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Garcia Bronco
03-27-2009, 08:36 AM
DENVER—The Broncos' front office continues to rebuff trade overtures from the New York Jets, who persist in their attempts to trade a clothing-store mannequin draped with a Brett Favre No. 4 Jets jersey, Jets sweatpants, and a well-worn Southern Miss Golden Eagles ball cap for Jay Cutler. "Look, we can tell that's not really Favre, okay?" Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels told Jets executives during a video conferencing call Wednesday. "It's made of plastic, it keeps slipping down in the chair, and that's obviously you talking out of the corner of your mouth. Jay's not on the table, all right? I gotta go." The Jets refuse to drop their offer and have sweetened it with the addition of a dog in a Jerricho Cotchery jersey.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/jets_attempt_to_trade

Smiling Assassin27
03-27-2009, 08:39 AM
See, if they had dressed the mannequin in

real. comfortable. jeans.

a deal would already be in place.

HILife
03-27-2009, 09:47 AM
See, if they had dressed the mannequin in

real. comfortable. jeans.

a deal would already be in place.

http://www.wrangler.com/pages/promotions/wr_07pr_favretd/promo/wr_07pr_favre_a.jpg

Br0nc0Buster
03-27-2009, 09:59 AM
DENVER—The Broncos' front office continues to rebuff trade overtures from the New York Jets, who persist in their attempts to trade a clothing-store mannequin draped with a Brett Favre No. 4 Jets jersey, Jets sweatpants, and a well-worn Southern Miss Golden Eagles ball cap for Jay Cutler. "Look, we can tell that's not really Favre, okay?" Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels told Jets executives during a video conferencing call Wednesday. "It's made of plastic, it keeps slipping down in the chair, and that's obviously you talking out of the corner of your mouth. Jay's not on the table, all right? I gotta go." The Jets refuse to drop their offer and have sweetened it with the addition of a dog in a Jerricho Cotchery jersey.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/jets_attempt_to_trade

It really all depends on what kind of dog it is.
If it is a purebreed, then we may have to throw in Scheffler as well