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Man-Goblin
03-29-2009, 11:11 AM
It's a travesty that his official appreciation thread is in the horse's butt, or I would have bumped it.

http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/ci_12020688

"Coincidentally, Mustard has retired from football, anyway. He has accepted a position as math teacher and varsity boys basketball assistant coach at Bellevue West High School outside Omaha. "

theAPAOps5
03-29-2009, 11:12 AM
Gods speed in your new career Mustard. You were the greatest Bronco to ever been cut 6,789 times....... in one season.

Man-Goblin
03-29-2009, 11:19 AM
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0f8S9YC08X50l/340x.jpg

SureShot
03-29-2009, 11:36 AM
I think someone should go and see if Hotrod is ok.

theAPAOps5
03-29-2009, 11:38 AM
You live the closest, go do a welfare check.

SureShot
03-29-2009, 11:43 AM
You live the closest, go do a welfare check.

I would rather not. I just said that to sound nice.

Br0nc0Buster
03-29-2009, 12:11 PM
Hmm I am confused

Who are we going to cut, and sign, then cut again each year?

Someone needs to step up and fill that role

yerner
03-29-2009, 12:13 PM
Hmm I am confused

Who are we going to cut, and sign, then cut again each year?

Someone needs to step up and fill that role

well, we know it won't be paxton.

DBroncos4life
03-29-2009, 12:20 PM
My brother knows his brother.

OBF1
03-29-2009, 01:35 PM
I bet the School district will Eff with him and tell him he is fired by week 7 of the school year :)

Kaylore
03-29-2009, 01:40 PM
Someone needs to check if Hotrod is on suicide watch.

Florida_Bronco
03-29-2009, 01:52 PM
I'll have to go get his autograph when I get back to Omaha.

theAPAOps5
03-29-2009, 02:23 PM
Sureshot lives the closest he should be going down there.

SureShot
03-29-2009, 02:25 PM
Sureshot lives the closest he should be going down there.

I can't basketball is on. Maybe tomorrow.

theAPAOps5
03-29-2009, 02:27 PM
Sureshot is a chicken ****, scared of seeing a dead Dortoh.......

elsid13
03-29-2009, 02:29 PM
Someone needs to check if Hotrod is on suicide watch.

I'm afraid Hotrod is wearing his snugglie and wandering downtown Denver in alcoholic fog

SureShot
03-29-2009, 02:36 PM
Sureshot is a chicken ****, scared of seeing a dead Dortoh.......

I not scared of that I'm afraid to see this.


23891

theAPAOps5
03-29-2009, 02:51 PM
Point taken sureshot. Point well taken!

Rohirrim
03-29-2009, 02:52 PM
Damn. It's the end of an era. :pity:

SoCalBronco
03-29-2009, 03:36 PM
I'm sorry, Hotrod. :(

broncogary
03-29-2009, 06:18 PM
I'm sure it's just a negotiating ploy by Mustard.

theAPAOps5
03-29-2009, 06:39 PM
I have spoken to Dortoh. He is distraught and shocked. He says he will be opening and office in Denver for the Mustard For Hall of Fame Campaign

Dr. Broncenstein
03-29-2009, 06:52 PM
So now that he is a math teacher, will the kids call him Mr. Mustard?

/raises hand
//Oh Mister Mustard... Mister Must Turd... Meester Musterdo

The possibilities are endless....

Dr. Broncenstein
03-29-2009, 06:54 PM
I have spoken to Dortoh. He is distraught and shocked. He says he will be opening and office in Denver for the Mustard For Hall of Fame Campaign

Dortoh needs to rename his shiatter in honor of his fallen hero.

broncogary
03-29-2009, 06:58 PM
Dortoh needs to rename his shiatter in honor of his fallen hero.

That would be the perfect name, wouldn't it. :thumbsup:

Pony Boy
03-29-2009, 07:12 PM
Just couldn't "cut the mustard any more".

Steve Sewell
03-29-2009, 07:27 PM
Hehe Chad lives like 5 minutes from me. A friend of mine plays golf with him from time to time, nice guy.

rovolution
03-29-2009, 07:47 PM
My condolences to you Hotrod

Killericon
03-29-2009, 08:16 PM
It seems that this thread si less an announcement of his retirement, and more a discovery of it.

thumpc
03-30-2009, 06:53 AM
So now that he is a math teacher, will the kids call him Mr. Mustard?

/raises hand
//Oh Mister Mustard... Mister Must Turd... Meester Musterdo

The possibilities are endless....

Can he help the slow kids ketchup?

Beantown Bronco
03-30-2009, 07:13 AM
I heard that the only reason he retired was because his name was being floated in some trade rumors.

Man-Goblin
03-30-2009, 10:46 AM
Can he help the slow kids ketchup?

Ohhhhh, I get it!

Hotrod
03-30-2009, 03:19 PM
Who???

Orange_Beard
03-30-2009, 08:46 PM
Ring Of Fame Now.

Pick Six
03-30-2009, 08:53 PM
The school is just complying with a law that requires more condim(ent)s in the classroom...:sunshine:

Bronco Yoda
03-30-2009, 08:59 PM
This just in ...the Bellevue West High School just released Chad Mustard from his contract in a cost cutting effort.

bronco militia
03-31-2009, 10:40 AM
mustard goees out like plummer: a quitter

Hotrod
03-31-2009, 10:41 AM
mustard goees out like plummer: a quitter

Your dead to me :nono:

bronco militia
03-31-2009, 10:45 AM
Your dead to me :nono:

Ha!

say it aint so!

Hotrod
03-31-2009, 10:49 AM
Ha!

say it aint so!


http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/sarah-palin-wink.jpg

bronco militia
03-31-2009, 10:51 AM
http://www.televisioninternet.com/news/pictures/sarah-palin-wink.jpg

she's hot! :thumbsup: