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footstepsfrom#27
05-13-2009, 07:34 PM
I suspect this guy's a budding criminal who bears watching. Hopefully he's learned his lesson and doesn't go Travis Henry or Dale Carter on us... ;D

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper871/documents/p943507i.pdf

Killericon
05-13-2009, 07:41 PM
"Noise pollution occurs continuously through everyday and disrupts many people at all costs."

I'm worried about how his poor sentence structure will affect his pass blocking.

OBF1
05-13-2009, 07:53 PM
Crack cocaine is coming soon, this guy is a bad seed

Anaximines
05-13-2009, 08:02 PM
LOL! Great find! Very entertaining...

"After taking time to research about the harmful effects of excessive noise pollution, it was time consuming and boring, yet educational."

"To show the responsibility that I have gained over this situation I was recently asked in my room one night after quiet hours if I could do a back flip. My answer to this was yes because I can, but I kindly stated that I would not be able to perform this act at the time because I did not want to disturb my fellow neighbors below and around me."

dude's got wikipedia in his works sited too. Fun read.

PaintballCLE
05-13-2009, 08:06 PM
"works sited" LOL did spider write that?

footstepsfrom#27
05-13-2009, 08:11 PM
LOL! Great find! Very entertaining...

"After taking time to research about the harmful effects of excessive noise pollution, it was time consuming and boring, yet educational."

"To show the responsibility that I have gained over this situation I was recently asked in my room one night after quiet hours if I could do a back flip. My answer to this was yes because I can, but I kindly stated that I would not be able to perform this act at the time because I did not want to disturb my fellow neighbors below and around me."

dude's got wikipedia in his works sited too. Fun read.
Actually I ran accross the paper looking at another story about this. They asked him to submit this thing in Word format instead of email and he continued to submit it in email only twice more, then ignored additional communications, prompting this to get picked up by bloggers and drawing attention to it. Petty...I know...but hopefully this sillyness was immaturity by an 18 year old away from home for the first time and not something that rears an ugly head later. By all accounts the guys a solid leader type player...but I thought this was pretty funny stuff, especially reading the disparity between his account and the noise nazis.

fdf
05-13-2009, 08:24 PM
"Noise pollution occurs continuously through everyday and disrupts many people at all costs."

I'm worried about how his poor sentence structure will affect his pass blocking.


"Noise Pollution." LOL. People make up such big names for stuff. I guess it makes them feel important or something.

MagicHef
05-13-2009, 08:30 PM
I'm impressed that he spelled pollution correctly, since the Conduct Review Board wrote, "Write a full two-page research paper about the harmful effects of excessive noise polution on the health and lifestyles of others around you."

UboBronco
05-13-2009, 08:33 PM
I suspect this guy's a budding criminal who bears watching. Hopefully he's learned his lesson and doesn't go Travis Henry or Dale Carter on us... ;D

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper871/documents/p943507i.pdf

Someone actually has enough time on their hands to look for crap like this.... I once played my stereo too loud.... I guess I should also be written up... WOW

Where are all of the truly insightful Bronco fans giving us pertinent information?

enjolras
05-13-2009, 08:37 PM
Someone actually has enough time on their hands to look for crap like this.... I once played my stereo too loud.... I guess I should also be written up... WOW

Where are all of the truly insightful Bronco fans giving us pertinent information?

Really? You really don't see the light-hearted value in this? REALLY?

REALLY?

Moreno Knows Best
05-13-2009, 08:58 PM
Moreno Knows Best.


Live it. Love it.

Dedhed
05-13-2009, 09:02 PM
If you don't get written up by the "conduct review board" in college, you're a pansy a$$ who simply lacks the imagination to find out where the boundaries are in the world.

Moreno Knows Best
05-13-2009, 09:04 PM
If you don't get written up by the "conduct review board" in college, you're a pansy a$$ who simply lacks the imagination to find out where the boundaries are in the world.

So true.

I only got written up once though, coincidentally for a noise violation. I was in a buddy's dorm, dude was hammered drunk and started flipping out when the RA came and wrote us up for playing music too loud.

I actually remember it, it was a weird night because it was Halloween night, BUT it was like a Wednesday or Thursday, so it felt like a big weekend night but all the rules were in effect.

footstepsfrom#27
05-13-2009, 09:08 PM
Someone actually has enough time on their hands to look for crap like this.... I once played my stereo too loud.... I guess I should also be written up... WOW

Where are all of the truly insightful Bronco fans giving us pertinent information?
I knew at least one ninny wouldn't get it. Congrats... :wave:

PRBronco
05-13-2009, 09:13 PM
Lol I like the hate crime drop down menu.

bronco610
05-13-2009, 09:17 PM
I suspect this guy's a budding criminal who bears watching. Hopefully he's learned his lesson and doesn't go Travis Henry or Dale Carter on us... ;D

