the article.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30757503/?gt1=43001

Looks like I've just figured out where to go on vacation this year :)

Miss I.
05-15-2009, 01:38 PM
Looks like I've just figured out where to go on vacation this year :)

Cool. Can I go? Because I have always wanted to see a giant penis that wasnt' just a figment of some guy's warped vision of himself.

Also, I was going to tell you on some other thread, that the guy should not sleep with other women. He should try men. They will sleep with him without emotional commitment, probably won't call again and likely won't charge as much as a hooker. ;D

Hotrod
05-15-2009, 01:54 PM
Cool. Can I go? Because I have always wanted to see a giant penis that wasnt' just a figment of some guy's warped vision of himself.

Also, I was going to tell you on some other thread, that the guy should not sleep with other women. He should try men. They will sleep with him without emotional commitment, probably won't call again and likely won't charge as much as a hooker. ;D

Its a date

broncosteven
05-15-2009, 01:56 PM
I wonder if Spider ever built a ramp for his truck and tried jumping stuff.

That would be the 1st thing I would do if I had a Semi.