Who Would You Cast to Play Jay in a Movie?

[Rohirrim]

I was thinking of American movie stars throughout history who have personified what it means to be an American hero in modern history. First, there were the cowboy heros - Gary Cooper, John Wayne - who were upright, honest and true blue. Then you had the reluctant, wise cracking American hero, like Humphrey Bogart who kept saying he didn't give a damn about anything, but saves the day in the end. We also had the moral hero, like Gregory Peck playing Atticus Finch. Then you had the Clint Eastwood type. Stoical. Quiet. All business. No bs. Then, I suppose the modern guy is a mixture - the Bruce Willis type - a lot of jokes, a lot of bull****, but comes through when he's needed. Yippie kay yay, mofo. ;D

I'm thinking Elway would definitely be the John Wayne type. Hell, he even walked like him and got nicknamed, "Duke" just like the original. So which American hero would play Jay in the movies?

[TheElusiveKyleOrton]

John Cusack. Sorta whiney, a little too introspective and easily bruised, but still a decent guy when he figures out how to do the right thing.

http://moviemusings.com/images/highfidelity.jpg

[Rigs11]

http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes1203/dumb53.jpeg

[TheDave]

nick nolte...

[Hotrod]

Either Lex or TheDave

[Beantown Bronco]

Wilford Brimley

[PRBronco]

Meryl Streep, she can cover the range of fake emotions, and also has the required vajayjay. And let's face it, Meryl's great.

[Rohirrim]

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Jeff-Daniels-Dumb-and-Dumber.7.jpg
I was thinking Jeff Daniels.

[TheDave]

Either Lex or TheDave

No way... I have a MUCH stronger arm than Jay. I ain't taking heat off of my fastball for nobody. ;D

[Inkana7]

Keanu Reeves.

[Popps]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/7539M%7EThe-Three-Stooges-Moe-Posters.jpg

[Beantown Bronco]

I changed my mind.

I'm going with Philip Rivers.

[Popcorn Sutton]

http://www.lwwdc.org/Spicoli3.jpg

[Flex Gunmetal]

The obvious answer is emilio estevez circa the breakfast club.

[Pontius Pirate]

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/burkeb.jpg

[Rohirrim]

Then, of course, there's the obvious choice:

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/34/63/1892016645.0.0.0x0.432x305.jpeg

[Smiling Assassin27]

http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:4DI6cBEQfue0tM:http://www.eagleparbirdie.com/50226711/bill%2520murray.jpg

[Pony Boy]

The Beaver

[SouthStndJunkie]

Harland Williams

[philiptr2]

The Kid from "2 and a Half Men". He's a dead-ringer.

http://www.buddytv.com/artist-photos/Angus%20T.%20Jones-1966/Angus%20T.%20Jones-3599225.jpghttp://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/cutler.jpg

[CBF1]

Erkel

[Beantown Bronco]

How about this guy:

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[broncswin]

Josh McDaniels of Course

[WyoLaw]

The Kid from "2 and a Half Men". He's a dead-ringer.

http://www.buddytv.com/artist-photos/Angus%20T.%20Jones-1966/Angus%20T.%20Jones-3599225.jpghttp://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/cutler.jpg


This is the best one. Although the kid dresses better than Jay.

[BigPlayShay]

This guy. Dead ringer:

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t241/natestl/itspidermanlol1.gif

[Smiling Assassin27]

The Kid from "2 and a Half Men". He's a dead-ringer.

http://www.buddytv.com/artist-photos/Angus%20T.%20Jones-1966/Angus%20T.%20Jones-3599225.jpghttp://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/cutler.jpg

winner:~ohyah!:

[broncswin]

http://imgtn2.ask.com/ts?t=16637211135626120138&pid=23296&ppid=6

OH YA

[sirhcyennek81]

http://tinyurl.com/6fyg7



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[Cool Breeze]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WCrIotSdkFA/SPSxTfY2VTI/AAAAAAAAAhk/swhOXr3aMpg/s320/columbus

[WolfpackGuy]

http://www.frontrowking.com/Concert_Tickets/Pics/ron-white.jpg

I know who could play Bowlen.

