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PaintballCLE
04-19-2009, 03:29 PM
hasn't posted since april 6th.......last time we decided he was part of the serial killer long haul truckers.........whats your theory about this absence? LOL

Meck77
04-19-2009, 03:30 PM
Maybe he busted someone up and he's in the pokie?

PaintballCLE
04-19-2009, 03:32 PM
Maybe he busted someone up and he's in the pokie?

i thought about that too.....but they have internet in jail now a days, so i ruled that out. LOL

footstepsfrom#27
04-19-2009, 03:37 PM
Maybe he ate a peanut butter sandwhich. ugh!~

oubronco
04-19-2009, 03:56 PM
maybe he hooked up with that thing trying to get into that sandwich machine in orange and blues avatar

Where's Plummer???
04-19-2009, 04:05 PM
maybe he hooked up with that thing trying to get into that sandwich machine in orange and blues avatar

LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!LMAO!

BroncoDoug
04-19-2009, 04:07 PM
Maybe he has a job, and is getting tired of posting on an internet message board 490 times a day?

cutthemdown
04-19-2009, 04:08 PM
Maybe he has a job, and is getting tired of posting on an internet message board 490 times a day?

That can't be it.

cutthemdown
04-19-2009, 04:10 PM
I bet his laptop broke just like last time. By the way I was right then also when I guessed it. Only a breakdown of technology can keep the mighty throat puncher away from his dominion.

If his truck is broke down then he stops truckin
If his computer breaks down he stops posting

Other them that nothing can stop the SPIDER!!!!!

Natedog24
04-19-2009, 04:22 PM
That can't be it.

Hilarious!

cutthemdown
04-19-2009, 04:39 PM
Spider tired of posting? That would be like Congress tired of spending, tides tired of coming in and out, the moon tired of rising, the sun tired of being hot.

You get the point!!!

Only sickness or a technology breakdown, something to do with a family or an emergency, could keep Spider away.

Let's hope it's just the technology, because no way did he get tired of being Spider on the Mane.

SoCalBronco
04-19-2009, 04:43 PM
Spider was last seen in a trucker's joint in Chillicothe, Texas. There was a 475 pound waitress who called him a "dollface" and propositioned him.

Spider made the mistake of saying no.

We haven't heard from his since.

elsid13
04-19-2009, 04:48 PM
Either TheDave finally decided that he wanted Bea Arthur all to himself or
that single vacation that Hotrod was thinking about was actually a romantic get away for two.

SoCalBronco
04-19-2009, 04:54 PM
Either TheDave finally decided that he wanted Bea Arthur all to himself or
that single vacation that Hotrod was thinking about was actually a romantic get away for two.

I wonder how Spider reacted when he saw "Chad Mustard" and a heart tattooed on Hotrod's ass.

elsid13
04-19-2009, 05:00 PM
I wonder how Spider reacted when he saw "Chad Mustard" and a heart tattooed on Hotrod's ass.

Chad Mustard now has new starker, and unlike Hotrod, this one has fire in his belly and golden thong ready to hurt a former meat packer.

Bronx33
04-19-2009, 05:02 PM
I don't know why but i can imagine a police report with the word throatpunch in it.

SoCalBronco
04-19-2009, 05:15 PM
Chad Mustard now has new starker, and unlike Hotrod, this one has fire in his belly and golden thong ready to hurt a former meat packer.

But what about the leather chaps?

SoCalBronco
04-19-2009, 05:16 PM
I don't know why but i can imagine a police report with the word throatpunch in it.

Yeah...maybe Spider got carried away demonstrating his Mad Throat Skills.

OABB
04-19-2009, 05:40 PM
I think he drank 'gatorade' from a trucker bomb and got sick.

Karma is a bitch!

SouthStndJunkie
04-19-2009, 06:28 PM
Here is your chance Mock....catch him.

Dudeskey
04-19-2009, 08:33 PM
I've been hoping he's well after reading about this...™

http://www.whsv.com/home/headlines/43104487.html

Authorities are looking for those responsible for three overnight shootings along Interstate 77 near Fancy Gap in which no one was injured.
Virginia State Police Sgt. Michael Conroy says the shootings occurred around 2 a.m. Thursday on southbound I-77. Conroy says a driver turned off a car's lights, came up beside the doors of three tractor trailers and used a handgun to shoot into the vehicles two or three times.
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Police say they are looking for additional witnesses. Conroy says the shootings appear to be random and there was no connection among the three drivers.

baja
04-19-2009, 08:54 PM
Maybe he busted someone up and he's in the pokie?


I been thinking the opposite, that he called out the wrong guy. I hope I am wrong and he is just busy. I've been a little worried about my buddy.

SouthStndJunkie
04-19-2009, 09:05 PM
He will be fine, you bunch of mother hens.

Chances are that his computer is broke or something like that.

Miss I.
04-19-2009, 11:03 PM
;) Spider was last seen in a trucker's joint in Chillicothe, Texas. There was a 475 pound waitress who called him a "dollface" and propositioned him.

Spider made the mistake of saying no.

We haven't heard from his since.


okay, well clearly that's not true. Spider is like the guy from yes man when it comes to all women. Puhlease, he told me he'd hit geraldine ferraro. I think a 475 lb waitress would be like a challenge, you know, like climbing mount everest or something. in such a situation, he's likely to have said yes, and just hasn't come up for air. Now it is possible his petite little wife found out and kicked his butt. I am willing to bet throat punching is a family tradition.

Anyway, more likely is the computer glitch, probably caused by the last 3 weeks of Cutler meltdown shorting out his computer. I mean when this many men cry for that long it is bound to cause some damage. Just saying... you guys got us ladies beat when it comes to melodrama. :curtsey: :wave: ROFL!

ZONA
04-19-2009, 11:10 PM
He's around. He was just waiting till yet another person on this board decided they would create a "where's spider" thread. I hear he gets a kick out of that.

dreasher54
04-20-2009, 05:34 AM
He is a hit man and this mission is taking a little longer than he thought.

LongDongJohnson
04-20-2009, 06:03 AM
who gives a ****

baja
04-20-2009, 06:16 AM
Many of us do.

crawdad
04-20-2009, 06:33 AM
Hey Spidey, please report in! The board is missing you.

barryr
04-20-2009, 06:35 AM
Just follow the loose change.

Laramie
04-20-2009, 11:03 AM
probably blowing guys for as money again.

ghwk
04-20-2009, 01:54 PM
That can't be it.

That is his job! He just works to pay for it!

oubronco
04-20-2009, 02:31 PM
probably blowing guys for as money again.

you my friend will have a throat punch coming for sure !!

Bronx33
04-20-2009, 03:36 PM
Hmmm laramie has a rather douchebaggerish posting history 23 idiot posts, iam going to out on a limb and say hes an idiot..

cutthemdown
04-30-2009, 04:35 PM
Where did Spider go? Had not though about it again until I saw his name mentioned again in another post?

Los Broncos
04-30-2009, 05:09 PM
I heard he's wiping the dew off his lily.

Blueflame
04-30-2009, 05:36 PM
Hmmm... I may have to call or text him to be sure he's OK.

OBF1
04-30-2009, 06:00 PM
My source told me he has grown tired of all the whining from the so called fans that have been bashing every last thing the Bronco's have been doing.

cutthemdown
04-30-2009, 06:37 PM
My source told me he has grown tired of all the whining from the so called fans that have been bashing every last thing the Bronco's have been doing.

So that's all it took? What a bedwetter!!!. Tell your source to tell Spider to stop being a baby and get back to the Mane.

SouthStndJunkie
04-30-2009, 06:40 PM
I thought I read where his computer took a **** on him.

Meck77
04-30-2009, 09:01 PM
It did. Spider's fine. Got a message via a mutual friend.

Oh and he said that he switched to the Republican party. Ok I added that part....

ohiobronco2
04-30-2009, 09:07 PM
I thought I read where his computer took a **** on him.

If a computer had a throat, it most likely died a slow, Patrick Swayze Road House death.

ohiobronco2
04-30-2009, 09:07 PM
He better hurry back, somebody is liable to take over the post count lead.

BroncoBuff
04-30-2009, 09:20 PM
I keep telling you guys, this board's gotta invest in a GPS locator we can affix to his rig ... then we can track him in real time on the board.

Put a map with his location updated hourly in a sticky thread ;D

ohiobronco2
04-30-2009, 09:21 PM
I keep telling you guys, this board's gotta invest in a GPS locator we can affix to his rig ... then we can track him in real time on the board.

Put a map with his location updated hourly in a sticky thread ;D

He may have been some places that you'd rather not know about. :)

Pick Six
04-30-2009, 09:56 PM
Either TheDave finally decided that he wanted Bea Arthur all to himself or
that single vacation that Hotrod was thinking about was actually a romantic get away for two.

poor Bea Arthur...:angel:

BroncoBuff
04-30-2009, 10:03 PM
probably blowing guys for as money again.

Hahahaha! You're not fooling me, Spidey!

How's it hanging, pal? :wave:

DAN_BRONCO_FAN
04-30-2009, 11:09 PM
2 words ALIEN ABDUCTION as we speak hes aboard a flying saucer having the time of his life with some space alien bald chick. don't any of you read the national enquirer

Dudeskey
04-30-2009, 11:27 PM
2 words ALIEN ABDUCTION as we speak hes aboard a flying saucer having the time of his life with some space alien bald chick. don't any of you read the national enquirer

And he would hit that... ;D

Odysseus
05-01-2009, 04:57 AM
I keep telling you guys, this board's gotta invest in a GPS locator we can affix to his rig ... then we can track him in real time on the board.

Put a map with his location updated hourly in a sticky thread ;D

Does he have to wear a red and white striped shirt and a red hat with a pom on the end? I don't he's down with that.

Spider cam would be interesting except for those odd times when Spider should turn the CAM off.

elsid13
05-01-2009, 05:21 AM
Does he have to wear a red and white striped shirt and a red hat with a pom on the end? I don't he's down with that.

Spider cam would be interesting except for those odd times when Spider should turn the CAM off.

That would only occur if there were sheep grazing in the area.