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spdirty
04-05-2009, 04:04 PM
It has. Just found out my dad's 43 year old girlfriend, who's 2 favorite teams are the Packers and whoever plays the Broncos, and who I absolutely despise, is now a Broncos cheerleader.

I mean I don't even remotely find her attractive whatsoever, probably for obvious reasons, but if she weren't boinkin the old man I still don't think I would.

She was telling me she gets 2 wine n cheese tix to every game, and gets to bring friends and family to some luncheon or whatever where they will have some brass there. Told her I'd love to go if she wanted me to. Would absolutely love to go to one of those functions with Pat and The Coach there with my son, both of us wear our Cutler jerseys, walk up to em and say "Hey son, those are the guys that ****ed up your childhood." Then walk out.

Anyway, wont post her myspace page cuz jokers might get me into trouble, but Ill post her Broncos cheerleader pic when i get it.

Bronx33
04-05-2009, 04:06 PM
It has. Just found out my dad's 43 year old girlfriend, who's 2 favorite teams are the Packers and whoever plays the Broncos, and who I absolutely despise, is now a Broncos cheerleader.

I mean I don't even remotely find her attractive whatsoever, probably for obvious reasons, but if she weren't boinkin the old man I still don't think I would.

She was telling me she gets 2 wine n cheese tix to every game, and gets to bring friends and family to some luncheon or whatever where they will have some brass there. Told her I'd love to go if she wanted me to. Would absolutely love to go to one of those functions with Pat and The Coach there with my son, both of us wear our Cutler jerseys, walk up to em and say "Hey son, those are the guys that ****ed up your childhood." Then walk out.

Anyway, wont post her myspace page cuz jokers might get me into trouble,


.but Ill post her Broncos cheerleader pic when i get it.


The cheerleaders should actually be bronco fans IMO otherwise what's the point.


ps: i will go to the game with ya

Spider
04-05-2009, 04:06 PM
It has. Just found out my dad's 43 year old girlfriend, who's 2 favorite teams are the Packers and whoever plays the Broncos, and who I absolutely despise, is now a Broncos cheerleader.

I mean I don't even remotely find her attractive whatsoever, probably for obvious reasons, but if she weren't boinkin the old man I still don't think I would.

She was telling me she gets 2 wine n cheese tix to every game, and gets to bring friends and family to some luncheon or whatever where they will have some brass there. Told her I'd love to go if she wanted me to. Would absolutely love to go to one of those functions with Pat and The Coach there with my son, both of us wear our Cutler jerseys, walk up to em and say "Hey son, those are the guys that ****ed up your childhood." Then walk out.

Anyway, wont post her myspace page cuz jokers might get me into trouble, but Ill post her Broncos cheerleader pic when i get it.

Ha! spdirty got it bad for his step mommy ;D

Flex Gunmetal
04-05-2009, 04:07 PM
Psssh you never wear former player's jerseys to the game. Everyone knows that.

chadta
04-05-2009, 04:08 PM
Would absolutely love to go to one of those functions with Pat and The Coach there with my son, both of us wear our Cutler jerseys, walk up to em and say "Hey son, those are the guys that ****ed up your childhood." Then walk out.

way to aim high, kinda like the crack whore who one day wants to be the girl that asks if youd "like frys with that"

you really need to get over it and move on dood.

spdirty
04-05-2009, 04:08 PM
The cheerleaders should actually be bronco fans IMO otherwise what's the point.

yeah thats what I told her. She says she wanted to do it so she could get us wine n cheese tix. The real reason is because she wants to be a big deal and tell everyone she is a Broncos cheerleader.

spdirty
04-05-2009, 04:09 PM
you really need to get over it and move on dood.

for shlts sakes, its only been 3 days. Give me time.

SportinOne
04-05-2009, 04:09 PM
way to aim high, kinda like the crack whore who one day wants to be the girl that asks if youd "like frys with that"

you really need to get over it and move on dood.

if you're going to use idiot-slang at least spell it right.

spdirty
04-05-2009, 04:10 PM
Ha! spdirty got it bad for his step mommy ;D

LOL **** you.

Paladin
04-05-2009, 04:13 PM
Well, Spider would hit it......

Spider
04-05-2009, 04:14 PM
LOL **** you.

LOL do I have to wear a cheerleader outfit ?

Spider
04-05-2009, 04:14 PM
Well, Spider would hit it......

No I wouldnt .....................Ok I would ;D

Broncomutt
04-05-2009, 04:38 PM
Would absolutely love to go to one of those functions with Pat and The Coach there with my son, both of us wear our Cutler jerseys, walk up to em and say "Hey son, those are the guys that ****ed up your childhood." Then walk out.

Father of the Year!

DBroncos4life
04-05-2009, 04:41 PM
I don't understand how this wasn't posted yet.....


:worthless

spdirty
04-05-2009, 04:44 PM
Father of the Year!

Thanks...I know ;D

Gort
04-05-2009, 06:10 PM
a 43 year old cheerleader? seriously?? shouldn't there be an age limit? something like 29 maybe. you know... some sort of Logan's Run type crystal on their hands that lights up when they get north of 29 so they can be weeded out of the auditions easily. ;)

Bronx33
04-05-2009, 06:14 PM
a 43 year old cheerleader? seriously?? shouldn't there be an age limit? something like 29 maybe. you know... some sort of Logan's Run type crystal on their hands that lights up when they get north of 29 so they can be weeded out of the auditions easily. ;)


43 is 27 nowa days.

spdirty
04-05-2009, 06:16 PM
a 43 year old cheerleader? seriously?? shouldn't there be an age limit? something like 29 maybe. you know... some sort of Logan's Run type crystal on their hands that lights up when they get north of 29 so they can be weeded out of the auditions easily. ;)

Thats what I thought.

broncofan2438
04-05-2009, 06:19 PM
Wheres the pic

Spider
04-05-2009, 06:23 PM
I am still tryin to picture myself in a cheerleaders outfit :wiggle:

Bronx33
04-05-2009, 06:25 PM
I am still tryin to picture myself in a cheerleaders outfit :wiggle:


Please spider! iam getting ready to eat dinner and that visual doesn't help me.

Spider
04-05-2009, 06:33 PM
Please spider! iam getting ready to eat dinner and that visual doesn't help me.

Jenny Craig aint got nuttin on me

worm
04-05-2009, 06:45 PM
Go Dad.

UberBroncoMan
04-05-2009, 06:46 PM
43 year's old Cheerleader? I thought practically all of them were in their 20's and MAYBE 1-3 in their early 30's.

tsiguy96
04-05-2009, 06:52 PM
i dont buy it. at all. there is no such thing as a legit 43 year old cheerleader in the NFL.

Breck Bronc
04-05-2009, 07:09 PM
The Broncos have been running ads in the Denver Post promoting that the finals of the Cheerleader audtions are open to the public. For $20 dollars you can go and ogle potential Broncos cheerleaders at the University of Denver Davis Auditorium.

How many perverts are going to be there? ROFL!

BroncoBuff
04-05-2009, 07:18 PM
Just found out my dad's 43 year old girlfriend is now a Broncos cheerleader.

That is so wrong on so many levels ... I don't even know where to begin.

spdirty
04-05-2009, 07:25 PM
That is so wrong on so many levels ... I don't even know where to begin.

Can I even look at cheerleaders the same way again?


I mean honestly, this woman is freaking crazy, I figured that out last October, and when I heard she was trying out/auditioning/whatever, I was like "OK, weirdo thinks she can do this against 20 something women, whatever, she has high self esteem I guess."

Then the old man confirmed 4 hours ago she made it. I'm still shocked.

spdirty
04-05-2009, 07:28 PM
i dont buy it. at all. there is no such thing as a legit 43 year old cheerleader in the NFL.

5 hours ago I held exactly the same opinion. And if she wouldve told me Id have laughed it off as more bs. But my dad wouldnt pull my, my sisters, and my grandmas leg like that, so guess I have to buy it.

BroncoBuff
04-05-2009, 07:33 PM
Can I even look at cheerleaders the same way again?


I mean honestly, this woman is freaking crazy, I figured that out last October, and when I heard she was trying out/auditioning/whatever, I was like "OK, weirdo thinks she can do this against 20 something women, whatever, she has high self esteem I guess."

Then the old man confirmed 4 hours ago she made it. I'm still shocked.

Oh my god ....

My advice? Smile while you take the tickets and other perks, but keep your psychiatrist on speed-dial ;D

Xenos
04-05-2009, 07:34 PM
You Probably Shouldn't Show Up For Cheerleader Tryouts If You're Over 40

http://www.faniq.com/blog/41YearOld-Shelly-Lawlor-At-Patriots-Cheerleader-Tryouts-Blog-19937

Rabb
04-05-2009, 07:52 PM
http://blog.turntablelab.com/pictures/gtfo.jpg

OABB
04-05-2009, 07:54 PM
You Probably Shouldn't Show Up For Cheerleader Tryouts If You're Over 40

http://www.faniq.com/blog/41YearOld-Shelly-Lawlor-At-Patriots-Cheerleader-Tryouts-Blog-19937

that's my new avatar.

spdirty
04-05-2009, 08:02 PM
this is her.

lazarus4444
04-05-2009, 11:27 PM
damn, keeps herself in good shape, that is for sure!