[philiptr2]

winner:~ohyah!:

I can't take all the credit. Somebody on the mane (can't remember who) has mentioned the similarities of the two in the past.

I just put it into pictures...

[Bladerunner]

http://www.frontrowking.com/Concert_Tickets/Pics/ron-white.jpg

I know who could play Bowlen.

lol..."i wasn't drunk in public..."

[Pontius Pirate]

http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/10/dawson-crying.jpg

[Hulamau]

Eddie Munster

[vindico]

Jay Cutler
http://www.johnozoroff.co.uk/images/john_lennon.jpg

Jake Plummer
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sb_ibiZ5f8o/Ry5F-0kyx8I/AAAAAAAAADo/i9zAK7H3qYw/s200/Get+Back.jpg

[Rohirrim]

Jay Cutler
http://www.johnozoroff.co.uk/images/john_lennon.jpg

Blasphemy!

[Bronx33]

Snarf from the thunder cats
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/3510/snarfv.jpg

[MrPappagiorgio]

I was thinking about Corky

http://www.mygtv.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/corky.jpg

[vindico]

Blasphemy!

You have a point. Lennon was more popular than Jesus, but remember we are talking bout THE Jay Cutler. You may only refer to him as thy Lord from now on.

[BuckinKaeding]

This thread rules.

[Bronx33]

This thread rules.


Fillup is still a fudge packer.

[spdirty]

http://www.frontrowking.com/Concert_Tickets/Pics/ron-white.jpg

I know who could play Bowlen.

LOL



For Cutler, Im thinking Reggie Rivers.

[Pontius Pirate]

I was thinking about Corky

http://www.mygtv.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/corky.jpg

really? where did you get that idea? page 1?

[maher_tyler]

You have a point. Lennon was more popular than Jesus, but remember we are talking bout THE Jay Cutler. You may only refer to him as thy Lord from now on.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Rep

[DenverBrit]

http://www.johnmariani.com/archive/2007/070401/huey.gif

[Captain 'Dre]

Ken Stabler. :Ha!:

[Gort]

Scheffler & Cutler when they found out Shanny had been fired.

http://www.timdrussell.com/images/blog/MichaelMcKean_Lenny1.JPG

[Punisher]

The Night of the killer Emo

[Gort]

this kid should play Cutler in the movie. at least in the drunk scenes. ;)

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[Punisher]

McDickhole and Cutler star in
Punch Drunk Love:via FOX 31

[epicSocialism4tw]

This thread rules.

...rules in gayness.

Let's cast an actor for Jay Culter!1!1!!! L-O-LS!

:slapsilly

[hambone13]

I was thinking about Corky

http://www.mygtv.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/corky.jpg

I was falling out of my chair laughing when I saw this. Especially since the only episode I know anything about is the one where Corky's dad left him in the kitchen alone to cook and he burned the house down.......

awful, just awful....

[Broncomutt]

Kenny ****in' Powers!

You're ****ing Out! I'm ****ing In!

[Rohirrim]

...rules in gayness.



I wouldn't know, but I guess I can't argue with an expert.

[epicSocialism4tw]

I was thinking about Corky

http://www.mygtv.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/corky.jpg

Barack? Is that you president Obama?

[OABB]

Barack? Is that you president Obama?

lamest. joke. ever.

[epicSocialism4tw]

I wouldn't know, but I guess I can't argue with an expert.

I dont know...youre the guy who had the idea to approach this topic as would a theater queen.

Casting Rohirrim:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LOIxuPcfkpw/Rfnw7iXj_yI/AAAAAAAAABs/9Yul46FXtNA/s400/PeterVelvetByardFlyHigh_939h%5B1%5D.jpeg

[Rohirrim]

I dont know...youre the guy who had the idea to approach this topic as would a theater queen.

Casting Rohirrim:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LOIxuPcfkpw/Rfnw7iXj_yI/AAAAAAAAABs/9Yul46FXtNA/s400/PeterVelvetByardFlyHigh_939h%5B1%5D.jpeg

I'm surprised you didn't jump right in. After all, you are the official Orange Mane drama queen.

