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montrose
03-18-2009, 04:11 PM
I really hope this gets put up on a podcast.

spdirty
03-18-2009, 04:13 PM
whatd he say?

BroncoInferno
03-18-2009, 04:14 PM
Well, what the hell'd he say?

DrFate
03-18-2009, 04:14 PM
Um, details?

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 04:14 PM
Get a side job as a court stenographer so you can practice for moments like these.

dbfan4life
03-18-2009, 04:16 PM
I'm really starting to hate threads that start like this. Many of us live nowhere near Denver and therefore have no idea what Dumervi is saying on "The Fan" right now.

JCMElway
03-18-2009, 04:18 PM
Anyone have the general gist of it?

montrose
03-18-2009, 04:18 PM
Well I missed the first part of it. Here's me paraphrasing:

Armstrong: "No problem, you don't want to talk about Jay Cutler. How would you say the state of the locker room is now with the situation?"

Dumervil (firmly): "What situation?"

Armstrong: "The Cutler situation."

Dumervil (snaps): "Man I'm not talking about Cutler!"

Armstrong: "Okay, in general how would you say is the locker room is at this point?"

Dumervil (snippy): "It's a locker room. A locker room is a locker room."

montrose
03-18-2009, 04:19 PM
Right now they're talking about the tension in the interview.

OABB
03-18-2009, 04:19 PM
Well I missed the first part of it. Here's me paraphrasing:

Armstrong: "No problem, you don't want to talk about Jay Cutler. How would you say the state of the locker room is now with the situation?"

Dumervil (firmly): "What situation?"

Armstrong: "The Cutler situation."

Dumervil (snaps): "Man I'm not talking about Cutler!"

Armstrong: "Okay, in general how would you say is the locker room is at this point?"

Dumervil (snippy): "It's a locker room. A locker room is a locker room."

wow is not the word I would have used.

Broncos_OTM
03-18-2009, 04:20 PM
http://www.fm1043thefan.com/listen/

For all you out of towners. Sign up. and listen

Taco John
03-18-2009, 04:21 PM
I thought it was more noteworthy that he said that they haven't really met as a defense, and that he doesn't know if he's going to be the outside linebacker in this defense. "I don't know if I'm playing linebacker - It's possible, anything is possible."

SureShot
03-18-2009, 04:23 PM
Sounds like quite the indepth interview.

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 04:23 PM
I can't wait until this interview is over-analyzed to death and skewed to fit either agenda of people's perception towards the situation...

Kaylore
03-18-2009, 04:24 PM
Guess you had to be there.

SureShot
03-18-2009, 04:24 PM
I can't wait until this interview is over-analyzed to death and skewed to fit either agenda of people's perception towards the situation...

Sounds to me Doom would like Cutler extended so we can all put this behind us.

Taco John
03-18-2009, 04:25 PM
I can't wait until this interview is over-analyzed to death and skewed to fit either agenda of people's perception towards the situation...


I don't think that's possible. He was pretty much a cold fish.

"Champ is champ"

"Got to go to offseason training and get ready for this year."


The only thing really noteworthy about the interview was that he doesn't know what position he'll be playing yet, and they're not yet installing the defense and are just focusing at this point on conditioning.

spdirty
03-18-2009, 04:27 PM
I can't wait until this interview is over-analyzed to death and skewed to fit either agenda of people's perception towards the situation...

well it simply shows that the locker room is pissed off at their coach because he lied to their leader but "The Man" told hem not to talk about the situation so now they are even more pissed and taking it out on the media.:thumbs:

montrose
03-18-2009, 04:27 PM
I thought it was more noteworthy that he said that they haven't really met as a defense, and that he doesn't know if he's going to be the outside linebacker in this defense. "I don't know if I'm playing linebacker - It's possible, anything is possible."

I missed that, although it's possible they've been told STFU about everything. It would fit the conversation they just had about the new Broncos-PR model.

I can't wait until this interview is over-analyzed to death and skewed to fit either agenda of people's perception towards the situation...

I'm sure it will be. I can't wait for this sucker to get posted online.

Guess you had to be there.

It was all about the delivery. It was a really uncomfortable interview, Clough acknowledged that fact after it was over.

OABB
03-18-2009, 04:28 PM
I can't wait until this interview is over-analyzed to death and skewed to fit either agenda of people's perception towards the situation...

