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Hotrod
05-11-2009, 09:19 AM
**** you
**** Monday
**** the chiefs
**** tofu
**** hippies
**** the French

and last but not least **** cats.

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 09:20 AM
Oh and **** cheap nasty coffee.

Meck77
05-11-2009, 09:21 AM
What's wrong with cats ahole?

gyldenlove
05-11-2009, 09:22 AM
If god didn't want you to punt cats he would have put spikes on their ass.

Odysseus
05-11-2009, 09:22 AM
I'm in a bad mood too. I think I am going to post my own thread on that because this thread sucks! **** this thread!

Dagmar
05-11-2009, 09:23 AM
http://www.notasking.com/images/exclamations.jpg

http://media.nowpublic.net/images//7a/c/7ac93687f6ca4fffe668c8f766f0a3be.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-your-cat-is-angry-and-dangerous.jpg

theAPAOps5
05-11-2009, 09:23 AM
Dortoh sucks

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 09:25 AM
I'm in a bad mood too. I think I am going to post my own thread on that because this thread sucks! **** this thread!

****ing right

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 09:26 AM
Dortoh sucks

Cats a ****ing waste of space. Seriously what do they bring to the table.

Dagmar
05-11-2009, 09:27 AM
Cats a ****ing waste of space. Seriously what do they bring to the table.

Dead things?

Odysseus
05-11-2009, 09:28 AM
Cats a ****ing waste of space. Seriously what do they bring to the table.

Cat jokes?

Broncos_OTM
05-11-2009, 09:29 AM
Dead things?

my cats always brought th4e dead things to the door .. my dogs hate cats so i am blessed.

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 09:32 AM
My dog once brought in a dead rabbit.

**** rabbits

and **** cheap generic off brand coke.

Rohirrim
05-11-2009, 09:33 AM
I like cats. Who's the asshole who started this thread? **** him.

Meck77
05-11-2009, 09:33 AM
Cats a ****ing waste of space. Seriously what do they bring to the table.

Mine actually brought a grouse home while I was out of town. The country gal who was house sitting for me grilled it up and ate it. :rofl:

I love me some country ladies. :thumbsup: Tell me you can't appreciate that cat story!

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 09:34 AM
I like cats. Who's the a-hole who started this thread? **** him.

**** him hes an asshole

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 09:35 AM
Mine actually brought a grouse home while I was out of town. The country gal who was house sitting for me grilled it up and ate it. :rofl:

I love me some country ladies. :thumbsup:

I love country women ^5

Except my ex but she is a poser and not really as country as she trys to act.

**** her

SonOfLe-loLang
05-11-2009, 09:36 AM
Hows the turtle?

Odysseus
05-11-2009, 09:37 AM
I love country women ^5

Except my ex but she is a poser and not really as country as she trys to act.

**** her

...well o.k....if you think she's up for that but I get first dibs. **** that! Who knows where you've been!

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 09:37 AM
Hows the turtle?

I hate that little ****er

have to clean his ****ing cage atleast once a week. I think I'll feed him to the dogs.

Miss I.
05-11-2009, 09:37 AM
**** you
**** Monday
**** the chiefs
**** tofu
**** hippies
**** the French

and last but not least **** cats.

1. you - wish I could help you buddy, but England is too far away to help you and also the time change, by the time you felt it over there I would be asleep. ;D
2. Monday - Is she like a cousin to Wednesday Adams? If so she might be a freak and up for that.
3. The chiefs - I don't believe it is legal to do that with dead things, but it might be in MO
4. Tofu - hmm, that might be worth checking out...soft and squishy...hmm :)
5. hippies - well duh, isn't that what hippies are about, free love baby...Give Peace a Chance :peace:
6. the French - again like the hippies I think they would be willing to do that, I am of French descent (And English, Irish, Dutch, German and Italian...my family got around I guess). :-* Besides French kissing is fun I hear..I myself and innocent. :angel:
7. Cats - I think it's illegal to do do that to animals, but you could ask Michael Vick about that.

Hope your day goes better...:twokisses

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 09:38 AM
...well o.k....if you think she's up for that but I get first dibs. **** that! Who knows where you've been!

LOL

**** stds

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 09:40 AM
Has anyone ever considered picking up chicks at the old folks home???

With my luck she would be poor and just leave me some false teeth and a ****ing cat :nono:

bronclvr
05-11-2009, 09:41 AM
damn skippy, who pissed in your Cheerios today?

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 09:42 AM
damn skippy, who pissed in your Cheerios today?

the cat

DenverBrit
05-11-2009, 09:42 AM
Revenge of the cats!!

Miss I.
05-11-2009, 09:43 AM
Has anyone ever considered picking up chicks at the old folks home???

With my luck she would be poor and just leave me some false teeth and a ****ing cat :nono:

Be careful of old folks homes man...didn't you ever see Bubba Hotep... much to be learned from the wisdom of Bruce Campbell....especially when he plays Elvis...

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Hotrod
05-11-2009, 09:44 AM
http://images1.cafepress.com/product/83987871v5_350x350_Front.jpg

we need more ****ing chinesse resturants

alkemical
05-11-2009, 09:54 AM
Dortoh hates pussy

Odysseus
05-11-2009, 09:54 AM
Has anyone ever considered picking up chicks at the old folks home???

With my luck she would be poor and just leave me some false teeth and a ****ing cat :nono:

What a genius idea! You can combine funerals with the natural non committed relationship of old age home pimping. You could do your own private hospice care. Think of all the estates you would pick up just from making her "happy in the last days of her life."

If nothing else sell this skit to SNL and send me money!

Odysseus
05-11-2009, 09:55 AM
Dortoh hates p***Y

That is just wrong. How can you ruin the reputation of the biggest playa on the Orangemane? He gets more play than Milton Bradley.

alkemical
05-11-2009, 09:57 AM
That is just wrong. How can you ruin the reputation of the biggest playa on the Orangemane? He gets more play than Milton Bradley.

Evidently not, he doesn't seem to like boxes and pussy

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 09:57 AM
Dortoh hates p***Y

I dont hate pussy just the bitches that are attached to it.



PS I'm feeling much better now :)

alkemical
05-11-2009, 09:59 AM
I dont hate p***Y just the b****es that are attached to it.



PS I'm feeling much better now :)

you do realize they are called CATapults for a reason, no?

Rohirrim
05-11-2009, 09:59 AM
What a genius idea! You can combine funerals with the natural non committed relationship of old age home pimping. You could do your own private hospice care. Think of all the estates you would pick up just from making her "happy in the last days of her life."

If nothing else sell this skit to SNL and send me money!

This brings back memories of that scene from the Jim Carrey movie Yes Man with the old lady next door. Ewwwwww.

Meck77
05-11-2009, 10:00 AM
This will make you feel better dortoh.

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Hotrod
05-11-2009, 10:00 AM
http://i11.tinypic.com/6c8347l.jpg

Miss I.
05-11-2009, 10:03 AM
I dont hate p***Y just the b****es that are attached to it.



PS I'm feeling much better now :)

Hey you bunghole! If you hate us b****es, why you proposing to me and telling me I crack you up...motherfking, son of a whore...#!!#!@$%!%^&*

Never trust the ones with penises I tell you...mess you up everytime...

Just kidding I wub you dis much :thanku: :curtsey: :egbgb:

;D ;D ;D :kiss:

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 10:05 AM
Hey you bunghole! If you hate us b****es, why you proposing to me and telling me I crack you up...motherfking, son of a whore...#!!#!@$%!%^&*

Never trust the ones with penises I tell you...mess you up everytime...

Just kidding I wub you dis much :thanku: :curtsey: :egbgb:

;D ;D ;D :kiss:


I'm blaming male PMS :)

Miss I.
05-11-2009, 10:07 AM
I'm blaming male PMS :)

PMS? = Penis Makes Stupid? Perpetual Male Stupidity? ;D

Odysseus
05-11-2009, 10:08 AM
This brings back memories of that scene from the Jim Carrey movie Yes Man with the old lady next door. Ewwwwww.

:notworthy

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 10:08 AM
PMS? = Penis Makes Stupid? Perpetual Male Stupidity? ;D

Ha!

Maybe we should start with dinner when I'm in the neighborhood

Pony Boy
05-11-2009, 10:09 AM
Can't we all just get along?

DenverBrit
05-11-2009, 10:11 AM
Has anyone ever considered picking up chicks at the old folks home???

With my luck she would be poor and just leave me some false teeth and a ****ing cat :nono:

Don't be so pessimistic, with luck you'd meet this sweet thing........

.....and within 30 seconds, you'd be a distant memory. ;D

Miss I.
05-11-2009, 10:11 AM
Ha!

Maybe we should start with dinner when I'm in the neighborhood

Well as long as you pay and it isn't a chinese restaurant that features the sign you posted above I will consider it.:curtsey:

DenverBrit
05-11-2009, 10:14 AM
This will make you feel better dortoh.

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Oh, I'm in love!!

Miss I.
05-11-2009, 10:17 AM
Oh, I'm in love!!

With David Hasslehoff? Okay, to each his own. I can respect that. ;D

DenverBrit
05-11-2009, 10:19 AM
With David Hasslehoff? Okay, to each his own. I can respect that. ;D

The girl with the bow is okay too. Ha!

Smiling Assassin27
05-11-2009, 10:26 AM
i refer you to Crazyhorse's most recent thread and urge you to get some damn perspective. that is all.

maher_tyler
05-11-2009, 10:26 AM
http://i11.tinypic.com/6c8347l.jpg

Hilarious!

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 10:28 AM
i refer you to Crazyhorse's most recent thread and urge you to get some damn perspective. that is all.

I think you dropped your sense of humor over there sir


:)

alkemical
05-11-2009, 10:29 AM
I think you dropped your sense of humor over there sir


:)

no, that was just the soap....

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 10:30 AM
I swear sometimes its like nobody knows me Ha!

Br0nc0Buster
05-11-2009, 10:30 AM
And turles.....**** turles


someone should make some turtle bacon

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 10:32 AM
no, that was just the soap....

http://www.wowfailblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/its_a_trap.jpg

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 10:33 AM
http://www.katurday.com/wp-content/uploads/katurdaycom_marriagetrap.jpg

Miss I.
05-11-2009, 10:34 AM
And turles.....**** turles


someone should make some turtle bacon

What kind of turtle?
the kind with the shell or like the chocolate, caramel with nuts kind?



And say as far as the Crazyhorse thing, can we kick the crap out of Bobo now and make Bobo Bacon?

oubronco
05-11-2009, 10:35 AM
**** McDipshyt and **** Obama

Br0nc0Buster
05-11-2009, 10:38 AM
What kind of turtle?
the kind with the shell or like the chocolate, caramel with nuts kind?



And say as far as the Crazyhorse thing, can we kick the crap out of Bobo now and make Bobo Bacon?

The kind that Dortoh has, **** that guy

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 10:39 AM
I have a red ear slider actually my son does. I would have "lost" the damn thing by now if it were mine.

Rock Chalk
05-11-2009, 10:53 AM
Dortoh is challenging my supremacy in the asterisk market with this thread.

SureShot
05-11-2009, 10:56 AM
**** you you big baby

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 11:01 AM
No Alec has a way with asterisks that is.............wait for it.............wait for it.

Legendary

oubronco
05-11-2009, 11:03 AM
No Alec has a way with asterisks that is.............wait for it.............wait for it.

Legendary in his own mind

there you go fixed it

Miss I.
05-11-2009, 11:04 AM
Dortoh is challenging my supremacy in the asterisk market with this thread.

Well perhaps he should get his own niche (hee hee I said niche) in the #### or !!!! or $$$$$ sign markets

Los Broncos
05-11-2009, 11:27 AM
**** you!

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 11:29 AM
**** you!