SouthStndJunkie
04-05-2009, 11:37 PM
I don't know what is so stupid about it.

Your Dad has some nice trim and you now have an in to some sweet tickets and team events.

24champ
04-05-2009, 11:49 PM
Just found out my dad's 43 year old girlfriend, who's 2 favorite teams are the Packers and whoever plays the Broncos, and who I absolutely despise, is now a Broncos cheerleader.


She must have said she was going to try out...they haven't announced or know who is on the squad because the auditions aren't for a couple weeks.

DBBBSBS
04-05-2009, 11:53 PM
this is her.

i think we deserve a better picture...

Prodigal19
04-06-2009, 12:02 AM
Theres no way this is true. The broncos dont hire 43 year old cheer leaders...

BroncoMan4ever
04-06-2009, 12:08 AM
It has. Just found out my dad's 43 year old girlfriend, who's 2 favorite teams are the Packers and whoever plays the Broncos, and who I absolutely despise, is now a Broncos cheerleader.

I mean I don't even remotely find her attractive whatsoever, probably for obvious reasons, but if she weren't boinkin the old man I still don't think I would.

She was telling me she gets 2 wine n cheese tix to every game, and gets to bring friends and family to some luncheon or whatever where they will have some brass there. Told her I'd love to go if she wanted me to. Would absolutely love to go to one of those functions with Pat and The Coach there with my son, both of us wear our Cutler jerseys, walk up to em and say "Hey son, those are the guys that ****ed up your childhood." Then walk out.

Anyway, wont post her myspace page cuz jokers might get me into trouble, but Ill post her Broncos cheerleader pic when i get it.

Dude, 43 and a cheerleader. She has to be a damn good dancer/gymnast and in incredible shape or just plain hot as hell to have pulled that off. Stepmother, i say go for it, so you can tell people, you have boinked a Denver Broncos Cheerleader.

Also, that would be truly ****ed up to screw her over like that wearing a Cutler jersey to one of those functions. You may not like her, but if you are at all close with your dad, don't mess around with those tickets, because she will get pissed at you, and take it out on him and he will be pissed at you for giving her reason to bitch at him about your antics.

BroncoBuff
04-06-2009, 12:26 AM
That is a very strange pose and picture, spdirty ...

What is that, a bed? Almost looks like a porn site pic or something, "C'mere baby, come sit down next to mama."

Ramathorn
04-06-2009, 05:02 AM
April fools day only works on the first, Not good for the entire month!!

Ramathorn
04-06-2009, 05:04 AM
this is her.

def no cheerleader material. This proves that the whole broncos orginization is falling apart. ROFL!

Beantown Bronco
04-06-2009, 05:08 AM
April fools day only works on the first, Not good for the entire month!!

Bingo.

Zero chance this is true. Sorry, sbdirty, either you've been had or you're intentionally trying to bring some humor to a rather tense board as of late.

"A" for effort, I guess.

spdirty
04-06-2009, 05:20 AM
def no cheerleader material. This proves that the whole broncos orginization is falling apart. ROFL!

I know.

spdirty
04-06-2009, 05:42 AM
Dude, 43 and a cheerleader. She has to be a damn good dancer/gymnast and in incredible shape or just plain hot as hell to have pulled that off. Stepmother, i say go for it, so you can tell people, you have boinked a Denver Broncos Cheerleader.


OK, I need to get this out of the way. This woman is my dad's girlfriend. Not his wife, never gonna be is wife, he has been with her for 2 years now, and she is not wife material for him.

Also, that would be truly ****ed up to screw her over like that wearing a Cutler jersey to one of those functions. You may not like her, but if you are at all close with your dad, don't mess around with those tickets, because she will get pissed at you, and take it out on him and he will be pissed at you for giving her reason to b**** at him about your antics.

I wouldnt do something like that without getting her OK beforehand. ;D

brncs_fan
04-06-2009, 07:24 AM
On what day did your dad tell you this? Was it, say, 4 days ago on the first of April?

The Broncos site says that they haven't even had tryouts yet:

http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Cheerleaders/2009/Banners/InsideBanner.jpg

Karenin
04-06-2009, 08:39 AM
http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Cheerleaders/2009/Banners/InsideBanner.jpg

[x] Broncos cheerleaders

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=23962&stc=1&d=1238986884

[ ] Broncos cheerleader

El Guapo
04-06-2009, 08:56 AM
pwnd.

RaiderH8r
04-06-2009, 09:09 AM
a 43 year old cheerleader? seriously?? shouldn't there be an age limit? something like 29 maybe. you know... some sort of Logan's Run type crystal on their hands that lights up when they get north of 29 so they can be weeded out of the auditions easily. ;)

To be fair, most of her body parts are probably less than 2 years old anyway. So there's that...

24champ
04-06-2009, 09:12 AM
On what day did your dad tell you this? Was it, say, 4 days ago on the first of April?

The Broncos site says that they haven't even had tryouts yet:

http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Cheerleaders/2009/Banners/InsideBanner.jpg

That's what I was saying...you've been had SPdirty.

vancejohnson82
04-06-2009, 09:16 AM
can we bring this issue to a resolution???

I've been doing more research on this than the draft

scorpio
04-06-2009, 09:25 AM
Interesting, considering the Denver Broncos Cheerleaders site says tryouts don't even start for another 2 weeks.

Beantown Bronco
04-08-2009, 08:57 AM
5 hours ago I held exactly the same opinion. And if she wouldve told me Id have laughed it off as more bs. But my dad wouldnt pull my, my sisters, and my grandmas leg like that, so guess I have to buy it.

The real question now is this.....what are you going to do to get him back? It better be something good.

broncosteven
04-08-2009, 10:59 AM
It has. Just found out my dad's 43 year old girlfriend,

**** she is older than me.

I do think women hit their peak at 35-40. Some chicks that are smoking hot at 18 never grow into their bodies and look hideous.

Think about the chick who played the mom in Back to the Future. She was smoking hot and now is not even milf material.

RaiderH8r
04-08-2009, 11:03 AM
**** she is older than me.

I do think women hit their peak at 35-40. Some chicks that are smoking hot at 18 never grow into their bodies and look hideous.

Think about the chick who played the mom in Back to the Future. She was smoking hot and now is not even milf material.

When I was in college I found myself the 35-40 demographic, it's great. It's like those women are going through a second infancy; everything they put their hands on they want to stick in their mouth.8')

DomCasual
08-21-2009, 02:35 PM
This thread is, like, really, really good.

Did we ever get an explanation of what really happened? Was the joke on the Mane, or was it on spdirty?

Hotrod
08-21-2009, 02:37 PM
Im actually thinking about dating a Bronco cheerleader. Just need to decide which one.

DHallblows
08-21-2009, 02:54 PM
Just need to decide which one.

What a tough spot. Poor poor bastard :)

TexanBob
08-21-2009, 03:45 PM
I am still tryin to picture myself in a cheerleaders outfit :wiggle:

...while still trying to hide the ankle monitor. :egbgb:

baja
08-21-2009, 03:49 PM
I'm going to try out next year.

Hotrod
08-21-2009, 03:51 PM
I'm going to try out next year.

Im not dating you Baja :giggle:

baja
08-21-2009, 03:55 PM
Damn you really know how to hurt a guy.

521 1N5
08-21-2009, 04:01 PM
43? 43??

baja
08-21-2009, 04:07 PM
Im not dating you Baja :giggle:

Why not I'm rich, I never have PMS and I can't get pregnant.

bronco0608
08-21-2009, 04:14 PM
So, only two black chicks on the squad.

Which one is it?

http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Cheerleaders/2009/09bodyshots/dudley_body_09.jpghttp://www.orangemane.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=23962&stc=1&d=1238986884http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Cheerleaders/2009/09bodyshots/scott_body_09.jpg

Or did his pops pull a fast one on him?

ScottXray
08-21-2009, 06:16 PM
Definitely Not the one on the right. facial features are totally different.

It COULD be the one on the left. Features are pretty similar. And she has a HARD body look like someone older that's in great shape.

Too hard to tell from the first pic. Whats the bio on the bronc site say her age is?

broncosteven
08-21-2009, 07:03 PM
Why not I'm rich, I never have PMS and I can't get pregnant.

I don't know about the PMS part.

Rock Chalk
08-21-2009, 08:02 PM
She must have said she was going to try out...they haven't announced or know who is on the squad because the auditions aren't for a couple weeks.

Or he just made the whole **** up.

Im not buying any 43 year old cheerleader tripe from some douchebag on a message board.

baja
08-21-2009, 08:07 PM
I don't know about the PMS part.

Well OK but it is very infrequent.

Jason in LA
08-21-2009, 08:44 PM
So, only two black chicks on the squad.

Which one is it?

http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Cheerleaders/2009/09bodyshots/dudley_body_09.jpg http://www.denverbroncos.com/resources/custom/Cheerleaders/2009/09bodyshots/scott_body_09.jpg



They can both get it. But the one in the top photo, she gets it twice cause she's super hot! ;D