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TDmvp
05-03-2009, 11:14 PM
So I had been taking Alavert for my allergies ...

It's basically just loratadine for itching and whatnot and is over the counter but the store was out of it and I got some store band that had Loratadine in it but it also had Pseudoephedrine in it which I had never taken but it said it was a decongestant which i thought can't be bad added with the Loratadine for the itching and water eyes and whatnot .



SO long story short Hilarious! ... This weekend was my girl friends birthday and we was going to , you know , Uh ha Uh ...

What I didn't know is Pseudoephedrine to some people is like the anti Viagra.

Pseudoephedrine is also used as first-line therapy of priapism . It can make it very difficult to get and maintain an erection.


So basically Beware If you take it and plan on "having a moment" . Stuff made me think I'd done went and broke the little captain .

I'm talking I could have been watching picture in a picture porn while at a strip club while getting a mouth hug and it would have been nota ...

I actually googled "Pseudoephedrine erection" with a quickness and was like Whew ... Hilarious!


I know going in to posting this I'm going to get killed but it was just to funny .

It was like that movie I think I Love My Wife where Chris Rock gets priapism (4 hour erection) but totally different ...

side note ...
I knew something was up tho . Stuff makes me feel like I'm on speed , the hair on edge feeling .

So If Pseudoephedrine is the stuff people use to make meth I take it meth heads are not "doing it" much , and thank god for that ...

Broncosfreak_56
05-03-2009, 11:15 PM
hehe...erection...
http://familyhealthandhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/family_guy_peter_griffin.jpg

Popps
05-03-2009, 11:16 PM
TMI, brother.

:)

TDmvp
05-03-2009, 11:18 PM
TMI, brother.

:)

Hilarious!

Yea I know, But I had to tell someone , It was just to funny and education I might add not to share.
Least this way I can hide behind the net heheh...

Blueflame
05-03-2009, 11:42 PM
Hilarious!

Yea I know, But I had to tell someone , It was just to funny and education I might add not to share.
Least this way I can hide behind the net heheh...

Shoulda just told your gf it was her job to "get it up"....;D

TDmvp
05-03-2009, 11:46 PM
Shoulda just told your gf it was her job to "get it up"....;D



If only it had been that simple ...

:giggle:




Edit:
Maybe you should sticky this thread for the safety of others.
j/k hehe ... I just wanted to say sticky .... :spit:

BroncoDoug
05-04-2009, 12:23 AM
this whole thread is full of :spit:

TDmvp
05-04-2009, 12:45 AM
Personally i think it should say right on the box somewhere IN BIG LETTERS that this product may temporarily cause a detour to flaccidville but no.

Cause if something I take is going to cause that I wana know about it and I've read this whole box ... Hilarious!

BroncoMan4ever
05-04-2009, 12:53 AM
Shoulda just told your gf it was her job to "get it up"....;D

what percentage of ladies would actually respond well to that?

Blueflame
05-04-2009, 01:03 AM
what percentage of ladies would actually respond well to that?

LOL... well, it's precisely what my husband would tell me.... ;)

TDmvp
05-04-2009, 01:04 AM
what percentage of ladies would actually respond well to that?

LOL Yea I'm going low numbers ...


Hey Honey , My allergy meds are kicking and my penis is like a wind sock on a calm day .. could you maybe su:wiggle: it a little WOULD not go over well I'm guessing ...

BroncoMan4ever
05-04-2009, 01:11 AM
LOL... well, it's precisely what my husband would tell me.... ;)

and after your husband says that, i am pretty sure the odds of him getting any that night or any night in the near future drops drastically.

Blueflame
05-04-2009, 01:16 AM
and after your husband says that, i am pretty sure the odds of him getting any that night or any night in the near future drops drastically.

Actually, it doesn't. This is perhaps way TMI, but we agreed quite a while ago that I'm pretty good at having an "elevating" effect on his "mood".... :P

TDmvp
05-04-2009, 01:33 AM
Actually, it doesn't. This is perhaps way TMI, but we agreed quite a while ago that I'm pretty good at having an "elevating" effect on him.... :P

LOL ... I'll follow your TMI with some more (if i haven't displayed enough) ....


I doubt it would of mattered . It was kinda like that feeling your tongue gets if they shoot you up at the dentist only "different" ...


:deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/2489/beatingadeadhorsegq2.gif

Hilarious!

Blueflame
05-04-2009, 02:08 AM
LOL ... I'll follow your TMI with some more (if i haven't displayed enough) ....


I doubt it would of mattered . It was kinda like that feeling your tongue gets if they shoot you up at the dentist only "different" ...


:deadhorse :deadhorse :deadhorse

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/2489/beatingadeadhorsegq2.gif

Hilarious!

*makes memo to ascertain that none of Mr. Blue's meds contain pseudoephedrine*

HILife
05-04-2009, 07:53 AM
I'm talking I could have been watching picture in a picture porn while at a strip club while getting a mouth hug and it would have been nota ...


That sounds GREAT!! Where do I go to get that?

bronco militia
05-04-2009, 08:07 AM
pseudoephedrine has never taken the lead out my pencil Ha!

hmmm...

GeniusatWork
05-04-2009, 08:58 AM
Good info. Nothing is more important than One-eyed Ed standing up for the kisses and hugs. So to speak.

Pony Boy
05-04-2009, 09:20 AM
I knew something was up tho . Stuff makes me feel like I'm on speed , the hair on edge feeling .

I'm confused, I thought you said something wasn't up?hmmm...

Broncoman13
05-04-2009, 09:25 AM
TMI, brother.

:)

EXACTLY what I was thinking!!! LOL

TDmvp
05-04-2009, 06:34 PM
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BroncoMan4ever
05-04-2009, 09:38 PM
Actually, it doesn't. This is perhaps way TMI, but we agreed quite a while ago that I'm pretty good at having an "elevating" effect on his "mood".... :P

lucky bastard that husband of yours.

*makes memo to ascertain that none of Mr. Blue's meds contain pseudoephedrine*

and this may also be TMI, but a naked woman always has an "elevating" effect on my mood regardless of any pharmaceuticals legal or not i may be using at the moment.