The mane sure has become all kinds of crazy lately, huh?

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 04:28 PM
Oh my god!

33 seconds in, you can hear Elvis say under his breath, "McDaniels sucks dick for breakfast"

You just gotta turn your speakers WAYYYYYYYY up, but then eliminate the white noise.

telluride
03-18-2009, 04:29 PM
Did they talk about how long his arms are? Because that would be really interesting. I understand he has really long arms. And since he's not very tall, the fact that he has really long arms is especially interesting. Did they talk about that?

Taco John
03-18-2009, 04:30 PM
Montrose you so silly!

You said wow at the most boring detail, but missed the actual useful information! Ha!

It's all good brother. I do love me some Montrose around this place. It wouldn't be the same over here without you. :welcome:

OABB
03-18-2009, 04:31 PM
Did they talk about how long his arms are? Because that would be really interesting. I understand he has really long arms. And since he's not very tall, the fact that he has really long arms is especially interesting. Did they talk about that?

this is ****ing funny.

Broncos_OTM
03-18-2009, 04:31 PM
I am sure the coaches didnt want anyone chimeing in on the Cutler Fiasco.

He has his head where it should be. In his own buisness.

The media was fishing and got their nose bit off, serves em right.

Taco John
03-18-2009, 04:32 PM
To montrose's credit, it was an uncomfortable interview when they asked about Cutler.

OABB
03-18-2009, 04:32 PM
To montrose's credit, it was an uncomfortable interview when they asked about Cutler.

WOW!

montrose
03-18-2009, 04:33 PM
Montrose you so silly!

You said wow at the most boring detail, but missed the actual useful information! Ha!

It's all good brother. I do love me some Montrose around this place. It wouldn't be the same over here without you. :welcome:

Appreciate it bud. I missed the part you posted as I was muting back and forth between it and NFL Total Access. I was stunned at his tone to the Cutler question though. Partially because Elvis has always been a super-nice media guy.

montrose
03-18-2009, 04:35 PM
Okay I'm editing "wow" out of the title so you bullies stop picking on me. :Whaaaa!:

DomCasual
03-18-2009, 04:35 PM
Jim Armstrong is an idiot.

Before the interview started, they said that they had Dumervil on the line, and he graciously agreed to come on with them as long as they didn't ask anything about Jay Cutler.

The first thing Armstrong says is, "Elvis, thanks for coming on. We're not going to talk about Jay Cutler. But with everything going on right now, what is the atmosphere like in the locker room? Would you characterize it as tense?"

Um, what?

As montrose said, Dumervil became really cold, and said, "With everything going one with what?"

Armstrong: "Um, the Jay Cutler issue."

DBBBSBS
03-18-2009, 04:36 PM
Montrose, now i understand what kind of stupid threads you posted to get up to 4000+

Looking at the way these are started there should be no more threads rule until cutler situation comes to an end

DBBBSBS
03-18-2009, 04:37 PM
Okay I'm editing "wow" out of the title so you bullies stop picking on me. :Whaaaa!:

If you are an idiot, people will pick on you.

Better is, stop posting these stupid threads

SureShot
03-18-2009, 04:39 PM
If you are an idiot, people will pick on you.

Better is, stop posting these stupid threads

The douche is strong in this one.

OBF1
03-18-2009, 04:39 PM
LMAO, this thread has classic written all over it

Ambiguous
03-18-2009, 04:41 PM
Well I missed the first part of it. Here's me paraphrasing:

Armstrong: "No problem, you don't want to talk about Jay Cutler. How would you say the state of the locker room is now with the situation?"

Dumervil (firmly): "What situation?"

Armstrong: "The Cutler situation."

Dumervil (snaps): "Man I'm not talking about Cutler!"

Armstrong: "Okay, in general how would you say is the locker room is at this point?"

Dumervil (snippy): "It's a locker room. A locker room is a locker room."

Riveting!

worm
03-18-2009, 04:47 PM
If you are an idiot, people will pick on you.

Better is, stop posting these stupid threads

Hey bud, whats your problem? Look at 7\8 of the other threads here.

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 04:50 PM
Avatars are back on!

Celebrate with my new one!

SureShot
03-18-2009, 04:51 PM
Avatars are back on!

Celebrate with my new one!

You are a photoshop master! ROFL!