[Chris]

Wilford Brimley

the diabetis.

[epicSocialism4tw]

I'm surprised you didn't jump right in. After all, you are the official Orange Mane drama queen.

Rohirrim displaying his swordweilding talents...he's always playing a "role"...
http://www.searchenginelowdown.com/uploaded_images/Geek-712146.jpg

[epicSocialism4tw]

http://www.stygiandreams.com/images/april_06_5.jpg

Rohirrim and his band of merry role players are afoot in the wood!

[Rohirrim]

Why, drama llama, I can't believe you would, once again, completely lose yourself in over-reaction. The love for the Cutler God is strong in this one, Obi Wan.

[PAUonePUNCH]

You gota go with the original Cutler and cast Ryan Leaf.

[Old No. 7]

How's about Brodie Croyle? I just noticed that Jay has the same horrendous "Bama Bangs" as Brokie, me thinks it to be box office GOLD! :rofl:

[Beantown Bronco]

How's about Brodie Croyle? I just noticed that Jay has the same horrendous "Bama Bangs" as Brokie, me thinks it to be box office GOLD! :rofl:

Beantown Bronco Rule #42 - any mention of Brodie Croyle has to be accompanied by a picture of his wife or it goes ignored.

[LonghornBronco]

The bad guy in no country for old men.

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ap_no_country_071210_ms.jpg

[baja]

I was thinking of American movie stars throughout history who have personified what it means to be an American hero in modern history. First, there were the cowboy heros - Gary Cooper, John Wayne - who were upright, honest and true blue. Then you had the reluctant, wise cracking American hero, like Humphrey Bogart who kept saying he didn't give a damn about anything, but saves the day in the end. We also had the moral hero, like Gregory Peck playing Atticus Finch. Then you had the Clint Eastwood type. Stoical. Quiet. All business. No bs. Then, I suppose the modern guy is a mixture - the Bruce Willis type - a lot of jokes, a lot of bull****, but comes through when he's needed. Yippie kay yay, mofo. ;D

I'm thinking Elway would definitely be the John Wayne type. Hell, he even walked like him and got nicknamed, "Duke" just like the original. So which American hero would play Jay in the movies?

Jerry Lewis

[baja]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/urbanretro/urbanretro3/Beetlejuice.jpg

[Old No. 7]

The resemblance is downright creepy:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/SUag1AvrMaI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/VZKFNuw9AuE/s320/jarjar.jpg

[Bronco Bob]

Gotta go with a Coloradoan.

[Taco John]

Jay Cutler
http://www.johnozoroff.co.uk/images/john_lennon.jpg

Jake Plummer
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sb_ibiZ5f8o/Ry5F-0kyx8I/AAAAAAAAADo/i9zAK7H3qYw/s200/Get+Back.jpg


Nice! :thumbs:

[sirhcyennek81]

http://tinyurl.com/c7kph3


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[BroncoMan4ever]

Beantown Bronco Rule #42 - any mention of Brodie Croyle has to be accompanied by a picture of his wife or it goes ignored.


i don't know who i hate more

Brodie Croyle for this
http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/Picture%2019(40).png

or

Tim Tebow for this
http://liberalvaluesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/tebow-and-girlfriend.jpg

[JJJ]

23835

Jets fans would approve.

[BroncoBuff]

John Cusack. Sorta whiney, a little too introspective and easily bruised, but still a decent guy when he figures out how to do the right thing.

http://moviemusings.com/images/highfidelity.jpg

Hey ... we agree on something, Senator.

I love John Cusack. Part of "The Grifters" was shot a ouple blocks from my law school on Wilshire Boulevard in LA. CLASSIC film, much better than anything in his teen angst catalogue.

[Los Broncos]

I would cast myself, he's got nothing on me.

[Florida_Bronco]

i don't know who i hate more

Brodie Croyle for this
http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/Picture%2019(40).png

or

Tim Tebow for this
http://liberalvaluesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/tebow-and-girlfriend.jpg

Tebow, by far.

[TDmvp]

Since the first time i seen Jay I always thought he looked like the little kid from Two and a Half Men grew up ... LOL

this clip KILLS ME ...

