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Rohirrim
03-24-2009, 12:13 PM
I was thinking of American movie stars throughout history who have personified what it means to be an American hero in modern history. First, there were the cowboy heros - Gary Cooper, John Wayne - who were upright, honest and true blue. Then you had the reluctant, wise cracking American hero, like Humphrey Bogart who kept saying he didn't give a damn about anything, but saves the day in the end. We also had the moral hero, like Gregory Peck playing Atticus Finch. Then you had the Clint Eastwood type. Stoical. Quiet. All business. No bs. Then, I suppose the modern guy is a mixture - the Bruce Willis type - a lot of jokes, a lot of bull****, but comes through when he's needed. Yippie kay yay, mofo. ;D

I'm thinking Elway would definitely be the John Wayne type. Hell, he even walked like him and got nicknamed, "Duke" just like the original. So which American hero would play Jay in the movies?

TheElusiveKyleOrton
03-24-2009, 12:15 PM
John Cusack. Sorta whiney, a little too introspective and easily bruised, but still a decent guy when he figures out how to do the right thing.

http://moviemusings.com/images/highfidelity.jpg

Rigs11
03-24-2009, 12:15 PM
http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes1203/dumb53.jpeg

TheDave
03-24-2009, 12:16 PM
nick nolte...

Hotrod
03-24-2009, 12:18 PM
Either Lex or TheDave

Beantown Bronco
03-24-2009, 12:19 PM
Wilford Brimley

PRBronco
03-24-2009, 12:19 PM
Meryl Streep, she can cover the range of fake emotions, and also has the required vajayjay. And let's face it, Meryl's great.

Rohirrim
03-24-2009, 12:19 PM
http://www.zuguide.com/image/Jeff-Daniels-Dumb-and-Dumber.7.jpg
I was thinking Jeff Daniels.

TheDave
03-24-2009, 12:20 PM
Either Lex or TheDave

No way... I have a MUCH stronger arm than Jay. I ain't taking heat off of my fastball for nobody. ;D

Inkana7
03-24-2009, 12:23 PM
Keanu Reeves.

Popps
03-24-2009, 12:23 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/7539M%7EThe-Three-Stooges-Moe-Posters.jpg

Beantown Bronco
03-24-2009, 12:25 PM
I changed my mind.

I'm going with Philip Rivers.

Popcorn Sutton
03-24-2009, 12:26 PM
http://www.lwwdc.org/Spicoli3.jpg

Flex Gunmetal
03-24-2009, 12:31 PM
The obvious answer is emilio estevez circa the breakfast club.

Pontius Pirate
03-24-2009, 12:34 PM
http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/burkeb.jpg

Rohirrim
03-24-2009, 12:35 PM
Then, of course, there's the obvious choice:

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/34/63/1892016645.0.0.0x0.432x305.jpeg

Smiling Assassin27
03-24-2009, 12:36 PM
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:4DI6cBEQfue0tM:http://www.eagleparbirdie.com/50226711/bill%2520murray.jpg

Pony Boy
03-24-2009, 12:36 PM
The Beaver

SouthStndJunkie
03-24-2009, 12:36 PM
Harland Williams

philiptr2
03-24-2009, 12:59 PM
The Kid from "2 and a Half Men". He's a dead-ringer.

http://www.buddytv.com/artist-photos/Angus%20T.%20Jones-1966/Angus%20T.%20Jones-3599225.jpghttp://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/cutler.jpg

OBF1
03-24-2009, 01:00 PM
Erkel

Beantown Bronco
03-24-2009, 01:08 PM
How about this guy:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ks5wlClvUkg&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ks5wlClvUkg&hl=en&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

broncswin
03-24-2009, 01:25 PM
Josh McDaniels of Course

WyoLaw
03-24-2009, 01:26 PM
The Kid from "2 and a Half Men". He's a dead-ringer.

http://www.buddytv.com/artist-photos/Angus%20T.%20Jones-1966/Angus%20T.%20Jones-3599225.jpghttp://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/cutler.jpg


This is the best one. Although the kid dresses better than Jay.

BigPlayShay
03-24-2009, 01:31 PM
This guy. Dead ringer:

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t241/natestl/itspidermanlol1.gif

Smiling Assassin27
03-24-2009, 01:37 PM
The Kid from "2 and a Half Men". He's a dead-ringer.

http://www.buddytv.com/artist-photos/Angus%20T.%20Jones-1966/Angus%20T.%20Jones-3599225.jpghttp://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/cutler.jpg

winner:~ohyah!:

broncswin
03-24-2009, 01:47 PM
http://imgtn2.ask.com/ts?t=16637211135626120138&pid=23296&ppid=6

OH YA

Archer81
03-24-2009, 01:50 PM
http://tinyurl.com/6fyg7



:Broncos:

Cool Breeze
03-24-2009, 01:57 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WCrIotSdkFA/SPSxTfY2VTI/AAAAAAAAAhk/swhOXr3aMpg/s320/columbus

WolfpackGuy
03-24-2009, 02:03 PM
http://www.frontrowking.com/Concert_Tickets/Pics/ron-white.jpg

I know who could play Bowlen.

philiptr2
03-24-2009, 02:04 PM
winner:~ohyah!:

I can't take all the credit. Somebody on the mane (can't remember who) has mentioned the similarities of the two in the past.

I just put it into pictures...

USMCBladerunner
03-24-2009, 03:39 PM
http://www.frontrowking.com/Concert_Tickets/Pics/ron-white.jpg

I know who could play Bowlen.

lol..."i wasn't drunk in public..."

Pontius Pirate
03-24-2009, 04:50 PM
http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/10/dawson-crying.jpg

Hulamau
03-24-2009, 04:52 PM
Eddie Munster

vindico
03-24-2009, 05:40 PM
Jay Cutler
http://www.johnozoroff.co.uk/images/john_lennon.jpg

Jake Plummer
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sb_ibiZ5f8o/Ry5F-0kyx8I/AAAAAAAAADo/i9zAK7H3qYw/s200/Get+Back.jpg

Rohirrim
03-24-2009, 05:44 PM
Jay Cutler
http://www.johnozoroff.co.uk/images/john_lennon.jpg

Blasphemy!

Bronx33
03-24-2009, 05:46 PM
Snarf from the thunder cats
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/3510/snarfv.jpg

MrPappagiorgio
03-24-2009, 05:47 PM
I was thinking about Corky

http://www.mygtv.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/corky.jpg

vindico
03-24-2009, 05:51 PM
Blasphemy!

You have a point. Lennon was more popular than Jesus, but remember we are talking bout THE Jay Cutler. You may only refer to him as thy Lord from now on.

BuckinKaeding
03-24-2009, 05:53 PM
This thread rules.

Bronx33
03-24-2009, 05:54 PM
This thread rules.


Fillup is still a fudge packer.

spdirty
03-24-2009, 06:02 PM
http://www.frontrowking.com/Concert_Tickets/Pics/ron-white.jpg

I know who could play Bowlen.

LOL



For Cutler, Im thinking Reggie Rivers.

Pontius Pirate
03-24-2009, 06:14 PM
I was thinking about Corky

http://www.mygtv.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/corky.jpg

really? where did you get that idea? page 1?

maher_tyler
03-24-2009, 06:26 PM
You have a point. Lennon was more popular than Jesus, but remember we are talking bout THE Jay Cutler. You may only refer to him as thy Lord from now on.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Rep

DenverBrit
03-24-2009, 06:43 PM
http://www.johnmariani.com/archive/2007/070401/huey.gif

Captain 'Dre
03-24-2009, 06:44 PM
Ken Stabler. :Ha!:

Gort
03-25-2009, 11:23 AM
Scheffler & Cutler when they found out Shanny had been fired.

http://www.timdrussell.com/images/blog/MichaelMcKean_Lenny1.JPG

Punisher
03-25-2009, 11:28 AM
The Night of the killer Emo

Gort
03-25-2009, 11:28 AM
this kid should play Cutler in the movie. at least in the drunk scenes. ;)

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sxMTcqmv-M8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sxMTcqmv-M8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Punisher
03-25-2009, 11:35 AM
McDickhole and Cutler star in
Punch Drunk Love:via FOX 31

epicSocialism4tw
03-25-2009, 11:37 AM
This thread rules.

...rules in gayness.

Let's cast an actor for Jay Culter!1!1!!! L-O-LS!

:slapsilly

hambone13
03-25-2009, 11:39 AM
I was thinking about Corky

http://www.mygtv.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/corky.jpg

I was falling out of my chair laughing when I saw this. Especially since the only episode I know anything about is the one where Corky's dad left him in the kitchen alone to cook and he burned the house down.......

awful, just awful....

Broncomutt
03-25-2009, 11:41 AM
Kenny ****in' Powers!

You're ****ing Out! I'm ****ing In!

Rohirrim
03-25-2009, 11:41 AM
...rules in gayness.



I wouldn't know, but I guess I can't argue with an expert.

epicSocialism4tw
03-25-2009, 11:42 AM
I was thinking about Corky

http://www.mygtv.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/corky.jpg

Barack? Is that you president Obama?

OABB
03-25-2009, 11:44 AM
Barack? Is that you president Obama?

lamest. joke. ever.

epicSocialism4tw
03-25-2009, 11:49 AM
I wouldn't know, but I guess I can't argue with an expert.

I dont know...youre the guy who had the idea to approach this topic as would a theater queen.

Casting Rohirrim:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LOIxuPcfkpw/Rfnw7iXj_yI/AAAAAAAAABs/9Yul46FXtNA/s400/PeterVelvetByardFlyHigh_939h%5B1%5D.jpeg

Rohirrim
03-25-2009, 11:50 AM
I dont know...youre the guy who had the idea to approach this topic as would a theater queen.

Casting Rohirrim:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LOIxuPcfkpw/Rfnw7iXj_yI/AAAAAAAAABs/9Yul46FXtNA/s400/PeterVelvetByardFlyHigh_939h%5B1%5D.jpeg

I'm surprised you didn't jump right in. After all, you are the official Orange Mane drama queen.

Chris
03-25-2009, 11:53 AM
Wilford Brimley

the diabetis.

epicSocialism4tw
03-25-2009, 12:00 PM
I'm surprised you didn't jump right in. After all, you are the official Orange Mane drama queen.

Rohirrim displaying his swordweilding talents...he's always playing a "role"...
http://www.searchenginelowdown.com/uploaded_images/Geek-712146.jpg

epicSocialism4tw
03-25-2009, 12:02 PM
http://www.stygiandreams.com/images/april_06_5.jpg

Rohirrim and his band of merry role players are afoot in the wood!

Rohirrim
03-25-2009, 12:14 PM
Why, drama llama, I can't believe you would, once again, completely lose yourself in over-reaction. The love for the Cutler God is strong in this one, Obi Wan.

PAUonePUNCH
03-25-2009, 01:49 PM
You gota go with the original Cutler and cast Ryan Leaf.

Old No. 7
03-25-2009, 01:59 PM
How's about Brodie Croyle? I just noticed that Jay has the same horrendous "Bama Bangs" as Brokie, me thinks it to be box office GOLD! :rofl:

Beantown Bronco
03-25-2009, 02:06 PM
How's about Brodie Croyle? I just noticed that Jay has the same horrendous "Bama Bangs" as Brokie, me thinks it to be box office GOLD! :rofl:

Beantown Bronco Rule #42 - any mention of Brodie Croyle has to be accompanied by a picture of his wife or it goes ignored.

LonghornBronco
03-25-2009, 04:06 PM
The bad guy in no country for old men.