At least put in a arrow towards the midsection.

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 04:53 PM
You are a photoshop master! ROFL!

At least put in a arrow towards the midsection.

MSPaint, sucka!

montrose
03-18-2009, 04:53 PM
If you are an idiot, people will pick on you.

Better is, stop posting these stupid threads

This coming from someone who's threads include:

Give me tony dungy
Plummer was lot better
What if Vick is made available ?

SureShot
03-18-2009, 04:56 PM
MSPaint, sucka!

Awesome! I will get to work on my own.

McDman
03-18-2009, 04:58 PM
Guys let's just all get along.

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 05:00 PM
Awesome! I will get to work on my own.

Can't wait

^5

elsid13
03-18-2009, 05:00 PM
Still beats Spider's latest thread......

theAPAOps5
03-18-2009, 05:00 PM
Jim Armstrong is an idiot.

Before the interview started, they said that they had Dumervil on the line, and he graciously agreed to come on with them as long as they didn't ask anything about Jay Cutler.

The first thing Armstrong says is, "Elvis, thanks for coming on. We're not going to talk about Jay Cutler. But with everything going on right now, what is the atmosphere like in the locker room? Would you characterize it as tense?"

Um, what?

As montrose said, Dumervil became really cold, and said, "With everything going one with what?"

Armstrong: "Um, the Jay Cutler issue."

Armstrong should be fired he is a hack. He always says this stupid line, He Gone. Drives me insane, then he pulls **** like this. Its why I always end my work day with a text to the sportsguys saying I long for the day when we can Say He Gone and it means Armstrong is outta here!

lazarus4444
03-18-2009, 05:00 PM
well it simply shows that the locker room is pissed off at their coach because he lied to their leader but "The Man" told hem not to talk about the situation so now they are even more pissed and taking it out on the media.:thumbs:

If cutler is the broncos leader we really are in deep ****.

Taco John
03-18-2009, 05:14 PM
This coming from someone who's threads include:

Give me tony dungy
Plummer was lot better
What if Vick is made available ?

BURN!

theAPAOps5
03-18-2009, 05:16 PM
Avatars are back on!

Celebrate with my new one!

That is some amateur weak ass ****. This took me 5 minutes:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/mcsnake.jpg

frerottenextelway
03-18-2009, 05:18 PM
Oh my god!

33 seconds in, you can hear Elvis say under his breath, "McDaniels sucks dick for breakfast"

You just gotta turn your speakers WAYYYYYYYY up, but then eliminate the white noise.

I heard ''Paul is Dead'', but I was playing the interview backwards.

backup qb
03-18-2009, 05:18 PM
No more Mane for me tonight. Well, maybe I'll check one last time before bed.

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 05:20 PM
That is some amateur weak ass ****. This took me 5 minutes:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/mcsnake.jpg

In 5 more minutes can you make it flying towards him or biting him please?

SureShot
03-18-2009, 05:21 PM
Can't wait

^5

Check it

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 05:23 PM
Check it

:rofl:

...but come on man! We can't both have McD cobra pics.

Maybe a Pat Bowlen getting hammered with keith richards pic or something?

Or Annabelle on the street corner offering ZJs?

bombay
03-18-2009, 05:35 PM
Clough and armstrong are pathetic. Can't do more than about 5 minutes of their idiotic self-congratulatory garbage. I just can't figure out what they're congratulating themselves about.

SureShot
03-18-2009, 05:39 PM
:rofl:

...but come on man! We can't both have McD cobra pics.

Maybe a Pat Bowlen getting hammered with keith richards pic or something?

Or Annabelle on the street corner offering ZJs?

Ok you are right.

theAPAOps5
03-18-2009, 05:41 PM
This one is weak and a work in progress but its hard to find cobra strike pictures:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/mcnuggie2copy.jpg

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 05:44 PM
OMG!

Apa this one is SPITTING AIDS!

PLEEEEEEEEEEASE

http://www.africanreptiles-venom.co.za/assets/images/MOZAMBIQUE_SPITTING_COBRA.jpg

theAPAOps5
03-18-2009, 06:00 PM
Ok I will work on that later tonight

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 06:03 PM
Awesome, thanks a ton

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 06:04 PM
Might I recommend cropping McD into the Cobra Photo? May be easier that way. Not that I know anything about photoshop...

