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sisterhellfyre
03-26-2009, 10:20 PM
Bronco fans beware!

Josh McDoo-Doo, formerly of the New England Pastriots, has been hired as head coach. McFr*khead has the potential to totally destroy the Denver Broncos as you have known them for the last fifty years. ESPN, Fox Sports, CBS, every NFL rumor site on the Internet, and leading climate researchers all testify to this grim reality. The sad truth is that McDaniels cannot be stopped, he will not change his mind, and he never gives up. He will waive or trade every player you recognize on the Broncos roster -- and not just once, but multiple times. Yes, Bronco fans, you are about to have an entire team made up of Chad Mustard clones.

In addition to this iniquity, Josh McJerkface will follow the lead of that immortally evil Sith Lord, Darth Belicheat, to hopelessly corrupt every facet of the Broncos organization. He will force straight shots of the finest Canadian whiskey down Pat Bowlen's throat. He will cut off the media from all their contacts in Dove Valley. He will have sex with the secretaries (even the male ones), substitute axle grease for the floor wax in the janitor's closet, and chase the groundskeepers with their own riding lawnmowers.

Josh McPoopyhead will use subspace field harmonics, keyed to patterns of interstellar background radio noise, to inflict pain and suffering on Bronco fans for all eternity. These are just a few examples of the torments he will inflict:

* He will change the colors of sunsets so they are no longer blue and orange.

* He will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, erase and reformat the hard drive in your computer, and scratch any CDs or DVDs you try to play -- all by long distance.

* He will recalibrate your refrigerator thermostat so all your ice cream goes melty.

* He will give your phone number and address to your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend, so he can come over and "get even" with you for what you put her through.

* He will mix Koolaid in your beer and Jello in your toilet tank.

* He will put a dead kitten in your oven and turn it up to the self-cleaning cycle.

* He will make you fall in love with a penguin.

* He will give you nightmares about circus midgets.

* He will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off your eyebrows while you sleep.

* He will date your current girlfriend (or wife) behind your back, then bill dinner and the hotel room to your credit card.

* He will seduce your grandmother. It doesn't matter if she's dead.

* He will leave hot, sexy messages on your boss's voicemail -- in your voice.

* He will move your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it.

To avoid this suffering this terrible fate, just follow these four easy steps:

1. Turn off your television, throw a brick thru the screen, and never buy another TV of any kind.

2. Give all your Broncos paraphernalia (yes, even your John Elway teddy bear) to the next homeless person you see on the street.

3. Stick your fingers in your ears, close your eyes, and chant "LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA" at the top of your lungs until you rupture your vocal cords.

And please, above all else and whatever you do... remember the children. Do it for them. Before it's too late.

Regards,
m.

baja
03-26-2009, 10:31 PM
OK but will he win!!!




Good stuff M.

BowlenBall
03-26-2009, 10:33 PM
Soooo.... seems there's still a thriving drug scene in Portland, eh?

Don't take the brown acid, or you might fall in love with a penguin, have nightmares about circus midgets, and set your franchise back 5 years:

http://www.myjgd.com/jgdi/Penguins_LovePenguins-lilpenguinshop-1515397.gif

http://www.artconspiracy.com/files/2144117475/midget.jpg

http://broncotalk.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/joshmcdevil.jpg

BroncoMan4ever
03-26-2009, 10:53 PM
Don't Drink And Post!!!

ZONA
03-26-2009, 11:10 PM
Like I said before, as long as all these d bags who come on here and rag on McD when he hasn't even coached a single game yet, just do us all a favor and be a man and show up here and eat crow when this team is in the playoffs in 2 years. Ahh, but we know you won't. Your the kind that just loves to rag on people and when you are wrong, you just jump on that wagon like everybody else. Those kind of people make me sick.

Dudeskey
03-26-2009, 11:16 PM
Bronco fans beware!

Josh McDoo-Doo, formerly of the New England Pastriots, has been hired as head coach. McFr*khead has the potential to totally destroy the Denver Broncos as you have known them for the last fifty years. ESPN, Fox Sports, CBS, every NFL rumor site on the Internet, and leading climate researchers all testify to this grim reality. The sad truth is that McDaniels cannot be stopped, he will not change his mind, and he never gives up. He will waive or trade every player you recognize on the Broncos roster -- and not just once, but multiple times. Yes, Bronco fans, you are about to have an entire team made up of Chad Mustard clones.

In addition to this iniquity, Josh McJerkface will follow the lead of that immortally evil Sith Lord, Darth Belicheat, to hopelessly corrupt every facet of the Broncos organization. He will force straight shots of the finest Canadian whiskey down Pat Bowlen's throat. He will cut off the media from all their contacts in Dove Valley. He will have sex with the secretaries (even the male ones), substitute axle grease for the floor wax in the janitor's closet, and chase the groundskeepers with their own riding lawnmowers.

Josh McPoopyhead will use subspace field harmonics, keyed to patterns of interstellar background radio noise, to inflict pain and suffering on Bronco fans for all eternity. These are just a few examples of the torments he will inflict:

* He will change the colors of sunsets so they are no longer blue and orange.

* He will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, erase and reformat the hard drive in your computer, and scratch any CDs or DVDs you try to play -- all by long distance.

* He will recalibrate your refrigerator thermostat so all your ice cream goes melty.

* He will give your phone number and address to your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend, so he can come over and "get even" with you for what you put her through.

* He will mix Koolaid in your beer and Jello in your toilet tank.

* He will put a dead kitten in your oven and turn it up to the self-cleaning cycle.

* He will make you fall in love with a penguin.

* He will give you nightmares about circus midgets.

* He will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off your eyebrows while you sleep.

* He will date your current girlfriend (or wife) behind your back, then bill dinner and the hotel room to your credit card.

* He will seduce your grandmother. It doesn't matter if she's dead.

* He will leave hot, sexy messages on your boss's voicemail -- in your voice.

* He will move your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it.

To avoid this suffering this terrible fate, just follow these four easy steps:

1. Turn off your television, throw a brick thru the screen, and never buy another TV of any kind.

2. Give all your Broncos paraphernalia (yes, even your John Elway teddy bear) to the next homeless person you see on the street.

3. Stick your fingers in your ears, close your eyes, and chant "LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA" at the top of your lungs until you rupture your vocal cords.

And please, above all else and whatever you do... remember the children. Do it for them. Before it's too late.

Regards,
m.

I think that horse @ the Denver airport is his fault too ;D
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3284/2852174639_5ebf1ae853.jpg

Killericon
03-26-2009, 11:22 PM
I think that horse @ the Denver airport is his fault too ;D
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3284/2852174639_5ebf1ae853.jpg

What the hell is that thing?!? I think it's gonna haunt my dreams.

ZachKC
03-26-2009, 11:41 PM
....and I feel fine.

ZachKC
03-26-2009, 11:42 PM
I think that horse @ the Denver airport is his fault too ;D
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3284/2852174639_5ebf1ae853.jpg

Wow that is creepy. My life is now fragmented into two parts. Life before that horse and whatever pieces I put together for life after that horse. BH AND AH if you will.

*shudder*

DHallblows
03-26-2009, 11:48 PM
That horse is the sh!t.
Period.

Dudeskey
03-26-2009, 11:58 PM
Wow that is creepy. My life is now fragmented into two parts. Life before that horse and whatever pieces I put together for life after that horse. BH AND AH if you will.

*shudder*

Strngley enough, the artist that made the horse was killed by a piece of the sculpture that fell on him...

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_8234829?source=bb

OBF1
03-27-2009, 12:40 AM
I like twinkies and milk

BroncoMan4ever
03-27-2009, 12:44 AM
Like I said before, as long as all these d bags who come on here and rag on McD when he hasn't even coached a single game yet, just do us all a favor and be a man and show up here and eat crow when this team is in the playoffs in 2 years. Ahh, but we know you won't. Your the kind that just loves to rag on people and when you are wrong, you just jump on that wagon like everybody else. Those kind of people make me sick.

hey man i know exactly what you are talking about and as one of the people on this board who truly feels that McDaniels is a retard and that i would like to see him fired and don't think he is going to do anything of any good for the team, i will be the 1st to come back and ready to eat crow if he actually accomplishes anything of note for this franchise.

although, if he trades Jay i retain the right to forever think of him as a retard

watermock
03-27-2009, 01:35 AM
Fifteen years after Luis Jimenez began sculpting the rearing mustang that later fell and killed him, the towering statue is taking its place on Peņa Boulevard.

Workers on Monday began assembling the 32-foot-tall fiberglass work on a median outside Denver International Airport.

Jimenez died June 13, 2006, when a large piece of the sculpture — titled "Mustang" — slipped from the hoist he used to move it and pinned him against a steel beam in his studio in Hondo, N.M.

Denver officials commissioned "Mustang" from Jimenez in 1992.

But its completion was plagued by delays. Jimenez missed four deadlines — the latest only days before he died.

"All that was left was the paint, and there was a little bit of concern about how to handle that, said Kendall Peterson, public art administrator in the Denver Office of Cultural Affairs. "His studio — his son — ended up finishing the painting with colors mixed in his records, so it can be considered Luis' work."



There are alot of things about DIA that are disturbing.

http://www.leotanguma.com/jpg/cross.jpg

http://www.quoteznet.net/diamurallargeview_files/image003.jpg

http://media.phoenixnewtimes.com/1257153.47.jpg

"New World Airport"?

Man-Goblin
03-27-2009, 04:51 AM
I think that horse @ the Denver airport is his fault too ;D
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3284/2852174639_5ebf1ae853.jpg

At least it's anatomically correct...

Traveler
03-27-2009, 05:11 AM
Bronco fans beware!

Josh McDoo-Doo, formerly of the New England Pastriots, has been hired as head coach. McFr*khead has the potential to totally destroy the Denver Broncos as you have known them for the last fifty years. ESPN, Fox Sports, CBS, every NFL rumor site on the Internet, and leading climate researchers all testify to this grim reality. The sad truth is that McDaniels cannot be stopped, he will not change his mind, and he never gives up. He will waive or trade every player you recognize on the Broncos roster -- and not just once, but multiple times. Yes, Bronco fans, you are about to have an entire team made up of Chad Mustard clones.

In addition to this iniquity, Josh McJerkface will follow the lead of that immortally evil Sith Lord, Darth Belicheat, to hopelessly corrupt every facet of the Broncos organization. He will force straight shots of the finest Canadian whiskey down Pat Bowlen's throat. He will cut off the media from all their contacts in Dove Valley. He will have sex with the secretaries (even the male ones), substitute axle grease for the floor wax in the janitor's closet, and chase the groundskeepers with their own riding lawnmowers.

Josh McPoopyhead will use subspace field harmonics, keyed to patterns of interstellar background radio noise, to inflict pain and suffering on Bronco fans for all eternity. These are just a few examples of the torments he will inflict:

* He will change the colors of sunsets so they are no longer blue and orange.

* He will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, erase and reformat the hard drive in your computer, and scratch any CDs or DVDs you try to play -- all by long distance.

* He will recalibrate your refrigerator thermostat so all your ice cream goes melty.

* He will give your phone number and address to your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend, so he can come over and "get even" with you for what you put her through.

* He will mix Koolaid in your beer and Jello in your toilet tank.

* He will put a dead kitten in your oven and turn it up to the self-cleaning cycle.

* He will make you fall in love with a penguin.

* He will give you nightmares about circus midgets.

* He will pour sugar in your gas tank and shave off your eyebrows while you sleep.

* He will date your current girlfriend (or wife) behind your back, then bill dinner and the hotel room to your credit card.

* He will seduce your grandmother. It doesn't matter if she's dead.

* He will leave hot, sexy messages on your boss's voicemail -- in your voice.

* He will move your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it.

To avoid this suffering this terrible fate, just follow these four easy steps:

1. Turn off your television, throw a brick thru the screen, and never buy another TV of any kind.

2. Give all your Broncos paraphernalia (yes, even your John Elway teddy bear) to the next homeless person you see on the street.

3. Stick your fingers in your ears, close your eyes, and chant "LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA" at the top of your lungs until you rupture your vocal cords.

And please, above all else and whatever you do... remember the children. Do it for them. Before it's too late.

Regards,
m.


http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii273/Papi728/MISC/drama_queen.jpg

TheReverend
03-27-2009, 05:52 AM
At least it's anatomically correct...

Tail, I'd guess?

Man-Goblin
03-27-2009, 05:59 AM
Tail, I'd guess?

No. I've seen it in person before.

Right before you drive past it there's a sign that says, "Welcome to Denver! Here's a giant horse cock to look at."

ant1999e
03-27-2009, 06:07 AM
Where is Blueflame? Surely she will fine this inappropriate.

socalorado
03-27-2009, 06:09 AM
Soooo.... seems there's still a thriving drug scene in Portland, eh?

Don't take the brown acid, or you might fall in love with a penguin, have nightmares about circus midgets, and set your franchise back 5 years:

http://www.myjgd.com/jgdi/Penguins_LovePenguins-lilpenguinshop-1515397.gif

http://www.artconspiracy.com/files/2144117475/midget.jpg

http://broncotalk.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/joshmcdevil.jpg

Man, WTF!
Its waaay to early for that Sh!t!!
I swear, any of you that think aliens exist but just cant prove it, well here ya go...

Mogulseeker
03-27-2009, 06:21 AM
At least it's anatomically correct...

http://www.evildiahorse.com/

http://crash.smugmug.com/photos/470891337_J36Wp-L.jpg

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?sid=d10cfce58941815f9584582defa6e5aa&gid=46452866636#/group.php?gid=46452866636