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BowlenBall
04-17-2009, 07:16 AM
1. Matthew Stafford
2. Jason Smith
3. Brian Orakpo
4. Eugene Monroe
5. Michael Crabtree
6. Everette Brown
7. Aaron Curry
8. Jeremy Maclin
9. B.J. Raji
10. Rey Maualuga
11. Robert Ayers
12. Denver Broncos - Brandon Pettigrew – “Rumors say they tried to trade Tony Scheffler because he is not a blocker, which makes taking Pettigrew here a no-brainer. He is an elite blocker with solid receiving skills.”
13. Andre Smith
14. Malcolm Jenkins
15. Brian Cushing
16. Chris “Beanie” Wells
17. Mark Sanchez
18. Denver Broncos - Eben Britton – “After hitting a home run with Ryan Clady last year, the Broncos get Britten to give them two top tackles for the next decade.”
19. Fili Moala
20. Peria Jerry
21. Michael Oher
22. Darrius Heyward-Bey
23. Knowshon Moreno
24. Larry English
25. Clint Sintom
26. Kenny Britt
27. Evander “Ziggy” Hood
28. Jared Cook
29. James Laurinaitis
30. Alphonso Smith
31. Donald Brown
32. Tyson Jackson

Wow. Just wow. Speaking of no-brainers, ever heard of Daniel Graham and Ryan Harris?

Hard to believe this jackass is drawing a salary from a once-proud publication.

ohiobronco2
04-17-2009, 07:17 AM
He's a little late on his April fools joke.

Man-Goblin
04-17-2009, 07:20 AM
Holy ****.

scorpio
04-17-2009, 07:20 AM
bwahahaha


ahahahah


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chaz
04-17-2009, 07:25 AM
I just spit lucky charms everywhere

That is hilarious

Rohirrim
04-17-2009, 07:35 AM
That is the most pathetic mock I have seen yet. Why doesn't that rag just go out of business and get it over with?

socalorado
04-17-2009, 07:53 AM
That is the most pathetic mock I have seen yet. Why doesn't that rag just go out of business and get it over with?

Look how far Curry falls. Chokeland at #7!!?!?!
please.

Kaylore
04-17-2009, 07:58 AM
This guy's a complete moron.

randomtask
04-17-2009, 09:05 AM
:kiddingme

Well, Clearly he has inside info telling him that McDaniels will be running the new "3 tackle" offense. :kubiak:

Hercules Rockefeller
04-17-2009, 09:07 AM
Nice, the 49ers are drafting Rey Rey to sit behind Patrick Willis.

Rohirrim
04-17-2009, 10:09 AM
I think they've outsourced a lot of their work at Sporting News to India, judging by this mock.

Desi: Anoup, who do I put first?
Anoup: Put Curry. I love curry.
Desi: What is crabtree? Is that name?
Anoup: A tree of crabs? What does that mean?
Desi: I like this Raji. Now that sounds like a real desi player.
Anoup: Raji? Are there Indians playing this sport?
Desi: I don't know what to do.
Anoup: Just write names and put them in a bowl. We'll get Lakshmi over here to pick them out.
Desi: Mmmmmm. Lakshmi.

BowlenBall
04-17-2009, 10:12 AM
[QUOTE=Rohirrim;2385615]
Anoup: Put Curry. I love curry.
[QUOTE]

:rofl:

The Indian-outsourced mock draft... I love it....

BroncoMan4ever
04-17-2009, 10:55 AM
wow, i could have made a better mock with a list of 1st round players and 2 darts. just toss the darts at the list and pick the guys the darts hit..

so obviously they didn't factor in that right now we have a guy with a few more seasons on the roster with a big contract that is a blocking TE that can also catch, or that Ryan Harris was one of the best RT in the league last season and is only entering his 3rd season.

the stupidity of these people who get paid to write this crap amazes me.

gyldenlove
04-17-2009, 10:55 AM
Look how far Curry falls. Chokeland at #7!!?!?!
please.

If Curry falls out of the top 5 I would trade whatever it takes to Cincinnati at number 6 to take him.

outdoor_miner
04-17-2009, 11:05 AM
I think they've outsourced a lot of their work at Sporting News to India, judging by this mock.

Desi: Anoup, who do I put first?
Anoup: Put Curry. I love curry.
Desi: What is crabtree? Is that name?
Anoup: A tree of crabs? What does that mean?
Desi: I like this Raji. Now that sounds like a real desi player.
Anoup: Raji? Are there Indians playing this sport?
Desi: I don't know what to do.
Anoup: Just write names and put them in a bowl. We'll get Lakshmi over here to pick them out.
Desi: Mmmmmm. Lakshmi.

:rofl:

Oh man - 10/10. Great job.

Bronco Boy
04-17-2009, 11:10 AM
It would be great if the Chiefs took Orakpo at 3.

snowspot66
04-17-2009, 12:47 PM
One of the worst defenses in the league's past quarter century and we start off the new year by drafting two first round picks at our two strongest positions.

Brilliant!

BroncoMan4ever
04-17-2009, 12:53 PM
One of the worst defenses in the league's past quarter century and we start off the new year by drafting two first round picks at our two strongest positions.

Brilliant!

i know exactly what you mean. i can understand when Mocks say Sanchez for us, because without Jay and the uncertainty of the position we are going to need to draft a guy, but a OT and a TE. that is beyond idiotic.

Gcver2ver3
04-17-2009, 01:34 PM
that mock can't be for real...

Carmelo15
04-17-2009, 02:19 PM
I think they've outsourced a lot of their work at Sporting News to India, judging by this mock.

Desi: Anoup, who do I put first?
Anoup: Put Curry. I love curry.
Desi: What is crabtree? Is that name?
Anoup: A tree of crabs? What does that mean?
Desi: I like this Raji. Now that sounds like a real desi player.
Anoup: Raji? Are there Indians playing this sport?
Desi: I don't know what to do.
Anoup: Just write names and put them in a bowl. We'll get Lakshmi over here to pick them out.
Desi: Mmmmmm. Lakshmi.

ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! Best Post Ever!

chex
04-18-2009, 08:06 AM
Here's their mock for us:

Rd. Pick Player Pos. School
1 12 (12) B. Pettigrew TE Oklahoma St.
1 18 (18) E. Britton T Arizona
2 16 (48) R. Brace DT Boston Coll.
3 15 (79) P. Chung S Oregon
3 20 (84) P. Turner WR USC
4 14 (114) Z. Follett OLB Cal
5 13 (149) J. Ringer RB Michigan St.
6 12 (185) G. Harrell QB Tex. Tech
7 16 (225) S. McKillop ILB Pitt
7 26 (235) J. Simmons WR W. Michigan

Broncosfreak_56
04-18-2009, 01:23 PM
Right area in the formation, wrong side of the ball.

SonOfLe-loLang
04-18-2009, 01:55 PM
Here's their mock for us:

Rd. Pick Player Pos. School
1 12 (12) B. Pettigrew TE Oklahoma St.
1 18 (18) E. Britton T Arizona
2 16 (48) R. Brace DT Boston Coll.
3 15 (79) P. Chung S Oregon
3 20 (84) P. Turner WR USC
4 14 (114) Z. Follett OLB Cal
5 13 (149) J. Ringer RB Michigan St.
6 12 (185) G. Harrell QB Tex. Tech
7 16 (225) S. McKillop ILB Pitt
7 26 (235) J. Simmons WR W. Michigan

After the first round, its pretty fantastic. But I dont think there's a way in hell McKillop and Simmons drop to the 7th

broncofan7
04-18-2009, 01:59 PM
This hack needs to be go follow field hockey..he obviously knows NOTHING about football after looking at his 1st round picks......