Admit it you feel better now dont you

Miss I.
05-11-2009, 11:33 AM
really? saying it makes you guys feel better? Wow, guys are easy. If you say it enough does that make you a slut? Or hey, there's a new thread, If your girlfriend asks how many times you say the word **** what do you tell her so she doesn't think you are a: a slut or b: in the navy?

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 11:35 AM
I'm a slut I just wish sometimes I were a more successful one

:)

oubronco
05-11-2009, 11:36 AM
really? saying it makes you guys feel better? Wow, guys are easy. If you say it enough does that make you a slut? Or hey, there's a new thread, If your girlfriend asks how many times you say the word **** what do you tell her so she doesn't think you are a: a slut or b: in the navy?

just tell em "Who gives a f**k"

Miss I.
05-11-2009, 11:46 AM
I'm a slut I just wish sometimes I were a more successful one

:)

really? I seem to recall someone saying you were a playa, got more action then milton bradley (though really with a name like Milton, how much action can one expect) board games.

Taco John
05-11-2009, 11:49 AM
My dog once brought in a dead rabbit.

**** rabbits

and **** cheap generic off brand coke.


They have brands of coke now? That's a sure sign that we're losing the war on drugs.

theAPAOps5
05-11-2009, 11:57 AM
Having lived in the South I think Dortoh is referring to the soda industry in general. In the South Coke could mean Mt. Dew. That or Dortoh is just a dumb ass who needs perspective! :)

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 12:00 PM
really? I seem to recall someone saying you were a playa, got more action then milton bradley (though really with a name like Milton, how much action can one expect) board games.

Lately if my love life were a board game it would probably be

http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/08-25-06-boardgames/General-Anesthesia.jpg

Dr. Broncenstein
05-11-2009, 12:01 PM
They have brands of coke now? That's a sure sign that we're losing the war on drugs.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3472/3367265715_96427509c4.jpg?v=0

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 12:01 PM
Having lived in the South I think Dortoh is referring to the soda industry in general. In the South Coke could mean Mt. Dew. That or Dortoh is just a dumb ass who needs perspective! :)

So I take it Taco must be a 'soda' drinker.

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 12:02 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3472/3367265715_96427509c4.jpg?v=0

LOL

broncosteven
05-11-2009, 12:02 PM
It is no coincidence that Wedensday,Thursday, and Friday rock. They are named after Odin (Wotan), Thor, and Freya. Even Odin knew Mondays sucked and wanted hump day named after him.

alkemical
05-11-2009, 12:21 PM
**** you ****ing assgoats mother****ers. I can't believe you ****ers, esp. you sheep who go along with the vets. If you would have listened to me - you would have been able to ax most of the vets this way through.

First, you got some ****ers that take this ****ing game so ****ing seriously - they create another message board to script the whole damn ****ing thing - so THEY can win - instead of having the fun of it just being open season. Not to mention running **** talk on all of us!!!

I"M UNSTABLE? I"M UNSTABLE? **** you, when i see you i'm taking your liver out, ****ing it - and sticking it back in through your ****ing ear hole so you can hear what the **** i'm saying

You stupid ****s who join teams to take the other team out - what you should have guessed is you USE THE OTHER TEAM TO TAKE OUT YOUR TEAM.

You goddamn stupid ****ing a-holes, i hope you all get gohnorrea of the eyes, and thedave chokes on all your cocks.

**** YOU!

Crushaholic
05-11-2009, 12:24 PM
No mention of Al's team, yet? slackers...

**** the Raiders!

While we're at it... **** the Chargers!

DHallblows
05-11-2009, 02:12 PM
really? saying it makes you guys feel better? Wow, guys are easy. If you say it enough does that make you a slut? Or hey, there's a new thread, If your girlfriend asks how many times you say the word **** what do you tell her so she doesn't think you are a: a slut or b: in the navy?

You needed this thread for that?

Los Broncos
05-11-2009, 03:22 PM
Admit it you feel better now dont you

**** you! I feel better!

Hotrod
05-11-2009, 03:28 PM
**** you! I feel better!

you ****ing better

**** **** ****

JCMElway
05-11-2009, 03:43 PM
WHOOOOOOO! Yeah!

What's up b****es? I'll tell you what's up!

SCOREBOARD MUTHA****AS!!!!!

All you whiners, haters, and excuse givers, screw you!! The title is mine and I now go down in history as champion, while you wallow in obscurity. SUCK IT.

None of the final three deserves a vote? Sounds like sour grapes to me, morons. Just because your strategy sucks and fails you EVERY YEAR, don't moan and pout that we don't play the game and are just voted in by happenstance. You don't know what the finalists do in the background. If you did you'd probably have voted us off when you had the chance. You know, when you were still in the game? That was a brief time, I know.

Oh, and a nice shout out to playing the game in 20/20 hindsight. "You're lucky my bucket list was a little off, you're lucky my internet went out, you're lucky Boob was blowing me at the voting deadline. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Seriously. Sack up idiots! Lots of things happen in a game and you didn't get the job done. Period. Life sucks, buy a helmet.

And if any of you are angered by this game in real life, GET OVER YOURSELF. AmesJ turned on our alliance because he was having fun and trying to get ratings. You don't see me crying about unfair play and pitching a fit. Instead, I JUST ****ING KILLED HIM IN THE GAME. (And it was my votes in the blackout round that nailed him. Neat, huh?) Do you see Ames or myself hating each other's guts? Nope, we'll be back on the Mane commenting on McDip**** and Cutler the Gutless Lying Drunk and we'll be buddies. If you are still mad about the game, GROW UP.

I thought about calling people out by name, but I don't need to. You know who you are. We know who's strategy sucks every year, we know who backstabs allies for no good reason and PMs drunk while beating off to gay porn, we know who can't separate fantasy from reality and lives in a FEMA trailer in a backwater hick state, we know who thinks he's clever by spelling his name backwards and making a lame-ass joke every post, We know who thinks he's God's gift to survivor, we know who posts drunks and b****es when his amazing inebriated strategy goes wrong, we know who has penis envy (dave,) we know who whines about the cable being out and not getting to vote (go to a LIBRARY,) and we know who wastes entire days neg repping other players because they have nothing better to do. We know who you are. I just have to say that it is great to win Survivor, simply to BEAT ALL OF YOUR PATHETIC ASSES.

You know one of the only guys in this game I respect is Broncobiv, and that's just for his closing rant. He had to be a ****ing loser in the first place to get my respect. Ah well, at least he has a piece of Survivor history as well. JUST NOT THE SURVIVOR CHAMPIONSHIP PART.

As I sign off, I'd just like to say that I am the Champion, and you're all sucking hind teat. Go back to your sad, humdrum lives with the realization that you're not even successful in your fantasy life. And always remember, that in Survivor 6:

YOU SUCK

I RULE!!!!

Chew on that, A-Holes!


Did I mention that I won Survivor? Just sayin'.....

Los Broncos
05-11-2009, 03:48 PM
you ****ing better

**** **** ****

Hilarious!

GreatBronco16
05-11-2009, 05:28 PM
This is the mother***king best thread on this stupid ****ing forum.

Geez, now I'm all pissed off. **** the reply button. And **** the damn little mouse that makes the cursor click on that ****ing reply button.

Odysseus
05-11-2009, 06:02 PM
What is survivor? What the **** is that about? Who the **** still plays that ****ing time consuming soul sucking mind numbing game? Nobody ****ing cares! Shut the **** up!

elsid13
05-11-2009, 06:24 PM
Well Spider better get his laptop fixed or ****ing Hotrod will ****ing pass him for the ****ing lead.

JCMElway
05-11-2009, 07:32 PM
What is survivor? What the **** is that about? Who the **** still plays that ****ing time consuming soul sucking mind numbing game? Nobody ****ing cares! Shut the **** up!

**** you loser. Don't you dare try to rain on my god**** fantasy parade. I am a champion and your are a fricking ****** loser!

(Actually, you're serving your country and that's fricking awesome. I have nothing that really compares to that. Anyway, rant back on.)

Screw you A-****! I don't come over to your house and say your gay god**** little tea party when you dress up like a ****ing little pansy is stupid. Don't you dare ****ing judge what I do in my spare time!

**** OFF!

elsid13
05-11-2009, 07:34 PM
**** you loser. Don't you dare try to rain on my god**** fantasy parade. I am a champion and your are a fricking ****** loser!

(Actually, you're serving your country and that's fricking awesome. I have nothing that really compares to that. Anyway, rant back on.)

Screw you A-****! I don't come over to your house and say your gay god**** little tea party when you dress up like a ****ing little pansy is stupid. Don't you dare ****ing judge what I do in my spare time!

**** OFF!

That ****ing survivor ****ty trophy and $6.00 can get a double ****ing latte at Starbucks, Champ ;D

JCMElway
05-11-2009, 07:49 PM
Screw You Elsid! I'M A FREAKING CHAMPION!!!

Odysseus
05-11-2009, 07:52 PM
**** you loser. Don't you dare try to rain on my god**** fantasy parade. I am a champion and your are a fricking ****** loser!

(Actually, you're serving your country and that's fricking awesome. I have nothing that really compares to that. Anyway, rant back on.)

Screw you A-****! I don't come over to your house and say your gay god**** little tea party when you dress up like a ****ing little pansy is stupid. Don't you dare ****ing judge what I do in my spare time!

**** OFF!

****! You calling me out because I crap my pants at the thought of dealing with the treachery, deception, and pure cannibal logic of a dumb **** **** **** game? That ****ing game sucks! I got eliminated as a lurker! I wouldn't last five minutes in that game even if I were The Mole. How dare you make fun of my party dress! I'll have you know I get more play in that leather tutu than you get with a bottle of ****ing baby oil and ****ing locked door!

**** this ****ing thread! You survivor ****s are all dead to me! Long live the Sausage King!

JCMElway
05-11-2009, 10:11 PM
****! You calling me out because I crap my pants at the thought of dealing with the treachery, deception, and pure cannibal logic of a dumb **** **** **** game? That ****ing game sucks! I got eliminated as a lurker! I wouldn't last five minutes in that game even if I were The Mole. How dare you make fun of my party dress! I'll have you know I get more play in that leather tutu than you get with a bottle of ****ing baby oil and ****ing locked door!

**** this ****ing thread! You survivor ****s are all dead to me! Long live the Sausage King!

I AM THE SAUSAGE KING!! *** you, you ****ing ***** ****ed, ***licking ****bending ****job *****nut! Long live Survivor, Old Dude's tyranical rein, and Oleg's ****ing drinking problem! Now, why don't you go *****ing make out with Dirk Nowitski so you two homos can live happily ****ing after. ARRRRRGH*******GGHH***GHH!!!!











And how did you know about my baby oil you ****ing pervert?

24champ
05-11-2009, 10:14 PM
http://images1.cafepress.com/product/83987871v5_350x350_Front.jpg

we need more ****ing chinesse resturants

mmmmmmmmmmm

Blueflame
05-11-2009, 10:40 PM
Old Dude's my hero and role model...

baja
05-12-2009, 04:52 AM
Mexico is getting really scary.....

alkemical
05-12-2009, 05:34 AM
i thought you were getting out

oubronco
05-12-2009, 05:47 AM
**** mexico

Rohirrim
05-12-2009, 05:52 AM
How do you know when it's time to look for a new job?

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/05/11/vo.ca.plane.engine.trouble.kcal

Odysseus
05-12-2009, 06:01 AM
Mexico is getting really scary.....

**** Mexico! It was probably YOU that started this whole swine flu epidemic in the first place!

Broncoman13
05-12-2009, 06:03 AM
Im in a bad mood

**** you
**** Monday
**** the chiefs
**** tofu
**** hippies
**** the French

and last but not least **** cats.


You forgot the main culprit of your poor mood today... Smallcocks disease. I hear it's a biatch. ;D

Gonna hit the Blue pretty soon... you fish much?

baja
05-12-2009, 06:10 AM
**** Mexico! It was probably YOU that started this whole swine flu epidemic in the first place!

I did not have sex with that pig....

Odysseus
05-12-2009, 06:13 AM
I did not have sex with that pig....

You and the pig are just friends?

baja
05-12-2009, 06:17 AM
You and the pig are just friends?

Well I wouldn't go that far but we talk.

Odysseus
05-12-2009, 06:29 AM
Well I wouldn't go that far but we talk.

Stupid ****ing pig!

baja
05-12-2009, 06:54 AM
Stupid ****ing pig!

Don't judge a boar by it's cover.

Meck77
05-12-2009, 07:08 AM
Don't judge a boar by it's cover.

You know I don't know about that. Usually when the skin turns a dark red/brown and splits open in areas they are good to go!

crawdad
05-12-2009, 07:22 AM
I can taste that roast pork now!

Hotrod
05-12-2009, 07:46 AM
You forgot the main culprit of your poor mood today... Smallcocks disease. I hear it's a biatch. ;D

Gonna hit the Blue pretty soon... you fish much?

**** Blue and **** fishing.


Actually I have not been out yet. I think that needs to change this weekend ^5

baja
05-12-2009, 08:07 AM
Do not, I repeat, do not eat pork.

broncobum6162
05-12-2009, 08:16 AM
This thread is cracking me up and you "Miss Independent" win the award for a genuinely funny reply!:notworthy My type of humor exactly. LOL
1. you - wish I could help you buddy, but England is too far away to help you and also the time change, by the time you felt it over there I would be asleep. ;D
2. Monday - Is she like a cousin to Wednesday Adams? If so she might be a freak and up for that.
3. The chiefs - I don't believe it is legal to do that with dead things, but it might be in MO
4. Tofu - hmm, that might be worth checking out...soft and squishy...hmm :)
5. hippies - well duh, isn't that what hippies are about, free love baby...Give Peace a Chance :peace:
6. the French - again like the hippies I think they would be willing to do that, I am of French descent (And English, Irish, Dutch, German and Italian...my family got around I guess). :-* Besides French kissing is fun I hear..I myself and innocent. :angel:
7. Cats - I think it's illegal to do do that to animals, but you could ask Michael Vick about that.

Hope your day goes better...:twokisses

crawdad
05-12-2009, 08:26 AM
Fishing here in Cennois is great right now. The fish are spawning and you can't get the second line in the water before the first bobber disappears!

Miss I.
05-12-2009, 08:56 AM
Dortoh, this song is for you, it's called You Had a Bad Day...it's very special to me...please enjoy...and have a better day.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akitEhhJIrU



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :-*

ak1971
05-12-2009, 09:07 AM
Here try this on one of those hot Gunny chicks ....Arabian Goggles that ought to do it.

Hotrod
05-12-2009, 09:22 AM
Dortoh, this song is for you, it's called You Had a Bad Day...it's very special to me...please enjoy...and have a better day.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akitEhhJIrU



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :-*

I cant see or hear video on this puter.

On that note **** this computer

Hotrod
05-12-2009, 09:24 AM
And **** the man


who is the man anyway???

who cares **** him

Miss I.
05-12-2009, 10:14 AM
I cant see or hear video on this puter.

On that note **** this computer

is that what they call cyber sex?

ghwk
05-12-2009, 01:54 PM
**** the fact this thread had gone 5 pages.

elsid13
05-12-2009, 02:14 PM
Screw You Elsid! I'M A FREAKING CHAMPION!!!

Champion hack. BTW theDave already told everyone that they let the ****ing retard win, so he would feel like a winner once in his ****ing life.

;D

Blueflame
05-12-2009, 02:18 PM
**** Blue and **** fishing.


Actually I have not been out yet. I think that needs to change this weekend ^5

Um... what did I do this time? ??? ;D

elsid13
05-12-2009, 02:20 PM
Um... what did I do this time? ??? ;D

You refused to make a gif of Hotrod making "Mcloving" to Pig.

Blueflame
05-12-2009, 02:26 PM
You refused to make a gif of Hotrod making "Mcloving" to Pig.

Ah, but that's because he didn't ask... ;) :~ohyah!:

Hotrod
05-12-2009, 02:32 PM
You refused to make a gif of Hotrod making "Mcloving" to Pig.

The only Mcloving I'm doing with a pig is the McRib............wait it that pork or processed food substance???

Regardless they are yum

Hotrod
05-12-2009, 02:36 PM
Oh and **** Mark Cuban

BroncosinDC
05-12-2009, 03:33 PM
Oh and **** Mark Cuban

While not the hottest billionare's wife I'm much rather **** her and send him pics.

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broncosteven
05-12-2009, 03:50 PM
Here try this on one of those hot Gunny chicks ....Arabian Goggles that ought to do it.

Follow it up with a donkey punch!

Rock Chalk
05-12-2009, 05:10 PM
Im a ****** and I suck dick.
Well done.

JCMElway
05-12-2009, 09:49 PM
Champion hack. BTW theDave already told everyone that they let the ****ing retard win, so he would feel like a winner once in his ****ing life.

;D

Yes! SCOREBOARD!

Hotrod
05-13-2009, 07:12 AM
**** dentists and ex's

Odysseus
05-13-2009, 09:07 AM
**** dentists and ex's

Be careful of your ex. She might lure you back on one of those dark and lonely nights. Lorraine Bobbitt only got 45 days in the mental ward. Talk about something putting you in a ****ing bad mood!

Hotrod
05-13-2009, 09:28 AM
Be careful of your ex. She might lure you back on one of those dark and lonely nights. Lorraine Bobbitt only got 45 days in the mental ward. Talk about something putting you in a ****ing bad mood!

LOL

I wouldnt touch it with elsid or Spiders dick :nono:

Hotrod
05-13-2009, 09:28 AM
Where the hell has Spider been???

**** him

Hotrod
05-13-2009, 09:46 AM
**** this chicks boyfriend. He is going to get her killed LMMFAO

http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/random-funny-pics-girl-gun.jpg

Odysseus
05-13-2009, 09:50 AM
LOL

I wouldnt touch it with elsid or Spiders dick :nono:

You should post up her picture and see if we can get that cougar hooked up with something. There is no ex like a happy ex.

Odysseus
05-13-2009, 09:52 AM
**** Afghanistan. **** Pakistan.

**** Chiefstan. **** Raiderstan. **** Chargerstan. **** the Patriotstan.

ElwayMD
05-13-2009, 09:54 AM
**** a duck!!!

Hotrod
05-13-2009, 10:29 AM
**** hippies and double **** stupid hippies

http://www.therurbanfringe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/meat_fail.bmp

Los Broncos
05-13-2009, 11:18 AM
**** it all, **** me!

Los Broncos
05-13-2009, 11:19 AM
**** a duck!!!

**** a goat!

bap454
05-13-2009, 11:39 AM
**** this chicks boyfriend. He is going to get her killed LMMFAO

http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/random-funny-pics-girl-gun.jpg

You have it all wrong... **** this chicks boyfriend. She is going to knock the scope out of adjustment!!

Hotrod
05-13-2009, 12:41 PM
You have it all wrong... **** this chicks boyfriend. She is going to knock the scope out of adjustment!!

LOL

I'm looking closer and think it maybe just a bolt action .22

Thoughts??? opinons???

bronco militia
05-13-2009, 12:44 PM
LOL

I'm looking closer and think it maybe just a bolt action .22

Thoughts??? opinons???

she's still going to **** up the scope :clown:

Hotrod
05-13-2009, 12:46 PM
Quick anyone have a copy of bobs picture???

Bob's your Information Minister
05-13-2009, 01:17 PM
Go for a swim. Works wonders.

elsid13
05-13-2009, 01:47 PM
LOL

I wouldnt touch it with elsid or Spiders dick :nono:

did someone say dinning room table???

Hotrod
05-13-2009, 02:09 PM
did someone say dinning room table???

Do I ****ing know you???


Ha!

elsid13
05-13-2009, 02:22 PM
Do I ****ing know you???


Ha!

Yes you do. I am the man that took your ****ing punk ass to the wood shed. :approve:

oubronco
05-13-2009, 02:32 PM
Well done.

**** you dyckhead go try your homo tendencies on someone else I'm not into your brokeback mountain shyt

bap454
05-13-2009, 02:58 PM
LOL

I'm looking closer and think it maybe just a bolt action .22

Thoughts??? opinons???

That would have to be a left handed bolt action..... no real common. I think its more a semi-automatic marlin .22 w/ a tripod attachtment on the end. Classic oak stock with a light Canadian glimmer finish ( for rugged good looks with a hint of classiness). Ok I just made the last bit up.

Odysseus
05-14-2009, 09:51 AM
Quick anyone have a copy of bobs picture???

Absolutely not. I think pictures of him qualify as animal porn.

Hotrod
05-14-2009, 10:01 AM
That would have to be a left handed bolt action..... no real common. I think its more a semi-automatic marlin .22 w/ a tripod attachtment on the end. Classic oak stock with a light Canadian glimmer finish ( for rugged good looks with a hint of classiness). Ok I just made the last bit up.

I think you are correct. The tripod attachment was puzzling to me but I have never had one mounted on any of my rifles.

Hotrod
05-14-2009, 01:19 PM
**** ghostbusters they are harming our children

ElwayMD
05-14-2009, 01:20 PM
I ain't afraid of no ghosts! **** Dan Akroyd!

Los Broncos
05-14-2009, 05:17 PM
**** today!

Hotrod
05-15-2009, 07:34 AM
**** fridays

Miss I.
05-15-2009, 07:47 AM
**** fridays

I think it's good to do that everyday...keeps the heart young...;D

Hotrod
05-15-2009, 07:53 AM
I think it's good to do that everyday...keeps the heart young...;D

Ugh I dont even wanna think about that. At this point I am hoping it is like riding a bike and I'll remember how to do it when/if the day ever comes again.

:clown:

Miss I.
05-15-2009, 07:58 AM
Ugh I dont even wanna think about that. At this point I am hoping it is like riding a bike and I'll remember how to do it when/if the day ever comes again.

:clown:

Ummm, riding a bike, man, no wonder my friend Nancy likes cycling so much...;D

Odysseus
05-15-2009, 09:15 PM
Ugh I dont even wanna think about that. At this point I am hoping it is like riding a bike and I'll remember how to do it when/if the day ever comes again.

:clown:

There was a comic who was joking about how much size mattered. He requested the women in the audience clap if size does not matter. It was so quiet even the crickets stopped making noise. I cannot imagine anything worst than being THAT GUY whose girl always reminds him that size doesn't matter but here she is in the audience....apologizing.

That's ****ed up!

Hotrod
05-18-2009, 07:27 AM
I'm in a better mood now :)

DHallblows
05-18-2009, 11:10 AM
Shut the **** up

elsid13
05-18-2009, 02:36 PM
I'm in a better mood now :)

You shouldn't be, after what I signed you up for.

Odysseus
05-18-2009, 05:14 PM
And **** the man


who is the man anyway???

who cares **** him

How the **** are ****ing handling this ****ing thread with one hand? What the **** dude!

80smith
05-18-2009, 08:41 PM
Fuc* the white sox!!!!............

Circle Orange
05-18-2009, 09:29 PM
You think I have time to crab about some (*^{%^!! freaking thread? Screw it.

And I hate old jello with the sour skin on top.

Old assed, chalky chocolate bars are the pits, too. ~Popps~

Dagmar
05-18-2009, 09:49 PM
http://media.funlol.com/content/img/yodas-word.jpg

Odysseus
05-18-2009, 10:25 PM
Yoda is nothing more than a ****ing puppet with a speech impediment? ****!

Hotrod
05-19-2009, 07:23 AM
**** all of you bitches

I love this thread.

PaintballCLE
05-19-2009, 07:27 AM
**** all of you b****es

I love this thread.