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper871/documents/p943507i.pdf

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

BroncoMan4ever
05-13-2009, 09:23 PM
I suspect this guy's a budding criminal who bears watching. Hopefully he's learned his lesson and doesn't go Travis Henry or Dale Carter on us... ;D

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper871/documents/p943507i.pdf

we are doomed. i can't believe we spent a number 12 pick on a thug like this......lol

i love how he mentions that the assignment was boring right in the middle of the paper

footstepsfrom#27
05-13-2009, 09:55 PM
we are doomed. i can't believe we spent a number 12 pick on a thug like this......lol

i love how he mentions that the assignment was boring right in the middle of the paper
Ha ha...that was a hoot.

ol number 7
05-13-2009, 10:41 PM
So true.

I only got written up once though, coincidentally for a noise violation. I was in a buddy's dorm, dude was hammered drunk and started flipping out when the RA came and wrote us up for playing music too loud.

I actually remember it, it was a weird night because it was Halloween night, BUT it was like a Wednesday or Thursday, so it felt like a big weekend night but all the rules were in effect.

He is so quiet now he drives to the gas station just to break wind (fart)

epicSocialism4tw
05-13-2009, 10:48 PM
Actually I ran accross the paper looking at another story about this. They asked him to submit this thing in Word format instead of email and he continued to submit it in email only twice more, then ignored additional communications, prompting this to get picked up by bloggers and drawing attention to it. Petty...I know...but hopefully this sillyness was immaturity by an 18 year old away from home for the first time and not something that rears an ugly head later. By all accounts the guys a solid leader type player...but I thought this was pretty funny stuff, especially reading the disparity between his account and the noise nazis.

Greatness, man. Good stuff.

:thumbs:

Hulamau
05-13-2009, 10:57 PM
Trade em while we can still get a 3rd for him!

Kaylore
05-13-2009, 11:37 PM
"Noise pollution occurs continuously through everyday and disrupts many people at all costs."

I'm worried about how his poor sentence structure will affect his pass blocking.

That made me laugh too. "At all costs!!!!"

Dr. Broncenstein
05-14-2009, 03:58 AM
I'm completely dissapointed... no, disturbed... by the general lack of the phrase "___ can kiss my black ass."

watermock
05-14-2009, 04:32 AM
Amusing they gave him 3 tries.

He probably had a tutor help him the last try.

But hey, we only had 100 to pick from, right?

Swedish Extrovert
05-14-2009, 05:43 AM
Knowshon should've cranked that **** up, and offered Ms. Blackburn a tripple shot of Patron with a little bit of lime.

Seriously, if this is the dirt on Knowshon, we've got a pretty high-character guy. I would've given that essay a D- though.

cmhargrove
05-14-2009, 06:02 AM
I think Knowshon's response was a bit about "passive resistance" and I think its pretty funny.

I like the guy, a lot. Hopefully he makes me want to buy his jersey this year.

And, I would like to see how many guys on the team can do a back flip. I don't know if Marcus Thomas still can since he's put on weight.

Hallside
05-14-2009, 07:54 AM
I had a similar experience in college, except I was guilty of a little more than Knowshon and accused of much more. I fought it and won. But it's interesting to see such a uniform level of stupidity among college administrators. **** all of them.

Smiling Assassin27
05-14-2009, 08:00 AM
"Noise pollution occurs continuously through everyday and disrupts many people at all costs."

I'm worried about how his poor sentence structure will affect his pass blocking.

I blame McD for somehow going back in time and turning Knowshon into a bad apple, and then drafting this derelict...

Gort
05-14-2009, 10:36 AM
can anybody find Jay Cutler's senior year poem online, "Ode to the Last Beer in my Sixpack?".

gyldenlove
05-14-2009, 10:48 AM
I blame McD for somehow going back in time and turning Knowshon into a bad apple, and then drafting this derelict...

Clearly Belichick did this, he has perfected time travel and will now go back and perform character assassinations on every player other teams picked.

broncosteven
05-14-2009, 11:02 AM
He didn't take a dump in anyones laundry, did he?

chaz
05-14-2009, 12:39 PM
That essay is awesome. "boring"...."so i'll be moving off campus" great stuff.

kappys
05-14-2009, 12:49 PM
Actually I ran accross the paper looking at another story about this. They asked him to submit this thing in Word format instead of email and he continued to submit it in email only twice more, then ignored additional communications, prompting this to get picked up by bloggers and drawing attention to it. Petty...I know...but hopefully this sillyness was immaturity by an 18 year old away from home for the first time and not something that rears an ugly head later. By all accounts the guys a solid leader type player...but I thought this was pretty funny stuff, especially reading the disparity between his account and the noise nazis.

Oh come on its the same kind of passive aggressive **** I would have pulled at 18, or now if I was required to do the same thing.