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I'd see Jay and just hear that song in my head LOL ... silly yes i know ...
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http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/angus.jpg

[Blueflame]

Clearly this forum is deficient in Jay-Cutler-bashing threads. ::) Someone had best start 50 or so more.

[SPORTSWRITER]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/7539M%7EThe-Three-Stooges-Moe-Posters.jpg

Now that is hilarious! Hilarious!

And Larry could play Xman, and Curly could play Josh! I wonder though, do you think any of 'em are well enough preserved?? What the heck, I say dig 'em up! At worst we could do a documentary called "Crisis at Crow Valley." The Stooges wouldn't even have to speak. The real Pat Bowlen could narrate. Wow, this could be big!! 8')

[sirhcyennek81]

http://tinyurl.com/cjw83c

<a href="http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=718" target="_blank">Jim Carrey - Vera De Milo</a>


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[BroncoMan4ever]

Tebow, by far.

true, but Tebow has won the Heisman at least and national championships, so it is understandable how he was able to land a chick that hot and with a rack like that.

but the winless wonder, i just can't figure out how he pulled that off.

[ol number 7]

Now that is hilarious! Hilarious!

And Larry could play Xman, and Curly could play Josh! I wonder though, do you think any of 'em are well enough preserved?? What the heck, I say dig 'em up! At worst we could do a documentary called "Crisis at Crow Valley." The Stooges wouldn't even have to speak. The real Pat Bowlen could narrate. Wow, this could be big!! 8')


Bus Cook portrayed by Gilbert Godfrey

Jay Cutler by Larry Mondello on Leave it to Beaver

[Rohirrim]

Clearly this forum is deficient in Jay-Cutler-bashing threads. ::) Someone had best start 50 or so more.

Ban it to the Butt. You have the power. :wiggle:

[Drek]

Ashton Kutcher

http://hotholliwood.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/ashton_kutcher300.jpg

[Old No. 7]

Ashton Kutcher

http://hotholliwood.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/ashton_kutcher300.jpg


Not "Douchey" enough. NEXT!

[Drek]

Not "Douchey" enough. NEXT!

He's more than "douchey" enough. You must have never seen Punk'd.

[Old No. 7]

He's more than "douchey" enough. You must have never seen Punk'd.

Anthony Michael Hall; now that's douchey!

[Cito Pelon]

Eeyore the Moping Donkey

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"Eeyore," said [B]Owl[en], "Josh McDaniels is giving a party." "Very interesting," said Eeyore The Player. "I suppose he will be lying about sending me an invitation."

Eeyore stood by himself in a thistly corner of the Forest, his front feet well apart, his head on one side, and thought about things. Sometimes he thought sadly to himself, "Why?" and sometimes he thought, "Wherefore?" and sometimes he thought, "Inasmuch as which?" and sometimes he didn't quite know what he was thinking about.

"[B]Owl[en] flew past a day or two ago and noticed me.
He didn't actually say anything mind you, but he knew it was me.
Very friendly of him, I thought. Encouraging."

"Don't bustle me. Don't now-then me"

"A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others makes all the difference. Or so they say." said Eeyore

"One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday." Eeyore

"Nobody tells me. Nobody keeps me informed." Eeyore

[ShutDownPoster]

Ok, I got someone who can play...


JAY

http://www.weblo.com/asset_images/large/Christian_Bale_promo_pic_49093dc00d6cc.jpg

AND JAKE

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/christian-bale-im067.jpg

[Old No. 7]

He WISHES!!! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL!

Cocaine is a hell of a drug! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL!

[Pontius Pirate]

This thread is getting gayer and gayer

[Bronco Bob]

This thread is getting gayer and gayer

,

[Hamrob]

I'd have to say Russell Crowe.

[sirhcyennek81]

http://tinyurl.com/djjfqz



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[BroncoMan4ever]

http://tinyurl.com/djjfqz



:Broncos:

Hated it!

[sirhcyennek81]

Hated it!

And thisth isth men on film...I gave it a round the world, and back snap...


HATED IT...

In Living Color was totally awesome. I miss that show.


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