Your ex owns this thread. You only get to post in it every other weekend and select holidays.

Hotrod
05-19-2009, 07:29 AM
Your ex owns this thread. You only get to post in it every other weekend and select holidays.

LOL

if she knew about this thread I'd have a court ordered restraining order against me for this thread.

**** ex's

Hotrod
05-19-2009, 07:32 AM
**** moving

I've managed to pack up all my toilet paper and I didnt label any of the boxes. **** boxes

ElwayMD
05-19-2009, 09:44 AM
**** pollen! Getting sick of buying tissues in bulk.

**** BJ's wholesale club!

Hotrod
05-21-2009, 07:31 AM
**** the rain. I'm supposed to move this weekend and it is going to ****ing rain.

**** mother nature

Blueflame
05-21-2009, 12:29 PM
**** the rain. I'm supposed to move this weekend and it is going to ****ing rain.

**** mother nature

You're whining about rain? ??? We had a freeze warning last night with low temps expected to be 33 freaking degrees! It's pretty bad when it's almost Memorial Day and you still don't dare plant things like tomatoes outdoors because they will freeze. And the weatherman says it may reach 80 degrees today... which means the way things have been going, the high tomorrow will probably be 55.

Hotrod
05-21-2009, 01:38 PM
You're whining about rain? ??? We had a freeze warning last night with low temps expected to be 33 freaking degrees! It's pretty bad when it's almost Memorial Day and you still don't dare plant things like tomatoes outdoors because they will freeze. And the weatherman says it may reach 80 degrees today... which means the way things have been going, the high tomorrow will probably be 55.

I'd take the cold over the rain. I'm trying to move here :)

Blueflame
05-21-2009, 01:55 PM
I'd take the cold over the rain. I'm trying to move here :)

Are you using your own truck or going with U-Haul? In the rain, a U-Haul van might be a better option, especially if your truck doesn't have a canopy.

It's still too freaking cold here... although the forecast says we're gonna have a sunny Memorial Day weekend. I usually have fresh lilacs to put on family graves, but the lilacs are barely even budded this year; it's like their progress is 2 weeks late or something.

watermock
05-21-2009, 02:03 PM
Cats a ****ing waste of space. Seriously what do they bring to the table.

Prevent the black plague?

Hotrod
05-21-2009, 02:11 PM
Are you using your own truck or going with U-Haul? In the rain, a U-Haul van might be a better option, especially if your truck doesn't have a canopy.

It's still too freaking cold here... although the forecast says we're gonna have a sunny Memorial Day weekend. I usually have fresh lilacs to put on family graves, but the lilacs are barely even budded this year; it's like their progress is 2 weeks late or something.

We were going to use several trucks and a big flatbed trailer. Now we heading into scramble mode.

You dont plant anything here until early June. We do have lilacs and they have just started to show signs of life also

elsid13
05-21-2009, 02:36 PM
I'd take the cold over the rain. I'm trying to move here :)

When Spider shows up to move your ****, be nice to him and let him post.

Blueflame
05-21-2009, 03:23 PM
We were going to use several trucks and a big flatbed trailer. Now we heading into scramble mode.

You dont plant anything here until early June. We do have lilacs and they have just started to show signs of life also

Good luck to you... may the rain hold off while your stuff's actually being moved and only come while you're working indoors. ;D

We normally don't have such cold temps in late May... but the weather's been different than normal since about December. There are no signs of buds yet on my irises or wild roses and those usually bloom in the first or second week of June. I love it when the wild roses are in bloom because my whole yard smells of roses then (lots of wild rosebushes :))

Hotrod
05-21-2009, 03:25 PM
Hey wait a damn minute here. Did my **** everything thread just get flower jacked???

****

Blueflame
05-21-2009, 03:46 PM
Hey wait a damn minute here. Did my **** everything thread just get flower jacked???

****

Not yet... Sassy, Chica, and the other ladies aren't here to help me yet. Ha! :~ohyah!: :yayaya: :approve:

Hotrod
05-21-2009, 03:50 PM
Not yet... Sassy, Chica, and the other ladies aren't here to help me yet. Ha! :~ohyah!: :yayaya: :approve:

LOL

No girls allowed in the **** everything thread :nono:

ak1971
05-21-2009, 03:51 PM
We were going to use several trucks and a big flatbed trailer. Now we heading into scramble mode.

You dont plant anything here until early June. We do have lilacs and they have just started to show signs of life also

does anything grow there? Im sure my vomit has contaminated the soil there forever

Blueflame
05-21-2009, 03:54 PM
LOL

No girls allowed in the **** everything thread :nono:

Nuh-uh... that's supposed to be the Treehouse. :P

Hotrod
05-21-2009, 03:56 PM
does anything grow there? Im sure my vomit has contaminated the soil there forever

The women seem to grow at an pretty increadible rate around here Ha!

ak1971
05-21-2009, 03:58 PM
the phrase of the day is The Carpet Cleaner

ak1971
05-21-2009, 04:01 PM
The women seem to grow at an pretty increadible rate around here Ha!

They seem to balloon about two months after getting into that valley..must be the water...or all the cheap beer and weed

elsid13
05-21-2009, 04:41 PM
They seem to balloon about two months after getting into that valley..must be the water...or all the cheap beer and weed

They're just trying to compete with ****ing sheep.

80smith
05-21-2009, 06:03 PM
So I have this bad feeling that I'm going to be in this thread alot this Baseball season... So here we go................... **** the White Sox and a special **** you Peavy. Last time some one did not want to go the the White Sox was Ken Griffy back in 2005....... **** him too......

PaintballCLE
05-21-2009, 07:38 PM
**** the magic..........go cavs!

Circle Orange
05-21-2009, 07:44 PM
They seem to balloon about two months after getting into that valley..must be the water...or all the cheap beer and weed

We plan to rule the world. It's happening as we speak, you just don't know it yet.

Hotrod
05-22-2009, 07:21 AM
**** the lakers

Odysseus
05-22-2009, 10:13 AM
**** the Lakers Part Dos.

ElwayMD
05-22-2009, 11:59 AM
F*** the NBA... go Pens!

Hotrod
05-22-2009, 12:20 PM
**** the NBA... go Pens!

**** the pens whoever they are.

ak1971
05-22-2009, 02:51 PM
**** the pens whoever they are.

**** you

Odysseus
05-22-2009, 08:06 PM
**** Dickless Cheney.

Circle Orange
05-23-2009, 04:56 AM
I'm so slagging sick of the Lakers, and the endless Kobie/Koby/Kobee-vs. LayBrawn/LuhBrain/Laybrown. Cripes, and they wonder why the NBA can't support fan interest across a long season. Maybe if they stop obsessing over one or two frickin' players it might help. Who gives a rats ass which one is greater? It's one big fragging cluster-f that laps toes. And o yeah, the gratutitous MJ references for middle aged geeks lost in the 80s who think nobody in the history of mankind had ANYTHING like MJ...

Crabby people unite! :pfbbt:

Hotrod
05-26-2009, 07:57 AM
**** tuesday

ElwayMD
05-26-2009, 10:56 AM
**** rainy days and the FA department for screwing up my students Aid package!

JCMElway
05-26-2009, 11:56 AM
**** the lakers and **** the pens!!

ElwayMD
05-26-2009, 12:02 PM
**** Taco Bell and your glorified cat food!

Hotrod
05-26-2009, 01:06 PM
**** kobe and his crying little bitch ass

Blueflame
05-26-2009, 01:39 PM
**** tuesday

How did the moving go, Dortoh?

oubronco
05-26-2009, 02:38 PM
**** the offseason I need some football damn it

Miss I.
05-26-2009, 03:36 PM
**** men...not just a saying, but words to live by. Ah wonderful men..sighh

BroncoInSkinland
06-11-2009, 07:41 AM
**** my job, flipping burgers has to be better than this ****.

Hotrod
06-11-2009, 08:03 AM
This thread is a real downer Ha!

ElwayMD
06-11-2009, 08:06 AM
http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/Debbie_Downer.jpg

Hotrod
06-11-2009, 08:44 AM
http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/Debbie_Downer.jpg

I'd hit it

BroncoInSkinland
06-11-2009, 08:53 AM
I'd hit it

Yeah, **** her too.

bronco610
06-11-2009, 09:10 AM
This thread is a real downer Ha!

Would you please petition for your name and sig back, I really miss the Emu.

BroncoInSkinland
06-11-2009, 09:16 AM
**** the Emu, it always looked like it had just had suprise Buttsecks anyways.

Kaylore
06-11-2009, 09:26 AM
Cats suck!

BroncoInSkinland
06-11-2009, 09:35 AM
Cats suck!

Kittens suck too, theres a new kitten at my house and I have to give the ****ed thing ear drops. I should shoot it up its nose. You are absolutely right, Cats suck.

BroncoInSkinland
06-11-2009, 09:45 AM
Wow, that actually works, I feel a lot better. We now return you to your regularly scheduled Snuggie. (Would it be less gay if it were Cap'n Snuggy with the Y?)

oubronco
06-11-2009, 10:21 AM
**** the snuggie it's ****in gay with an ie or a y

ElwayMD
06-11-2009, 10:53 AM
F*** humidity!

Hotrod
06-11-2009, 11:11 AM
Cats suck!

You obviously dont understand how this thread works.

Its **** cats not cats suck

oubronco
06-11-2009, 11:19 AM
**** cats

OOPS better not say that around here some might actually do it

Odysseus
06-12-2009, 01:40 PM
Would you please petition for your name and sig back, I really miss the Emu.

**** that Emu! **** Cap'n Snuggie! **** anything that has to do with ****ing except sex. That part is pretty cool.

Bronx33
06-12-2009, 03:02 PM
**** you
**** Monday
**** the chiefs
**** tofu
**** hippies
**** the French

and last but not least **** cats.



Is your snuggie chaffing you?



Ohhhh and **** every ********** that yaps on his cell phone while driving thus rendering his/her ability to use his/hers turn signal!

Br0nc0Buster
06-12-2009, 03:14 PM
**** compacted wisdom teeth

Bronx33
06-12-2009, 03:15 PM
**** brandon marshall! get to work ****! head!

Hotrod
06-12-2009, 03:17 PM
**** compacted wisdom teeth

**** those do suck. They knocked me the **** out to get mine ****ing out.

ghwk
06-12-2009, 04:00 PM
Kittens suck too, theres a new kitten at my house and I have to give the ****ed thing ear drops. I should shoot it up its nose. You are absolutely right, Cats suck.

F**K my ****ING cat that pukes and s**ts all over my garage. First thing every morning I head out with a wad of paper towels.

Hotrod
06-12-2009, 04:04 PM
http://www.catcaresociety.org/images/cookbookcover3.jpg

BroncoInSkinland
06-12-2009, 04:04 PM
**** my ****ING cat that pukes and s**ts all over my garage. First thing every morning I head out with a wad of paper towels.

****ing cats. **** vets too, for $200 you would think they would give him the meds, but no, here I am squeezing what looks like the doctors man juice into a cats ear while it attempts to de-vein my forearm with the 10 ****ing needles it still has. I should have the little **** declawed.

ElwayMD
06-12-2009, 08:07 PM
**** booing Detroit fans!

Odysseus
06-16-2009, 02:23 PM
**** Brandon Marshall!

Hotrod
06-16-2009, 02:25 PM
**** Marshall and **** McDoogie and double **** Jay

ghwk
06-16-2009, 02:32 PM
**** my knee that needs arthroscopy and the bulging disc in my back that makes my feet feel like they are on fire.

**** them both.

ghwk
06-16-2009, 02:33 PM
And **** my Cutler jersey while I'm at it.

dbfan4life
06-16-2009, 02:43 PM
**** those pussies who broke into my car yesterday to basically steal nothing. No I have to foot the bill for a new window. Assholes!