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Rohirrim
03-27-2009, 05:37 PM
Hilarious!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Check out the mug shots! Ha!

Punisher
03-27-2009, 05:38 PM
Lmao!

elsid13
03-27-2009, 05:40 PM
The hooker isn't bad looking.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg

Punisher
03-27-2009, 05:40 PM
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Punisher
03-27-2009, 05:42 PM
The hooker isn't bad looking.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg

Monster?

OBF1
03-27-2009, 05:46 PM
I bet the shamwow cleaned up the mess

WOW

Hogan11
03-27-2009, 05:48 PM
slap chop mania!!

SureShot
03-27-2009, 05:51 PM
"Quit having a boring hooker, quit having a boring life".

Punisher
03-27-2009, 05:52 PM
The hooker isn't bad looking.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg

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Hogan11
03-27-2009, 06:02 PM
"You're gonna be in a good mood all day because you'll be slappin' your troubles away!!"

theAPAOps5
03-27-2009, 06:08 PM
"You're gonna be in a good mood all day because you'll be slappin' your troubles away!!"

:spit: thats the first thing I thought when I read the title.

theAPAOps5
03-27-2009, 06:09 PM
Wonder if he said, "Hey camera guy you following me here," when they took his mug shot.

StL Bronc Fan
03-27-2009, 06:23 PM
If you like Fark....
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4294254&startid=49839332

This is comedy gold.

TDmvp
03-27-2009, 06:26 PM
separated at birth ??? or one in the same ???


http://home.att.net/%7Ekidradd/shamwow.jpg

TDmvp
03-27-2009, 06:27 PM
He was like you're gona love my nuts ....

Tombstone RJ
03-27-2009, 06:29 PM
Hilarious!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Check out the mug shots! Ha!

:afro: :wiggle: :spit:

El Minion
03-27-2009, 06:30 PM
"You're gonna be in a good mood all day because you'll be slappin' your troubles away!!"

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Archer81
03-27-2009, 08:21 PM
The chick BIT his tongue? Jesus...


:Broncos:

Inkana7
03-27-2009, 08:22 PM
That's just awesome.

watermock
03-27-2009, 08:31 PM
The chick BIT his tongue? Jesus...


:Broncos:


That's his "money maker"....what if he bit off her clit?

Archer81
03-27-2009, 08:38 PM
That's his "money maker"....what if he bit off her clit?


That would be horrible.


:Broncos:

frerottenextelway
03-27-2009, 09:05 PM
The hooker isn't bad looking.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o58/zamin66/id_hit_it.jpg

lazarus4444
03-27-2009, 09:46 PM
So wait, he didn't even get laid? WTF?

NUB
03-27-2009, 10:21 PM
Slapped her shirt backwards.

Dudeskey
03-27-2009, 10:26 PM
Must've been quite the business dispute...

montrose
03-27-2009, 10:34 PM
Not that I necessarily condone it, but can someone explain to me why prostitution is illegal?

SouthStndJunkie
03-27-2009, 11:21 PM
He looks like he got the worst of the fight.

atomicbloke
03-28-2009, 12:20 AM
Never understood why would famous people even need to turn to hookers..... wouldn't it be much easier for them pick up chicks just like that?

Archer81
03-28-2009, 12:25 AM
Never understood why would famous people even need to turn to hookers..... wouldn't it be much easier for them pick up chicks just like that?

Celebs are real people too...or so I am told. They have the same insecurities and worries we all do...and maybe they dont want the headache of a relationship and just want a source of ass with no questions, and can afford to pay for it.

:Broncos:

cutthemdown
03-28-2009, 01:11 AM
Celebs are real people too...or so I am told. They have the same insecurities and worries we all do...and maybe they dont want the headache of a relationship and just want a source of ass with no questions, and can afford to pay for it.

:Broncos:

hmm you sound smart on this subject.........got a good number and a name I can drop so I can get in on all the killer whores you get?

BroncoMan4ever
03-28-2009, 01:49 AM
why is he being charged with assaulting her? the pictures look like she kicked his ass. that bitch needs to be charged for theft as well. she took his money but returned no booty.

Hogan11
03-28-2009, 06:58 AM
hmm you sound smart on this subject.........got a good number and a name I can drop so I can get in on all the killer whores you get?

Something tells me you might wanna take a pass on any numbers sir may have in ths dept.....unless you feel like exploring that is :rofl:

Spider
03-28-2009, 07:02 AM
Not that I necessarily condone it, but can someone explain to me why prostitution is illegal?

taxes

Spider
03-28-2009, 07:03 AM
Never understood why would famous people even need to turn to hookers..... wouldn't it be much easier for them pick up chicks just like that?

Hookers dont tell wives ......

TheReverend
03-28-2009, 08:55 AM
Hookers dont tell wives ......

Listen to the man. It's why he tells his wife he makes half of what he really makes. ;)

Dudeskey
03-28-2009, 08:55 AM
Hookers dont tell wives ......

LOL whore - client priveledge...

tsiguy96
03-28-2009, 09:02 AM
Not that I necessarily condone it, but can someone explain to me why prostitution is illegal?

many of this countries laws are based upon christian moral values, instead of being based on the constitution. and stuff.

Kaylore
03-28-2009, 09:13 AM
Not that I necessarily condone it, but can someone explain to me why prostitution is illegal?

Health concerns and moral concerns as well.

tsiguy96
03-28-2009, 09:14 AM
Health concerns and moral concerns as well.

then the question comes: since when is it the govt's job to tell a person what they can and cannot do with their own body...the govt should not be making laws for moral reasons.

HEAV
03-28-2009, 09:38 AM
NSFW


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brKBB7Y6jdQ

Los Broncos
03-28-2009, 09:55 AM
I wonder if he used a Smam wow to clean up the mess.

BroncsRule
03-28-2009, 10:11 AM
Vince broke one of the Golden Rules:

"Never, Ever Stick Your Tongue in a Prostitute."

crawdad
03-28-2009, 10:23 AM
Well, I wonder if she bit his dick!

Kaylore
03-28-2009, 10:58 AM
then the question comes: since when is it the govt's job to tell a person what they can and cannot do with their own body...the govt should not be making laws for moral reasons.

I'm just answering the man's question.

Hogan11
03-28-2009, 11:15 AM
then the question comes: since when is it the govt's job to tell a person what they can and cannot do with their own body...the govt should not be making laws for moral reasons.

Welcome to the Libertarian Party...pay your $25.00 dues, sign the pledge to be isolationist and they'll mail you your official membership card in three to five weeks Ha!

tsiguy96
03-28-2009, 11:21 AM
Welcome to the Libertarian Party...pay your $25.00 dues, sign the pledge to be isolationist and they'll mail you your official membership card in three to five weeks Ha!

i like the root word there atleast. too bad theres nothing isolationist about libertarian values.

Mogulseeker
03-28-2009, 11:34 AM
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Bronx33
03-28-2009, 11:36 AM
Next promotion ( the tougue-wow tougue stitcher)

Hogan11
03-28-2009, 11:37 AM
i like the root word there atleast. too bad theres nothing isolationist about libertarian values.

Non-interventionist I ment, cuse me.

tsiguy96
03-28-2009, 11:38 AM
Non-interventionist I ment, cuse me.

there you go :)

you leave us alone, well leave you alone! makes sense...

Archer81
03-28-2009, 11:43 AM
hmm you sound smart on this subject.........got a good number and a name I can drop so I can get in on all the killer whores you get?


Sure, but I dont think these are hookers you'd neccesarily wanna get into bed with...hahahaha


:Broncos:

HILife
03-28-2009, 11:56 AM
Slapped her shirt backwards.

AND inside out. Wonder what she was doing?:spit:

HILife
03-28-2009, 11:56 AM
Hilarious!

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Check out the mug shots! Ha!

shamPOW!!!!11!!1!!1!!

HILife
03-28-2009, 11:58 AM
hmm you sound smart on this subject.........got a good number and a name I can drop so I can get in on all the killer whores you get?

Will they give me a discount?

cutthemdown
03-28-2009, 12:18 PM
Sure, but I dont think these are hookers you'd neccesarily wanna get into bed with...hahahaha


:Broncos:

:pimp:

cutthemdown
03-28-2009, 12:20 PM
Will they give me a discount?

Ballers don't need no stinkin discount!!!!!!!:pimp:

Arkie
03-28-2009, 01:17 PM
The chick BIT his tongue? Jesus...


:Broncos:

The crazy drunk ShamWow guy has to be rich, right? So, the crazy ho slap chopped his tongue. She wants to get rich too. It seemed smart at the time given she was drunk too.

Bronx33
03-28-2009, 01:33 PM
The crazy drunk ShamWow guy has to be rich, right? So, the crazy ho slap chopped his tongue. She wants to get rich too. It seemed smart at the time given she was drunk too.



Maybe the bitch was getting even for having to watch those mind numbing stupid commercials LOL

Rabb
03-28-2009, 03:04 PM
She is probably German, you know the German's make good stuff

that or she but him because he said he couldn't do this all day

Kaylore
03-30-2009, 12:19 PM
Bump for Pontias pirate.

dbfan21
03-30-2009, 12:46 PM
LOL That is unreal! Man, he looks rough in his mugshot...

Beej
03-30-2009, 12:55 PM
Get ready for a bunch of "Tham-wow" commercials!

oubronco
03-30-2009, 12:56 PM
1-800-smack a Hoe

broncswin
03-30-2009, 01:04 PM
The hooker isn't bad looking.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg



Looks like a guard must of got a little too, her shirts on backwards in the 1st shot:thumbsup:

Punisher
03-30-2009, 01:05 PM
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bronco militia
03-30-2009, 01:52 PM
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/3728/shamgirl2.jpg

Tombstone RJ
03-30-2009, 02:16 PM
Wow, looks like the hooker got the beat up pretty badly. Hope she gotta good pimp/lawyer...

Punisher
03-30-2009, 02:27 PM
Good looking Hookers make the most money,Crazy Hookers are the ones will never forget. LOL

Bronx33
03-30-2009, 03:52 PM
http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/3728/shamgirl2.jpg


well all i can say is SHAMWOW! that tramp took some shots! this will be a very expensive peice of a**.

Popps
03-30-2009, 03:54 PM
Wait, I'm confused. Her eye is swollen shut in one pic and looks almost untouched in the other. Is that a recent mugshot or an old one?

Bronx33
03-30-2009, 03:57 PM
Wait, I'm confused. Her eye is swollen shut in one pic and looks almost untouched in the other. Is that a recent mugshot or an old one?


Iam guess the first one is a previous mug shot/arrest.

Popps
03-30-2009, 03:59 PM
Wow. Busy girl.

That's a serious shot the guy got in. Eyes swell up easily, but he had to connect pretty hard to do that. How could he fully connect like that if he was only trying to remove her from biting his tongue?

Bronx33
03-30-2009, 04:03 PM
Wow. Busy girl.

That's a serious shot the guy got in. Eyes swell up easily, but he had to connect pretty hard to do that. How could he fully connect like that if he was only trying to remove her from biting his tongue?


Iam going to guess after he finally got her to let go he beat the crap out of her.

TexanBob
03-30-2009, 08:11 PM
TSG says the photos of the hooker shown were past mugshots from 2005 and 2008. Her post-Shlomi photos were not nearly as sexy - unless your thing is girls with red bloodied eyes and swollen cheeks.

She started out cute. Hate to imagine what she'll look like in another dozen years. If she's still living.

slyinky
03-30-2009, 09:36 PM
I'm wondering if she has a 'Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman' rule about kissing and took exception after he forced his tongue into her mouth.

HEAV
04-03-2009, 10:24 PM
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TDmvp
04-06-2009, 01:39 AM
The Sham Wow guy is also some crap comic who wrote that movie that is also crap called The Underground Comedy Movie that was sold on tv in girls gone wild type infomercials .... He made the movie , couldn't sell it , and got the idea from seeing GGW ads , and sold his movie on tv with ads and then moved on to just straight tv sales ...


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Underground_Comedy_Movie


Underground Comedy Movie trailer
<embed id="VideoPlayback" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=6769965671059447928&hl=en&fs=true" style="width:400px;height:326px" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed>




NSFW .... or your IQ in general ... Vince Offer singing I Hate L.A. ...
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oubronco
04-06-2009, 07:08 AM
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ROFL! LOL Hilarious!

T henry rulz
04-06-2009, 07:26 AM
The hooker isn't bad looking.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg

A face only a Donkey fan could love. Hell after looking at Elway, and Sharpe, this ho probably does look good.

Captain 'Dre
04-06-2009, 07:31 AM
The hooker isn't bad looking.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg

You gotta like that she has her shirt on inside-out and backwards. (note tag on shirt in pic on left). Ha! Ha! Ha!