Popps
03-18-2009, 06:08 PM
I can't wait until this interview is over-analyzed to death and skewed to fit either agenda of people's perception towards the situation...

Hilarious!

summerdenver
03-18-2009, 06:10 PM
Might I recommend cropping McD into the Cobra Photo? May be easier that way. Not that I know anything about photoshop...

As long as Apa is taking requests, I would like to ask for one with socal throwing cobras at the midsections of Pat and JMac

Kaylore
03-18-2009, 06:20 PM
Ok I will work on that later tonight

You should put little red words that say "AIDS" flying towards him.

Broncos_OTM
03-18-2009, 06:20 PM
OMG!

Apa this one is SPITTING AIDS!

PLEEEEEEEEEEASE

http://www.africanreptiles-venom.co.za/assets/images/MOZAMBIQUE_SPITTING_COBRA.jpg

Dude that had to be the most funniest thing i have seen on this website in a while. Although i have pepsi down the front of my shirt and all over my screen.


REP

theAPAOps5
03-18-2009, 06:20 PM
As long as Apa is taking requests, I would like to ask for one with socal throwing cobras at the midsections of Pat and JMac

Find a suitable picture and I will do my best

ZONA
03-18-2009, 06:22 PM
Did they talk about how long his arms are? Because that would be really interesting. I understand he has really long arms. And since he's not very tall, the fact that he has really long arms is especially interesting. Did they talk about that?

OMG, too funny man. We'll start calling Doom the Orangutan, hahahahah.

http://gowild.wwf.org.uk/picturelibrary/jpeg350/ki/kids_orang2.jpg

24champ
03-18-2009, 06:23 PM
OMG, too funny man. We'll start calling Doom the Orangutan, hahahahah.

http://gowild.wwf.org.uk/picturelibrary/jpeg350/ki/kids_orang2.jpg

Speaking of ape-like creatures....see sig.

SureShot
03-18-2009, 06:42 PM
You should put little red words that say "AIDS" flying towards him.

My cobra had needles full of aids.

23748

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 06:44 PM
My cobra had needles full of aids.

23748

I admit, that's significantly better enlarged.

SureShot
03-18-2009, 06:45 PM
I admit, that's significantly better enlarged.

I like the one I have now. I wish it was a little bigger, I love Pat's enthusiasm.

23749

Northman
03-18-2009, 06:49 PM
Guess you had to be there.

Bigtime

theAPAOps5
03-18-2009, 06:50 PM
Okay Rev here is another iteration. Still not what I want but I am getting it dialed in.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/mcsnake-1.jpg

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 06:52 PM
Fantastic new development!

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 06:53 PM
If I've learned one thing from this thread:

The HIV virus is bright red.

theAPAOps5
03-18-2009, 06:54 PM
It makes it stick out.

SureShot
03-18-2009, 06:55 PM
If I've learned one thing from this thread:

The HIV virus is bright red.

It would be cooler if instead of aids droplets it was little red AIDS words.

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 06:56 PM
It would be cooler if instead of aids droplets it was little red AIDS words.

I may Paint in "AIDS" at the top, with little arrows pointing to the droplets.

I think then we're pretty close to perfection

In that same improvement vein: Have you considered having a stack of empty bottles somewhere to the side of Pat?

Rabb
03-18-2009, 06:59 PM
that McDaniels Cobra pic is killing me

SureShot
03-18-2009, 06:59 PM
I may Paint in "AIDS" at the top, with little arrows pointing to the droplets.

I think then we're pretty close to perfection

In that same improvement vein: Have you considered having a stack of empty bottles somewhere to the side of Pat?

I wish I could rotate his head and have the whiskey pouring into his mouth!

TheReverend
03-18-2009, 07:01 PM
I wish I could rotate his head and have the whiskey pouring into his mouth!

Maybe he just loves it so much he's flat out showering in it?!?!?

spdirty
03-18-2009, 07:05 PM
WOW!!!!

http://fm1043thefan.com/theSportsGuys/podcasts.cfm

theAPAOps5
03-18-2009, 07:17 PM
WOW a list of podcasts!

theAPAOps5
03-18-2009, 07:30 PM
Ok try this one on for size REV

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/McsnakeAIDS.jpg

bombay
03-18-2009, 07:31 PM
WOW!!!!

http://fm1043thefan.com/theSportsGuys/podcasts.cfm

Idiot armstrong: 'Elvis, I know you said you wouldn't talk about Jay Cutler, but what about Jay Cutler?' Elvis: 'I'm not talking about Jay Cutler.' Idiot armstrong: 'Duh'.

Rabb
03-18-2009, 07:33 PM
Armstrong is the worst radio person in the history of radio...I cannot even read his columns because all I can hear is his stupid ass voice when I do

bombay
03-18-2009, 07:38 PM
There's nothing remotely remarkable about the Dumerville interview, except that the two jackasses tried every sneaky way possible to get Elvis to indict the new staff in some way, and were unable to do so. Pathetic, but not much to it.

theAPAOps5
03-18-2009, 07:38 PM
Ok SureShot here is a Bowlen version for you. Its head is flipped and cartoonishly large.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/BowlenCartoon.jpg

SureShot
03-18-2009, 07:48 PM
Ok SureShot here is a Bowlen version for you. Its head is flipped and cartoonishly large.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/BowlenCartoon.jpg

I'm trying to do the same in photoshop, but apparently im retarted.

SureShot
03-18-2009, 07:50 PM
Ok try this one on for size REV

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/McsnakeAIDS.jpg

Awesome

theAPAOps5
03-18-2009, 07:50 PM
I'm trying to do the same in photoshop, but apparently im retarted.

Some have it some dont bitch

SureShot
03-18-2009, 07:54 PM
Ok SureShot here is a Bowlen version for you. Its head is flipped and cartoonishly large.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/BowlenCartoon.jpg

Apa can you take these two pics and do the same thing except have booze pouring in his mouth? Of course the bottle doesn't need to be as big as I have it.

23751


23752

theAPAOps5
03-18-2009, 07:55 PM
Yeah but can I do it tomorrow? getting a little photoshopped out!

SureShot
03-18-2009, 07:56 PM
Yeah but can I do it tomorrow? getting a little photoshopped out!

**** no. DO IT NOW!





Ok tomorrow will work.

DomCasual
03-18-2009, 09:58 PM
I heard ''Paul is Dead'', but I was playing the interview backwards.

Did you get to the "Turn me on, dead man" part?

That seriously creeped me out.

24champ
03-18-2009, 10:37 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a198/24champbailey/MonkeysrunningDV4.jpg

TheDave
03-18-2009, 10:44 PM
Ok try this one on for size REV

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n224/ApaOps5/McsnakeAIDS.jpg

WTF is he doing in that pic?

SureShot
03-18-2009, 10:55 PM
WTF is he doing in that pic?

He is feel the full force of Carte Blanche the gutless drunk gave him.

lex
03-18-2009, 11:07 PM
WTF is he doing in that pic?

He's having a Barry Switzer moment.

Blueflame
03-18-2009, 11:08 PM
I wish I could rotate his head and have the whiskey pouring into his mouth!

Rotate the bottle....

Ambiguous
03-18-2009, 11:15 PM
Avatars are back on!

Celebrate with my new one!

I got a new one too. This was before the NE game (numbing myself I guess).

I made an engineering breakthrough on a Coors Light can to make watching a Broncos MNF game at foxborough more bearable!

UberBroncoMan
03-18-2009, 11:16 PM
With all this talk of snakes and McTard... I could only think of one fitting picture.

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/1774/mctardsnake.jpg

Los Broncos
03-18-2009, 11:24 PM
Wow our secret weapon really is AIDS.

SureShot
03-19-2009, 12:13 AM
With all this talk of snakes and McTard... I could only think of one fitting picture.

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/1774/mctardsnake.jpg

Why isn't it spitting AIDs?

watermock
03-19-2009, 03:40 AM
I must say, this thread has brought me to tears.Ha!

TheReverend
03-19-2009, 04:36 AM
With all this talk of snakes and McTard... I could only think of one fitting picture.

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/1774/mctardsnake.jpg

How dare you insult Dr Jones in such a way!

TheReverend
03-19-2009, 04:43 AM
SureShot:

Mad MSPaint skillz on display

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/2121/bowlencartoon.jpg (http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bowlencartoon.jpg)

Ratboy
03-19-2009, 05:02 AM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2n9apvs.jpg

HAVE U SEN MAH QB?!