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DomCasual
04-10-2009, 12:58 PM
This has to be one of the most likable people I've ever seen.

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DomCasual
04-10-2009, 01:06 PM
Same guy. This one is awesome! He carries a bag that's tight like a frog's butt. His message is powerful - it saves lives.

He's a real life Ron Burgundy.

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snowspot66
04-10-2009, 01:14 PM
Is this guy serious?

What horrible advice for business cards...

DomCasual
04-10-2009, 01:18 PM
Is this guy serious?

What horrible advice for business cards...

You have to be a bit of a sadist to get through it, but the second video is better.

He personifies the term "douchebag."

footstepsfrom#27
04-10-2009, 01:21 PM
Is this guy serious?

What horrible advice for business cards...
His card's a bit over the top but he's spot on otherwise. I can tell in 2 seconds by looking at a card if I'm interested in the connection or not.

Dr. Broncenstein
04-10-2009, 01:34 PM
There is something I don't like about this guy....

DomCasual
04-10-2009, 01:40 PM
There is something I don't like about this guy....

Ha!

rugbythug
04-10-2009, 01:45 PM
His card's a bit over the top but he's spot on otherwise. I can tell in 2 seconds by looking at a card if I'm interested in the connection or not.

Loser i don't even need a card.

Taco John
04-10-2009, 01:48 PM
There is something I don't like about this guy....


He talks down to his audience.

Taco John
04-10-2009, 01:56 PM
Same guy. This one is awesome! He carries a bag that's tight like a frog's butt. His message is powerful - it saves lives.

He's a real life Ron Burgundy.

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I actually love this video. I don't like his "talk down to you" style, but he's got some great travel ideas.

DeuceOfClub
04-10-2009, 01:56 PM
This is the best "Business Card" based on my experiences:

















http://www.preparingforeternity.com/images/$100bill.jpg

USMCBladerunner
04-10-2009, 02:14 PM
he's still talking right now...I was slowly building anger, but the indestructable karate pants and mandarin collar shirts were enough to seriously piss me off...i want to kick him in the balls...

that did it...pink on pink closing color..."if I want to separate the audience from some money..."

I can't believe he's married...what a douche

Majik
04-10-2009, 02:21 PM
This is the best "Business Card" based on my experiences:

http://www.preparingforeternity.com/images/$100bill.jpg

:spit: , so true.

DomCasual
04-10-2009, 02:33 PM
he's still talking right now...I was slowly building anger, but the indestructable karate pants and mandarin collar shirts were enough to seriously piss me off...i want to kick him in the balls...

that did it...pink on pink closing color..."if I want to separate the audience from some money..."

I can't believe he's married...what a douche

The karate pants and the mandarin collar were two nice touches. I love that he keeps asking the guy filming him questions, and the guy just keeps grunting. I can see the conversation:

Douchebag: "Hey, after we check into the hotel room, I need your help with something. You mind coming over to my room for a minute? It'll be quick."

Guy who works with Douchebag: "Um, sure. No problem whatsoever."

Douchebag: "Cool. I want to do a video about how I pack for trips. I was thinking I would go into excruciating detail about every item in my suitcase."

Guy who works with Douchebag, in his head: "****."

broncofan2438
04-10-2009, 02:48 PM
Awesome....I just watched both videos......I don't know if I should laugh or start packing!

Old Dude
04-10-2009, 02:59 PM
Something about this reminds me of Christian Bale in American Psycho.

loborugger
04-10-2009, 03:03 PM
It doesnt fit in a rolodex cuz it doesnt belong in a rolodex.

Wow, just wow. It also doesnt fit in a wallet, and barely in a shirt pocket.

So, unlike all the other cards that go in my rolodex, this one is gonna get tossed in my desk drawer to be lost and never seen again. That is effective use of 4 bucks.

Popps
04-10-2009, 03:04 PM
He talks down to his audience.

Ya think?


What IS this guy? What's he supposed to be. It's funny as ****, whatever it is.

Popps
04-10-2009, 03:16 PM
I like that he's got a "favorite," steamer... but this one isn't it.

snowspot66
04-10-2009, 03:25 PM
It doesnt fit in a rolodex cuz it doesnt belong in a rolodex.

Wow, just wow. It also doesnt fit in a wallet, and barely in a shirt pocket.

So, unlike all the other cards that go in my rolodex, this one is gonna get tossed in my desk drawer to be lost and never seen again. That is effective use of 4 bucks.

Exactly. There is a standard size for a reason. If it's not the standard size no matter how flashy it is it will be tossed in the trash or lost in a pile at the bottom of some guys desk.

Hire a graphic designer* if you want a flashy card. His just says tacky douchebag I wouldn't want to work with if I had other options.

*Seriously, this goes for everybody, hire a graphic designer/illustrator if you need professional business cards done. Don't go with templates or other generic ****. It's really easy to find a student capable of doing good work without the cost of a hiring a professional firm to handle all of your stuff.

DomCasual
04-10-2009, 03:33 PM
I like that he's got a "favorite," steamer... but this one isn't it.

What, you don't have multiple steamers?

TheElusiveKyleOrton
04-10-2009, 03:34 PM
Who IS this guy?

I'm interested in his concepts and would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

DomCasual
04-10-2009, 03:45 PM
Who IS this guy?

I'm interested in his concepts and would like to subscribe to his newsletter.

It's Joe Bauer, Infotainer to the stars (http://www.infotainer.com/infotainer/).

Dagmar
04-10-2009, 03:53 PM
http://legilimens.org/abstract/_img_scaps/ap-11.jpg

DomCasual
04-10-2009, 04:08 PM
http://legilimens.org/abstract/_img_scaps/ap-11.jpg

I've never seen American Psycho. But Pierce & Pierce is also the investment house Sherman McCoy works for in Tom Wolfe's Bonfire of the Vanities (a great book, if anyone wants a recommendation).

Weird.

worm
04-10-2009, 05:00 PM
Wow, bone with cillian rail type.

Impressive.

worm
04-10-2009, 05:02 PM
It doesnt fit in a rolodex cuz it doesnt belong in a rolodex.

Wow, just wow. It also doesnt fit in a wallet, and barely in a shirt pocket.

So, unlike all the other cards that go in my rolodex, this one is gonna get tossed in my desk drawer to be lost and never seen again. That is effective use of 4 bucks.

Do people still use rolodexs?

watermock
04-10-2009, 06:02 PM
It was still paper. and a bigger card shows arrogance, wich is repulsive to many.

Neatest one I've seen was gold/w a magnet backing. Plus, it washable.

http://www.businesscarddesign.com/images/TrumpBCFront.jpg

This isn't so impressive. But at least it fits in is super suitcase.

Notice the NWO Pyramids.

loborugger
04-10-2009, 06:23 PM
Do people still use rolodexs?

I still get a handful of cards and I am too damn lazy to put them in a computer, so ya, a few folks still have them. I imagine they are also a standard of parent's generation.

Dr. Broncenstein
04-10-2009, 07:01 PM
I like that he's got a "favorite," steamer... but this one isn't it.

His favorite is back in Cleveland...

watermock
04-10-2009, 07:04 PM
If this idiot thinks packing his bag into a microcosm, then getting it repacked in time for the 11 AM checkout, I can see why he needs a personal assistant to handle the recorder, BTW, I didn't see the recorder in the bag, OR the wifey.

If he's so efficient, why not just leave half his crap in the room and buy on the go?

I'd like to see this guy transfer a wifey and 2 kids with him.

He sure makes that stuff explode when opened.

It's a simple trick.

Let's see the ease putting his dirty laundry and rest back INTO the bag before 11 AM!

He actually trumps the shamwow guy who cuts the product in half and uses the pieces to make a bathmat and a dish mat.

Bronco Boy
04-10-2009, 08:24 PM
That "perfect strike" of vials he had in his bag were all filled with coke.

theAPAOps5
04-10-2009, 08:53 PM
Your card should be so good that even if they don't like you they won't throw it out....... Awesome, just simply awesome.

baja
04-10-2009, 09:29 PM
Four dollars a card for a card that fits nowhere.

SureShot
04-11-2009, 12:34 AM
His card is a "pop-up"!

theAPAOps5
04-11-2009, 05:53 AM
Four dollars a card for a card that fits nowhere.

Dude we all know you can't contain Awesome.

houghtam
04-11-2009, 10:54 AM
So this was the guy in front of me at the airport the other day who held the line up for 20 minutes after his bag was searched and he had to put everything back in.

Douche.

OABB
04-11-2009, 12:24 PM
He is the king of the demo.

DomCasual
04-14-2009, 04:30 PM
People who constantly say "quite frankly" bug me.

That said, you have two choices. You either take this and live. Or you die.

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SureShot
04-14-2009, 04:34 PM
This guy is great quite frankly.