The wife caught me rubbing one out to animal porn... what should I do

[ak1971]

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[Schism]

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[Dr. Broncenstein]

http://www.thefourpawsresort.com/Confused_dog.jpg

[fdf]

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Didn't check the link. But I'm pretty sure this is a joke--hope so.

If not, the person asking the question might try having sex with his wife instead of imaginary animals.

[broncswin]

blank face!!

[Finger Roll]

The person in my avatar can relate to you

[FADERPROOF]

Did you picture yourself doing it doggystyle? If so then no harm no foul but if you were going missionary position on the animal then there's a problem

[TheDave]

Well played sir... Well played. :thumbs:

[gunns]

Finish your cigarette

[Ratboy]

You will have a hard time convincing your wife to let you buy a dog now.

[FISH]

as long as you were not enjoying it you're fine

[Pseudofool]

Start spending more time with your dog. No explanation needed.

[dumpy]

You don't even have to exert the effort of tugging one out. Just rub peanut butter on your junk and the dog will do it for you.

[hades]

You don't even have to exert the effort of tugging one out. Just rub peanut butter on your junk and the dog will do it for you.

[Road trip] it's not cheating if it's your dog[/Road Trip]

[Orange_Beard]

Pictures of your dog?

[Punisher]

Lmao!

[Bronkota]

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[Kaylore]

Tell her the horse reminds you of her.

[elsid13]

See if you can crash with Hotrod for awhile

[gyldenlove]

Murder-Suicide seems the obvious choice. Just kidding.

Just get a divorce and marry your favourite sheep.

[Punisher]

Maybe you should rub one of to her to make her feel better

[TerrElway]

Maybe you should rub one of to her to make her feel better


And when she wakes up to see you standing over her doing it make sure to pat her head and say, "Shhhhh...don't talk. Just...bark."

[BroncoBuff]

Have her put this thing on, and go to it.


http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/images/bunnysuit.jpg

Tell her it just might save your marriage.

[Punisher]

And when she wakes up to see you standing over her doing it make sure to pat her head and say, "Shhhhh...don't talk. Just...bark."

Hilarious! Oh man that will Scar her Life for sure. :~ohyah!:

[Killericon]

The person in my avatar can relate to you

It was a Poltergeist!

[footstepsfrom#27]

www.1800divorce.com

[Crushaholic]

If the animal doesn't call you back after several times of trying to contact it, trade said animal for a Bear...

[Kaylore]

Why did this thread get moved?

[Punisher]

Why did this thread get moved?

I see why it got moved but its still funny tho

[Ramblin' Bronco]

Everytime you rub one out someone kills a puppy, think about that.

[ak1971]

Why did this thread get moved?

so my marital problems get moved? This is totally biased!

[FADERPROOF]

Everytime you rub one out someone kills a puppy, think about that.

Thats why I try to every chance I get.

[TheDave]

The irony of putting this thread in the "Horses Butt" is just perfect...

[Ramblin' Bronco]

Thats why I try to every chance I get.

Ha!

[Orange_Beard]

Trade her to the Bears.

[ak1971]

The irony of putting this thread in the "Horses Butt" is just perfect...

ok..here it is..

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk298/AK7745/tortoise_mating_sdnr-0310.jpg

[Miss I.]

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your married? Someone married you? Oh wait you wanted to talk about the animal porn thing....well um, I suppose that's a new definition for animal husbandry...;D

[ak1971]

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk298/AK7745/JamiesHooker.jpg

[NYBronco]

This is just very funny.

[TDmvp]

IF she really caught you doing this and she is STILL there living with you I don't see what the problem is .

Just go about business as usual and for god sakes don't mention it if she don't or bring home a puppy / new pet for awhile ... :giggle:


I'm still hoping this is one of those , Hey I'm going to post something way out there to just to watch the reaction from behind the net.

Like my Allergy meds equaled broken penis thread ... But that was true , I'm hoping this aint ... For your wife's sake :P

[Traveler]

The irony of putting this thread in the "Horses Butt" is just perfect...

You are so crazy!:thumbsup:

[ak1971]

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk298/AK7745/funny-pictures-porn-watching-cat.jpg

[Ramblin' Bronco]

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk298/AK7745/funny-pictures-porn-watching-cat.jpg

:rofl:

[Atlas]

If you haven't been caught you haven't been trying.

[Rohirrim]

Like the comedian Larry Miller once said, "If women really knew how men thought, they'd never stop slapping us."

[ak1971]

can we get this moved back to the main thread? I think the Broncos need to read some cutting edge journalism.

[TailgateNut]

can we get this moved back to the main thread? I think the Broncos need to read some cutting edge journalism.


:spit:

[underrated29]

If the animal doesn't call you back after several times of trying to contact it, trade said animal for a Bear...



*excuse me!,.. Hey Bear F***er! Do you need assistance!?

[ak1971]

I gott keep my thread on the top..bump