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/ap_no_country_071210_ms.jpg

baja
03-25-2009, 04:25 PM
I was thinking of American movie stars throughout history who have personified what it means to be an American hero in modern history. First, there were the cowboy heros - Gary Cooper, John Wayne - who were upright, honest and true blue. Then you had the reluctant, wise cracking American hero, like Humphrey Bogart who kept saying he didn't give a damn about anything, but saves the day in the end. We also had the moral hero, like Gregory Peck playing Atticus Finch. Then you had the Clint Eastwood type. Stoical. Quiet. All business. No bs. Then, I suppose the modern guy is a mixture - the Bruce Willis type - a lot of jokes, a lot of bull****, but comes through when he's needed. Yippie kay yay, mofo. ;D

I'm thinking Elway would definitely be the John Wayne type. Hell, he even walked like him and got nicknamed, "Duke" just like the original. So which American hero would play Jay in the movies?

Jerry Lewis

baja
03-25-2009, 04:34 PM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/urbanretro/urbanretro3/Beetlejuice.jpg

Old No. 7
03-25-2009, 04:34 PM
The resemblance is downright creepy:

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/SUag1AvrMaI/AAAAAAAAAfQ/VZKFNuw9AuE/s320/jarjar.jpg

Bronco Bob
03-25-2009, 09:43 PM
Gotta go with a Coloradoan.

Taco John
03-25-2009, 10:09 PM
Jay Cutler
http://www.johnozoroff.co.uk/images/john_lennon.jpg

Jake Plummer
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sb_ibiZ5f8o/Ry5F-0kyx8I/AAAAAAAAADo/i9zAK7H3qYw/s200/Get+Back.jpg


Nice! :thumbs:

Archer81
03-25-2009, 10:21 PM
http://tinyurl.com/c7kph3


:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
03-25-2009, 10:45 PM
Beantown Bronco Rule #42 - any mention of Brodie Croyle has to be accompanied by a picture of his wife or it goes ignored.


i don't know who i hate more

Brodie Croyle for this
http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/Picture%2019(40).png

or

Tim Tebow for this
http://liberalvaluesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/tebow-and-girlfriend.jpg

JJJ
03-25-2009, 11:23 PM
23835

Jets fans would approve.

BroncoBuff
03-26-2009, 12:04 AM
John Cusack. Sorta whiney, a little too introspective and easily bruised, but still a decent guy when he figures out how to do the right thing.

http://moviemusings.com/images/highfidelity.jpg

Hey ... we agree on something, Senator.

I love John Cusack. Part of "The Grifters" was shot a ouple blocks from my law school on Wilshire Boulevard in LA. CLASSIC film, much better than anything in his teen angst catalogue.

Los Broncos
03-26-2009, 12:05 AM
I would cast myself, he's got nothing on me.

Florida_Bronco
03-26-2009, 12:12 AM
i don't know who i hate more

Brodie Croyle for this
http://cdn.faniq.com/images/blog/Picture%2019(40).png

or

Tim Tebow for this
http://liberalvaluesblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/tebow-and-girlfriend.jpg

Tebow, by far.

TDmvp
03-26-2009, 12:50 AM
Since the first time i seen Jay I always thought he looked like the little kid from Two and a Half Men grew up ... LOL

this clip KILLS ME ...

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I'd see Jay and just hear that song in my head LOL ... silly yes i know ...
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gO1VnxQ_TJw&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gO1VnxQ_TJw&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/football/bob_blog/angus.jpg

Blueflame
03-26-2009, 01:19 AM
Clearly this forum is deficient in Jay-Cutler-bashing threads. ::) Someone had best start 50 or so more.

SPORTSWRITER
03-26-2009, 01:27 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/7539M%7EThe-Three-Stooges-Moe-Posters.jpg

Now that is hilarious! Hilarious!

And Larry could play Xman, and Curly could play Josh! I wonder though, do you think any of 'em are well enough preserved?? What the heck, I say dig 'em up! At worst we could do a documentary called "Crisis at Crow Valley." The Stooges wouldn't even have to speak. The real Pat Bowlen could narrate. Wow, this could be big!! 8')

Archer81
03-26-2009, 01:34 AM
http://tinyurl.com/cjw83c

<a href="http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=718" target="_blank">Jim Carrey - Vera De Milo</a>


:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
03-26-2009, 02:01 AM
Tebow, by far.

true, but Tebow has won the Heisman at least and national championships, so it is understandable how he was able to land a chick that hot and with a rack like that.

but the winless wonder, i just can't figure out how he pulled that off.

ol number 7
03-26-2009, 06:13 AM
Now that is hilarious! Hilarious!

And Larry could play Xman, and Curly could play Josh! I wonder though, do you think any of 'em are well enough preserved?? What the heck, I say dig 'em up! At worst we could do a documentary called "Crisis at Crow Valley." The Stooges wouldn't even have to speak. The real Pat Bowlen could narrate. Wow, this could be big!! 8')


Bus Cook portrayed by Gilbert Godfrey

Jay Cutler by Larry Mondello on Leave it to Beaver

Rohirrim
03-26-2009, 06:54 AM
Clearly this forum is deficient in Jay-Cutler-bashing threads. ::) Someone had best start 50 or so more.

Ban it to the Butt. You have the power. :wiggle:

Drek
03-26-2009, 08:27 AM
Ashton Kutcher

http://hotholliwood.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/ashton_kutcher300.jpg

Old No. 7
03-26-2009, 08:54 AM
Ashton Kutcher

http://hotholliwood.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/ashton_kutcher300.jpg


Not "Douchey" enough. NEXT!

Drek
03-26-2009, 09:22 AM
Not "Douchey" enough. NEXT!

He's more than "douchey" enough. You must have never seen Punk'd.

Old No. 7
03-26-2009, 09:33 AM
He's more than "douchey" enough. You must have never seen Punk'd.

Anthony Michael Hall; now that's douchey!

Cito Pelon
03-26-2009, 10:16 AM
Eeyore the Moping Donkey

23837

~*~ Quotes from Eeyore (aka "The Player") ~*~

"Eeyore," said [B]Owl[en], "Josh McDaniels is giving a party." "Very interesting," said Eeyore The Player. "I suppose he will be lying about sending me an invitation."

Eeyore stood by himself in a thistly corner of the Forest, his front feet well apart, his head on one side, and thought about things. Sometimes he thought sadly to himself, "Why?" and sometimes he thought, "Wherefore?" and sometimes he thought, "Inasmuch as which?" and sometimes he didn't quite know what he was thinking about.

"[B]Owl[en] flew past a day or two ago and noticed me.
He didn't actually say anything mind you, but he knew it was me.
Very friendly of him, I thought. Encouraging."

"Don't bustle me. Don't now-then me"

"A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others makes all the difference. Or so they say." said Eeyore

"One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday." Eeyore

"Nobody tells me. Nobody keeps me informed." Eeyore

ShutDownPoster
03-26-2009, 10:16 AM
Ok, I got someone who can play...


JAY

http://www.weblo.com/asset_images/large/Christian_Bale_promo_pic_49093dc00d6cc.jpg

AND JAKE

http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/christian-bale-im067.jpg

Old No. 7
03-26-2009, 11:03 AM
He WISHES!!! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL!

Cocaine is a hell of a drug! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! ROFL!

Pontius Pirate
03-26-2009, 05:03 PM
This thread is getting gayer and gayer

Bronco Bob
03-27-2009, 08:42 PM
This thread is getting gayer and gayer

,

Hamrob
03-27-2009, 09:12 PM
I'd have to say Russell Crowe.

Archer81
03-27-2009, 09:26 PM
http://tinyurl.com/djjfqz



:Broncos:

BroncoMan4ever
03-28-2009, 12:41 AM
http://tinyurl.com/djjfqz



:Broncos:

Hated it!

Archer81
03-28-2009, 12:54 AM
Hated it!

And thisth isth men on film...I gave it a round the world, and back snap...


HATED IT...

In Living Color was totally awesome. I miss that show.


:Broncos: